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https://alex.thenobody.club

nobody • swiss miss 🇨🇭 • engineer • keen observer of dumpster fires • privacy is 👑

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alex@thenobody.club

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alex@thenobody.club

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2025-04-16 20:03:30

In a world without money, it’s simple. We think, we speak, and we exchange with “need”.
“What do you need in exchange for what I need?”
“I’ll give you jar of tallow for a tablespoon of your salt.”
Money probably opened up for more wants than needs.

2025-04-16 16:57:27

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Sag free tits fo life, Z. Who doesn’t? 😄

2025-04-16 16:49:08

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I’m going lo-tech to no-tech. 😉

2025-04-16 16:48:12

The idea is that, soon, you will encounter perfection, idealism, and enhanced interpersonal compatibility in AI interactions.
This will become the new normal—a reality in which authenticity ultimately dies.

2025-04-13 23:03:46

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They're probably here. Lurking. Archiving.

2025-04-13 22:59:38

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It's going well, Lucas. 😊 Thanks for asking. How are you?

2025-04-13 22:59:06

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I think this little nook of the internet will survive as long as it's not trying to be like or compete with its centralised cousins.

2025-04-13 22:57:15

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I need to make sure my mesh nodes and antennas reach the PNW. 😊

2025-04-13 22:38:33

If I wasn't so hardcore about reducing my online footprint and living off grid in the mountains someday, if there was an internet to return to, I expect bitcoin and nostr to win and own that shit. Truly.

2025-04-13 03:37:40

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A capable tuney Honda in it is actually perfect 💯 fr

2025-04-13 03:28:14

This.. this looks fffffuuumnnn!!!
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/2017-ariel-nomad-8/

2025-04-13 02:16:56

Ren's version of Bittersweet Symphony (the Verve). I think @nprofile…j0ap might like this. Idk why. Enjoy 😊
https://youtu.be/H4GzsABwWO4?feature=shared

2025-04-13 02:09:11

#nevent1q…82u6

2025-04-13 01:53:46

#naddr1qv…c3yr

2025-04-13 01:52:16

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When drop??

2025-04-13 01:51:50

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Tis'.. globulously obvs

2025-04-13 01:46:42

Always be carspotting. It's not what you think. (It's not a Mini).
https://i.nostr.build/5bWtgyO7LyAOvJhs.jpg

2025-04-13 01:43:35

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Hi Philly-o

2025-04-13 01:40:07

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Who we shootin, dot?

2025-04-13 01:39:42

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Oh them, in that case, could fit 5 of them in the boot. Maybe 5.5

2025-04-13 00:22:24

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🫂 Love it. Absolutely would love to do coffee or lunch or dinner with you lot.

2025-04-12 23:23:18

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Awwwz 😊🫂 I'm sure you're both fun to kick it with. I quite like the curious kids. I was probably that kid, as well no one knew what to do with. 😄
Alright.. that's it, I'm breeding.

2025-04-12 05:28:13

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Alright, CC. Going to grab me some snax from you when I'm Stateside later in the summer.

2025-04-12 05:21:08

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Hmm, very well. I'll pack some heat. Can fit 3 in the boot easily if it gets ugly.

2025-04-12 01:58:23

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Fantastic. Thank you!

2025-04-12 01:36:54

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They're a special breed of scammy artistry. They provide one size fits all solutions. Not hard to spot.
I love books and I read them all so if you've got one, please do share.

2025-04-11 22:59:58

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I removed my ln addr. Wanted to try a new thing called, *only sending zaps* diet. 😄

2025-04-11 05:01:58

#nevent1q…zrjc

2025-04-10 01:06:35

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I daily drive an 04 Defender 90.

2025-04-08 04:15:08

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** Golf GTI MK2

2025-04-08 03:50:11

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I love them too. A lot actually. I've had two. SUVs is to America and the wagen for Europeans.

2025-04-08 03:46:48

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The "land yachts"

2025-04-08 02:39:26

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😄 I do love a green lolvo 240 though.

2025-04-08 02:34:18

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Noooo, Dan! 😄

2025-04-08 02:23:33

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Could lay down and drive in that thing 😄

2025-04-08 02:19:48

Hot damn! Be mine, wagen.
https://v.nostr.build/pqWKoq5Xj76QJNJV.mp4

2025-04-08 02:18:36

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🫂 I bet you're a great dad.

2025-04-08 02:12:39

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😄 I do love my brother to death so I'm likely to listen to him.

2025-04-08 02:11:16

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I also hear that often. I think everyone's got their reasons but I think I'm now in a good place to start a terrifying adventure called, a family. I never had one.. not a traditional one anyway so I haven't got a clue. I just know I'll do my best.

2025-04-08 02:06:03

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Yea, I grew a brain at 15 and couldn't be told what to do. Keep telling her anyway, some of the good stuff sticks and she'll appreciate it some day.
Good to hear!! Glad you're ok now. No more headbanging shit for you, sleeps.
Japan.. idk must have gained 4kg or something. Every trip is a food trip. I love it here. 🐷

2025-04-08 01:55:27

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I'm always nice to him, turtle. He's all I've got. 😊

2025-04-08 01:51:45

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Congratulations, sleepo.
Go be a good uncle. Have you been taking care of yourself?

2025-04-08 01:49:17

My brother has told me 3 things could happen by the time I return home to 🇨🇭 I'm going to either be:
a) married
b) pregnant
c) married and pregnant
😄 FFS, bro. Just because he's making me an aunt soon, doesn't mean I'm going to turn him into an uncle.

2025-04-08 01:45:33

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Tis true, I've retained one. An old but fancy car business necessity.

2025-04-08 01:32:36

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Sto solo inviando zap. 😊

2025-04-08 01:27:26

#naddr1qv…w4ms

2025-04-05 04:47:02

Secure yourself first with the life you've been dealt. Detach from events, things, people, most especially the thoughts that hold you back.
Then go out and enjoy the fuck out of life. Experience it for yourself. Dive in. Get hurt. Make mistakes. Be confident that whatever gets thrown at you'll get over it quickly.
Live beyond the news, the propaganda, society's prescription of who you should be and how to behave.
Always do it your way.

2025-04-05 03:53:57

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@nprofile…gzzn Your lady got excellent taste in Porsches. A real keeper.

2025-04-05 03:52:40

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I was in heaven, cheese. Wanted one of each.

2025-04-05 03:51:04

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They also taste gorgeous. Party in my mouth hot mess gorgeous.

2025-04-05 03:03:37

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Fantastic! 🤩

2025-04-05 03:02:01

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Hai!

2025-04-05 03:01:48

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Whaaa?? You saw the tbthbtbthbhtbt for real?? Probably more letters there than he has knuckles for.

2025-04-05 02:57:26

@nprofile…8c78 I found your Japanese candy shop.
https://i.nostr.build/7qhrUYxAI6UoF8MT.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/10HevS7TYz5oeRWh.jpg

2025-04-05 01:52:08

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I accept sats.. hmm, in today's rate, it's a little over 1 coin. 😉

2025-04-05 01:50:14

Of course I'm here for cars. 😍 I travel to get away from work. I also have to travel for work.
https://i.nostr.build/BrpCTr6h7FrfAQn7.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/V7i656TpdBPCEGU9.jpg

2025-04-05 01:47:00

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I'm aware of the massaging. And the beer part, I'll believe it when I see it. 😄

2025-04-05 01:40:18

Part of the reason I'm in 🇯🇵 is to visit cattle regions to learn about wagyu beef production standards and care to try to reproduce this quality back home in 🇨🇭.
We currently already do this but we're trying to introduce new techniques and a new breed to develop its flavour.

2025-04-05 01:31:51

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😄 I know

2025-04-05 01:30:12

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So rude!! But yarrrr. 😄

2025-04-05 01:28:13

Japan - where I can walk 25K steps a day on average so I eat whateve tf I want. Every stop is a food stop.
https://i.nostr.build/Za9EhLqBmwBJgsJx.jpg

2025-04-05 01:23:37

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You're a champ 🏆

2025-04-05 01:22:39

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Sold. Dinner in the Parthenon. I'll bring dessert. 🍫

2025-04-05 01:20:08

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You're giving me mad scientist vibes, lawyer

2025-04-05 01:17:26

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I was thinking just feed the cows.. cacows 😏 et voilà

2025-04-05 01:13:23

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Cows that produce chocolate milk, john.

2025-04-05 01:12:18

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😄 Love you, atyh

2025-04-05 01:11:15

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Did you say steak? 🥩 Your airport code, please.

2025-04-03 17:21:08

I'm not quite back yet. Just busy figuring out if this bloke I'm traveling with is husband material. 😄 For real. In the meantime I'm posting photos in Olas. Seeyall when I seeya! 💜🌸🇯🇵
#nevent1q…7f89

2025-04-03 03:36:39

#nevent1q…2ych

2025-04-01 22:50:55

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Yes, just a few minutes ago I tried again. Image only. It gets stuck on loading.

2025-04-01 22:48:40

Hi @nprofile…rg5q 👋 😊
I added blossom.band as my Olas blossom server and made it default. I've only been able to successfully upload once and hasn't worked since. What am I doing wrong? Has anything changed?

2025-03-24 21:48:40

The noisiest walk to the Svalbard Global Seed Vault. okthxbye
https://v.nostr.build/rVoUskIATMIDwY25.mp4
https://i.nostr.build/EpiUigdf0F2ezlsv.jpg

2025-03-20 17:20:50

I live my life out there in the wild.
That's where I'll be.
👋

2025-03-20 16:27:18

When I worked in corpo, there was a deaf and mute person in the mailroom. She became my friend because I used to hangout there when the office is not quiet enough for my peace.
We would write each other notes to communicate but one day I thought I should learn the ASL fingerspelling. I learned it and didn't tell her so one day I went to say hello and blasted her with my finger moves.
It made her very happy. Genuinely happy.
ASL is like riding a bike. Once you learn it, you don't forget it. Might be a little rusty at first but you don't forget it.
P.S. She could also lip read very well so she always knew the gossip.

2025-03-20 15:08:05

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Hahaha You know what, cheesey, I would have that on a plaque and weld it just above my front door.

2025-03-20 14:55:55

Once I get comfortable with certain people, I say their names often. When I get even more comfortable, I give them nicknames.
Some think the nicknames are like underhanded jabs. No, it is my way of showing and appreciating something unique about a person but to those who are not comfortable with who they are think it's offensive.
It's a good marker. May not actually not want to know this person any further. Oh well.

2025-03-19 17:12:34

The real meat of the Epstein files won't come out for another 5 decades probably. That list is a filthy slippery thing. 99% of the people involved are still alive and in positions of power.
If enemies of America and Israel want to see a catastrophic implosion of its heirarchies of power, this is the way to go.
All it takes from this current administration is one person with access who has courage, morals and values to release it. If they can't then they're willingly protecting the evil within.

2025-03-19 16:53:43

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Hey I'm not trying to change anyone's ways. I'm not in the business of influencing. It's just me describing something that I encountered that turns out I don't want to become.

2025-03-19 16:08:57

In a couple of days, the Nobody Club is off to the northernmost inhabited place on earth. Because we like cold places and we've never been.
This signals my time to disappear for a bit and off the socials.
Might send some postcards on Olas if a polar bear doesn't kill me first.

2025-03-19 15:35:04

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I suppose? They're still trying to sell themselves out. And the other side is buying them. That circle jerk isn't for me, I guess.

2025-03-19 15:12:01

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I suppose I'm not someone who is easily convinced by gettiing thrown money at. I'm not a child. I get to decide and make my own choices without the distraction of something valuable being shoved in my face.

2025-03-19 14:52:47

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It sounds.. desperate.

2025-03-18 19:12:41

Imagine if Jesus returned today and tried to feed people.
And people are like.. hmm, is that bread gluten free? Or can't eat that, I'm vegan.
Some guy says, "I don't eat GMO"
This is GMO, punkass. God made only.

2025-03-18 17:45:31

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This is one of my favourite headlines.
https://futurism.com/the-byte/cybertruck-fire-water

2025-03-18 17:39:11

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Tsk tsk.. so what now? Just keep the printers running? Surrender to the imminent downfall of the empire?

2025-03-18 16:55:17

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I have found myself using it a lot more. iMessage should not be a barrier. I hear it's the most common reason. I don't give a shit if they see green and with RCS shouldn't be an issue now.

2025-03-18 16:46:58

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NAFTA really shat on a lot of it.

2025-03-18 14:49:43

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Never made it.

2025-03-18 14:46:01

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Goodwood fest. 😄

2025-03-18 14:36:58

I have the English keyboard on and I've tried to type guten morgen and it keeps changing it to GLUTEN morgen. 😄

2025-03-18 13:55:51

You know that "light at the end of the tunnel"? Turned out to be a damn huge fire

2025-03-18 13:27:54

Word on the street is, John Kerry is in town. If I see him, I'll send your regards to the guy.
Name it.

2025-03-18 13:16:23

An utterly beautiful sunshiny day.
https://i.nostr.build/eJ3FCu6uy1VpnVpM.jpg
https://i.nostr.build/LJiE4SkhNuLbxdza.jpg

2025-03-17 22:28:03

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Exceedingly. I even got a DM to go with it saying their IQ is 150 at 16. lol. Not a joke.

2025-03-17 22:23:49

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It was fun whilst it lasted. You dodged a bullet, cheesey.

2025-03-17 21:43:04

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I like how this sounds. 😊
Looking forward to it.

2025-03-17 20:42:19

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😄 because you're you 🤓. This came up because I had an engagement with who I thought was a person and everyone became convinced it's an AI. Will wot solve for that? Probably not but I do hope there is something in the works.

2025-03-17 20:23:28

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I am too. I'm willing to pay for it.

2025-03-17 20:15:00

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I'd follow him.