Rich Nost

I'm just a weird lil yarn monster

Public Key

npub1zw7ftkfpezmtym8n2j2fvnd0smunztl9pyjys0fxdqne08vq397s5yvpu5

NIP-05 Address

richnost@nostrplebs.com

NIP-57 Address

richnostrich@zeuspay.com

Profile Code

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nostr.wine

relay.damus.io

relay.nostrplebs.com

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npub1zw7ftkfpezmtym8n2j2fvnd0smunztl9pyjys0fxdqne08vq397s5yvpu5

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Last Notes

2025-05-07 04:37:32

When you want to buy a @nprofile…2s0f wallet, but the Sandlot wallet your wife bought you almost a decade ago refuses to fall apart.
https://image.nostr.build/b04b875c2dc742b4c359b456079816bf7907070a3c6ce89649505711238b9c9f.jpg

2025-05-07 01:38:32

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IRS wants to know why your income statements conveniently exclude the 365 1-sat-zaps you got for GM'ing every morning in 2026.

2025-05-03 02:23:15

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Places like ledn let you roll the loan over at the end of the term. I'm not sure if you accumulate origination/documentation fees for doing that, but it basically appeals to the degenerate who assumes they'll just keep clawing their bitcoin back as the value goes up, never considering that 75-80% corrections have consistently been a fixture of hodlr culture.

2025-05-03 01:18:50

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Bitcoin bought me a house. God just likes me more.

2025-05-02 23:14:41

I don't have kids. I'm GenX-ish. Roast me.

2025-05-02 01:03:25

God bless Satoshi Nakamoto. Whoever, wherever they are, God bless Satoshi.

2025-05-01 09:04:13

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I'd rather be slowly and pointedly critical of the yeast over its lifetime. Just point out that I could really use the closet space for things other than hosting its stalled progress.

2025-05-01 02:22:09

I lost my sense of smell when I got COVID in 2021. I regained it slowly over time...except for really foul butt things. Like, I can't smell farts or dog poop. NGL kind of miss it.

2025-04-30 18:13:19

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It's like a theme park!

2025-04-30 17:36:08

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Holy shit, don't threaten me with a good time!

2025-04-29 22:47:14

FINE I DIDNT WANT TO BE IN YOUR DUMB OL FOLLOWER PACK ANYWAYS

2025-04-29 12:27:20

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That makes sense and close to what I've done for bucketing the primary. That is for the sanity check.

2025-04-29 11:54:52

OKX, of the few and one of the highest volume exchanges that lists fraudcoin BSV finally announces delisting
https://www.reddit.com/r/bsv/comments/1k9tb5t/okx_of_the_few_and_one_of_the_highest_volume/

2025-04-29 04:41:36

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This is about letting nodes decide which transactions are spam and what aren't. Some people run node software that aggressively try to filter out things they consider to be abusive blockchain bloat, like ordinals (NFTs representing negligible bitcoin value transacted, but take up unusial ampunts of blockspace, causing high fees when they are popular).

2025-04-28 08:45:33

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Mostly routing your payment sucks.

2025-04-28 08:44:09

Awww it's alt season. So cute! 🥹 https://image.nostr.build/13ba4a5e5005c8199e18b6eb8df34fae3dc53f34eaf5ca4c3ef4c9d25092c715.jpg https://image.nostr.build/d55053d017b23564d896cb67c99c07b7e1d879f31289510979c6b6c365cc19ec.jpg

2025-04-24 00:51:13

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UK folks to evolve into troglodytes.
https://image.nostr.build/aef4046f784e8c1abe58d3ec505ac457cb2515665b4b64941396760c4f1f2c48.jpg

2025-04-23 17:43:38

I have friends (skewing progressive) whose inaction/ambivalence towards Bitcoin is baffling. Like, I'm still the crazy guy who does the crazy things with his life and money, and literally watching me get wealthier and wealthier, year over year, has done NOTHING to change their attitude. They don't ask me how it works or what I think about it -- they just DO NOTHING even while they have been given an asymmetric information advantage by way of my example. WTF!

2025-04-23 16:24:04

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I think I remember the scene vaguely. The alien removes its mask and Walken is like "Except that's not it, is it? It's just another mask, like a Chinese puzzle box. Under that is another mask and so on... " or something like that.

2025-04-23 16:20:32

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Honestly, probably because I was like 12 or 13 when I read the book and subsequently rented the VHS.

2025-04-23 16:14:37

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I don't remember this scene in Communion

2025-04-23 00:23:51

Drinking mead.
Listening to #dungeonsynth.
I should make mead.

2025-04-22 21:13:50

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I can finally express my identity as a multi-mode commandline text editor.

2025-04-21 21:41:13

I'm craving these and now you must also crave them https://nostr.download/6625016762c5d6d6b44395fc631c4ecf06037c9f51c36c67126cbf75352ece2c.jpg

2025-04-18 13:28:02

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Poor guy can't stay out of trouble
https://taskandpurpose.com/news/apc-josh-yabut-bond/

2025-04-18 13:25:21

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https://www.armytimes.com/news/your-army/2019/08/19/joyriding-soldier-found-not-guilty-by-reason-of-insanity-in-taking-armored-vehicle/

2025-04-18 13:24:18

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https://tech.yahoo.com/general/articles/bitcoin-cash-evangelist-accused-joyriding-194209475.html

2025-04-17 02:53:59

https://nostr.download/c097515d7a4aaa108cb215e19a58b49332cadf5e652362f40799b90e865555fd.jpg

2025-04-17 00:14:42

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#nevent1q…tpfp

2025-04-15 02:53:00

What is your most hated shitcoin culture? Me? Has to be BSV. Take all the annoying attitude of typical bitcoin maxis, except make them never right. About anything. Like ever. BSVer make me think there is a God and he's punishing the dumbest and/or worst people on earth with poverty.

2025-04-14 01:17:10

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Is she in her 20's?

2025-04-14 01:13:09

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Has she ever been hospitalized?

2025-04-14 00:02:31

I forget. Why did I pay for filter.wine? Does it do something.

2025-04-13 23:36:19

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I used to know. It was literally some obscure outlier that went on to die.

2025-04-13 23:24:21

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Close https://nostr.download/e01c0b3b7d579e973dc7728470f6dfcc0b87088d0922e9973a7f0c870eb17e32.jpg

2025-04-13 23:11:28

Does anyone have that chart that shows how all shitcoins trend towards zero against bitcoin, over like a period of 6 or so years?

2025-04-13 18:08:46

Nostr isn't normie social media, and it never will be.
Nostr is digital survivalist social media. We're basically preppers.

2025-04-11 02:43:11

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NO U

2025-04-10 23:26:10

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BUT HAVE YOU TRIED IT

2025-04-09 18:04:25

lol what the tits is going on https://image.nostr.build/2a2b2c00320965351dd513b3fbeb9e6845cbc25abb63d97cde0511795e759089.jpg

2025-04-09 12:44:52

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oNLy bIOLogY cAn maKE tEH sHapEseS huRRR https://image.nostr.build/396c3763e2cfe9e3c96aa6c8c7a64652b2605ec0fb918b82b782d418f7722e27.jpg https://image.nostr.build/8b4074515eae75b1a86b26f9d217ad20cf769d470303536c6d469d5b52610eae.jpg https://image.nostr.build/69e1a487866924b53a79a9dc8e67f3e173bc3aa5df6b3d223e908ecc86516a35.jpg https://image.nostr.build/9ead69199c9dbcdba6e4ad9be02774b93625b11f4bb5ebe68308ec14258983bb.jpg

2025-04-09 00:45:09

Phoenix who?

2025-04-08 17:17:16

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I much prefer vibe architecting. Give the AI some general system design requirements and guardrails (language, scaling concerns, preferred data structures) and see what it poops out.

2025-04-06 20:59:48

#watchstr
#nevent1q…qtlr

2025-04-06 15:41:23

I don't know who needs to here this, but Forbes is not a reputable site anymore. They basically sell blog space under their forbes. com/sites path to unvetted dipshits that make their press releases and lunatic ravings look like legitimate news articles.

2025-04-06 04:18:54

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There's more to it.
Instead of wondering where all my fucking money went, my budget is SOLID. I'm tracking every spend and reviewing/categorizing them daily.
I check my calendar every morning, and I don't miss appointments or overbook myself like I used to.
I think...I was depressed for a very long time.

2025-04-06 03:36:32

I'm trying to to figure out how I became an adult that executes on a home project involving wood and power tools and sawing and measuring and planning.
This wasn't me a decade ago, and it's not like I was a kid then either.
Something has changed about my executive functioning.

2025-04-05 10:00:58

Oh my goodness. That is a lot of red.
https://image.nostr.build/edd3c190655b79465e8a3916568707917d7dd66e793db33a0c7349ac41bcd9c2.jpg
But look! Some green chutes! Let's see if we notice a pattern:
https://image.nostr.build/4e7cea68e1e7d33268db84147d773ee382dab4d66e24b6f38afb574d43ad7d01.jpg https://image.nostr.build/8022cd75a78682dc48272b03225faf37de6d9d15350935e03e300d5c0097b337.jpg https://image.nostr.build/b1fa67a4040ad993392ddf3bdf41d5c702ed20aa9ba4bb6d84ed26f304f57b78.jpg

2025-04-05 01:22:40

I want to throw on some #dungeonsynth and lose myself in an accessible dungeon crawler on the Switch.

2025-04-05 01:08:51

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I always listen to the money boners

2025-04-05 01:04:27

I am usually a chill guy about the bitcoin price, but this situation makes me optimistic. I'm sure some subconscious pattern-recognizong part of my primate brain has conditioned me to get a money boner before my brain can explain why.

2025-04-05 01:01:39

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Cat ear people in shambles

2025-04-04 23:15:00

Okay yes but ... phrasing 🤦‍♂️
#nevent1q…8w6t

2025-04-04 13:22:23

GM. My thoughts are too disorganized and blinded by impotent professional rage to say anything of value, so just close your eyes and picture me belting out a primal scream and throwing poop at every monitor and phone notification I see today.

2025-04-03 17:20:07

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It's the Mormonism of fast food.

2025-04-03 17:10:46

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"Sapphire" zone sounds so elite, until you realize that Ruby, Citron, Malachite, Opal, Pearl, Diamond zones all board before you. After the veterans and disabled and the single mothers and people with IBS.

2025-04-03 17:04:02

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Did you go inside? It's like an American fast food alternate reality. The service is exceedingly friendly. It's clean and the atmosphere isn't depressing. They don't screw up your order.

2025-04-03 16:59:51

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Still trying to understand what BlueSky actually solves exactly. I guess it serves as a Strategic Bluehair Reserve. We know exactly where to find mentally infirm crybullies should we ever need to weaponize them against our enemies.

2025-04-03 16:55:16

No fucking way! BlueSky demands dox? What!?
#nevent1q…uk6g

2025-04-03 11:29:40

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Low-IQ sociopaths are usually violent or antisocial to the point they regularly commit crime and get caught. A non-insignificant percentage of prison population is sociopathic.
Mid-tier sociopaths have learned to socialize and blend in, but still have tells that belie low empathy, like a lack of remorse, inability to recognize social boundaries, or a lack of concern if they've been caught in a lie. Some of them are thrill-seeking, so find outlets for anti-social tendencies, such as racking up speeding tickets, a reckless fascination with weapons, or some sort of vice on the down-low (gambling, drugs, etc...). These are the ones that tend to burn out in middle age.
High-IQ, high-functioning sociopaths are highly likeable and usually end up leading people in some capacity. If you find yourself constantly making excuses for a politician or CEO, reconsider their pathology.

2025-04-03 04:40:39

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* Borrow money/things with no intention to return
* Screw their wife.
* Be consistently emotionally unavailable as a friend while demanding loyalty, attention, empathy and sacrifice amidst every perceived slight against themselves
* Steal or abuse their property
* Denigrate; demand subordination
* Convince them to join in schemes

2025-04-03 02:37:25

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BL's just work. Even in Linux. Even in obscure distros like Qubes or NixOS. The motherfuckers cannot not work. I just Amazon subscribe to a new drum every six months and voilà, I have a device that commits information to paper on demand, almost as if that was supposed to be the experience of owning a printer all along.

2025-04-02 22:30:37

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Gamified means that you configure your key meteics around consuming more of the user's life; not making the user's life better.

2025-04-02 01:38:43

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I can't tell if you're talking about a drug or exercise equipment or what.

2025-04-02 00:10:26

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I see a lot of these types at Target. It's almost like it's a cultural thing to act like a cynical, angsty retard if you work at Target.

2025-04-02 00:05:10

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Good, because there is no way I can remember you by your display name

2025-04-02 00:03:40

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Please write an article about it, so I know exactly what I am seething about.

2025-04-02 00:01:46

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tf is this

2025-04-01 23:57:01

Okay so NIP-52 defines calendar events, which is perfect for the Remindooor Bot, but nobody fucking implements calendar events in social media nostr clients.
So I guess I just code like NIP-52 doesn't exist, and take shit for it.

2025-04-01 19:23:00

Police are patrolling neighborhoods and performing "wellness checks" on houses that don't applaud loudly enough.
#nevent1q…dcje

2025-04-01 18:38:47

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What kind of prompt did you use?

2025-04-01 17:09:47

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I went to a survivalist expo locally for fun, and I saw someone selling similar products. Just basically a pre-generated prviate key covered by a peel-off with the public information. I asked how I knew that the manufacturer didn't know my private key, and it was the same story: "A highly trusted isolated facility".
https://blockchainmint.com

2025-04-01 03:32:45

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Sir, that is a Benchy

2025-03-31 04:34:12

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Holy shit, if only I could join nostr twice.

2025-03-30 12:17:48

When history Wiki entries are written about our time, everyone won't be able to get past how weird and fat lefitsts looked in this era. It's sort of how photos of prohibitionists lead you to believe prohibition was gatekept by a bunch of ugly church ladies.

2025-03-29 12:21:58

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Step 2:
https://image.nostr.build/7249c8443a8292c27125738cbeb4766c50b4c848464697422ddcb91bacb6ef8d.jpg

2025-03-29 11:49:06

I wonder if there are fake turd buttblugs out there.
#nevent1q…yrtc

2025-03-29 11:32:33

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wtf now I'm trans-minority

2025-03-29 00:18:23

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With enough patience, everything is a ninja sword

2025-03-28 22:24:22

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You can tell exactly why Trump favors storytellers over career politicians.

2025-03-28 22:22:36

Listening to the "All In" pod interviews with Bessent and Ludnick is like tuning into an alternative reality. Like a broadcast from behind mainstream enemy lines.

2025-03-27 22:03:34

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There are literally only two word filters you need to filter out 90% of the reprobates on mastodon, and they also work really well in amethyst:
https://image.nostr.build/6c211aa7f53a8241b45c99599312a37dfdacf3418f382aeb8bdec865aefee8f6.jpg

2025-03-27 21:17:44

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Lost his damn mind

2025-03-27 19:57:07

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Worth it.

2025-03-27 19:55:36

I'm making a bot that changes its npub every 5 minutes so @nprofile…r5rm can always, always know what the price of bitcoin is.

2025-03-27 19:51:30

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Basically a mountain of trahs mea t to babysit an entire generation of failure-to-launch man-babies

2025-03-27 18:23:32

Okay so of all these attacks on cybertrucks, bas anyone actually, you know, taken one out? Like to the point its mechanically impotent?
Because if those things just sit there and take abuse, I wpuld kind of want one. Drive it around the local sanctuary cities and just accumulate cosmetic damage as badges of honor.

2025-03-27 18:10:05

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That npub is legit in mental health crisis. Like delusional to the point they believe they are being gangstalked.

2025-03-27 17:09:48

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Someday we're all gonna meet up and throw a rager around that thing...
https://image.nostr.build/59ef01d4216131e88f7e0c7e98474d9103d5a0e6bddebf799921f33ad8678e99.jpg

2025-03-27 01:11:29

On X, I just feel alone, begging for validation that I exist in influencer comments.

2025-03-26 22:45:11

I forgot what a UX Winchester Mystery House Amethyst relay configuration can be.
Okay, can someone explain to me what these tiny globe, home, group and envelope icons mean? Because I totally forgot.
#amethyst #tinybuttons #wtf
https://image.nostr.build/fafa7d4e2e783a55261e320cf2aece2f32ce5bb72f7194434d7e4179588f7a76.jpg

2025-03-26 22:23:00

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Gonna need the Ghibli version of this too:
https://image.nostr.build/11695e60c14afd69b04d99ce70f639c0b2fa47b91164d5a9dcb6a19bd4910ea7.jpg

2025-03-26 22:15:11

Where is the Ghibli shower girl?

2025-03-25 04:18:16

GN nostr, I like you better than things that suck.

2025-03-24 00:25:56

Holy shit McDonalds looks like a place you get your taxes done or euthanize your dog.

2025-03-23 18:34:23

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I'm sorry, your request was simply for the wives on the nostr
https://image.nostr.build/f7397dd99b85726e7dc20c9476477148bd684545b4c00442e41f6dd86e5c1562.jpg

2025-03-21 14:10:56

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"Bitcoin And..." is the only podcast that I consistently don't regret listening to.
#nevent1q…u5wk

2025-03-21 13:30:59

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It's also a little ritual I do. To stay sane.
https://image.nostr.build/dfcecd763214dc688079f66321652d409531a3aa6ceef4a68bb87e846007dd60.jpg

2025-03-21 03:25:26

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Merey Fuck Yeah Eve

2025-03-21 00:03:06

Can we extend NIP-56 to include a "shitcoiner" tag?