SelfBankt

Banned from dead bird. Fixing anything before fixing money is futile. Anaesthesiologist & ✝️ father. Building local with npub103a6vk43crw497dlaptwfmhctxqu22mwepshjcvvp29fzwrhtx4q675n6p and FarmFoodMap.org

Public Key

npub13fz04jej7nktvtvg24dj926a5ctcmaw6ekp9028eux3pz3csxdrqgd77yu

NIP-05 Address

selfbankt@primal.net

NIP-57 Address

hal@getalby.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsg5386eve0fm9k9ky92kez4dw6v9ud7hdvmqjh4ru7rgs3gugrx3spzemhxue69uhhxetpwf3kstnwdaejuar0v3shjqgcwaehxw309ac8yetdd96k6tnswf5k6ctv9ehx2aqzjdwtz

Publishing to

search.nos.today

premium.primal.net

nostr-pub.wellorder.net

Author Public Key

npub13fz04jej7nktvtvg24dj926a5ctcmaw6ekp9028eux3pz3csxdrqgd77yu

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Last Notes

2025-04-07 22:27:47

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Wasn't April Fools last week?

2025-04-07 22:26:12

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Finally some fucking drama. Fight bitches. I'm double down on both follows. https://media1.giphy.com/media/SSFBdmmKG3jK9GqDbt/100.webp?cid=6c09b952yjgzmczcj71ku52fbezbh9jc4jlkhx93617erka5&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=100.webp&ct=g

2025-04-05 12:30:18

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Surely that's a kettle.

2025-04-04 14:06:32

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This one's a winner.

2025-03-30 19:46:23

Things are far too quiet rn. Something big is coming right?

2025-03-26 13:22:51

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How about grey? https://image.nostr.build/ca1053ad7cd8decca77c885d22a8857eb754e7a9684c6a28aebf75b0bab0a952.jpg

2025-03-26 13:11:16

OPSEC hat. White or orange? https://image.nostr.build/cf4cffc5431f2f81b0a7fe7aedef87b8a9d62fbd5660cf2abf94ffa278b86576.jpg

2025-03-23 22:02:02

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Genocide. Greater Israel Project. Quite clearly unacceptable yet still % tolerated.

2025-03-07 09:59:57

Nothing more bullish than how low-key the @WhiteHouse Strategic Bitcoin Reserve announcement has been. Late in the day, no official tweet, just a nonspecific RT. Watch what they don't say. https://image.nostr.build/8f8291becf26c773181c6cb26e51bddf225dfd48d48b59fa688fd41c5dc1876f.jpg

2025-03-06 09:32:34

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Qtorrent FTW.

2025-03-04 12:06:16

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Bart fuckery everywhere. Omega candle feels imminent.

2025-03-04 11:56:05

https://image.nostr.build/d0c1aae588cbad9097971e7dc7a2bba2233efe8007f5e0e9d88d68d6d2e10907.jpg

2025-02-28 10:08:15

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Wholefoods prices are simply crazy.

2025-02-28 10:06:06

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Slick. Evento.so links maybe? Enables guests to keep in touch after if desired.

2025-02-27 21:54:17

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Keir Starmer's a fucking retard, out of closet globalist authoritarian and a grovelling snake it seems. He's about as 'out of touch' with the British public as it's possible to be. #StarmerOut

2025-02-26 20:01:22

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Surreal. WTF did I just watch?

2025-02-22 08:23:02

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Sure, the craziest part is that Emmanuel Macron in multiple photos, bears a striking resemblance to pretransition Jean Michel Trogneaux's son - Jean Jacques Trogneaux. This has led to suggestions that EMs relationship with Brigitte Macron could be incest with his transitioned father. Meaning JMT groomed and his own son aged 14 when he was 39 and had transitioned and taken the identity of his sister, Bridgitte Trogneaux. What happened to the original Brigitte remains a mystery. https://image.nostr.build/26004e1f263c2ab91c6f72dec4287b6bbe57b8049fc04446f89543fe6a7ddd56.jpg https://image.nostr.build/39e57ed00935d0044d2e379ed947580f307a470197c1aefef5a86f585d9f8743.jpg

2025-02-21 23:23:35

Candace Owens: “Diddy is running a sex ring.”
The entire world: “Candace Owens is crazy.”
The entire world (3 months later): “Holy shit! We want the Diddy files!”
Candace Owens: “Brigitte Macron is a man.”
The entire world: “Candace Owens is crazy.”
The entire world (3 months later): “Holy shit! Brigitte Macron is a man!” https://image.nostr.build/75c330a7191b14860449b821d330c6b3bae70769a4cac22cbf6885beb2007194.jpg https://image.nostr.build/25bbe99b47e79474ecd4ab2ce65b8ef4990199ed04eb9b03436a0a10da6987ab.jpg https://image.nostr.build/f77b59828cb7aa04c20aa90a429cf71356802fcabc0ab198e56e26d32bbcebd1.jpg https://image.nostr.build/88b4e95a6d36fe80d20a54b623a40d431271ab8d1c891e87300d3f64ad6c64ab.jpg https://image.nostr.build/2f40d640262f242b8f47dcf324687b99842f83aadeba22759dc28bb517fc6926.jpg

2025-02-19 07:09:24

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https://image.nostr.build/9fddd2b4ec88a091157cd0ab8a799c2b9a2ac402efdd2335e03f8151afe680a1.jpg

2025-02-18 00:05:08

https://image.nostr.build/0460f18601c9d96d97f44e6a83bdfbaaa48aa38df55076407b9ff711cbb9386c.jpg

2025-02-17 12:46:36

Stay sane. Bitcoin Only. Stack sats. Focus on your craft. https://video.nostr.build/7e170084ce53561cfcc1928098a0d2d11ec0d89bfc914819ac629723d4aedd59.mp4

2025-02-16 09:58:57

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@nprofile…4e7c is currently making a move to Bristol by the way.

2025-02-16 09:57:59

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https://t.me/freemadeira

2025-02-15 12:57:55

I am just going to stamp seed phrases into metal plates and may be some time. https://image.nostr.build/05f249cfb0dc164f5a63f8e2d584f09c1a90de0f04a672dc11e0a9942ffafb85.jpg

2025-02-15 08:11:47

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David Dubnitskiy vibes. https://duckduckgo.com/?q=david+dubnitskiy&t=fpas&iax=images&ia=images

2025-02-15 07:41:43

GM MAHA https://image.nostr.build/8d644420c4750bed1b5215235ecb11aa0d417c70ff0530762829613cb6fa713a.jpg

2025-02-14 16:55:33

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Evento.so by @nprofile…x4yp is fixing this.

2025-02-14 12:03:54

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Nostr potentially eats everything as you know. Community building, payment systems, events, communication.

2025-02-14 12:02:14

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I don't get out of bed for less than 10% vol up or down.

2025-02-14 11:56:28

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A bridge to Nostr integration perhaps?

2025-02-14 09:19:41

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And a perfect right hander.

2025-02-14 09:07:14

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Ben woke up and chose love today. https://media.tenor.com/fPpPW3fVISkAAAAx/it%27s-so-beautiful-grady-smith.webp

2025-02-13 15:02:09

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Satisfaction-wise already feeling Amethyst wins over X. I come away far less triggered and more nourished.

2025-02-13 10:36:22

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Too late I'm afraid.

2025-02-12 16:08:42

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It's as if Karine Jean-Pierre went full Third Reich.

2025-02-12 12:12:47

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@nprofile…lzeu

2025-02-12 09:52:59

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https://image.nostr.build/ee67468b275dcef25e34e97a3e1c627bdbfd07bc1d2a1bf0e79068d59d608912.jpg

2025-02-11 13:23:37

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Winning bro.

2025-02-11 13:21:58

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For simplicity, anti.

2025-02-11 13:20:29

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First three digits, check.
Last four digits, check.
Broadcast.

2025-02-11 13:18:45

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Good policy. Rumble ads feel early 00s. Just an observation.

2025-02-10 16:19:32

1sat/vbyte Bitcoin is the best Bitcoin. We will miss these halcyon days.
https://image.nostr.build/0aad1ae7add600de2eabf4327adc9c5b7f614887d4439dde0052e55aafe72bca.jpg

2025-02-10 11:54:56

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https://media.tenor.com/6SYPyRf7edEAAAAx/charlie-day.webp

2025-02-09 22:39:46

https://image.nostr.build/2d7b367e73d485b0a3a4572440126655a02d34eb159fbd5aa8b8e8fca0457088.jpg BitcoinPubCompany.com
#nevent1q…mz2q

2025-02-09 22:14:20

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I liquidated a slowly sinking tapas bar in 2023. Saw the writing on the wall. God help those who've clung on as their debt soared.

2025-02-08 18:53:21

If you're not coinjoining UTXOs on Wasabi Wallet with zero coordinator fees for 1sat/vbyte onchain fees right now, can you even call yourself a Bitcoiner?
#nevent1q…vudu

2025-02-08 00:48:10

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Triggered bread and circus coin.

2025-02-06 12:29:45

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https://media.tenor.com/Y1_6pekR71kAAAAx/funhouse-family-daylins-funhouse.webp

2025-02-05 22:58:09

Strangely compulsive viewing. Candace really knocking it out of the park with her "Becoming Brigitte" investigative series. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLPW2eH9z9CUvJ0Iiv9AQqq2RVAWFFfNZR&feature=shared

2025-02-05 18:19:48

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https://media.tenor.com/atE5gpE8Wr0AAAAx/genius-shit-snoop-dogg.webp

2025-02-05 11:19:35

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No LN. Can't zap.

2025-02-04 11:33:19

https://image.nostr.build/f318f3b9521fa2495005c6089fe03fc55952f495a77000a370b62614838cd5c0.jpg

2025-02-03 23:50:07

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Wild. Real time dumping on his followers.

2025-02-03 23:37:49

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Update router firmware.

2025-02-03 23:31:55

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Quality content. https://media.tenor.com/uEG6zTWqTJcAAAAx/minnow-rashawn.webp

2025-02-03 13:57:25

Sweet day for UTXO management. https://media.tenor.com/lak1ybmajL8AAAAx/bitcoin-bitcoin-meme.webp

2025-02-01 08:12:45

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Christ is King. https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5HvqqOpThLTQ3OBbcgzlYd?si=HbQTVH41Rmy3GUZaJKkeXw&pi=5i5rVkI6S12eX

2025-01-31 18:21:45

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https://image.nostr.build/78b5e2e437e872c6a91c0ea056194e1cdea4aa82b5f28333ed6d80167a623675.jpg

2025-01-31 08:51:10

https://image.nostr.build/d4d6e7c32b8c14979601b4b4f4768cdd7b5387e9d929cdf0927da0bbfff3abcf.jpg

2025-01-30 16:09:20

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My wife keeps telling me something similar.

2025-01-30 11:57:48

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Looks Venice.ai might be a little biased. Vorhees always on the make ;) https://image.nostr.build/ed269c017909f13a596b314777e326a5614b6544ddec0dfb2f2c8d523851a210.jpg

2025-01-30 09:54:58

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Now this is tempting.

2025-01-29 23:24:32

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You might be happier on BlueSky bro.

2025-01-29 12:09:53

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High on my list to set the eldest boy up with an Alby Hub subaccount.

2025-01-29 12:04:51

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I totally get you.

2025-01-29 11:36:08

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https://media.tenor.com/OwBRC0evj3kAAAAx/meme-thief-stealing.webp

2025-01-29 11:32:26

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Go West young man.

2025-01-29 11:09:54

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Howdy Meg. https://media.tenor.com/AZh0pzx9MssAAAAx/the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly-clint-eastwood.webp

2025-01-29 09:40:03

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Ben's a real one.

2025-01-29 09:37:38

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Spotify app on TV with lyric option gives you similar vibes. Get a mic and good to go.

2025-01-29 07:23:27

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Hugging Face for uncensored version.

2025-01-29 01:12:07

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#MeToo

2025-01-28 21:16:44

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https://media.tenor.com/gUguFqoku8wAAAAx/couples-retreat-do-it.webp

2025-01-28 21:10:39

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I identify as a paranoid crypto anarchist.

2025-01-28 21:08:49

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I was just feeling like some wanton vandalism would do me good. Highly therapeutic tbh.

2025-01-28 21:06:55

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Convinced me.

2025-01-28 21:06:24

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No LN address. Can't zap.

2025-01-28 21:05:39

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https://youtu.be/rQmqVVmMB3k

2025-01-28 21:04:28

Well that was satisfying. This COVID sign had been haunting me at my kids school entrance for too long. God knows why no one tore it down earlier.
https://image.nostr.build/3af492ec3ab7546510d1ac8fc067b4c1c6518579b622ff4de58e9e1324f57632.jpg

2025-01-28 15:50:59

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This is progress. Let freedom ring. https://image.nostr.build/1e1a8ca8a5ce395d5784423bbcc60dec8279ab6bfc63010b416201e500ae0c61.jpg

2025-01-28 15:47:43

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Yaaaas!!!!!

2025-01-28 15:46:40

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Well jel.

2025-01-28 15:24:17

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https://media.tenor.com/uvKOwM-fmG8AAAAx/confesion-reik.webp

2025-01-28 15:21:07

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@nprofile…jmln

2025-01-28 15:15:28

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Delicious.

2025-01-28 15:09:12

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“This is the hour of the Shire-folk, when they arise from their quiet fields to shake the towers and counsels of the Great.” https://image.nostr.build/a0a4686dd9ce55df51d76c7b693660abc4ec67637b8f86d339c01e5bf95ab549.jpg

2025-01-28 15:04:02

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100% agree with this.

2025-01-28 10:35:19

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Very nice. I'm pretty sure it does. @nprofile…6uhc?

2025-01-28 10:20:51

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https://media.tenor.com/Ipzp3RTQwC0AAAAx/bun-burn.webp

2025-01-28 10:15:34

Buying half a lamb for sats tomorrow. Meeting the pleb in a 1700s Somerset Coaching Inn. Should really do the full carcass but tight fit in the freezer right now. https://image.nostr.build/8e8ffea1aa715f57a1cef36f002637a8ce8c490cd96baafb91d91dc4f346d70e.jpg

2025-01-27 14:09:44

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Perhaps someone could sell KYC free sats in this way.

2025-01-26 01:18:49

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https://amcargobikes.co.uk/product/classic-cargo-bike-workman-2/

2025-01-26 01:09:30

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https://youtu.be/Zsc-1USBDwI

2025-01-26 01:07:54

A pedlar is a self-regulated certificated pedestrian service provider that travels and trades within ANY part of the UK, carrying to sell or exposing for sale ANY goods.
The Pedlars Act 1871/1881 protects the bearer’s civil liberty to freely trade in public under the authority of a Pedlar’s Certificate, currently costing £12.25pa.
https://image.nostr.build/9f342967cb58dcdca12125013c33228fd3e43acb709dcf22b1b6eb022f3d2591.jpg
https://pedlars.info/

2025-01-25 22:48:09

MONEY IS TIME. https://image.nostr.build/5cbb11d83d16ddf409ff51bb67f2a0e7150d3e04013b30580514e2ff20c72bd8.jpg

2025-01-25 22:31:05

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https://image.nostr.build/bc5e1d4238838fefff107f6b0f9a7b848268b065bc4c7dace45cf8af6bd45a81.jpg

2025-01-25 22:27:34

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'Nostrizon' - love it. Choose the algo you want to see in the world.

2025-01-23 14:55:28

https://image.nostr.build/094400e6df767a7d7b432925ca175cd1fbfb20d4be7bba840c47d0c40b7e5386.jpg

2025-01-23 11:50:05

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History rhymes. https://image.nostr.build/7b539f7427467a9b09d72e554da1d170b42fc4f66148f4a998872f4147ede6aa.jpg

2025-01-23 11:48:05

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A giant green buttplug. They're mocking us.