The Fishcake🐶🐾
The Fishcake🐶🐾 & 763 others

Chatty dog, beware 🐶🐾🫡⚡️

- Developing nostr.build 👷‍♂️🏗️
- Posting memes 🎑
- Sharing thoughts 💭
- Lurking 🥷
- Coding 👨🏼‍💻

Public Key

npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w

NIP-05 Address

_@thefishcake.com

NIP-57 Address

fishcake@getalby.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsglv2qkn5dmmuhee9cy8fywfu2rfp4xd3xy0myqg2gfvmjl9yqqrqpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qz9rhwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjmcc8wvap

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relay.mostr.pub

relay.damus.io

nostr21.com

Author Public Key

npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w

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Last Notes

2025-05-17 06:08:57

I don’t know how to put it, but I’ll have millions of bitcoin! 😂🤣😂
https://image.nostr.build/3a9296a9f512bb6acff567ea9f82250e0c6f6222bd3c170bf6942fd99573eaf9.gif
nevent1qqst6n839yzpqpnd9lj5xflhnsq350hjdx7neyu03ujrkcq47px2ass9r65rg

2025-05-17 04:28:42

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Because nobody zips anymore, like they used to 🤣😂🤣

2025-05-17 04:22:46

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*they

2025-05-17 04:20:01

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When lightning hits you, the ZIP your bodybag 🤣😂🤣

2025-05-17 04:19:16

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Sent you some dics 😂🤣😂

2025-05-17 04:18:48

You can just ask to get zipped! 🤣😂

2025-05-17 04:17:55

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Sent you a tit 🤣😂🤣

2025-05-17 04:16:26

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Doesn’t roll of the tongue 😂🤣😂

2025-05-17 04:14:10

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Nope, all just smoke and mirrors 🤣😂

2025-05-17 04:13:26

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Zop ahead, I’ll zip it up 😂🤣😂

2025-05-17 04:12:29

Quick, somebody zip me? 😂🤣😂🤐

2025-05-17 04:11:45

If it’s bits, then zaps are zips? 🤔

2025-05-17 04:04:41

$ats 😭
#note1tkw…edxt

2025-05-17 04:04:16

₿its 🤌🏻

2025-05-17 04:02:53

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Butts 🤣

2025-05-17 03:56:56

There, fixed it for you! 🤣😂🤣
https://npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w.blossom.band/6d65ce0592a611d79279d42830605a8605fe470e63a1d671706167ed42134936.jpg
nevent1qqsys7m7pt62ed49d43cuf8sfqq5czchx5zwhlckpwljlmhmwal7wyspzemhxue69uhky6t5vdhkjmn9wgh8xmmrd9skccaenc7

2025-05-17 03:49:12

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Woot? Wut? 😂🤣😂

2025-05-17 03:48:21

01010101 = a binary representation of one byte consisting of 8 bits. Each bit can only be 0 or 1 (“bi” meaning two in the word binary).
Subscribe for more CS facts in simple terms. 😂🤣🫂🫡

2025-05-17 03:45:58

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Bits always remained the same, 8 per byte! 😂🤣

2025-05-17 03:38:06

Let’s stack bits together, so we can get more bytes! 🤣😂
1 byte = 8 bits! Know your bits!
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2025-05-17 03:34:43

Accepting bits zaps all day, any day! Even sats are fine, or butts or tits or cunts! All is compatible with LN node! 😂🤣😂⚡️⚡️⚡️

2025-05-17 02:27:07

It’s whatever people gonna call it, like it or hate it, you as a group of individuals have no power over this! 😂
#note1xrr…ghmh

2025-05-16 12:51:22

GN 💤💤💤

2025-05-16 07:34:28

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It’s not free, that’s the point of my reply

2025-05-16 07:32:45

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2025-05-16 07:32:22

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Good morning 🫡☕️

2025-05-16 07:31:20

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Another way to check how many sats you overpaid so you could get a fraction of that premium to get you hooked 🤣

2025-05-16 07:30:23

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GM! Both are great, except for buzzbot 🤣😂

2025-05-16 07:29:14

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GM, Anon 🫡☕️

2025-05-16 07:28:30

Almost end of Friday, and end of fiat responsibilities for a week. Have a ton of Nostr work lined-up on top of family duties. Being busy is blessing, never think otherwise! LFG! 🫡🚀🚀🚀

2025-05-15 07:03:44

(( _ _ ))..zzzZZ

2025-05-14 11:03:04

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Fuck you! 🤣😂🤣
https://npub137c5pd8gmhhe0njtsgwjgunc5xjr2vmzvglkgqs5sjeh972gqqxqjak37w.blossom.band/41ac3d94a26748c712d0c131f15da1b22f2f0a7ffd27f5a887820d393ef7d2a7.jpg

2025-05-14 11:01:16

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No! I am talking about Atari2000 and games on cassette tapes, ffs! Joystick? Rings any bells yet? 🤣

2025-05-14 10:58:54

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GN! Where is cassette tape? 😂☕️

2025-05-14 10:34:55

The desire to creat something new is overwhelming, yet the duty to improve the old and make it expandable outweighs my wants. Hard choices, yet obvious decisions 🤣😅😭

2025-05-14 10:30:20

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Not yet! Stop trying to get rid of me 🤣😂🤣

2025-05-14 10:06:54

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@npub1yzv…rf8q

2025-05-14 10:05:06

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Ephemeral storage 😂🤣

2025-05-14 10:02:46

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GM Again 😂☕️

2025-05-14 09:03:04

https://image.nostr.build/a9c68fda0a4d29132a9f9ace9dd55cde547c50adb668f9a7f1dc43d115dba4a2.gif

2025-05-14 08:55:33

https://image.nostr.build/0fdb0fcc0a6c4b0daf65b94e40996e4eff2a2d76ffc9bb94ce6a0414bd9d726f.png

2025-05-14 07:24:54

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GM🫂☕️

2025-05-14 07:24:05

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GM🫂☕️

2025-05-14 07:20:53

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🎯 😂🤣😂

2025-05-14 07:04:02

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GM🫂☕️🔥

2025-05-14 07:02:16

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Which is my domain and service before I started work on Nostr.build

2025-05-14 06:57:42

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Can’t believe the image still works! I guess I know a thing or two about hosting media 🤣😂

2025-05-14 06:53:20

Slowstr all the way! #nostrafterUSdark

2025-05-14 06:51:18

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GM! 🤣🫂☕️

2025-05-14 06:40:52

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You know where and how to find me, come over to play and hang around 🤣🫂😂

2025-05-14 06:31:40

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Why do you think financial industry is regulated? 🤣
You cannot trust any company to be truthful, unless they have an axe hanging over them and they had an independent review of their systems. Legal liabilities tend to make people less reckless with other people’s money

2025-05-14 06:14:39

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GM🫂☕️🫡

2025-05-14 06:14:13

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Nice try, FBI 😂🤣

2025-05-14 06:07:43

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Also, so we don’t go on a long rant here. I have no horse in this race, but maybe a few friends who has their funds locked up with no maybe 0 hope of recovery.

2025-05-14 06:04:47

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Not in my experience, but that’s just me. Risk assessment is important part of any serious business, and better if done by the competent third party

2025-05-14 04:45:22

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Don’t listen to the propagandists who do not even have their own opinion, just parroting the same narrative that they don’t even understand themselves

2025-05-14 04:37:58

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It is very realistic, and it is very doable and testable. And having DR in place is almost a requirement for any business like that

2025-05-14 04:34:05

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Not like you know how to not rug yourself, which happens all the time.

2025-05-14 04:32:59

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Somehow I doubt that would be the case, people cannot change their fundamental mindset that got them into situation like that. The history is littered with cases like this, and somehow everyone thinks they’ll get lucky without putting in any effort

2025-05-14 04:30:32

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GM! 😂🤣☕️

2025-05-14 04:26:00

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They are locked because Coinos doesn’t know if you have funds to begin with 😂

2025-05-14 04:18:13

Although I sympathize with the folks at Coinos, but at the same time I detest reckless approach to how many startups and companies treat crucial data at the core of their business. This triples when it comes to the service that deals with your money. Why didn’t service had a proper synchronous replication? Why wasn’t transaction log fully signed and have measures in place that would prevent tampering? Why the service accepted any transactions that it couldn’t guarantee and ensure their safety with multiple redundancy records before acknowledging them? So many questions, and so many reasons I do not trust any of the new services with anything that I care about.
Again, it’s not a criticism of the people at Coinos, but a reality check for the user and how they should treat any new contractual relations. Don’t trust, verify and question! 🫡🫂
#note14r3…acle

2025-05-14 04:07:37

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Long ago, yes 🤣

2025-05-14 04:04:02

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That will get old too

2025-05-14 04:01:20

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V4V is not how human instinct works, it’s more like V4 me none for Yi! 😂

2025-05-14 03:57:35

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Yeah, but it’s definitely dying down

2025-05-13 05:39:31

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According to who?

2025-05-13 05:39:12

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We can suffer together then! 😂🤣🫂

2025-05-13 05:27:43

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Yes, same time. Take a nap later in the day, to compensate

2025-05-13 05:22:09

Disclaimer: Lightning is reckless AF! So you will be putting your money at more risk than your onchain transactions. Treat LN with caution! 🫡
#note1zzg…khg7

2025-05-13 04:06:40

There is nothing annoys me the most, than people mix “your” (possessive), “you’re” (you are) and “ur”. Fuck, please, it’s your native language!
Same goes for their, they’re, and there! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

2025-05-12 11:34:35

Any day now, @nprofile…mhcj is almost at his Nostr station 😂🤣😂
https://image.nostr.build/4c4b99ce966d7ac9d1bb0c52adcb9ff6ac4808ec7bb5e9e776d19ee5d3f4afb8.png
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2025-05-11 06:13:17

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Whatcha want guys? 😂☯️♻️💃🪩🕺

2025-05-11 02:06:12

I think all the nips and buds are getting out of hand with twists on the standard. Especially buds, with slight variations to nip94, nip98, and with no good reason. TBH, a shitty developer experience, and not something anyone wants to deal with given the limited time we all have. 🤬🤬🤬

2025-05-11 02:03:06

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Yeah, it took me some time to dig through the endless dependency tree to track it 😂🤣

2025-05-11 01:53:39

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@npub1n0s…lahe I think I found the issue. It seems that Nostur expects full nip96 like response in blossom nip94 tags, while BUD08 just states tags array of arrays under nip94 field, nothing else. Initially I got it wrong too, and returned it as your check does. Now it is fixed and complies with BUD08 specs.
https://github.com/nostur-com/nostr-essentials/blob/d6f550579d15c850635c7c1ae73a7f4f6b80d1f6/Sources/NostrEssentials/NIP-96/UploadResponse.swift#L28
https://github.com/nostur-com/nostr-essentials/blob/d6f550579d15c850635c7c1ae73a7f4f6b80d1f6/Sources/NostrEssentials/Blossom/BlossomUploadResponse.swift#L17
https://github.com/nostur-com/nostr-essentials/blob/d6f550579d15c850635c7c1ae73a7f4f6b80d1f6/Sources/NostrEssentials/Blossom/BlossomUploader.swift#L75

2025-05-11 00:11:04

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Yes, the link is from blossom band: @npub1dry…wfpc.blossom. band/ad15b6cad2dda9c74727138df1d95545ed2dcad2f9eb183d5d9a78757aebd9d8.jpg

2025-05-10 23:33:58

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Nostur is not providing content-type as expected? Specs are clear about doing that. @nprofile…efjw any ideas?

2025-05-10 23:00:04

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Thank you! 🫂🫂🫂💜(I’ll pass it along to her)

2025-05-10 22:55:02

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Congratulations, mom! (Sister to me) 🫂💜

2025-05-10 21:08:10

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#note1j8m…c92a

2025-05-09 12:27:42

GN! Will slip good after I trashed the place and broke a few servers. 😂🤣🫂🫡💤

2025-05-09 12:07:01

@nprofile…s703 I killed gifbuddy, sorry about that 😂🫂😅

2025-05-08 22:12:22

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Yes, Handbreak is one of the best. Make sure to check, optimized for web, so it puts correct bits in the right places.

2025-05-08 22:10:53

GM! Be like water, flow …
(Testing)
https://e.nostr.build/v_TqeDzgGnpg9j4cxv_mp4?t=Be+like+water%2C+flow%E2%80%A6&by=The+Fishcake&w=1920px&h=1080px

2025-05-07 22:49:43

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Yes, we need to fix that pronto. The plans page is accurate and authoritative.

2025-05-07 22:48:55

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Ah, that makes sense. We have some issues with latency and Primal will timeout after 15 seconds even if upload is still ongoing. I will be addressing this soon

2025-05-07 22:47:09

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Hey, sorry about the confusion. The zip uploads are only supported on the creator plans since we had people asking for the ability to share their media assets in packs. The feature page mistakenly mentions it in the Pro plan. @npub13ch…dsaw

2025-05-07 22:43:59

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Wut? 🤣

2025-05-07 12:22:19

Don’t be loyal to the system, organization, religion or set of beliefs; be loyal to people! 🫡
GN! Time for some shuteye 💤😴🛌

2025-05-07 12:18:02

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My hypothesis is that deflationary nature of the fixed supply may hinder the circulation of the said currency.

2025-05-07 12:11:15

It’s a very lovely thread that I have started by mistake. No rAgrets! 😂🤣🫂🤌🏻
#note1fmt…ww5n

2025-05-07 12:08:26

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GM gYm 😂☕️🫂

2025-05-07 12:07:42

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We tend to produce less when there is less demand

2025-05-07 12:04:36

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You are conflating two different things here, increased efficiency and increased monetary unit valuation

2025-05-07 11:50:14

Since the launch of blossom.band, we just crossed 3000 uploads milestone ! 😂🤣🎉🥳🎊🙌🏻🍾
(Or a daily uploads volume of nostr.build)

2025-05-07 08:09:55

I should follow more tech boomers! It’s always better to hangout with your own crowd 😂🫂🫡
(If you are a boomer and in tech, reply so I can follow you)

2025-05-07 06:54:47

I should post more notes 🤔

2025-05-05 23:26:38

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No problems, it is beta. I was just typing and testing all at the same time. So far it is looking slick. And just noticed it does not render webp either.

2025-05-05 22:19:30

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Blossom comes with provisions to do that, we just don’t have that yet. Some web clients support it and probably more available https://bouquet.slidestr.net/