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https://alex.thenobody.club

nobody • swiss miss 🇨🇭 • engineer • keen observer of dumpster fires • privacy is 👑 • * only sending zaps ⚡ diet *

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2025-04-05 01:52:08

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I accept sats.. hmm, in today's rate, it's a little over 1 coin. 😉

2025-04-05 01:50:14

Of course I'm here for cars. 😍 I travel to get away from work. I also have to travel for work.
https://i.nostr.build/BrpCTr6h7FrfAQn7.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/V7i656TpdBPCEGU9.jpg

2025-04-05 01:47:00

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I'm aware of the massaging. And the beer part, I'll believe it when I see it. 😄

2025-04-05 01:40:18

Part of the reason I'm in 🇯🇵 is to visit cattle regions to learn about wagyu beef production standards and care to try to reproduce this quality back home in 🇨🇭.
We currently already do this but we're trying to introduce new techniques and a new breed to develop its flavour.

2025-04-05 01:31:51

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😄 I know

2025-04-05 01:30:12

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So rude!! But yarrrr. 😄

2025-04-05 01:28:13

Japan - where I can walk 25K steps a day on average so I eat whateve tf I want. Every stop is a food stop.
https://i.nostr.build/Za9EhLqBmwBJgsJx.jpg

2025-04-05 01:23:37

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You're a champ 🏆

2025-04-05 01:22:39

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Sold. Dinner in the Parthenon. I'll bring dessert. 🍫

2025-04-05 01:20:08

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You're giving me mad scientist vibes, lawyer

2025-04-05 01:17:26

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I was thinking just feed the cows.. cacows 😏 et voilà

2025-04-05 01:13:23

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Cows that produce chocolate milk, john.

2025-04-05 01:12:18

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😄 Love you, atyh

2025-04-05 01:11:15

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Did you say steak? 🥩 Your airport code, please.

2025-04-03 17:21:08

I'm not quite back yet. Just busy figuring out if this bloke I'm traveling with is husband material. 😄 For real. In the meantime I'm posting photos in Olas. Seeyall when I seeya! 💜🌸🇯🇵
#nevent1q…7f89

2025-04-01 22:48:40

Hi @nprofile…rg5q 👋 😊
I added blossom.band as my Olas blossom server and made it default. I've only been able to successfully upload once and hasn't worked since. What am I doing wrong? Has anything changed?

2025-03-24 21:48:40

The noisiest walk to the Svalbard Global Seed Vault. okthxbye
https://v.nostr.build/rVoUskIATMIDwY25.mp4
https://i.nostr.build/EpiUigdf0F2ezlsv.jpg

2025-03-20 17:20:50

I live my life out there in the wild.
That's where I'll be.
👋

2025-03-20 16:27:18

When I worked in corpo, there was a deaf and mute person in the mailroom. She became my friend because I used to hangout there when the office is not quiet enough for my peace.
We would write each other notes to communicate but one day I thought I should learn the ASL fingerspelling. I learned it and didn't tell her so one day I went to say hello and blasted her with my finger moves.
It made her very happy. Genuinely happy.
ASL is like riding a bike. Once you learn it, you don't forget it. Might be a little rusty at first but you don't forget it.
P.S. She could also lip read very well so she always knew the gossip.

2025-03-20 15:08:05

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Hahaha You know what, cheesey, I would have that on a plaque and weld it just above my front door.

2025-03-19 17:12:34

The real meat of the Epstein files won't come out for another 5 decades probably. That list is a filthy slippery thing. 99% of the people involved are still alive and in positions of power.
If enemies of America and Israel want to see a catastrophic implosion of its heirarchies of power, this is the way to go.
All it takes from this current administration is one person with access who has courage, morals and values to release it. If they can't then they're willingly protecting the evil within.

2025-03-19 15:35:04

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I suppose? They're still trying to sell themselves out. And the other side is buying them. That circle jerk isn't for me, I guess.

2025-03-18 17:39:11

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Tsk tsk.. so what now? Just keep the printers running? Surrender to the imminent downfall of the empire?

2025-03-18 16:46:58

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NAFTA really shat on a lot of it.

2025-03-18 14:49:43

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Never made it.

2025-03-18 14:36:58

I have the English keyboard on and I've tried to type guten morgen and it keeps changing it to GLUTEN morgen. 😄

2025-03-18 13:27:54

Word on the street is, John Kerry is in town. If I see him, I'll send your regards to the guy.
Name it.

2025-03-17 22:23:49

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It was fun whilst it lasted. You dodged a bullet, cheesey.

2025-03-17 19:45:22

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AI and bots turned into zap cows.

2025-03-17 19:42:56

If there will be more AI/bots on nostr that you can no longer tell the difference, this place no longer holds any value to me.

2025-03-17 19:14:49

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Idk nodey, it is doing it to itself.

2025-03-17 18:57:44

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I hope you're right, atyh. If it is a real person.. man, what a mind job. Probably new to the internet or something.

2025-03-17 18:51:11

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Please mute me. Have someone, the devil collect me to be sent to hell or the gulag. Totally fine by it.

2025-03-17 17:16:21

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I figured as much.
I think I was meant to see this post. I had this in my mind this morning and I tried to look up stats on what percent of people go through interventions and actually end up to do well.
There's not really any good data to get a definitive number but roughly 40-60% end up in relapse. Perhaps those who make it were probably also ready for the change.

2025-03-16 19:05:55

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He's also a sore winner. Lol. He's just an asshole actually.

2025-03-16 15:36:51

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Yes, if not worse. High end cars also need high end data or telemetry for future improvements, etc etc. Understandable.
They can check how you were driving your car especially within their warranty period. They can void warranty if they find out you did some reckless driving that caused some mechanisms to malfunction.

2025-03-16 15:21:21

Well, I am in the car business so if there's a market to "de-computer" your computered cars so it stops sending a signal to the mothership but still all of its functionality, I can probably start on it now.
Send me lab rats. None of my cars have computers in it.

2025-03-15 15:49:20

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I've been in a *only sending zaps* diet. 😄

2025-03-14 19:02:03

Don't be humble about your freedom to choose. Do it daily. Make it normal.

2025-03-14 16:14:44

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Nah. I will defend my mountain til the death.

2025-03-14 14:32:05

YES
https://i.nostr.build/gitUiXgSfW1iI0Y5.jpg

2025-03-13 18:46:58

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😄 "Let me help you create the problem, now buy my book." Self help is indeed a multi billion dollar industry.

2025-03-13 17:20:23

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Me too 🫥

2025-03-13 15:38:04

YES
https://i.nostr.build/qDGS29nPFejm6sIj.jpg

2025-03-12 15:31:56

Whoever still turns their phone off or puts it on airplane mode when flying, don't trust them. They're the ones who do what they're told without question.
I remember when I was 18, flying from GVA to LDN I was sending SMS whilst the plane was taxiing for takeoff, I was threatened by a woman sitting next to me that I might put everyone's life in danger if I don't turn off my phone.
Do I sound to you like someone who listens to randos on a plane? These people are still living under rules from outdated data dating back to the 1960s.
*Ok, ok, If you do it to conserve battery, you are forgiven.

2025-03-11 19:31:20

The left created a couple of monsters. They are Donald Trump and Elon Musk. Yes, you did that.

2025-03-11 18:45:30

You may have come from legacy socials but you also brought your legacy behaviours and attitude here.
You may not be aware of how much of the problem you brought here with you or social media wasn't the problem because the reality is, it's just you and your inability to control yourself.

2025-03-09 21:45:03

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Interesting. I don’t think spotting an agent of the Mossad will ever be on my priority list. I just don’t put a lot of importance on online activities whether my own or others. Just here for fun, you know.

2025-03-09 20:10:02

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It's too shady of a world to even know if they are doing good or bad.. they rely on your ability to speculate without proof. It is by design. They might share their activity but it will be never be the entire truth.

2025-03-09 18:41:20

Lets play a Nostr game called SPOT A FED. 🤭

2025-03-09 18:11:05

In 2025 I stopped accepting new clients. I am not willing to sacrifice an excellent level of service for more business.
If a business wants to continue to dictate what the price should be, don't sacrifice quality for more profit.

2025-03-09 17:57:08

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Good tip. Thanks jammy

2025-03-09 17:25:24

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😅 Nothing 😶‍🌫️

2025-03-09 17:04:19

Just got this. How do I unlock something I didn't lock and I can't even access, @nprofile…qss4
https://i.nostr.build/SOK4nkbAOcUAwQ16.png

2025-03-08 14:42:47

It appears it isn't difficult to annoy and offend leftist Democrats in America. All it seems one does is tell them the observable truth and they go apeshit.

2025-03-07 20:23:02

Ski marathon weekend.
https://i.nostr.build/soNP1oiMZZcUyUFF.jpg
https://v.nostr.build/oauqbCYnPwQq7G0D.mp4

2025-03-07 16:29:10

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Right. I think evil is still quite rare or we'd all mostly be dead. Evil is rare in a sense that though we are all capable, most people tame it.

2025-03-07 16:07:04

Stupid or Evil?
Probably evil. Stupid is far more dangerous and lasting. Evil is rare. Stupidity is common. The stupid will even amplify the evil. Even evil has its limits, whilst stupidity does not.

2025-03-07 15:35:57

You could have friends, family, spouse who are enabling your worst parts.
Something to think about.

2025-03-06 17:39:30

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I do appreciate both as well. I like that they gave a lot of thought, time, heart and effort into their work. It becomes timeless.

2025-03-06 15:12:00

Only those who pay attention really know. 😄🫂 #note108z…9tw2

2025-03-05 20:17:23

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Yooo!! Yessss!!

2025-03-05 20:14:42

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That's effort. I like that. 😊💜

2025-03-05 20:11:41

Alright. We've reached "I can zap you but you can't zap me" status. 😊
Lets see how this goes.
#nevent1q…tgtx

2025-03-05 20:00:34

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I've seen and smelled a fair share of decomposing animals in cars. I think they're worse.

2025-03-05 19:58:28

What if I don't want your zaps but I want to continue to send zap?
Is this possible by simply turning off a switch?

2025-03-05 15:16:09

Marrakech street snaps. Love this place.
https://i.nostr.build/MGOWqEdy5AijBWzS.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/OtlMiESxFITL88Pt.jpg

2025-03-05 15:01:02

The spiciest and herbiest shoppe in Marrakech. Also the most colourful.
https://i.nostr.build/JYYLuJSZeHVsesgo.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/XV5Me0OLeSKpJbNk.jpg

2025-03-04 21:15:55

Meanwhile, country bank made a profit. GN
https://www.swissinfo.ch/eng/banking-fintech/swiss-national-bank-confirms-chf81-billion-profit-in-2024/88953546

2025-03-04 20:38:52

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Go you!! 🏆🫂

2025-03-04 17:21:36

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Ya, I can see that. Is that the majority of his audience?

2025-03-03 18:42:26

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😄 You always smack me in the face with this, mavs. I’m no one special. Maybe sane and reasonable is hard to come by these days?

2025-03-03 18:25:13

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LOVE IT! 💜

2025-03-03 17:01:19

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Aww.. Thank you, Lucas. 😄🫂 likewise.
And no not any time soon unless I suddenly grew a family overnight. I don't multiply like rabbits. 😄

2025-03-03 16:47:16

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Oh definitely imminent but I don’t think it will be any time soon. 🙂

2025-03-03 16:19:34

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So it does exist in small pockets. I imagine if people who live in mining towns for example, there would be programs, apprenticeships to continue the line of capable trade workers. Why does it seem like it's become a long and forgotten path.

2025-03-03 16:10:06

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I suppose times are just changing. We still have it in Switzerland and as far as I can tell, we haven't given up such jobs. Apprenticeship is how we still have plenty of local Swiss carpenters and metal workers and not immigrants.

2025-03-03 16:00:43

When I disappear from here to never return, know that I've achieved and exercising my self sovereignty and probably also just busy multiplying.

2025-03-03 15:57:48

REBEL WITHOUT A PAUSE
(It was on someone's hat)

2025-03-03 15:46:54

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Degree or none, business is hard. I have a business degree, business is still hard. 😅

2025-03-03 15:37:02

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Is that so? 🤔
Was the plan to take in immigrants to do the hard labour work the plan all along?

2025-03-02 19:15:43

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What a life. 😄 You get slapped so much, you no longer feel it.

2025-03-02 19:01:40

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An excited turtle moment 🙂

2025-03-02 18:08:49

There is no right or gentle way to tell someone the truth that they will never be ready to hear.
Say it anyway.
There are people who are wired to prefer only what they want to hear whilst they're spiraling down a hole they created.

2025-03-02 17:09:19

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I would to. Where to, mike?
Still going to the Caribbean?

2025-03-02 16:13:49

Went to a restaurant with a neon sign that says, "life is too short to eat salad".
I wonder what they serve here.. 😏
https://i.nostr.build/cPmT8dunzanaQ2O8.jpg
https://v.nostr.build/S4oNilNL9kwpH3C7.mp4

2025-03-02 15:27:34

Can't help but feel sorry for are the ones who have everything that they need but don't recognise that they have it.

2025-03-01 19:03:51

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hahahaha
You gotta do it, Cheese 😂

2025-03-01 16:59:47

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It is an absolute disaster ending for me Mike. My 👩🏻‍🔧 hands are not made for yarn magic. I try anyway.

2025-03-01 16:42:11

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You da best, Yarny 🫂

2025-03-01 16:38:05

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And in big bold letters. Not only am I a child, but also older with a terrible eyesight. 😅

2025-03-01 16:30:40

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Only cars. 🙂

2025-03-01 16:29:10

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I would happily buy your yarn book. 🙂 But then do it in crayons so I can actually follow. 😅

2025-03-01 14:32:41

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In the truest sense of it, I'm afraid not.

2025-03-01 14:29:02

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I had no idea.
I also meant to type liff 😅

2025-03-01 06:21:10

"Too much attention makes a donkey think it's a lion"
lol

2025-03-01 05:48:18

I'll just leave this right here.
https://v.nostr.build/QPo6IT19Zw6isgaI.mp4

2025-03-01 05:00:51

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There was a time when we could choose to be private. That ended when people were made to believe that by sacrificing their privacy they could be safe. That by sacrificing privacy, they could offer you better products to sell to you.
Would you really trust the same people who took it away to give that back?

2025-03-01 04:31:26

I don't always understand why people expect others to do the "protecting" of privacy for us.
Yes, I agree that there should be standards and measures for privacy protection from institutions and businesses. Leave it to a few bad actors to ruin everything for the majority.
Ultimately, if you're truly concerned of your privacy on this day and age, use the available tools and be mindful of your surroundings and what you're willing to put out there.
"There is no freedom without privacy", blah blah, sounds like whining with expectations from everyone else to do the work for you so you don't have to change and make sacrifices.

2025-02-28 16:01:18

Make friends with the monsters under your bed.