FarmerTbone

Farmer, Pianist, Photographer, Pilot, Pleb.
#bitcoin only
#nostr only

Public Key

npub1wezprxcca3tttvnhncxsxhnhz25av6wml0jm9305tr94vjhmdj2s2e62hu

NIP-05 Address

Tbone@nostrplebs.com

NIP-57 Address

tbone@walletofsatoshi.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs8v3q3nvvwc444kfmeurgrtem392wkd8dlhedjch693j6kftake9gpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mqpr3mhxue69uhkummnw3ezucnfw33k76twv4ezuum0vd5kzmqagzjtt

Publishing to

nos.lol

nostr.bitcoiner.social

relay.damus.io

Author Public Key

npub1wezprxcca3tttvnhncxsxhnhz25av6wml0jm9305tr94vjhmdj2s2e62hu

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Last Notes

2025-04-14 21:43:18

#GM
🤙 https://image.nostr.build/48a39a1340864fbc45276740587be9e12df6740869dc0c77986bff761a31e6e6.jpg

2025-04-13 21:23:16

#GM
🤙 https://image.nostr.build/71778e925b8f61b5a535ed8a9217d6f5e2436a68de790aede3e95fc3c75b4508.jpg

2025-04-13 00:00:43

I kinda like you nostriches, so I'm going to do you all a favour and share a life changing hack you should implement.
Go to your hardware store.
Find the fake turf section.
Get 0.5m of the softest, most premium turf. (The rolls are usually about 6 ft wide.)
This will cost you about $40
Now cut in in half.
Now put each of the halves in your bathrooms.
For $20 per bathmat, you can step out of the shower onto grass. You never really have to wash it. It drains by design. It looks cool AF. It's a talking point and you never have to buy bathmats again.
You're welcome.
https://image.nostr.build/70668fb0ebbe995b5c556034c789d6d1e291a17ce243723a924ead8101e70477.jpg https://image.nostr.build/3c09b4baad7d0e3b566a5e187dea820dba559751ad2737cef1d5e52544b792d6.jpg

2025-04-05 20:52:16

Animate my profile pic.
If I end up using yours, 10,000 sats.

2025-04-04 22:54:49

This is the simplest way to disprove someone 😂
@nprofile…qft7
https://image.nostr.build/a12c76fa748ed7e836bcd079354e2a7e698a1582a8a552bdcb4a33f6d76fc38c.jpg

2025-04-04 22:30:46

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Fair, but I'm pretty sure it's the same 21 sats getting passed back and forth between GMs.

2025-04-04 20:46:44

#GM
🤙
https://image.nostr.build/e954be70fc49a9725370772a51cc861b3329fe59fa7ed2b6dc005ada17df8a8c.jpg

2025-04-03 22:35:06

#GM
🤙 https://image.nostr.build/f08a48554096ba7de56dd20fe9c887284d7799c414c5ae48ceb7d57ed18878f9.jpg

2025-04-02 20:35:19

Tariffs don't matter when you make everything yourself.

2025-04-02 10:23:24

#GN
🤙
https://image.nostr.build/b7517beeec5822cf740f4005258d5041c000d55402b068cdbf9fec2c97fce4a6.jpg

2025-04-01 20:25:20

#GM
🤙 https://image.nostr.build/81d3e0be64d45f093454f3fdccd30bf5120256cfa0bebced21549dec2fe6a17f.jpg

2025-03-31 20:47:52

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I'm a long way from Vegas

2025-03-28 10:24:19

#GN
🤙 https://image.nostr.build/7793b5137fceaa53c9be1e0318508b9bc46f849f1d1c10855c35087cecc449b7.jpg

2025-03-25 21:47:35

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How does one train themself to be ok losing their bitcoin stack?

2025-03-25 06:47:54

Test
#nevent1q…4wrq

2025-03-25 04:10:29

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Cereal is not food.

2025-03-23 19:48:48

#GM
🤙
https://image.nostr.build/1c9194170846e83706aae910afcb79de9f6962a2e954b9eb46972283538109b9.jpg

2025-03-21 23:58:27

Warning: juicy steak pictures below.
I'm zapping steak pictures again today.
The better the steak, the bigger the zap.
GO!

2025-03-20 21:27:44

#GM
🤙 https://image.nostr.build/3e29c7d46ddc9143ae1997bb421e32c7664263329d8690d21bf571e3459cafb4.jpg

2025-03-19 21:10:45

Remember when software came with an instruction booklet.

2025-03-19 07:07:14

Ya never know
https://image.nostr.build/325e2202599716c82f67d2dea5a2cb84e000c162bf92421eb15c3dd0254463f2.jpg
#nevent1q…2afj

2025-03-17 06:16:35

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#GM
🤙

2025-03-17 05:23:14

What ever happened to survival of the fittest?
These warnings are getting ridiculous.
To what lengths must one go to, to avoid getting sued!
https://image.nostr.build/c8e7ab3b107c32edfe2857e86cbe96658f1ab983b3edafa49e68c0f41b657ae4.jpg

2025-03-16 09:13:37

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#GM
🤙

2025-03-16 09:12:51

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#GM
🤙

2025-03-15 23:50:05

Big deal, I translated it to 17 different languages.
#nevent1q…n9du

2025-03-15 22:49:58

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Looks like Glenelg?
1.8mm of rain down here so far.

2025-03-15 09:22:27

K, I'm outta sats for today. Will recharge tomorrow.
GN

2025-03-15 09:21:37

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#GM
🤙

2025-03-15 09:17:11

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What about a blockchain?

2025-03-15 08:48:23

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#GM 🤙

2025-03-15 08:26:42

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6.6mm for the year so far.
Forecast for up to 10mm tomorrow.
It's savage today. Windy AF too.
I've never been so excited about rain in my life.

2025-03-15 07:43:03

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Rain tomorrow 🤞

2025-03-11 09:56:55

#GN
🤙
#macro https://image.nostr.build/e66f127561a4bf756b32581635ad6db2c641726b17cccd8f6ffed8e4d8e9d95f.jpg

2025-03-10 06:32:51

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What responsibilities does this nighttime crew have?

2025-03-10 06:24:25

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What time is night? In what location? And yes.

2025-03-10 01:48:01

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Especially how mad they'll be at the parents that didn't get it cheap.

2025-03-10 01:46:21

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Very nice. What's the chart app for your lock screen?

2025-03-09 23:40:01

All those complaining about daylight savings, I motion we all move to a blocktime standard.
And for those worried about granularity and precision timing: relax. I'll see you in about ten minutes.

2025-03-09 23:29:48

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Technically it's borrowing

2025-03-09 20:27:09

#GM
🤙
https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/7644119b18ec56b5b2779e0d035e7712a9d669dbfbe5b2c5f458cb564afb6c95/9dbfffdbcbcff3f15dca42d7d2ca6712ea9e250e9b2f4c6ce4707b555f6e3e3b.webp

2025-03-08 21:13:22

A point to consider.
In the eyes of the US government, printing money to buy bitcoin does not directly impact the taxpayer, and so adheres to their SBR policies. It's a very greedy thing to do, which probably means they're going to do it.
Devalued dollar, plus dried-up bitcoin liquidity = moon.
Prepare accordingly.

2025-03-06 01:33:53

Frankenmeat seen today at Coles.
Stay away from any pork with 'tender and juicy' on it.
#seedoils https://image.nostr.build/c02ce400b108b77b51a705ed7ac3751db221a417da55cef588f222bfa2742502.jpg https://image.nostr.build/0b690e0c0a307c9aed9f52309857204b2fb5c262042bd867f1af7ada12c81e61.jpg

2025-03-05 22:28:50

There's like zero zaps this morning. Just a bunch of emojis. 🤔
Damn you, cashu!

2025-03-05 19:23:17

GM, take flight.
🤙 https://image.nostr.build/5fb2ba990a7457891ab64bf5975cae05ae6aca26716a09001784426bde2f84e1.jpg

2025-03-04 04:15:49

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Exactly. Not even by force, unless they know who and how the keys are stored.

2025-03-04 03:43:41

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2025-03-04 03:41:31

Imagine lending someone dollars so they can use it to buy bitcoin from you. Rather than just buying bitcoin with your own money.
It's this a good strategy?
Asking for the IMF.

2025-03-04 03:33:28

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#nevent1q…smtp

2025-03-04 03:33:01

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ES just smash-bought the dip with IMF money. Having to disclose what you bought with their money is not necessarily bending the knee.

2025-03-03 03:20:46

I approve
#nevent1q…c55t

2025-03-01 20:36:54

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https://image.nostr.build/e0db9e30efdd43b8e07f3cde518f6f93d69f937a6ad9cde4bcfc7bffb6e89792.jpg

2025-03-01 10:01:10

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It's not splitting hairs.
It's mathematical.

2025-02-28 20:32:52

GM
🤙 https://image.nostr.build/3a8125674db8da9c60c88c1b689b12f9aea7a73e259ae8d1a7f4ff3568fe91f8.jpg

2025-02-27 22:13:17

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That IS the old way of doing fries.

2025-02-25 23:32:55

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That's dinner

2025-02-24 22:31:42

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I kinda feel like I won it. 😂

2025-02-24 20:06:41

GM
🤙
https://image.nostr.build/670ebb3ac9aa428ea14a16a6aaf779d8cce1ad2c8de265ed7cf7ff7ca9a6708e.jpg

2025-02-22 20:58:58

GM 🇦🇺
#straya
https://image.nostr.build/d571986a2a8d6548ed899ed2f8ffd780b3fa04b2af6388d947d6db788b74b557.jpg

2025-02-21 08:27:08

#aksnostr
Is there a fairly simple way to generate a MIDI input using an onboard mic in Linux.
Essentially I want a laptop to 'understand' an acoustic #piano or other instrument in real time (even if it's just tones).

2025-02-21 05:18:43

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Trump's google history:
"Where do I buy large quantities of lead"
"Where do I buy gold spray paint"

2025-02-20 03:25:49

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I took it upon myself to zap everyone anyway.
EVERYBODY GETS A SAT!

2025-02-19 01:13:00

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It's not the buildings that appreciate, it's the land.
The land is the asset
The building is the liability

2025-02-18 05:54:44

We now have a rooster.
Meet Balrog!
#farmstr
https://image.nostr.build/1e3e3ba1cd6bc1b4991bb407d49e3c7f1ac8274a474bbf04ede7c1f182516daa.jpg

2025-02-17 09:25:33

GN
🤙
https://image.nostr.build/ed2e61914fe909e940c785ea637b81c1ef3f9f59efd99fe27171239454f51e67.jpg

2025-02-17 07:10:00

When they audit Fort Knox, all they're going to find is a bunch of gold. 😂

2025-02-15 20:31:23

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You'll love it.
I haven't turned back.

2025-02-15 04:51:47

Roses are red,
Poetry sucks,
I'm a bitcoiner,
I do whatever I want.

2025-02-15 04:47:05

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Nostriches in SA are based.

2025-02-14 21:01:31

GM
🤙 https://image.nostr.build/2a218bd445d0c41fa3c0b9db6aeac1589efffe41c6c7fdce6a724fbd47f8e109.jpg

2025-02-13 09:32:32

Do I keep going?
I'm rapidly running out of material.
#nevent1q…9kj8

2025-02-13 00:03:35

Sign #30 you might be a bitcoiner:
On paper you've had 3 kitchen renovations and 5 bathroom renovations in the past year.
In reality, you live in shed with no furniture.
#nevent1q…37ty

2025-02-12 04:25:26

Putting your religious beliefs in your bio is just as nonsensical as putting your pronouns in there.
Nobody cares. And if they do, they shouldn't.

2025-02-12 02:00:35

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We don't go to the supermarket very often anymore, but the last couple of times, no eggs.

2025-02-12 00:09:46

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Can confirm.
Our neighbours are all buying water in now.
Feed is low as a result.
This will be reflected in meat prices at the shops soon.

2025-02-11 22:34:25

Sign #29 you might be a bitcoiner:
You have 7 different banks accounts, all empty.
#nevent1q…wcnk

2025-02-11 08:10:38

You should wave to everybody you drive past. I do.
Why?
Because, why not?
Be friendly.
It's hard to get upset when you're friendly and others are friendly back.
👋

2025-02-11 07:09:23

Our 'G-bangers' compared to the best 'supermarket' snags you can buy.
LFG
https://image.nostr.build/45afbbac9b9709f5d4a4b01fd3b407129d89a58098b7f954d3fd32fca76157d0.jpg
#nevent1q…7cfl

2025-02-11 05:24:11

So, after processing Guacamole, aside from 250kg of steak, roasts, mince and bones, we now have around 300 sausages.
We will now be referring to said sausages as:
G-bangers

2025-02-09 23:40:48

You're lucky I don't block you. https://image.nostr.build/e4765c9ef3da63c95e5c719eedb97445180dff031a90af41aa8dfc5efa84958c.jpg

2025-02-08 20:32:24

Sign #28 you might be a bitcoiner:
Whenever you buy 2 pizzas you weigh up the opportunity cost of buying bitcoin instead and holding it for ten years.
#nevent1q…kkh9

2025-02-08 20:29:03

GM
#photography
https://image.nostr.build/810cf90221fc1a6358535a9f69815ead51ef45893e9220de96242e143aa4f9f3.jpg

2025-02-07 20:50:39

Sign #27 you might be a bitcoiner:
You go see your accountant.
It takes 3 hours, but in the end he's much more comfortable about his finances.
#nevent1q…sw2j

2025-02-07 05:35:43

Sign #26 you might be a bitcoiner:
All of your friends are highly regarded
#nevent1q…kkty

2025-02-05 17:37:41

The only thing of worth you're going to have from your mundane, multi-decade career is any bitcoin you decided to stack. Nobody is impressed by your loyalty or how many participation trophies you received.
Trust me. You're just a number. A replaceable cog in a machine designed to rob you of your time. I've been there. I'm just grateful for bitcoin.

2025-02-01 22:32:48

#asknostr
Is there a decent FB marketplace clone for nostr yet?

2025-02-01 04:10:25

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I believe that's how they used to open and close lightning channels in the early days of bitcoin.
You might find one in an old, old wooden ship.

2025-02-01 00:03:30

Shower thought:
Nostr relays collectively act as a transparent ledger in lightning transactions when users zap each other. 🤯
Nostr is like the freakin blockchain of zaps.

2025-01-31 23:44:48

Implemented a tariff on my raw milk. (+1000%)
Seems to be the latest craze.
Oh, but I'll waive it if you pay in bitcoin.
https://image.nostr.build/8035a18b88028fd939d9557f0fa901f7c17d624fd58ab30e4e35f9ff28eb37ed.jpg

2025-01-29 22:48:40

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Then we're back to the good ol days of, whoever is wealthiest controls the information.

2025-01-29 21:50:16

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I may be wrong here, but the malleability of notes has to be approved by relays to ensure no funny business is going on.
I'll give you an example.
You post a note (url) that says 'like' and 'boost' if you like puppies.
Then a day later you change the word 'puppies' to 'government'.
This may have a reputational effect on anyone that interacted with your note. Use your imagination on more sinister examples.

2025-01-27 23:08:38

This is what real milk looks like.
Our calves are now weaned, so I'm taking 5L of milk from our dairy cow every day. @nprofile…r3a8 has upped the production of cream, butter, cheese, icecream and yoghurt.
Our kitchen just levelled up.
#homesteading
#milkstr
#cheesestr
#dairy
https://image.nostr.build/5f21594d80e6a6126cbbff9ac3675e59e7aa48f1e79576a208e204ee43baaa65.jpg

2025-01-27 06:33:31

The best is yet to come
#nevent1q…fd7s

2025-01-27 03:25:50

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Bob doesn't need Tom's resources. He can find/make them himself for free.
Better yet, they can share resources knowing there's infinite resources for free to replace them.

2025-01-27 03:21:33

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Example:
If you can mine the resources and build a robot with free energy, and you can power that robot for free and have it produce the resources to sustain and enhance your life so you can spend your time being creative in turn advancing civilisation, then what is the necessity of money?

2025-01-27 02:29:03

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My point was more to do with the lack of necessity of money (especially when backed by energy) in a society that can create as much of whatever it wants for free.

2025-01-27 01:42:21

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Ironically, free and abundant energy actually destroys Bitcoin's use case.

2025-01-26 10:57:45

GN
#photography
https://image.nostr.build/1498c144f35313a45a3bfcf1939cdcb8015232d4b19371e9197da97d7332d887.jpg

2025-01-24 21:37:08

If you delete Twitter and redirect that energy to nostr, I guarantee you will be rewarded for it.

2025-01-23 23:23:37

#aksnostr #help
On #amethyst
I'm assuming when you set your language, it will automatically translate notes in other languages to that setting.
Can you disable the auto translate function for certain languages.
Ie. I'm bilingual and would prefer to see English and Spanish notes in their native form, but auto translate other languages to English.