SelfBankt

Banned from dead bird. Fixing anything before fixing money is futile. Anaesthesiologist & father. Building local with npub103a6vk43crw497dlaptwfmhctxqu22mwepshjcvvp29fzwrhtx4q675n6p & Open Source but nascent FarmFoodMap.org

Public Key

npub13fz04jej7nktvtvg24dj926a5ctcmaw6ekp9028eux3pz3csxdrqgd77yu

NIP-05 Address

selfbankt@primal.net

NIP-57 Address

hal@getalby.com

Profile Code

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search.nos.today

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npub13fz04jej7nktvtvg24dj926a5ctcmaw6ekp9028eux3pz3csxdrqgd77yu

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2024-11-17 01:02:37

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ROFL

2024-11-17 00:59:09

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Pahmp Eeeet.

2024-11-17 00:41:47

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Thanks Henry. Delicious. Everyone loved them. Legend mate.

2024-11-11 07:09:36

UK Plebs. Get thee to Bristol this Saturday. BITCOIN CONFERENCES at ATH are a trip. Great lineup, high signal event. Only £20. AfterParty gonna be fucking lit. Here's the latest Agenda. @nprofile…dhd7 https://image.nostr.build/c36a205bcf8f8a23c8aa651052472b505d2b0edab5f280ccb3f287970adf22ba.jpg
BitcoinBristol.org/#conference

2024-11-11 00:09:54

https://video.nostr.build/6762e78e6767733f26ef90fbf826455ab7888b9b3f2dec592a24b649eb3bec5d.mp4

2024-11-10 07:32:37

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Hell yeah.

2024-11-10 07:01:52

https://image.nostr.build/b252ca72539a0afbf4d1519b556d2f5ab91d477c40fceb82a440040952504480.jpg

2024-11-08 00:01:10

https://www.youtube.com/live/LMWAaO5CA08

2024-11-07 23:06:11

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Hilarious.

2024-11-07 12:57:01

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Any serious candidates for residency so far?

2024-11-07 12:52:45

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Probably nothing.

2024-11-05 14:05:42

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Genuinely feel it'd be game over for the USA if Kamala wins. Dems gonna flood swing states with so many immigrants they'd be locked down like California.

2024-10-30 13:26:51

Breaking UK Budget :
The lower rate of Capital gains tax on the sale of assets will increase from 10% to 18%. The higher rate will go from 18% to 24%. CGT on the sale of residential property will also increase from 18% to 24%.

2024-10-30 08:38:19

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Highly cognitively inflexible apparently. Nonsense study though.

2024-10-29 20:37:07

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https://image.nostr.build/23b05b204d403509573513d9505067bbdc4a9b7ce69f3868854c398d09fec9f7.jpg

2024-10-29 07:08:29

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GM Jeff.

2024-10-28 22:27:50

In reality, 69s never last anywhere near as long as in your imagination. https://image.nostr.build/65c2a7d068214570d034e8b6b2db7210d5b6ca989bcf169eb2e3ba01ec8fa0c3.gif

2024-10-28 10:31:03

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TY Ser.

2024-10-28 08:07:55

https://image.nostr.build/5c1553234f8d0724c6b8b2db7490c1fe9bafca36cc750109a49121d2d7150bf2.jpg

2024-10-27 23:26:41

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Good points well made.

2024-10-27 17:45:17

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Well that's gonna work. Question is how much election fraud can the Dems pull off I suppose.

2024-10-27 13:46:21

CanvaDOTcom just removed a website I've been building to educate on Bitcoin self-custody best practices. Apparently it represents an EU local law violation. I've lodged an appeal and requested clarification of the specific reasons for this. https://image.nostr.build/d188c0c36821f7b15f9b581d5bba744b7fd31cbcd853715a07315dc441f05577.jpg

2024-10-26 19:33:13

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I mean he's talking shit and loves attention.

2024-10-26 18:54:23

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Does the boost need to be for the current show as it's streamed or can it be a belated one for the last episode?

2024-10-26 18:35:31

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He's successfully taken your attention.

2024-10-26 14:53:17

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Boltz has been a good option in the past. https://1ml.com/node/026165850492521f4ac8abd9bd8088123446d126f648ca35e60f88177dc149ceb2

2024-10-26 14:32:08

Self-custodial Lightning & zapping via AlbyHub, Start9 and @nprofile…5fk2 is freaking awesome. https://image.nostr.build/37117b856481cfdb87c23882f403a81b8b4bcc90f671f469d4234c082627f951.jpg

2024-10-26 08:05:20

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This is awesome.

2024-10-26 08:04:10

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Nuremberg 2.0 please.

2024-10-26 07:53:49

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https://media.tenor.com/DveAnFDCIHQAAAAM/bert-kreischer-i-am-the-machine.gif

2024-10-26 07:49:29

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He's the definition of vapid.

2024-10-26 07:37:45

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Keir Stalin.

2024-10-26 07:36:29

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Epstein did this.

2024-10-26 00:09:59

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Incredible. Wish we could use it now for BWEST 2024. https://image.nostr.build/23b05b204d403509573513d9505067bbdc4a9b7ce69f3868854c398d09fec9f7.jpg

2024-10-26 00:05:00

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Connected Alby to @nprofile…5fk2
Hell yes.

2024-10-25 21:41:52

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Thinking about it.

2024-10-25 17:28:33

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https://media.tenor.com/MXNIOoQpIRIAAAAM/youknow-you.gif

2024-10-25 17:24:07

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https://media.tenor.com/H1-R8Mum3nwAAAAM/perfection-perfect.gif

2024-10-25 08:38:50

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https://media.tenor.com/FGlX7IdFjnAAAAAM/lfg-batman.gif

2024-10-25 07:56:08

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Without seed oils ... right?

2024-10-24 22:03:13

@nprofile…t77k is there a skin to make Passport genuinely look like a Nokia phone? I'd buy that for Opsec travel purposes. https://image.nostr.build/103a711b0ba50c2bf7ccad80310525a174203ed34933155e37e7129965f514fb.jpg

2024-10-24 21:57:07

https://image.nostr.build/f9e60d3d4400a01645972758f8d908bcab0f2226f3bc06691ae8ba1f8e7ec0ab.jpg

2024-10-24 19:26:58

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This is the way.

2024-10-24 18:41:22

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🎯

2024-10-24 15:01:32

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https://image.nostr.build/6e277b3fc2baf7052ba711b4f0b846be4d5edd10202ef415f0a39f7e516adec6.jpg

2024-10-24 07:30:39

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I just want one dedicated Bitcoin stack with less moving parts. Can tinker/FAFO with the other one.

2024-10-23 22:49:16

#AskNostr Sticking with @nprofile…w0xz DIY for everything Bitcoin but about to setup a homelab for other apps like Jellyfin, movies, photos, etc. DIY again with multiple drives.
Umbrel, CasaOS or ZimaOS?

2024-10-23 09:13:36

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What she says.

2024-10-23 08:55:38

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Some of them do but that wasn't the primary goal, too small a data set.

2024-10-23 04:14:12

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Please let it end. Even from the UK it feels like a bubbling cauldron of toxicity that's giving me panic attacks. Cannot imagine living through the 24/7 media onslaught it must have turned into for plugged in Americans.

2024-10-22 22:21:09

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Brutal.

2024-10-22 22:09:30

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7/10 was a sacrificial false flag to justify this genocide.

2024-10-22 17:33:07

Mempool.space doesn't load in Mull mobile browser. Fine in Vanadium though. Weird. https://f-droid.org/packages/us.spotco.fennec_dos/

2024-10-22 17:25:08

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FFS

2024-10-22 15:14:01

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Sure, but do you Multisig? #nevent1q…ff68

2024-10-22 15:11:53

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https://media.tenor.com/h7NbSDfj-QwAAAAM/mexican-christmas.gif

2024-10-22 15:09:05

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Women under attack.

2024-10-22 15:04:01

As a paranoid crypto anarchist, I can recommend this first hand. Best deal out there right now, hands down. $699 for 3x @nprofile…t77k Passports + 2hrs guided concierge Multisig setup with @nprofile…cycq Unsponsored post. https://image.nostr.build/c3dcba3d88dcd3fd3043ecf6bc7aa5d332dd0d422a0d567459dfa019a3612aa4.jpg https://foundation.xyz/vault-concierge/

2024-10-22 14:47:03

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1000%

2024-10-22 06:00:24

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@npub132e…zmdh be like https://media.tenor.com/W6fCJHBwB_gAAAAM/mustache-john-krasinski.gif

2024-10-22 04:50:31

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This is why we Nostr.

2024-10-22 04:40:30

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FFS

2024-10-21 13:20:34

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Eat better food. Vitamin D makes sense in the winter though.

2024-10-20 22:06:24

I Speak Jesus. Charity Gayle featuring Steven Musso. #Revival https://video.nostr.build/d3f21f24f2cf9cf5ee686708f706fffb2acac41c42f58f311bd9865e4579a5cc.mp4

2024-10-20 20:51:18

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Still not working. What's your Lightning Address? Try minibits.cash

2024-10-20 20:40:22

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Not working mate.

2024-10-20 15:50:45

https://image.nostr.build/fdeb66072f2ad04f392b073bead73cef2f0e6aa1df1020cf437410180dfcf781.jpg

2024-10-20 15:37:07

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https://media.tenor.com/pYsjfAztEw8AAAAM/jack-nicholson-yes.gif

2024-10-20 15:32:26

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The way.

2024-10-20 12:09:59

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To receive zaps, you don't need to. Pick up and list an LN address from a simple Lightning mobile wallet like Wallet of Satoshi, Phoenix, Minibits.cash etc. Paste it into LN address bio field.

2024-10-20 09:26:33

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Another step on the privacy ladder. Achievement unlocked.

2024-10-20 08:46:45

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Commie AF.

2024-10-20 08:23:06

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It's v3 mount. Best I get is e5-2697. Bought for £9 already.

2024-10-20 08:18:02

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This Budget's gonna be a rollercoaster of shit isn't it?

2024-10-20 07:58:20

Paid £110 for this upgradeable new homelab project. https://image.nostr.build/50f6618761377ff674a60e2eda1cb0b17843a77ae8f43297ac7f117834e4ebef.jpg

2024-10-20 07:41:45

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Can't zap. List a LN address.

2024-10-20 07:29:09

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https://media.tenor.com/TWEmlqMcukgAAAAM/gun-pink-gun.gif

2024-10-20 07:22:48

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It's also the thing Bitcoiners are most reluctant to make semi public statements on, for obvious reasons.

2024-10-20 07:19:26

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It's true.

2024-10-20 07:08:17

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SI Thesis playing out.

2024-10-19 11:39:43

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Can't zap this. Pls add your LN address fren.

2024-10-19 11:37:48

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Mobile Cashu Wallets are the new Wallet of Satoshi. Excellent onboarding tools.

2024-10-19 11:30:17

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GFY

2024-10-19 11:25:07

Preach.
#nevent1q…u2c0

2024-10-19 11:19:58

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Nice gaff.

2024-10-19 11:18:17

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What's Bitcoin?

2024-10-18 18:52:49

Probably the greatest podcast intro of all time. An important episode. An important series. We are at the threshold of something special here. Can you feel it? https://fountain.fm/clip/WWeHWRYY9KDnMZmlsEhP

2024-10-18 18:51:05

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https://fountain.fm/clip/WWeHWRYY9KDnMZmlsEhP

2024-10-18 14:08:38

68K Gang

2024-10-18 11:31:21

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https://media.tenor.com/dWVESMbKtB8AAAAM/dear-sweet-baby-jesus-praying.gif

2024-10-18 08:20:37

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Stay frosty. Lugano calls.

2024-10-18 08:16:44

https://video.nostr.build/e671f017d9efa7c7c75fb4e57275cc326f08a342516cb03729ee608c48e176c5.mp4

2024-10-18 07:45:12

Simple profit investing strategy beyond Bitcoin hodling logically means investing in companies with Bitcoin treasuries, whose goal is to grow that treasury. @nprofile…h2rf 30 mins 15secs
Media file: https://anchor.fm/s/91b8fbc8/podcast/play/93191157/https%3A%2F%2Fd3ctxlq1ktw2nl.cloudfront.net%2Fstaging%2F2024-9-17%2F388284655-44100-2-31ad2d08c0a16.mp3#t=1815

2024-10-17 23:51:23

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A Psalm of David. Psalm 23
1
The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2
He makes me lie down in green pastures.
He leads me beside still waters.
3
He restores my soul.
He leads me in paths of righteousness
for his name's sake.
4
Even though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil,
for you are with me;
your rod and your staff,
they comfort me.
5
You prepare a table before me
in the presence of my enemies;
you anoint my head with oil;
my cup overflows.
6
Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
all the days of my life,
and I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
forever.

2024-10-17 23:47:42

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Largely concur. Still enjoy a little antagonism though.

2024-10-17 23:35:10

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#nevent1q…f7qa

2024-10-17 23:15:09

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This is tongue in cheek ... right?

2024-10-17 22:17:22

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https://image.nostr.build/c773bd9f1dee0c490163ed24796eabd4476138ea9d714a5ec2c75ab022036499.jpg

2024-10-17 22:04:34

Candace gets the scent of blood here. Clearly stating that Kamala's playing blackface to win the election, appropriating a probable family slave as her grandmother. Hits hard. The balls on Candace and the cheek of Kamala. https://www.youtube.com/live/SI7YtjXlZc0

2024-10-17 16:36:05

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PR QDS Ad infinitum.