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2025-04-13 00:00:43

I kinda like you nostriches, so I'm going to do you all a favour and share a life changing hack you should implement.

Go to your hardware store.
Find the fake turf section.
Get 0.5m of the softest, most premium turf. (The rolls are usually about 6 ft wide.)
This will cost you about $40
Now cut in in half.
Now put each of the halves in your bathrooms.

For $20 per bathmat, you can step out of the shower onto grass. You never really have to wash it. It drains by design. It looks cool AF. It's a talking point and you never have to buy bathmats again.

You're welcome.

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