SelfBankt

Banned from dead bird. Fixing anything before fixing money is futile. Anaesthesiologist & ✝️ father. Building local with npub103a6vk43crw497dlaptwfmhctxqu22mwepshjcvvp29fzwrhtx4q675n6p and FarmFoodMap.org

Public Key

npub13fz04jej7nktvtvg24dj926a5ctcmaw6ekp9028eux3pz3csxdrqgd77yu

NIP-05 Address

selfbankt@primal.net

NIP-57 Address

hal@getalby.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsg5386eve0fm9k9ky92kez4dw6v9ud7hdvmqjh4ru7rgs3gugrx3spzpmhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejsz9rhwden5te0wfjkccte9ejxzmt4wvhxjmc6qygwj

Publishing to

nostr.wine

relay.damus.io

nostr-pub.wellorder.net

Author Public Key

npub13fz04jej7nktvtvg24dj926a5ctcmaw6ekp9028eux3pz3csxdrqgd77yu

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2025-05-17 09:31:48

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Right but still a sketchy motherfucker.

2025-05-15 17:57:07

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Got my spider senses tingling folks.

2025-05-09 07:46:39

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https://x.com/ctradingacct/status/1920591043193348531?t=49GUqcF62JoZ7_D0CZhcdQ&s=19

2025-05-09 07:38:11

Baby Saylor. https://video.nostr.build/a18300dc388cd13f12fbdd06324baf0a0d3c0c4da0c39bd96a136dde71be3018.mp4

2025-05-06 18:05:57

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Winning.

2025-05-06 11:10:29

https://video.nostr.build/54449fa6729964bc6122a3e02d44bcef5e32996f3c07240980283d39a664c79f.mp4

2025-05-02 09:19:25

https://image.nostr.build/fdddaceb9664ba3ebe7b0b8700ec60d3464073b738e7215ebe42d852e25bd1d2.jpg

2025-04-30 11:36:01

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Love to buy a T-shirt. Seen some of your Swiss Bitcoin Conference designs. Most excellent.

2025-04-30 11:33:47

To be in the Top 10% of Bitcoin holders only takes owning 0.1 BTC, currently £7100!
"It might make sense just to get some in case it catches on"
https://image.nostr.build/8413df33338d1268522f1cbbc01942f8ea36179672a8a6da2de0a7ba41cf9254.jpg

2025-04-29 23:34:57

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I get the impression it might be the smokescreen for the even darker Kompromat these groomed 'Leaders' live under the fear of exposure of. The real strings that control them.

2025-04-28 07:12:14

BWEST25 : FOLK MONEY
https://youtu.be/Cn0NxO8Ieso

2025-04-27 06:05:52

How to convince people we have a serious climate issue ... https://image.nostr.build/0a75b178d148f44740e45d5a3408a1f0d2f6477304a9cf312a3fae502adac8d2.jpg

2025-04-24 09:17:00

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Same as the suspiciously worshipped, omnipresent UK Gov sponsored Netflix series "Adolescence".

2025-04-24 08:52:57

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Inclined to agree. I struggle to understand how Ed Miliband can be so stupid and harmful to Britain's economic future. Surely he has insight into the pain his deranged NetZero policies will inflict on everyday British citizens and their families? I feel he must be knowingly malicious to their/our interests.

2025-04-24 08:26:11

"When I was young my father said to me:
"Knowledge is Power....Francis Bacon"
I understood it as "Knowledge is power, France is Bacon". For more than a decade I wondered over the meaning of the second part and
what was the surreal linkage between the two? If I said the quote to someone, "Knowledge is power, France is Bacon" they nodded knowingly. Or someone might say, "Knowledge is power" and I'd finish the quote "France is Bacon" and they wouldn't look at me like I'd said something very odd but thoughtfully agree. I did ask a teacher what did "Knowledge is power, France is bacon" meant and got a full 10 minute explanation of the Knowledge is power bit but
nothing on "France is bacon". When I prompted further explanation by saying "France is Bacon?" in a questioning tone I just got a "yes". at 12 I didn't have the confidence to press it further. I just accepted it as something I'd never
understand.
It wasn't until years later I saw it written down that the penny dropped." https://image.nostr.build/5210a9c024c92db2d32d37cb6c2894d9fa8a124ae0e145c96a9a992f2a4cbf54.jpg

2025-04-23 08:49:14

I'm two weeks post switching from tap water to 100% natural mineral spring water. Feels good man. Continuing to add incrementally more positive health, diet, exercise decisions and behaviours too. The water feels like a tipping point. Would recommend. https://video.nostr.build/ba62fbca8968090dcea46ccdfcdc46088f423ce1e07acfebb709d686a30be58b.mp4

2025-04-20 21:26:55

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https://media.tenor.com/Q5jOYOfpUmMAAAAx/are-you-serious-seriously.webp

2025-04-20 07:15:59

Christ is risen.
https://image.nostr.build/e4347f868ef2f61a98e1c17ee316c4dc6862e9f69bb923295f96494821ea07ad.jpg

2025-04-19 10:15:04

Genuinely beautiful natural cloud formations in Montenegro and zero chemtrails. Look up. https://nostr.download/3a793339141904244d593f105bcf729fd8b478e2471d71434de122b89c46c149.webp

2025-04-16 21:01:19

Enjoying perplexity.ai as a sounding board for refining small business ideas.

2025-04-16 20:45:22

Easter Croatian weather's been psychotic but invigorating. Windsurfers out in force today whilst we drove the petrifying Biokovo Skywalk mountain hairpins. This country always delivers. Driving to Montenegro tomorrow and stoked to finally visit. https://nostr.download/1f96a40763db97d98eda8dc7d81e6f0f7b41e91f434b809ae3e3241599ea23a8.webp

2025-04-13 22:42:20

Can anyone on Nostr supply anhydrous vitamins?

2025-04-13 14:48:01

Not all water is the same. Donat is a great example of this. Jam packed full of Magnesium.. It tastes like an Alka Seltzer and probably turns your piss to stalactites if you drink too much of it. I'm turning into a fan though. Available in Lidl and probably your local Polski Sklep. https://image.nostr.build/a0f1afda5fe785dfd86d98348c0be033c11423647d93398b7cca53baa9e73166.jpg https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donat_Mg

2025-04-13 09:18:06

Tell us you're a Bitcoiner without telling us you're a Bitcoiner Don. https://image.nostr.build/a8fe3218dc6d3ad90174ea6e4748b7b94217c17eebcd520a6dc4d7dbdb1ef791.jpg

2025-04-13 09:11:48

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@nprofile…f224

2025-04-10 08:44:27

Hot & burning wheel hub smell after driving recently right rear wheel. Brake disc looks fine. No driving interference, noises or alert lights. What's up? #AskNostr

2025-04-08 22:09:49

Discovered Bearded Water Sommelier and finally levelling up family drinking water game - Natural Mineral Spring all the way now. Dafuq have I been doing? https://video.nostr.build/ba62fbca8968090dcea46ccdfcdc46088f423ce1e07acfebb709d686a30be58b.mp4

2025-04-07 22:47:29

https://image.nostr.build/029217a5f7e80545f10902d83f3b4f4b9bdbc0a061140ae7629cda3891a96b0a.jpg

2025-04-07 22:27:47

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Wasn't April Fools last week?

2025-04-07 22:26:12

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Finally some fucking drama. Fight bitches. I'm double down on both follows. https://media1.giphy.com/media/SSFBdmmKG3jK9GqDbt/100.webp?cid=6c09b952yjgzmczcj71ku52fbezbh9jc4jlkhx93617erka5&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=100.webp&ct=g

2025-04-05 12:30:18

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Surely that's a kettle.

2025-04-04 14:06:32

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This one's a winner.

2025-04-03 08:36:58

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Nice. Going there in the summer for a week. Be interested to get any suggestions.

2025-03-31 23:14:10

Finally succumbed to watching Adolescence. Mostly due to suspicion from how much Starmer & practically every MP, Gov stooge and MSM platform has been promoting it. I watched it so you didn't have to. Spoiler alert.
They loosely mention Andrew Tate in reference to encouraging Incel culture early on. The female Police Officer bleakly confesses she doesn't want kids, male Officer says he doesn't think he's the right father for his son. Pretty much all kids are portrayed as feral mistakes and there's Pride flag lanyards on teachers. Was half expecting the white incel killer lad to be announced a born again Christian, Bitcoiner and it'd be a full house.
EO3 explores the principle murder motivation of Incel self loathing and anger - certainly the strongest episode.
E04 felt pointless, fatuous and contrived. A tonne of bad scouse pastiche in it too. One thing I did agree with was the father's flippant observation that him working 6am to 8pm probably negatively impacted his son's development. Fiat did this more than anything else but instead it seems to implicate online Incel subculture, kids on Instagram and emojis.
In totality, it's hard to see why this series has been so prominently promoted other than as a PsyOp for the Online Safety Act and possible future DID launch. Part of the Agenda to control access to online platforms on the basis of age. Problem, reaction, solution - DIDs. https://image.nostr.build/fc6bb7af32ea7afc8246c339da3bbe17dd696ff84adef8f07b516fdb10a1ef06.jpg

2025-03-30 19:46:23

Things are far too quiet rn. Something big is coming right?

2025-03-30 17:36:55

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The thrill of the chase.

2025-03-28 12:22:53

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What is this magic tent please?

2025-03-26 13:22:51

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How about grey? https://image.nostr.build/ca1053ad7cd8decca77c885d22a8857eb754e7a9684c6a28aebf75b0bab0a952.jpg

2025-03-26 13:11:16

OPSEC hat. White or orange? https://image.nostr.build/cf4cffc5431f2f81b0a7fe7aedef87b8a9d62fbd5660cf2abf94ffa278b86576.jpg

2025-03-26 09:35:44

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Can't zap. Please set a LightningAddress.com in your bio.

2025-03-25 11:46:05

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I recently used the GoCrpto POS terminals in Lugano. Possibly the slowest Lightning payments I've ever made, even from a normally snappy Phoenix Lightning Wallet. Can GoCrypto improve this? Was just embarrassing to be honest.

2025-03-23 22:05:34

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IYKYK.

2025-03-23 22:02:02

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Genocide. Greater Israel Project. Quite clearly unacceptable yet still % tolerated.

2025-03-23 20:06:34

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Can't zap this. Your LN address ain't working bro.

2025-03-23 15:19:11

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£123B in the last two weeks alone.

2025-03-22 21:52:04

UK Gift Card DEX with Bitcoin Lightning payments should be a thing. Fiat only CardYard already saves you 5% on most UK supermarkets. Bitrefill good but no savings. The Bitcoin Company 4% on M&S only. https://youtu.be/IDpWT_29MaI?feature=shared

2025-03-21 08:37:40

Heathrow Airport closed all day, hours after Starmer threatened Putin.
There are no coincidences.

2025-03-18 09:13:51

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My shitty pension likes this post.

2025-03-17 20:42:03

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1000%

2025-03-16 20:08:22

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Folks hooked on being triggered. I notice it more and more.

2025-03-15 10:49:10

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https://image.nostr.build/acbe4ad3b53e4ce7c629b4dea60523c859235c0de5941844073d83b2deea8a8b.jpg

2025-03-09 23:05:50

Bitcoin dips are an ideal opportunity to indulge deep dives into niche hobby areas.
Current obsessions include: small inflatable boats, outboard motors, nearby public slipways/launch sites and mackerel fishing lures.
Gone for compact, quick solo setup Yamaha 310 Air-V + Tohatsu 9.9 CY EFI with Railblaza C-tug trolley. (Stock boat photo)
https://image.nostr.build/41cf814f0ffc1a3d376ad3cbb40e11aaeacb752c8d658c7f199057db5f6f1dd0.jpg

2025-03-07 09:59:57

Nothing more bullish than how low-key the @WhiteHouse Strategic Bitcoin Reserve announcement has been. Late in the day, no official tweet, just a nonspecific RT. Watch what they don't say. https://image.nostr.build/8f8291becf26c773181c6cb26e51bddf225dfd48d48b59fa688fd41c5dc1876f.jpg

2025-03-06 09:32:34

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Qtorrent FTW.

2025-03-04 18:48:11

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Godspeed.

2025-03-04 12:06:16

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Bart fuckery everywhere. Omega candle feels imminent.

2025-03-04 11:56:05

https://image.nostr.build/d0c1aae588cbad9097971e7dc7a2bba2233efe8007f5e0e9d88d68d6d2e10907.jpg

2025-02-28 14:36:01

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Gets better for fathers. Aged 1 & 2 onwards is way more fun.

2025-02-28 14:26:42

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It's just well thought out and implemented well. You could keep the site just as it is but link out to an event booking page on Evento.so Unifies your fiat/LN payment options, capacity issues, malling list communication with guests. Also love the event wall for guests to communicate on and ability for them to communicate afterwards. Maybe have a chat with @nprofile…dn4a about using it.

2025-02-28 10:08:15

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Wholefoods prices are simply crazy.

2025-02-28 10:06:06

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Slick. Evento.so links maybe? Enables guests to keep in touch after if desired.

2025-02-28 08:59:42

Spare a thought for the shitcoiners and memecoin degens rn. Sooooo freaking rekt. Ouch. Stack sats and stay humble. Bitcoin Only in self-custody. https://media.tenor.com/1DNheLPSjmAAAAAx/salute-salutation.webp

2025-02-27 21:54:17

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Keir Starmer's a fucking retard, out of closet globalist authoritarian and a grovelling snake it seems. He's about as 'out of touch' with the British public as it's possible to be. #StarmerOut

2025-02-27 19:21:45

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Slightly different topic but I've heard about the health benefits of blood letting too recently. I guess the principle is that men used to bleed more. We evolved that way. Giving blood is good for us.

2025-02-27 18:58:11

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Genius logic. Followed.

2025-02-26 20:01:22

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Surreal. WTF did I just watch?

2025-02-23 07:38:28

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What's the predominant file format for this?

2025-02-22 08:23:02

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Sure, the craziest part is that Emmanuel Macron in multiple photos, bears a striking resemblance to pretransition Jean Michel Trogneaux's son - Jean Jacques Trogneaux. This has led to suggestions that EMs relationship with Brigitte Macron could be incest with his transitioned father. Meaning JMT groomed and his own son aged 14 when he was 39 and had transitioned and taken the identity of his sister, Bridgitte Trogneaux. What happened to the original Brigitte remains a mystery. https://image.nostr.build/26004e1f263c2ab91c6f72dec4287b6bbe57b8049fc04446f89543fe6a7ddd56.jpg https://image.nostr.build/39e57ed00935d0044d2e379ed947580f307a470197c1aefef5a86f585d9f8743.jpg

2025-02-21 23:23:35

Candace Owens: “Diddy is running a sex ring.”
The entire world: “Candace Owens is crazy.”
The entire world (3 months later): “Holy shit! We want the Diddy files!”
Candace Owens: “Brigitte Macron is a man.”
The entire world: “Candace Owens is crazy.”
The entire world (3 months later): “Holy shit! Brigitte Macron is a man!” https://image.nostr.build/75c330a7191b14860449b821d330c6b3bae70769a4cac22cbf6885beb2007194.jpg https://image.nostr.build/25bbe99b47e79474ecd4ab2ce65b8ef4990199ed04eb9b03436a0a10da6987ab.jpg https://image.nostr.build/f77b59828cb7aa04c20aa90a429cf71356802fcabc0ab198e56e26d32bbcebd1.jpg https://image.nostr.build/88b4e95a6d36fe80d20a54b623a40d431271ab8d1c891e87300d3f64ad6c64ab.jpg https://image.nostr.build/2f40d640262f242b8f47dcf324687b99842f83aadeba22759dc28bb517fc6926.jpg

2025-02-19 07:09:24

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https://image.nostr.build/9fddd2b4ec88a091157cd0ab8a799c2b9a2ac402efdd2335e03f8151afe680a1.jpg

2025-02-18 00:05:08

https://image.nostr.build/0460f18601c9d96d97f44e6a83bdfbaaa48aa38df55076407b9ff711cbb9386c.jpg

2025-02-17 12:46:36

Stay sane. Bitcoin Only. Stack sats. Focus on your craft. https://video.nostr.build/7e170084ce53561cfcc1928098a0d2d11ec0d89bfc914819ac629723d4aedd59.mp4

2025-02-16 09:58:57

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@nprofile…4e7c is currently making a move to Bristol by the way.

2025-02-16 09:57:59

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https://t.me/freemadeira

2025-02-16 09:43:26

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Checking this out now. Not been on my radar.

2025-02-16 07:57:48

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Epic milestone. Congrats Ben :)

2025-02-15 13:17:39

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Mmm. It's awesome.

2025-02-15 12:57:55

I am just going to stamp seed phrases into metal plates and may be some time. https://image.nostr.build/05f249cfb0dc164f5a63f8e2d584f09c1a90de0f04a672dc11e0a9942ffafb85.jpg

2025-02-15 10:52:59

Omelettes in a decent enamel pan are a revelation.

2025-02-15 10:46:21

GM GFY EURO CABAL
https://image.nostr.build/ade22b1e98007219a41d553c0211a0016706014047bcdcb3fbc0a328d2fe04f7.jpg

2025-02-15 08:11:47

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David Dubnitskiy vibes. https://duckduckgo.com/?q=david+dubnitskiy&t=fpas&iax=images&ia=images

2025-02-15 07:41:43

GM MAHA https://image.nostr.build/8d644420c4750bed1b5215235ecb11aa0d417c70ff0530762829613cb6fa713a.jpg

2025-02-14 16:55:33

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Evento.so by @nprofile…x4yp is fixing this.