corndalorian

memes. music. bitcoin.

Public Key

npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5

NIP-05 Address

corndalorian@primal.net

NIP-57 Address

corndalorian@primal.net

Profile Code

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nos.lol

premium.primal.net

relay.damus.io

Author Public Key

npub1lrnvvs6z78s9yjqxxr38uyqkmn34lsaxznnqgd877j4z2qej3j5s09qnw5

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Last Notes

2025-06-11 19:48:02

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😂🫡

2025-06-11 19:47:25

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2025-06-11 12:49:22

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2025-06-10 22:46:26

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Lmao 🤣 It’s funny because it’s true. I spent the better part of a decade being Linux only. Learned a lot. The most important lesson I learned was to use a Mac. 😂

2025-06-10 22:44:04

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2025-06-10 18:55:34

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😂
https://blossom.primal.net/6999bf1debce42e353320b1217a892c497a6b7ee0bc8783d4f8fc72ad956ebc5.jpg

2025-06-10 17:32:15

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😁😁

2025-06-10 17:30:22

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2025-06-10 12:22:08

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Nailed it 😂

2025-06-10 12:09:44

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2025-06-10 11:49:56

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😂🫡

2025-06-10 11:27:12

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True. Those McAssholes

2025-06-09 20:08:58

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https://blossom.primal.net/6999bf1debce42e353320b1217a892c497a6b7ee0bc8783d4f8fc72ad956ebc5.jpg

2025-06-09 15:27:46

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2025-06-09 13:11:52

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I got you dawg
https://blossom.primal.net/4e62ef0517b8eefc65695db887cb2e972c31b5fd3b43ea213efbf0ee115a1e76.jpg

2025-06-09 13:09:14

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“Don’t believe what you see. Believe our interpretation of if it on your behalf.”

2025-06-09 11:40:39

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I have pocket-liked a post here and there, and if that’s not the most embarrassing thing then idk what is. lol

2025-06-09 01:11:57

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Excellent

2025-06-09 00:57:33

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“Who am I to judge if a single shred of mozzarella cheese is all they can afford to order?” 😂

2025-06-09 00:45:17

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Imagine being proud to be an absolute fucktard.

2025-06-09 00:44:28

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It’s as stupid and wasteful as ordering a pizza to be delivered one shred of mozzarella cheese at a time.

2025-06-08 00:38:59

https://blossom.primal.net/85bc614bc80088f739b9143a8981904f2a02b001b37d72ed5c2e2f4eb080d0d4.jpg

2025-06-07 13:53:46

Hint: Go left 💜🧡
#nevent1q…knez

2025-06-07 11:53:39

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💯 The idea is right. The execution is wrong, and without using and experiencing nostr and bitcoin I probably wouldn’t see that. Integrating your socials, content, and money online makes things very streamlined and convenient. But millions of people doing that on a centralized platform that controls all of them is a disaster waiting to happen. Nostr and Bitcoin achieve that integration while remaining open and preserving user choice and freedom.

2025-06-07 11:49:37

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😂🫂🫡

2025-06-07 00:59:15

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2025-06-06 20:44:18

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https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/6023037672e490131ef537fb/d621e91b-12e2-4fcd-a3f4-924157be6825/stop+being+poor.jpg

2025-06-06 19:27:02

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Yes @nprofile…3lp8 👆👆

2025-06-06 19:10:09

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🫡

2025-06-06 19:08:19

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Heads up, can’t zap you
https://blossom.primal.net/8dab1021ac251cc316da33f2937154eb0e033f743189a864a47be6201f530c35.png

2025-06-06 19:07:28

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Keep Soap-nado 🌪️ in your back pocket for the future. It’s catchy 🤣🫂

2025-06-06 19:04:57

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Blackout
Soot Slayer
Midnight Glow
Soap-nado 🌪️

2025-06-06 18:14:21

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hahaha photoshop fixes this 🤣

2025-06-06 16:53:46

😂
https://blossom.primal.net/d6065e848f71d07252bbdd22922892138f08bf87138c6f937a9b9b72f9d40101.mov
#nevent1q…l9e2

2025-06-06 14:45:24

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Your zaps have flowed a little too valiantly 🤣

2025-06-06 14:43:13

https://blossom.primal.net/ec6484b853811930427a79296a87b0fadd38e40f26fbece3d16016f99f85a7ba.jpg

2025-06-06 14:34:25

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No place I’d rather be 🔥🚀

2025-06-06 13:34:12

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2025-06-06 12:42:16

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Lolol I’ve participated in my share of zap battles and the like with irresponsibly large amounts of sats 🤣 I mostly only zap big now when it’s content I truly loved. I’ll give you yours back tho 🤣🤣

2025-06-06 12:35:43

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John… they weren’t ACTUALLY my Asian tourist spies.

2025-06-06 12:17:26

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I know. They told me all about it. 👀🤣

2025-06-06 12:05:26

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What if they’re casing you and that’s why you constantly see them? 👀

2025-06-06 11:59:54

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LMAO 🤣 @nprofile…6hjl out here zapping people like it’s 2023 😂

2025-06-06 11:42:44

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2025-06-06 00:58:52

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🤣🤣

2025-06-06 00:25:02

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2025-06-05 23:44:16

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Yes 💜🤣
https://blossom.primal.net/b8655f4efebdb02034f9c27e9ac7a443e7c33bbc380e9b19a7b544ab9ba116d1.jpg

2025-06-05 21:42:22

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/fFGHNVEvJEUAAAAC/garthwaynes-praising.gif

2025-06-05 21:40:12

110%
#nevent1q…w9wd

2025-06-05 21:36:02

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2025-06-05 21:24:17

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2025-06-05 19:58:12

😂
https://blossom.primal.net/6400354bf98943245c29d6d6e23f0a627e6a45fde930a85a1692d921e0c0b7a0.jpg

2025-06-05 19:40:40

BREAKING: After latest spat between Elon and Trump, leftists are being caught on camera fixing damaged Teslas. 😂

2025-06-05 13:27:06

Leaving your phone unlocked in your pocket in 2025
https://blossom.primal.net/fa179cda0b8c0f3f6e90e3468e74dafe6611c01cd4fb228232a895beb0909f75.jpg

2025-06-05 12:58:04

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I can think of one like that too. Might be the same person 🤣

2025-06-05 11:37:19

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2025-06-04 22:37:26

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For postpaid plans they run a credit check.

2025-06-04 21:45:56

At this point your SSN is most likely public information 😂
https://hackread.com/hackers-leak-86m-att-records-with-decrypted-ssns/

2025-06-04 21:16:33

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💜🫡 Thanks for responding! The most important part works, and that is the sats getting to the fundraising page 😁

2025-06-04 20:32:25

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For what it’s worth, I checked it in Nostur, Damus, and Primal, and I don’t see it in any of those.

2025-06-04 20:23:01

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forgot to attach the screenshot. this was the note i zapped.
https://blossom.primal.net/bc4267e20a84787c5d2d6626a686a7722e70609f91a41779a27d12ed8ee45819.jpg

2025-06-04 20:22:32

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What about on the original nostr note that was zapped? For instance, I sent the zap on this note, but it does it does not show up there even though it shows on the Geyser page itself. Thanks for the feedback, btw. 💜

2025-06-04 20:18:24

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I probably worded the question poorly. What I mean to ask is, are the zaps supposed to also reflect on the individual notes that were zapped on nostr?

2025-06-04 19:47:21

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*only on ios and macos

2025-06-04 19:03:38

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Nostur is one of my favorite clients. I meant to say above that it is *only on iOS and macOS 😅. I use it a lot so if you have any questions about it I can try to help. Also the dev is @nprofile…efjw and is amazing and very helpful.

2025-06-04 18:36:16

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Hmm yea I see. I thought that zaps used to show with Geyser addresses in the past, but maybe I’m wrong. Tagging @npub1kmw…xqk9 in case they see this and can clarify.

2025-06-04 18:25:30

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Just zapped ya.

2025-06-04 17:44:49

It should come as no surprise that you need to be social on a “social network” in order for people to want to be social back towards you. 😂
https://blossom.primal.net/600bcbcf354b2d8774da891efbe988b03476ccd644ead53d68a01d57f9e4aa7d.jpg

2025-06-04 17:39:34

Stay humble, and stack a healthy reply ratio.

2025-06-04 13:48:13

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🫂

2025-06-04 12:27:04

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wait-this-isn’t-great-again-it’s-just-anal-sex.jpg

2025-06-04 12:23:24

Suggestion @nprofile…mdf3 to add a button on this new post dialog to switch to the article/long-form editor. The current way of publishing a new article is to go to the Reads tab and then start a new post from there, and that is not intuitive.
https://blossom.primal.net/ccfb175184b9a6c31aca71d165c6a694368c78dd13f8023fd5d67b2b8bd1357f.png

2025-06-04 12:02:21

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Slowly, then suddenly…your bitcoin is gone. 🤣

2025-06-04 11:57:34

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2025-06-03 23:18:27

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Loving Misty Breez. Would you consider adding a nostr contact book to it? If we could link a npub to Misty Breez and have it pull in our nostr contacts with their Lightning addresses, that would be amazing.

2025-06-03 19:26:12

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That’s what Mallers said in his conference speech. This would appear to leave the door open to that down the road, even if they don’t do it right now.

2025-06-03 18:31:37

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Gotta give Strike full custody of at least 2x your loan amount for collateral. Also…
#nevent1q…0lw4

2025-06-03 18:17:46

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2025-06-03 16:37:47

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Imagine what it can predict from my memes 😅🤣

2025-06-03 16:21:58

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Oof 😅

2025-06-03 16:15:17

New game show idea:
“Is it AI or Indians?” 😂
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2025-06-03 14:30:38

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Reactions ARE worse than nothing. Just do nothing in a post if you can’t muster the attention span to do more than that because it’s clearly unimportant to you anyway. 😂

2025-06-03 14:26:21

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Even boring 🥱 comments > reactions. 😂 Reactions are the laziest, most meaningless attempt at communicating. Complete waste of time.

2025-06-03 12:02:01

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Looks like it used to be possible to fake zap other people back when zaps were new, which was what I thought I remembered too, but here’s where it was fixed in Damus. No doubt some of the other clients had the issue too and fixed it after this. Nostr.band probably never purged those from their stats, as I think that’s the only place now you can see that.
https://github.com/damus-io/damus/issues/1357
https://blossom.primal.net/ba4acbc6fe2fd809fa2b5b59b1e7e526afa1baa49b6cd741b717642d698ee301.jpg

2025-06-03 11:52:38

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2025-06-02 22:36:47

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@nprofile…qrf8 can say for sure but I think this was Semisol’s doing a couple years ago 😂

2025-06-02 19:01:37

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2025-06-02 16:31:19

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It takes one to gnar one. 😂

2025-06-02 16:27:02

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Isn’t that how Australians say “no”? 😂

2025-06-02 16:24:29

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That, or create a npub that follows all the news npubs and then add its feed to my list in Primal.

2025-06-02 16:22:09

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I don’t think there’s a way yet to add a relay feed in Primal. Primal does let you add any user’s feed as one of your custom feeds. Too bad relays don’t have npubs. 😂

2025-06-02 15:48:23

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A dedicated news feed, or even a dedicated news app, would be my preference. I don’t want it most of the time in my main feed. I don’t follow the news bots or accounts like Flash because it overwhelms my feed. But a quick scroll on a news feed or app to catch up would be perfect. Don’t need to interact with it, just read the headlines and click through to any articles I main want to dig into more. That’s essentially the function X serves currently, until something on nostr can replace it.

2025-06-02 14:54:54

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It isn’t just that story. It’s pretty much ANY non-Bitcoin related developments in current events. Nostr is not a good source for most news, yet.

2025-06-02 14:45:46

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💯😂
https://blossom.primal.net/80a697d129a8afac4dd001105dc4268cc23cadbb8017b590d6f1b37c1200adbd.jpg

2025-06-02 14:19:45

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😂🫡

2025-06-02 14:14:07

Sometimes you may have to go back into the Matrix even after finding Nostr. The key is to be a Neo, not a Cypher. 😂🫂
#nevent1q…r8zu

2025-06-02 14:10:52

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For some, it would seem 😂

2025-06-02 14:06:27

You can just be realistic about current nostr adoption. 😂

2025-06-02 14:05:09

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Hilarious 🤣

2025-06-02 13:56:00

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No shit Sherlock, and outside of nostr, and unfortunately not as much ON nostr. 😂 Nostr has a ways to go before it’s THE go-to place for all content.