Last Notes
What non tech stonks do y'all like for fiat accounts where BTC is not an option
And don't fucking say MSTR else you're banned from nostr
Sorry this is actually weighed in football fields
Favorite snack right now
Greek yogurt, mixed berries, wild honey, peanut butter granola, bee pollen
https://relay.utxo.one/6d923fe0c6f4c5778467dc446cb403fd19377f98897eb5e9dabb4b0912a057ed.jpg
Who's giving steroids to the sweet potatoes
https://relay.utxo.one/21289912408b8081b62bac18e1515ceffaa3deb274bf49c5430ff8d949791064.jpg
Yep just same address as relay
Hmmm what issues specifically? Can you describe or screenshot?
USA more French than Canada 💀
https://relay.utxo.one/230fdfe77e152e3af5a087404139a595240f23cdedfacaf36e4ac2bb4ae85c8e.mp4
Yep available to anyone with no kyc, since it uses nwc there are no restrictions. You can also self host it
Ty! Tried to zap https://relay.utxo.one/25f77fcb304fb22f4bc6ca86720d8adf16d6c4d941f4723fbddc53f4926c73e9.jpg
Can I get some nwc users to help me test a patreon prototype please (round 2)
Just put a fake email in, it doesn't check
https://support.utxo.one
I expect blocks to be full and the mempool to have tens of thousands of transactions in queue if we really have millions of users
Wait is it actually true you need to kyc to jerk off in France or is this parody
No more vacations in Chad, damn, are you guys gonna be alright?
#nevent1q…3w6x
Let's play a game
Testnet or mainnet?
https://relay.utxo.one/dd9e290c40b0e2761ab818c9173b98332641e59f16fb748a41a2d656de507376.jpg
When it's the morning and you need to read gms on nostr https://relay.utxo.one/f557b6c2c03f280fdfd636dc95d721b906a9bf845d58064ef56e2b0ca31e0bfe.mp4
Reading the room
https://relay.utxo.one/1fc320857c69a182aa68101165de5fff3029928df0cb15e72d773fe625f5fda9.mp4
https://relay.utxo.one/15bb2c43e177f24262236dfe7c61aa856f6d1e74d8df4048767e585589a8605b.jpg
Can we normalize having family sigils? This shit is gangster
https://relay.utxo.one/b64ab776068a8a63025b22a951511e339f74f8f43198be32b63b8c9c382de2cc.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/843aa38c5c1aa0f3d0cc9438313e43cce0e3c4ef8bc0e4ae37aeb22c551be583.mp4
Oi that's why we use chilis innit ya fookin spoon
Beef, onions, garlic, chilis, salt
https://relay.utxo.one/03dea974dd32909d14d4aa4e4a30892098b01394008196b1d317adebbbe20bf8.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/2c519c3af4032d78439dfe286768f7973b7f2ca78449cfff02e36f902833a6dc.mp4
psyop https://relay.utxo.one/e2bc2db693e724cee2e090efb5b67927e533dfbf5afae14c069a1312d5c14f84.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/a5e24c4a5ff9eade5bea1da64ab9acc285a19f1af2f501e9f526f4f362106558.mp4
https://relay.utxo.one/f4ed76d4c856c837e0e9d6c857a819d5b561e0653a6e68ed54b5c1a522543cae.jpg
If only there was another system :)
Nodes are higher stakes than browsers sir. Often running side by side hot wallets and lnd and so on
What nwc provider are you using? Can you dm me the connection string please
Because that's what the world uses
Can anyone with an nwc wallet help me test out this subscription patreon/OnlyFans app pls 🙏
https://support.utxo.one/
Pssshh, you still believe the experts?
I have some memes from anonymous frog nyms you should see
Yesterday was awful here too, today much better
Andrew Huberman says the scientifically optimal time to drink coffee is over an hour after you wake up
Shut the fuck up bitch https://relay.utxo.one/22f4142d95a0e25ad41ea631ac685f8e35f6272c3e8576bc82d51713ddc506f0.jpg
69 degrees
Clear sky, max sunshine
Cool breeze off the lake
Can't be in a bad mood today
Might at least make "people also bought" section funnier
People will say that about you in due time
I don't think it's a good idea to run a node with a single maintainer who pushes directly to main and doesn't even know how to custody coins tbh :/ even though I like the ideas he implemented
Does anyone else order from Amazon in a way to trip out the workers?
For example I just ordered dog treats, toilet paper and condoms
I'm such a boomer still writing my own codes, but it satisfies my ocd itch, vibe coding doesn't hit the same
Religious texts are just memes that got passed on for so long people forgot what they were referencing
Buy hardware only when needed, if your coins are deep cold there's no need to have hardware ready to go
(I don't do this, but I can see how it would work)
I'm actually thinking just make it completely open but have some kind of hashed uri so it's just harder to discover, because it's not much of a leak to be open... Not the sexiest solution, but I do think haven needs this
When you're in court but the judge is a nostrich so you're safe https://relay.utxo.one/f280de98fe05173a46c42713ecaf4d2989d320e53afbd0acb0b451762d73cc73.mp4
Actually it doesn't, a little tougher to think through because NWC connections don't use your npub
I do want to add it though as some point
For now, I built this private money relay:
https://github.com/bitvora/wallet-relay
Works with cashu wallets and nwc and zaps
Our brains are already smooth so volatility is ez
https://relay.utxo.one/234f10d4ad74b0ed6c8b526cf2805fc9b8f7ad7367a8a945bcffdfaf7eb06239.mp4
https://relay.utxo.one/5542364641e905e36abc2cfb2b8cb4814d4092b7eb62fc7581b2e7fe0f0fb8f2.jpg
Nothing special sir just meat and potatoes and eggs 😋
He's wearing his entire net worth
When I was college aged I was all about the cougars tbh
Maybe like 10 so $5.5/meal? Very high protein
About 5 days of groceries for $55 USD (75 CAD)
Is this considered expensive or am I out of touch?
https://relay.utxo.one/b2d4daf92d8c8fbd95a9068419167ce0f836f3629ea633cef6ef9b7cfaa70a24.jpg
Spencer Schiff's girlfriend: https://relay.utxo.one/246706f099307c1afdbd1d2275a13218b1b0dc9db9c687b25cfc3c121acbcd35.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/d577e9e6702a3fbad2c6d77e6c3069a3f8deeff491f7d3aee427b8f2d211fa8c.jpg
Ty sir also https://relay.utxo.one/0407515f3d2ce25c77062f6e975eb24e7301947c0962a81d9e7377c8d1704c93.jpg
Squat and bench PR
Missed deadlift and overhead press
Human being addicted to their phone
Any chance you on adding lifting functions or strictly running app?
Nostr: where we have more apps than users
Hit two PRs, missed two
Happy with that
#nevent1q…muss
God damn air quality is awful in Toronto today
https://relay.utxo.one/cae3b59a30edc1b838ad360497ac0365d3354fc8a0cd01f6f5e48cd01f4588c8.mp4
I believe something created the universe but it has nothing to do with Jesus or Mohammed or Zeus or oris or any other myth humans created
I don't believe whatever created the universe has individual plans for smart monkies on a random planet anymore than it has a plan for the spider I just squished with me shoe
Simulation... Maybe
Scaled 💀 more hopium that styling the price as 0.1M
Maga be like "case closed"
Nah agnostic is too unsure about everything
I'm 100% sure atheists are cringe
https://relay.utxo.one/7929ddb6affb649d294cfcead4973efcd63a7c681d5a1fe204695ba5f7ebfdbd.mp4
I hate to burst the bubble but
If cycles are real, the bear market is coming soon
Every cycle people think this time is different
But it never is
THERE IS CINNAMON AND VANILLA EXTRACT
Cc @nprofile…zknt rate this banana bread
Do more friendly government policies and ETF adoption increase the risk of 6102 attacks?
Use WoT relays only sir this has been solved long ago 🫡
Deload week complete
Full of banana bread
Going for PRs today 🏋️
Yes
https://aegis.utxo.one/
Yes that's what I was looking for
What's the name for people who aren't religious but think 'proud atheists' are super cringe?
Anytime a coinjoin bitcoiner gets arrested I become unhinged and vanish
https://relay.utxo.one/aadaff4567ec71d6c0e56de5e0bfe365354764f7a9853edef858f65c95aadf29.mp4
Bitcoiners on their second cycle:
https://relay.utxo.one/1cbba58c5e94cfa64a4ce3866cb96607ca92e4b9c638ff4dc9de9ec1473ebc6a.mp4
Random twitter user saves America
https://relay.utxo.one/a35d4710de37e14bf3053cdc7b0b298779f2f77f651369909184a3d442b53418.mp4
Heading to the voting booth to decide which pedo told the best lies
https://relay.utxo.one/ec9a1256ac07105c0518ed7eb84f298d7bd3f22f9e1735dee4e68b3a12b2e44f.gif
https://relay.utxo.one/87dd1b10cd5070b3933c2c579e48428d6e5107e42736f7a90a02a9ad0389cff6.jpg
Opsec
https://relay.utxo.one/1e11f29a93ae5e2845ab6bcea34408aebc14c2f428b3c84545e0324caf30140f.jpg
Nostr right now
https://relay.utxo.one/1e3eeeef50c5087fe129afdcd3047380a724ae1513ee101ac4dfe7f56cf67fa1.jpg
Unintentionally helping Bitcoin
#nevent1q…259n
I did play with it but definitely not at the same level as poly market
Almost ready, I'll announce it in coming weeks
Not to self host it of course. If you want us to be your custodian, there is kyc on accounts that do 5k+ in transaction volume per month
That doesn't sound too bad if the filters are tight enough no?
https://relay.utxo.one/5ec10733a2e57264b1c2cb4f5d38059cfd468b4d6f29b152d38183a330fa937e.jpg
This product is a Bitcoin subscription service powered by nwc. Like stripe for Bitcoin
Pricing
https://relay.utxo.one/2fd9d76192f3eececb8485c40a5af57fbede6c80faa02a757fcf5f67efe19b59.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/1ff1128f185e26579d7c3c19c2b4a0df884376488fb807cb29f74f39de4b9d9f.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/5c7bb54de93a6e922f00e90ec8a4bee23c7be954c11700ef73e2391d39a9d700.jpg
Tobacco companies used to be very sneaky
https://relay.utxo.one/fee86a16fbc923b3652f329d2ae06a0c9444ea5fffa2f396ec4dce20c79a8051.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/a69d7fa24864165f6431f751640c56be95882225ecbb0323275f0063f36d8052.jpg
Home prices are falling quite nicely here in Canada, which is very good to see
Glad he's enjoying it!! Vancouver is really nice in the winter
God damned illegals
https://relay.utxo.one/6e389a1211314e366443f06da9d80d8313fa542f1f68a3b397cbafab97e8ea31.mp4
https://relay.utxo.one/1c7a7240a1273a6d8d7228c7264d23a9a76e6884777907b8f93f7ac229abd740.mp4
Had no idea I could put bread in a weed bag https://relay.utxo.one/2dbea6d7b5cc61becab70350346485f13ab47fe770d751e4fd5ba12e5eeb4c13.jpg
Veterans: murdering people overseas on the orders of pedos and central bankers
I love his lines
"Oh you're unemployed? That just leaves jobs for others, helping the economy. I respect that"
Guilty pleasure: watching pedos get rekt on YouTube
https://relay.utxo.one/f226ffc84ea93c5044f9216acb7a5ce13e5f2f84c29926e1927805ac32a5db18.mp4
Wasn't intentionally gluten free, just trying maximize protein, which is why I went with almond flour instead of normal flour
Yeah fluffyness came from baking powder and baking soda and a splash of vinegar
As a liberal, am I supposed to keep destroying Teslas now?
Gonna check in with bluesky for answers
Me af right now
Watching Trump and Elon fight and Bitcoin crashing while making banana bread https://relay.utxo.one/c50cdbcc3083da25f73023a4e2075a6a918615558b71178054f976f20941c235.jpg
Yes this is banana bread for lifters sir
I will next time I want to improve it a bit more before I stamp my name on it
Much better second try 😀
Almond flour, protein powder, Greek yogurt
https://relay.utxo.one/81a135f57dbed178c7362594b1b561c8cf21719d45eb76dca59e4607708fba7b.jpg
#nevent1q…5u6j
It imports notes from other relays that the user specifies. It doesn't sign any notes or have access to nsecs
https://relay.utxo.one/2f87f423dc9cc2b7cd927b592a5a82d0dfc5095c4505ddc71407ebc22175a854.jpg
#nevent1q…wzl0
Id rather have a stand alone relay/blossom admin that can work with any relay or blossom server instead of a haven specific one. Please vibe coders get to work!
😊🏋️
https://relay.utxo.one/82bf941982654dfe684462e80322aa5511a23d1feea6f5b1cf3c074dd62b669c.jpg
Why does that food smell so good starter pack:
https://relay.utxo.one/507db5c2bd4f412a9b24a1883d1771267d5a4fac6c99da913e4b66a35e614f8e.jpg
When chain analysis thinks your coins are lost because you never move them https://relay.utxo.one/ba458aef2d0d9518d4d9fabcbef9ab861ee697ef3ea0e9231f4a37f67371a18e.jpg
Saylor doesn't know what a seed phrase is, he lots into Coinbase with email
https://relay.utxo.one/5f773488aa915c01ca24021dd510d477d4b23a081e0cfc98b6b5810a4d454f99.mp4
How can anyone say AI is a bubble? Look at the value
https://relay.utxo.one/52a779272cc22d82e1a188fa17a2b32517c131687816ee6b4caacdf522b4201d.mp4
Every app is a dating app if you're Indian enough
They are happier and nicer
Good morning 🌞
https://relay.utxo.one/75c087240af7836fc07f6c3489b7471269696039375e028d9759494f69af79d4.mp4
There is a whole world to build data centers in, if people will pay for the AI the power plants will be built
Yeah I think buying Google and Amazon stock or leaps might be interesting, AI hardware is like impossible to self host or even small hosts to compete. I don't think it's priced into their prices right now, they are even at kinda lower than average valuations
Timing I'm not sure, but if Bitcoin cycles are real, we are probably semi close to the bear market starting
Cloud companies are going to make an ungodly amount of money on AI, might want to own some of this tbh
I hope they ban credit card payments next
And I get to hang out with fiatjaf
Never visited Toronto!! gotta fix that. Even though it's a nightmare to get around, it's also pretty amazing to see the first time how absolutely massive it is. I think it's bad to live here but awesome to visit
Vancouver just rain and crackheads
Come to Toronto in late May or late September, prestine weather if you like patios and outdoorsy stuff, if you like skiing and winter stuff then BC is best in winter
And honestly if you have Bitcoin or USD it's not even expensive, it's only expensive if you get paid in Canadian dollars
Yeah no doubt, but I live well here too. Canada ain't as bad as it looks on social media. Come visit us you'll see 🇨🇦🍁
I'll be coming for stampede for sure
Family and business is here. Can't get a visa to USA. I can easily afford it (thank you Satoshi)
My family is actually from North Bay
Too far from civilization (Toronto) for me lol
https://relay.utxo.one/7217ea98bbf3c521cd1d6a0f76ca60750d361230dc2cb344482cc9ddf5ac9826.jpg
Well, the 17 days of nice weather we get each year have passed.
It is now officially too hot and humid
Block executive meetings at steak and shake
Whenever they do the native land acknowledgement all I basically hear is:
Just a reminder that we conquered you, gg
An anti fragile system gets stronger when attacked, it's not necessarily a given that state "embracing" Bitcoin is better than being hostile tbh
California attacking coins on exchanges will strengthen self custody practices, which is the best possible outcome tbh
https://www.canada.ca/en/public-safety-canada/news/2025/06/the-strong-borders-act---government-of-canada-strengthens-border-security.html
How to fill the Strategic reserve
#nevent1q…vyny
If anyone is watching I'm totally walking and not driving to dmv
Exactly how I found out updating my address 💀
Updating insurance, just found out my driver's license is 13 months expired, so I got that going for me, which is nice
Your friend is fucking retarded
It's a simple breakfast but highly effective https://relay.utxo.one/ef51937e891cd760df1e3a410ef7eb5e33ad3389078e9e63c36e8723f708e9e2.jpg
Lmfao all you my boy you earned it
@nprofile…tx22
#nevent1q…6ahs
Bro this jacked knows how to find protein anywhere
All my friends are spaghetti arm devs
God damn it movers are expensive as fuck
AI please halp
Never Forget Tiananmen Square
Fuck commies
https://relay.utxo.one/455eafbc0edc5cd23256322a651745b9cbaf9cf327b2483f553d428474bd37d0.jpg
You can also use the 'retard list' function to ignore all follows from certain people, because even if you unfollow, if your follows still follow them, they'll get into the WoT
Did you make any income while you slept?
If no, you fucked it up bro
Get some more income streams going 🫴
You'll own nothing and be happy
#nevent1q…x5d3
Send on nostr sir that's the whole reason we built it
💀 I've actually never tried, I use it with a tap signer
Bitcoin is hardest, but it's price is too volatile to borrow against. People are gonna get liquidated, I don't see it can be seen as responsible. One march 2020 black swan dump can get everyone rekt
Even 1 of 3 seems very pointless if two parties can collude to take the coins. Seeing them on chain still doesn't say much, they can still be rugged at anytime, it's a false sense of security
Imo just stay humble stack sats in cold storage, don't ever worry about any of this, and just spend/sell coins when needed
https://relay.utxo.one/a4f670d1127fa3b0cd3f21b169e82b01fe802a5567a3611bc62d3618a2bfc6ef.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/dedcd009fa3b501aaaf7521054413d30f91a0c258da7452fbe8b55dd98841413.mp4
I even remember fort Knox physical asset audit 🦗🦗🦗
https://relay.utxo.one/897e48d218bea5360143112676460239c35d61cd1be88963b58997c0cd33edb5.mp4
✅ no Epstein files
✅ No JFK files
✅ Increased taxes (tarrifs)
✅ New domestic surveillance
✅ Big beautiful spending increases
✅ Official shitcoin launched
✅ Strategic reserve of stolen Bitcoin
✅ Initiate cbdcs as stablecoins legislation
Becoming great again
Without corresponding proof of liability, it doesn't say that much. Celsius also did proof of reserves
Same I prefer just owning mstr stocks
New version of lnd (v0.19) looks pretty cool but it's a huge update so I would wait a few months before upgrading if you have a decent amount of coins on your node
Bluesky user on jeopardy
https://relay.utxo.one/4c6455406ab98b93372922c59a77645a5565f0648e8edfd090b673e38e5e8264.mp4
Good morning 🌞
https://relay.utxo.one/fe8fe66768f3e85e9ce7a815fad1bd2a982a964adf6a46d1732d9527505fc5e0.mp4
My cousin, a financial advisor, every time I ask him how his diversified portfolio is going:
https://relay.utxo.one/fd45dd0bd7f54ba0272265e99372ff5f4b841ea3c8867be2601b8cbb545d044e.jpg
Nope. That's what I have now and it's really good
I looked the upload speed isn't good enough and also not reliable enough
Internet at my new place is like 90% less bandwidth than what I have now
Self hosting dreams in shambles
Using the office of the president to shill a shitcoin on Solana is fucking wild
"people often ask me..."
Stop lying bro nobody asks you shit
Trying not to make a joke about your Freudian slip about taco being fulfilled but I can't resist
Google bought YouTube for $1.85 Billion in 2006
In 2024 it made $36 billion in profit in one year
https://relay.utxo.one/3d23fd19942cabd44d8a19b58b5fbb54b2430969049645fcd92ef59eb983bcc8.mp4
The worst part of this is the AI that makes trump look buff
I can say that corporate tax structure is extremely good, even better than USA. Flat 9% on profits.
Alberta seems nice on the surface culturally but still plenty of woke dummies especially in Calgary and Edmonton. Then add on the most brutal winters in the world and summers ruined by wildfire smoke
To me the biggest issue is cost of living for non-bitcoiners, I don't see how they make it work, but I don't feel it as much given how cheap things get priced in sats
Rural Ontario is still conservative and probably what you're looking for culturally, if you can afford it
Be careful before judging a person or a race for the system they come from
North and South Koreans are the same people, but the systems make one people third world and the other among the richest
https://relay.utxo.one/e4133f9d3c4eff28526d1fbf3bbf63a744e9dd0a150562908725739e1615d9b6.mp4
https://relay.utxo.one/b32fd0e726dd5940f8c580e3d6863094ea2ecd94f225f317d18f8f6304642590.mp4
Great talk thanks for your work as well sir
Nah I'm safe now because I eat fast food fried in tallow
Couple examples would be
saying 1 in 3 kids have diabetes (not even close)
thimerosal in vaccines today causes autism (it was removed almost 30 years ago for children)
RFK is actually retarded if you look into almost anything he says
Problem is nobody looks into fuck all, blind belief is the new way
I asked AI for what a real life zapathon would look like
https://relay.utxo.one/2aa93a6116425509d389949cc1509838e46c128b625852e93742bc2b5887d416.mp4
Google has decided to bless me with a casual 500% daily traffic increase ☺️😍
https://relay.utxo.one/dc3d767333029b15bae09532bb4fe2c99fef825fd87a8f00b3f91128fa1dd071.jpg
Good morning 🌞
https://relay.utxo.one/6b9ea7efcc2bd565acd236c02ff3e863a80fe25a3257ab8e25646d1064eef0e7.mp4
They exist to keep tether buying bonds and keep exporting inflation
We don't have tor enabled no 🥲, because it's a business node need more reliability
Didn't know, thanks for the tip!
sad, being scared of politicians is the best reason to buy more, he fucked up
Seems like most nostr media is now using blossom, nice work @nprofile…278z and everyone who adopted it
They got me with startup credits 😭
Fees are cheap, anyone wanna open to me? 😶🌫️🙏 https://mempool.space/lightning/node/03dd431709404589ca0e32fb8030125d35e5910b349ea57b675c9119a0d4bc6360
Solution of course will be money printing and communism
What's gonna be the next big psyop, like COVID/September 11th tier?
https://relay.utxo.one/a7df16c988308a0e6afaa6554df87287b34f9e9b8caf3087dac7aa9845fc0335.mp4
They said we can't beat stock market returns
https://relay.utxo.one/24c09789cb61086dd6a305badb2b0f6360bd28f622f490af1737b944bfa1435b.jpg
Why use violence to implement slavery when you can use fake money and people will enslave themselves?
https://relay.utxo.one/bac8485bf0113cc85875e8fddd75b926b3a010f9fe04b0dfcdd0a298d45542da.mp4
🫡🫡
https://relay.utxo.one/b53c55e0db28fe93d77a3a14d8e54f7c3fa93b988e082fd0ba35f3a72ccd08e2.jpg
sleep(60);
broadcast(spam);
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Nostr is also decentralized in name only
https://relay.utxo.one/21fd51126d783df6c00518e64e2fa2ccace9c2a5b56cf9d508cade4eac24d43e.jpg
The average dev doesn't spend this much, only the truly retarded do
AWS bill bigger than my mortgage 🥲
#nevent1q…2q9n
Bad morning 🤡😭 https://relay.utxo.one/dc4cc919cfb2abd52eba30c163235e64730249ca458e475bf7f510d83dd3c11c.jpg
That's illegal in Canada, Tim Hortons has the monopoly
https://relay.utxo.one/ea54806903ef881dfe012b2b7b37887dc003723193825314087b96b7d7999f41.mp4
https://relay.utxo.one/496be5e000813c9fd56161609ed06d417052e50bed0b69baf9c88c2bbb25af51.jpg
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In celebration of pride month I will be zapping my gay friend @nprofile…068x
Happy for you bro, I challenge you to show support and zap a gay today
https://relay.utxo.one/4ab4883b009f7ec11f13e2d8d23b909bccc8c863cb6bb7f4eeb75664ee6f22a1.jpg
I wonder if it popped or crunched
What in the fuck
Pls sir send blank template
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https://relay.utxo.one/f61d86d1ade85ff3d473dd9dbb2eef9047fc4c121c4d26c15233a30b2e36ec8b.jpg
When Saylor logs into Coinbase to look at the city in cyberspace https://relay.utxo.one/8562bc3de37a5b129257beff4ed847377041c0870be6b2575d254bc9a5f02bc7.gif
https://relay.utxo.one/3b5b4c5dcc2c9a64ea0dfecdf8dcd54e84ce0ac65e4c65abf48f188917958fbe.mp4
It's revenue, not interest
Possibly double hashed in case of sha256 hypothetical exploits, Satoshi did this
Trying to get a girlfriend this bull market
https://relay.utxo.one/45f213423cba38418ff6b91a030f771e0dfa86324cc962a88a2ca8c4ebe57d71.mp4
That's because you're retarded, it's ok we all are
BITCOIN LOANS
TREASURY COMPANIES
ROCKETSHIP
GET ON BOARD
https://relay.utxo.one/e9d858574c97c428d9f9741dee41de89e94f14847c84aca02ba9868cc9a854f1.mp4
Are you losing any mucle gains doing this that you notice?
Cloudflare is throttling my relays now sigh
Bitcoin is backed by the same thing as gold: the physical laws of the universe, not the laws of men
Sir this is stripe credit card payments 😊
Subscription payments working on mainnet
VERY SOON
https://relay.utxo.one/74b1302bf1be7be3d2da89d232442729740abf17c865c1f69ed48b816321953b.jpg
I am saying they're less incentivized, and the clock is ticking, if this is the case in two more halvings we could be completely cooked
The increase can be explained mostly from asic efficiency improvements and kyc'd regulated miners using capital markets to speculate on hashrate
https://relay.utxo.one/3a4b95078f636a7a800d31fe435161f0608f8dd0f646812c9d43cdc509443ca0.jpg
Miners have more incentive to increase hashrate if fees are worth it
Nobody is using Bitcoin, incentives to secure the network are falling
I'm running the bitvora.com nodes now, since fees are low maybe I'll open to you today ☺️
Honestly so sad, maybe we are a huge joke
https://relay.utxo.one/d2d0e4051b140405fdeec09a666ab585e515f7ef1dfb456c420279bf974e6780.jpg
You were one of my first peers when I was running SatoshiRouter.com 🫡🧑💻
Business is going well team 🫡
https://relay.utxo.one/470199087451908f2638a08c887cc0086aa7bd805a62ef24f74061f5add72a4a.jpg
It's ok to be wrong fren but don't worry you'll learn soon 🔜
https://relay.utxo.one/60a115e1c88a54a99a857971c82c28e7ecf5ac88cbad24336501416e9aa26e29.mp4
Good morning 🌞 🌄
https://relay.utxo.one/4f98ae6536dc64982c0687aee3f0c1b55594a8156db46932f015ead1357fa9ba.mp4
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Who would have known the way to break a web in of trust full of nerdy men is to simply use a picture of a woman on your profile and reply with scrambled nonsense
How did every kid know Marilyn Manson had two ribs removed without any internet?
Bitcoiners literally do this
https://relay.utxo.one/4f4cc17c505ebfb1291555dc3152ae53a9bc939b51385172e979ae6ccd4a7d44.mp4
Soon, just need this board to get delivered!
Oh you guys thought this was mine? This is an ad for cutting boards sir
Why does food look so good on wood cutting boards?
https://relay.utxo.one/87e44f17b7781dff03fd06e4685d75eed9c7de8f3a3675b573fbc893e2488097.jpg
I think I'm just actually retarded
@nprofile…ufnm
https://relay.utxo.one/fbfe9bd08057408e54a7ef1c71839e317c4bfc30aeca33366dc4a51ef6f37ae0.mp4
https://relay.utxo.one/f1edd61186524a9075bf58140a56989b6f9511bc997509a926bc8606fe8caebe.mp4
We should start a new Amish community, but we cap our tech in 2001 instead of like 1850 like they currently do it
https://relay.utxo.one/ba69a58ff911504e07482f98cb6b514d7a6ad3567776f0a9b47a60b16861e505.mp4
Free markets
https://relay.utxo.one/86946a2c7b95a6f68b4398084b3ceaee08483b76b6c2a66b06c2edb4cfc969ab.jpg
I glued my balls
To my butthole, baebay
Oh mah gawd
Is anyone double checking how all these state strategic reserves are going to be filled or nah just celebrate?
The thing about freedom tech is most people will use it in ways you don't like and only thing you can do is gfy
https://relay.utxo.one/ba4688625c38ae91a48833e9c72b564975b9f4ab016dc63d7bd5a65b11251f05.jpg
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Eating cheap food will cost a lot more in the long run
It's just way too easy for them to switch to nostr.build I don't think it's worth it to implement it on the relay
America, maybe calm down a little bit, at least with 70 year old grannies
https://relay.utxo.one/9c5db95f1a31cc0c7795e00934e2d24567f7e651897dc8a334c7cbb9042929d4.jpg
Yes it must be so. Some People are very dumb
GM,
I will be adding these people to the wot retard list later so their follows don't affect the filter
#nevent1q…y3k9
He's right, tell him to short it
"we need to teach personal finance in school"
Yeah true, the government is super qualified to teach this
We already use microsats (1 millionth) on bitvora.com as the unit of account
Don't forget record breaking inflows
🐕🐾
https://relay.utxo.one/ad232779e969467d3b33e71722dcaf184197d35fe7e709194eb899fbcf9f7940.jpg
Wot relays:
wss://wot.utxo.one
wss://nostrelites.org
wss://wot.nostr.party
wss://wot.sovbit.host
wss://wot.girino.org
wss://relay.lnau.net
wss://wot.siamstr.com
wss://relay.lexingtonbitcoin.org
wss://wot.azzamo.net
wss://wot.swarmstr.com
wss://zap.watch
wss://satsage.xyz
wss://wons.calva.dev
wss://wot.zacoos.com
wss://wot.shaving.kiwi
wss://wot.tealeaf.dev
wss://wot.nostr.net
wss://relay.goodmorningbitcoin.com
wss://wot.sudocarlos.com
https://relay.utxo.one/30429f43eac93468a751d42f040b5802cef34431a18326294f3c0fcdd98c00d7.jpg
You won't see reply spam if you use WoT relays (only)
https://relay.utxo.one/3591a4a1dea842ec1d3be21cb16ae95c575e4a6f1cf136d7fa3db68b8f5490f5.mp4
The bluecheck cannot comprehend
Fucking shrinkflation even impacting the scams
Scammers before:
Send me one Bitcoin, I'll send you two 🫴
Scammers now:
Send me one Bitcoin, I'll send you half back in USD and charge you interest 💀
Coinkite pivots to treasury spac?
Me and the boys with our coldcards and chain coins https://relay.utxo.one/9b8da66d2de4dd4f00f544534ef7c6b1d30f03754a4a081bd997f4c17946be9a.jpg
#nevent1q…qnyp
https://relay.utxo.one/1d376f5d3379e1ed3d843ef3e2c691f09bf95843877617d64681ee30069433b2.mp4
You can just lift things
https://relay.utxo.one/6b9a6656104a9ce3563f96a08e817cc0897a43f02a344fd663aeab9d7856a8b7.jpg
Sats are not hard to explain to even a complete noob, don't be gaslit
https://relay.utxo.one/06742b3281e1e2900d274e7d45b898399f33b8c617776c17e9402cc680585a2f.jpg
Tight hams and glutes from too much sitting, I had exact same issue
Figure 4 stretching and starting with dumbbell RDL fixed for me
https://relay.utxo.one/40d2b9d87b194a67766073f5b21494d50e610c896c34396d94c1e80d70d05491.mp4
Bone broth, don't ask which bone
You don't self host everything? Fucking loser
https://relay.utxo.one/b2f92816c7ce6fed69dbbd31a54572d7f355b3b0a571e006c5ec99bd9e0838ca.jpg
Wow I'm sold, please annex Canada now
More of this energy please
https://relay.utxo.one/79b1eddb91c57b86ea7a6c5132f6f56730b4a8165abdee7a04b8b8ea3dc98ca4.mp4
Bitcoiners hate seed oils
*Jack hits blunt*
What if we made a seedless hardware device?
https://relay.utxo.one/d782178c2798ba74d26c118aa93921cb5ca66f2768a9049b80f20d15cd8700a4.jpg
I wish I understood half your memes
Dirty ass peasants don't understand what it means to have a clean booty
Bluechecks when Saylor takes the stage and rejects proof of reserves and medium of exchange https://relay.utxo.one/b9aa75868087dd57c5b20bd98e786a9e15c9adcaabed61a50be9799336a1b634.gif
Many people gonna learn the hard way again
Gym memberships are way cheaper than healthcare
https://relay.utxo.one/2051ece6c50a89dfd4b927409f2790d85dbb4aadc83cba195aa64905c1425625.jpg
Good morning 🌞 https://relay.utxo.one/ef024f8ffe81f67ca2680ef37112845633f83d065f5a3cdbd2029383181fa289.mp4
This line of thinking has entire generations thinking war is good for the economy because you have to rebuild everything
Buy now pay later taco bell
I dunno maybe you're right lol
It troubles me so deeply that people are financing tacos on Uber eats, it's gotta be real rough out there
There's no way this is real
I wonder if nostr folks have the highest personal savings rate of any community
Average North American saves 5% of their money
And they totally don't have gulag reeducation camps
Interesting take
https://relay.utxo.one/a4a9f2c5eb514ee0ca19836c7076b88e844f68dbf16843be1e0c2e05471bc4d9.mp4
https://relay.utxo.one/0f353e3103aee112bd1f5a8026a0093dc75512e04609566fe7a758244524db80.mp4
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When you're a bitcoiner and everything is getting laughably cheap 😈🫴
https://relay.utxo.one/cc5296b06304b661012e71a91547a3bcf0b52cd4aabc7ed5bcd1ea8190270733.mp4
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Ripple donated the skull so now I'm open to a multi chain future
Blue chip cryptos like ethereum and Solana
AI crypto browser lmfao
I don't feel bad if you scam VCs though, keep going kings
#nevent1q…qsuh
Don't need blossom mirrors when you self host #haven
https://relay.utxo.one/371ad97eadb7c4455393b8fa2cea475950e17e1ca91dc276d3073b97e8920dcc.mp4
https://relay.utxo.one/83fb472642f47ae20c9a36c7a3e2988979ba1acbbc62eccfd8ca403b05b8caf2.mp4
🔥🔥🔥🍼🍼🍼
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Hey @nprofile…n6q3 wanna smoke a joint?
Nah, I'm watching my health
*Drinks 27 beers*
This time autopilot is coming
Liberal men celebrating after hearing Elon Musk is leaving DOGE https://relay.utxo.one/35995e72f65725fa38504236e8fc6dad6162b1545fdccb80fb02c896c137ca1a.gif
Good morning 🌞
https://relay.utxo.one/26039df00ec2963af761f6422f3d59ab987f3ebb029517708cb53aaf20ca9ef7.mp4
Better than useless corporations
https://relay.utxo.one/85d90c83a52b904192d7a246ab85021c66cd27bd54c16f1d6191c6e155d24d6c.mp4
If you just recommend DCA and withdraw to cold storage you'll never have to eat your words, don't get too fancy out there lads
https://relay.utxo.one/b05974e306a92987e8a4ca2b27d750de8b38b9d5d5e3629cc4479926c650cac8.jpg
Crypto bro is the most polite term
That's the neat part, we don't
All Bitcoin maxis launch shitcoins
I can easily visualize 100 sats costing $1 USD tbh, doesn't seem far fetched at all
Bitcoin magazine proud to announce Mayor Adams is our next speaker! https://relay.utxo.one/1bc47079549f78bfabf58b13d575ff30e22857d8325f726d2efa47193a4d8c6a.jpg
Seems like an amazing deal and a great niche business
1.5m to earn $320/mo
https://relay.utxo.one/6b13e90cd837e6ace2374d5b79efeb47eac734cbf7fbd5af72f3a09cbf52d56a.jpg
Blasting this to 600 relays to ensure it lives forever
Definitely, pretty much designed exactly for that, still many weeks away
Exploring new proof of concept subscription models using @nprofile…fwkf
https://relay.utxo.one/1f5abd2710382eff7da4251b8cc4eed2efd0cf79c89f47d31688998eb5be30f0.jpg
Claude 4 is actually out of control lmfao cost to build a full stack app reduced to 7 cents
Trash workout after bad sleep but at least I went so not gonna get mad at myself
https://relay.utxo.one/be7b869918707e57b29695b2ca477e40138eb93f242c2a24a0952469848c2d90.jpg
To be fair fiat does have reasonable options like buying sp500 or NASDAQ which are semi predictable
Financial planning is pretty hard as a bitcoiner
Not sure if we'll be at 500k or 50k by end of year, and that would change some decisions today
https://relay.utxo.one/4734bd593f555b9420636a27ecac8473921df72a98ad00dfa48a233999deb2b3.mp4
"nostr is a cool concept but it's not there yet"
A bitcoiner who doesn't use nostr is identical energy to a person who says:
"blockchain, not Bitcoin"
GM,
Preimages fix this
https://relay.utxo.one/0f0d332eb0133ad3dada8d2760570c218f794030c5e83927cdf5e423fa4c2e5d.mp4
https://relay.utxo.one/8e01a34c36cae91e6da61d34a446afd45153d07e9289cfb101c2219c0961f156.mp4
This isn't even a joke https://relay.utxo.one/6cc3f2d7d897c4aa35ef2d86143c2da04afe27028f780b5677ea4e49085f2b11.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/cb5c1c49ffced7f01702390169d2b84265af8ce24011329efb593d8fc8853725.mp4
Every merchant I've tried to work with want the opposite of privacy, they want easy reporting and reconciliation tools
why does YouTube want me to watch my 600lbs life so badly
Lmfao yeah we considering it bro
Will square be using the c= nodes for payments?
Btw which nodes are cash app?
Only works nicely with a single DM relay that only contains one author
Gives me a place to share memes because my friends banned me from Whatsapp group
Trying to frontrun institutions https://relay.utxo.one/1d42eede2ad29d21f320a315bb030b54b5e5f619acb2073fc4c3fd5cc6a3ad68.jpg
Doesn't matter, clients just disregard it anyway
#nevent1q…9yek
https://relay.utxo.one/2017feb1a9557bf2a369298e4c4bc3b59896856918d08e9ace2bacaad4c63925.jpg
Actually 💀
https://relay.utxo.one/02576b426bd510ba59173f7c8492233bb8dfd80c03c5ef1c35d9cc73998f4b82.jpg
Your download folder can probably fill a pretty niche website, potential side hustle
I am told (but didn't test personally) that if a pruned lnd node needs block data it doesn't have, it will just request it from a peer, so in theory it shouldn't matter if an old channel on a pruned block is used
Not sure though so don't trust it if you plan to do the same
https://relay.utxo.one/b007685b66730ca8fc16de17a5d4dde0772dfd0206afb2c0be29ed8712e90382.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/c1ecd7fcf918e5c314221cfeee9b73523aed6b036081ea3b0d5490db67e44fd3.mp4
Nostr DM are so fucking bad lmfao
I can confirm that you can migrate an lnd node from a full node to a 80gb pruned node on a new VM by simply moving the .lnd folder to the new VM with no other changes
https://relay.utxo.one/2de45b13f1c22a694f01ef77065fe80359a1b4a4bdf05e673d445d9549ce9f50.mp4
Of course he is free to do as he wants, I don't advocate it should be illegal or anything
But I am free also to make jokes about it 😄
Just like people are free to buy etherereum but I'm still gonna make fun of them
https://relay.utxo.one/b90492f9ee6b1371086b20bff90f0263fb222dba5b00642c344612a92b4bfcc5.jpg
Yes exactly that's why I was trying to get him on nostr at first
Toronto is actually so beautiful this time of year
A simple meme now has me in a rabbit hole about men who identify as adult babies, apparently this is common? What the actual fuck https://relay.utxo.one/e4c317f4b971bce447c35b2c0fbcb87d0ced6f49cdf7c2b6625915529c1474c2.jpg
Free speech tech
Talks about truth social
https://relay.utxo.one/098a5a2da2386738c2e79fd39de595517f501916c2f045474d97666bf10ef5ef.mp4
I pray that's so
Then I can just tell the llm I don't owe tax
"You're absolutely right!"
Good morning 🌞
Rare Canada win 🇨🇦 https://relay.utxo.one/168b34fe9a8819210510422ffb5a000a2e71abde70d1c27523435f609fdac198.jpg
Jaw muscle gains incoming
EARLY BIRD SPECIAL
Tickets for Bitcoin 2026 in Washington D.C. at the Capitol building on sale now!
https://relay.utxo.one/43035379c549974640fdc04ed3319bad3d4a9609b232d6c8d7b668d0ad922360.jpg
Practice good opsec in real life out there, don't end up on Lopp's page
https://relay.utxo.one/62ff9896fd78cd59d67145fc64ea4da2ead232a0f074cd9dcfa5f4e46cdd2904.mp4
Looks like someone cool joined nostr but we still don't use outbox so I guess I'll never know
https://relay.utxo.one/031dcd25bc83910179b7eebc939168dfe6ef3f533ac0b2eb427df893f7ff2b5c.jpg
Remember when I first started on Bitcoin twitter, bitcoiners has their guy Fawkes masks and laser eyes and aggressive tweets, I was kinda scared
Then I went to a conference and was like 💀 look at these nerds
https://relay.utxo.one/b033fdd005c5818e3939f3a9b30cc69d04641bfdc8c3f35e09fea0ffd72f2b79.mp4
Yes good advice for nerds 💯
https://relay.utxo.one/760e3cb68e0d36102d0ebd1991aaee6a32ddfd34bced29af5d8a052c916bc710.mp4
Former conference addict guide to Bitcoin conferences:
- find frens asap, don't be antisocial
- stick to open source stage
- go to off-brand after parties, not official ones
- disrespect every shitcoiner there
- don't be shy to meet "influencers"
- respect privacy, don't take pictures
Yeah but did they have super honest politicians like trump back then? Come on bro!
Imagine how hard the shitcoining will be this time 🫴😭
Wait you can buy a ticket for this? Kinda kinky
I actually use Bitcoin and compete with them by paying mining fees
GM have fun, see you at next bear market bottom conference
Sir we can barely render a timeline still
Our markets are basically just degens betting on what trump will tweet next or what tie jpow wears at next fomc 🤡
63. I reacted with a cool emoji but primal renders it as a heart
😶🌫️
https://relay.utxo.one/7222b2b0074a1aa6b16afdad30e96adad868bf518cb9897f98f3f08673f6a9b8.mp4
Checkmate bible people
https://relay.utxo.one/42320ea3ebee14b9d4491e15ada6ab0b9eb9a02bc4080420b8ed977e17f1f3a5.jpg
Have you heard of PulseChain on Solana?
Sir that's not my position. It's that the witness is the bigger issue than op return
It can already sir, MacroFactor app
What do you usually make for yourself for breakfast
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https://relay.utxo.one/078729eade68107581c2336f26077767e6832a50eef23fc03d131d166302a856.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/39a645ea0511ee53b08d6dd0f172768be6e5fe6ba5c2ce2a403e8e38815591d5.mp4
definitely not school, would start by constantly mass applying to new jobs and/or be more aggressive about trying to get promoted
Starting some kind of side hustle business that can manage from phone like a Shopify thing or website
When your nostr persona leaks into real life
Gn https://relay.utxo.one/bf9ab11341a3901dbe1fe66b306d1c2cda682d6df019f2e54ccd2b5efcdfd903.mp4
https://relay.utxo.one/55677d50772a74d40d3d0080115cf7174c12130b7070b9e76ebece5b5c7e1835.mp4
Bitcoin stacking works better with higher income
This may seem obvious but very few actually focus here, they just accept their current job and income and call it a day
Stack streams of income 🙏
Canada's anchor man
https://relay.utxo.one/5af9036cfa1de30dd73f3da2296b06661b15e1c9119801a1df2c77d08d78307f.mp4
LinkedIn influencer
https://relay.utxo.one/e1b7818b0db41adb2da40639dd1ecdae76c841fb990974e3db18afaa0d0b8630.mp4
Meal prep Sunday
https://relay.utxo.one/a78c42a12977f5764a79955bb0d296a3bf9aee9e118d3101ddd551d6022bcdca.mp4
Good morning 🌞 https://relay.utxo.one/1f8c2d277e12ef430b1b8d15da351659a87dea529897b3af0cf6e120d58ab99d.jpg
You are surrounded by wolves
They are also retarded
Same. Even friendly dogs can curb stomp a kid being too excited/retarded
All the energy and power on earth can't break my 12 words, so fuck you!
Home gym gonna be insane
Just grabbed these used for 60% cheaper than brand new 😈🏋️
https://relay.utxo.one/74382c4ed37ef0f6843cdb2386de1864290b3270412a8a8bdca69b2e36d860d4.jpg
I have your 1/1
https://relay.utxo.one/6bea684c881e3f9caef718b56272cee7c0ac0cd743cbc20abee4bde4bc66fa8f.jpg
It appears to be 99% rabies deaths in poor countries, not family pets
Mouth needs to be open wider, more lasers, maybe write Bitcoin to 1 Billion?
https://relay.utxo.one/87bd2e1dce993205df73c1fbfa7be7a236ebe4ba0241d11522578b08576a884e.jpg
Strongly favor early
https://relay.utxo.one/5b2ac0834118f6ac0813130816c050ce22ec66348a35dec08ad5b3026aaa797b.gif
POV: you vibe code a nostr app that nobody will use
https://relay.utxo.one/70545ad3cd6c3ecdf1c16acfd699fa88c2b26a338db8006a129232749dbe8475.jpg
If I've learned anything from North Korea it's how to enslave your subjects
https://relay.utxo.one/a1f189af0a005723c67447fbd3959b7746f0d23e5c5b80f81fea4b4e1904fb0a.jpg
Do any of these speakers have their own keys besides ross?
I bought a fancy Casper one and I like it but no idea if it's the best
https://relay.utxo.one/e49ed542e1c6f0ebc376451401d2a49dd3900d827b5ee71e431f7354b52b79ea.jpg
Oh sorry, better watch our for that eh
Is it just because we look a little different
https://relay.utxo.one/82cc5044a19a1cc757b3b062e2acc7b906c0a00eb66535d1e568aa0b3844358e.jpg
Do Americans see Canadians as foreigners?
Sorry to hear man. And sorry im advance for all the comments that are about to say just buy Bitcoin.
A whole generation of tax slaves being convinced you can't beat 7% returns so they just give all their money to blackrock and think they're being smart
Actually my bad something was broken on the bot
If any bad guys are watching don't break in I have a very scary Rottweiler
https://relay.utxo.one/121d823b24d0d69317deaa915167a5a5e6ea3f401c0cae492fcc239c381c8832.jpg
This is literally superman
https://relay.utxo.one/9f75042899de18ab46a01fc785de5d96f75a0530724ef15d81ce4df4ef29cef4.jpg
Capitalism is wild
https://relay.utxo.one/9aa2eabe86f05090d1fbd53f3b4b2d3e24313b41fbcbb1dbdd4e6cd12ddced97.jpg
One person at a time
https://relay.utxo.one/55b1c9166d06257b1951d4de904fe6f490e4479396e2c09c75b1a621558ec836.jpg
BREAKING: MSTR shares plummet after hours following a wide scale outage at twitter
Yes this is the correct answer
need moar outbox support for this to be true
Good time to delete your twitter account
Good job Canada
https://relay.utxo.one/afffb36658830b706edf59412512a5c033e74c39303e2801740da1eed5040a9c.mp4
Yes they are very good boys 😍😊
Are dogs really this dangerous? I don't believe it
https://relay.utxo.one/3794fd162728f2d5ebe2eac2510f220724b9129eb1b356f05f4dca7e5ac18273.jpg
Soon
https://relay.utxo.one/d96ca4418342ef741bac07a148b9e6ed1bd5f71f4dc47e1373eb4a6d0f95a9cb.jpg
This is the correct human diet
Good morning 🌅
Don't give up
https://relay.utxo.one/c5f96d473cfa8b45641516d3e7d8e788d4c9fbfcacd1abea01e17bd603851aa7.mp4
Reasonable not perfect
@nprofile…07ms
To execute this idea would you need a custom lightning implementation or could you just bolt something onto of an existing node? Tried my best to follow but a bit above my IQ
https://relay.utxo.one/0567b46a4da15a36ae02605f69c6b552d7e7d984907cc9184df46c11afa60135.mp4
Can't wait to leave this behind
https://relay.utxo.one/12e890b36183ad297acd5116e592549f1b5c4f0bd2abed5da872850b18ba9ec0.mp4
I saw it on Joe Rogan bro
We got more nodes and transactions, don't need that much locked up to support massive volume of txns
Must be fucking nice, I am down pretty big lol
Stronglifts 5x5 is extremely good for such a situation imo
Anyone wanna buy this? DM me offers 🫴 😀
https://relay.utxo.one/6bea684c881e3f9caef718b56272cee7c0ac0cd743cbc20abee4bde4bc66fa8f.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/8dd19333c0163e3e09cfc7673a7804f9192e33c0ba8503b5241f14de17244b73.jpg
I plan to do most of my spending before that
Don't pay tax on gains but you can't spend it until you're 65, no thanks lol
I gain weight on anything over 2200 calories which is basically two ribeye steaks, and I was eating way more than this (I weigh 150lbs)
But I'm already reasonably lean, I fell for the idea that you could eat as much as you want on carnivore and that's just not even close. It's working for people because compared to fast food and processed snacks, it's way lower calories and satisfies hunger extremely well with high protein
https://relay.utxo.one/ae9b1d13cdb3a3f9a2eff9f2fdcd5497f00d1e4d8100c090a9485645a315f4cc.jpg
Maintenancer by calle probably biggest reason 🧑💻
https://relay.utxo.one/9d820c21d653698d301df6360c7e3c4fe3cc80257c43223aa26350c474807622.mp4
Stick to it sir I'm gonna chirp you if you don't keep posting
https://relay.utxo.one/bc0523a376d004a5410576bb08ca12ad543e4ad9759027845a9964f7345ea47b.mp4
I dare someone to ask Claude 4 how to make yellow cake
Nostr people are wayyyy too stupid about diet for this to be useful
It's good for gaining too!
I find it wild people will measure out a cup of food for their dog but won't measure their own food as if it's some kind of sin
https://relay.utxo.one/6eefd65cbbb4fd82b8e0f51785089a74ce27a8431306019c5833d8c33622684b.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/801e81aae886724b83bbe0819ad0eeb6e25503aa0860f53e4cf77796b64905d6.jpg
I did that and gained 13 pounds, this advice is truly awful pls stop spreading it
28 grams to an ounce
16 ounces to a pound
Don't ask how I know
Yup but it's not as accurate. MacroFactor
zomg tracking calories so complicated https://relay.utxo.one/501b081779ef13faa160e0f24484b884c79a14973ab16e89d092a76b7b72f285.jpg
jumping to many conclusions here sir, please check all assumptions
I'm not leaving any spaces
Guns are cool but have you tried medicine ball slams?
https://relay.utxo.one/e0caed57428ac421ffed0096b1803abdaeb0968945de6e3be54cb66b4f9b7851.mp4
https://relay.utxo.one/15800af2a15ec32575fafc48522cf6245c8b5fdca35cfe10ddb10fddb09a4a85.jpg
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"What coins should I buy to diversify my crypto portfolio?"
https://relay.utxo.one/fa40e4006dbb552048bc5051a9d7246bd5ec0dcda819a2a3de2335053989a234.jpg
High IQ and a closed mind is a very bad mix
For Transparency:
Yesterday I asked OpenSats to close my grant for https://algo.utxo.one/ 6 months early.
Two primary reasons:
1 - AI helped me build the features I wanted much faster than I planned last year
2 - After almost a year of being live, barely any clients have adopted it
Project is not abandoned or relay will remain online for the few clients that are using it.
I believe this is the more honorable route than continuing to take money that many of you have donated.
That said I have a very exciting NWC project underway that I hope will be funded (Bitvora Commerce), more details to come!
Goes to the humble https://relay.utxo.one/4bde8d7b8ffd62fb8ea5f5aff0799a0d8a83237e6d5096f357e1cefba8828208.jpg
@nprofile…6qqk has reported over 10,000 liquidations over 1 BTC since 870,000
Good morning brokies, hfsp with your sub 110k
Doubt it, takes MUCH more than an hour of practice to make money playing blackjack, and counting is the core of it, I think he actually doesn't know what he's talking about 😬
Worked for me in my 7 years as a pro blackjack player (:
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Buckle up.
- every influencer rn
Well I'm only 16 hours into home assistant so far
Lol they for sure but it's not as funny that way
💀💀💀
https://relay.utxo.one/80d153934aa08b0a7367eb75ec7b6048504fc9d3dfa082c9427aba973688e7ec.mp4
Spending $1000 in home automation to save $2.37 a year in lightning electricity https://relay.utxo.one/cc0517cd8d3ca102cdba82c1d43d4f628941039b74f1ad1f0b54c7420671293c.jpg
My dad used to scam me and give me this money for chores
Nostr: https://relay.utxo.one/c6bca5708788f2f213943a26ecc90cca511f1af1a23e15ebc2439264c05770e5.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/5da49e0cafaa6f37930efa05b6d6d5a510edeb1401a3a3d646d0dded9834b3cf.mp4
Signed by Nancy pelosi
#nevent1q…7c2m
https://relay.utxo.one/fa2152026219ecb100c3d0453c44a60e1dd03988a93fcd187e6e53702d7d5a3e.gif
It's not a cheat day it's a strategic refeed
https://relay.utxo.one/98fbc4091748fd2f65bc8f07192ee38a3b6620784dd45a1798ef55752a34ec17.mp4
Pepperoni onion roasted garlic
https://relay.utxo.one/d96ca4418342ef741bac07a148b9e6ed1bd5f71f4dc47e1373eb4a6d0f95a9cb.jpg
I like installing stuff directly on bare metal and use systemd, containers annoy me greatly
Pros: easy to use
Cons: not as flexible as bare metal, also docker sucks
How I vote:
bitcoind -daemon
Supper for your girl tonight amirite
Available on my OnlySats page
I literally am the crazy uncle apparently
The masculine urge to take off your shirt when you get a good pump https://relay.utxo.one/9749f9bba1b1ce4e8f75cd343b0d8ebcef050e9ae837bc3ca59049731da54b0b.jpg
I wonder if today is the only time Bitcoin made an ath on pizza day
Besides pizza day itself when Bitcoin first had a market price
Omw! https://relay.utxo.one/710d8940956149ccc8a87c0959d155afe82604af362d0c227a1dafd7a63c866e.jpg
Congrats monero on almost reaching your 2017 ATH in USD!
Only 8 years to almost break even
Bitcoin is most volatile after breaking ATHs
But thankfully that volatility direction is UP
NPCs in shambles
Just had a violent reminder that I shouldn't have taken extra spicy option at the shawarma joint last night
https://relay.utxo.one/d1e4d9755c56fe77a53bfc247546b02b82d77da69dfdab8d25d4aba86cb1059b.jpg
It snowed last night in Toronto 😭
You're removed from the WoT now
I do want one, been vibe coding a gf for months now but she sucks, and not in the good way
Not a single person wrote that I made a mistake selling some Bitcoin
For sure the mstr larps on Twitter would not have reacted the same way
Thanks everyone for the encouragement 🙏 😌 grateful for my frens here on nostr
Now that I think of it some people in my immediate family don't even know I bought a house yet
Already googling how to remove dandelions
I like tech stonks, I own them over ETFs in my fiat retirement accounts
If you use the service daily, own the stock
(For me that's Amazon and Uber)
If I had this much I would post memes and jokes all day on nostr and zap 210 as my default instead of 21
I think there are many on nostr in such a position
Everyone hating on hack but I like him even more now
Confirmed he also has retarded takes sometimes, fits right in! https://relay.utxo.one/05231c89274acd1cc4d98436b732fc1477d524121a1bbcf83d4ad1560e840f22.gif
Please support a local small pizzeria 🙏
Big chains are shitcoins
If steak and shake was truly based it would sell pizza today for 10,000 sats
Do you run ha on a VM or dedicated device?
Do you use zigby for app devices?
I'm absolute beginner don't have a single smart home device never used it before
Going down the self hosted smart home rabbit hole 🕳️
Anyone running home assistant?
And just like that
Everyone stopped arguing about nonsense
Canadian policy:
Close all the gyms and open all liquor stores to 24/7
https://relay.utxo.one/85abc755ef259cfa77773a7ca3a1bf8ea1cdd94c75c997f6791517edcb64f5cc.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/524dfb27a603aa1d18bb221e9b187e825e8c36af1be55cb6216046697740a709.gif
People become more productive when they use better money
https://relay.utxo.one/8ee245a3b13452bbe9ba1f6cd538d69f5143bc90606fed57ab41f34b2f82d09a.mp4
But what happens when the Internet goes out forever and we can't remember how to fix it ????? Checkmate bitcoiners
Does she need a boyfriend? I'm available
And now longs getting rekt at ATH this never gets old
Are these guys using my code or just my name 👀😭
#nevent1q…yfd6
You just got lucky https://relay.utxo.one/65bc9e085dbdb67fa1f0ae1377b1903539b3e117874d921bd97b63e9cd6a9ebb.jpg
First 110k liquidation
#nevent1q…alf8
You may not know this but you played a huge role in my getting orange pilled, grateful af 🙏🙏
Jim Cramer is bullish on Bitcoin so just hold off on celebrating too much
This https://i.nostr.build/LLW5C5OQuOijhqco.jpg
Less than an hour, I used a modified vanity address finder for Bitcoin that is cuda based
Oh, it's a spam bot, but not on purpose
I turned it off SORRY
that pow npub tho, don't even need a profile
I killed him but he revives himself every reboot because I don't know how docker works
That's a problem for future me to deal with
Sold one coin today to put a down payment on my house
Yes I know Bitcoin will keep going up much faster than a house
But I saved it and waited 2 cycles so I can finally escape the pod I've lived in for 20 years
I've never owned a bbq or had a yard or a garage
Thank you Satoshi
https://i.nostr.build/VpKHedk29QHY5usl.jpg
Ah it's on the loose again
Why do people get mad at jokes, pls sir I came to nostr to avoid people getting offended
Mine keeps cutting in and out
Anyone here an interior designer and want to earn some sats?
Ideally gay men only please, I don't trust straight guys to buy furniture
Internet down across Canada?
Sorry all my relays are down right now
https://mobilesyrup.com/2025/05/21/bell-rogers-telus-internet-outage/
I just laughed and explained how they're both retarded
GM,
My mortgage broker asked me if the price of Solana is too high relative to etherereum
https://relay.utxo.one/bd2779188a82a912e9d53b562e02e934d0bf559f4de4defb7a30e4d64b82d484.gif
Yep they're very simple
Elon simply presses a button at HQ and your car is bricked or drives you to the gulag
Yes spark plugs and lights, radio no because it can be used to track you I think
Power steering and ac is maximum tech, basically become Amish after that
I would invest in a car company committed to making all mechanical cars, zero electronics
The opposite of a Tesla
Better than a dump sir
I also recently bought, no regrats
Counting, Deck estimation and interacting with the ploppies, I miss those days
Government: we need to track every $600 transaction to prevent terrorist financing
Also government:
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cr78nkg548lo
Newsbot posted 275,000 articles to nostr so far 👀
https://relay.utxo.one/6dcc5ae7e446d6077f8be6d5869cc384ae1483eb4de95e396ab528dd7ab82ad6.jpg
Cast iron with a weighted press, fried in tallow
https://relay.utxo.one/4f19910afca3a183b8387bc66394061d358c0c5997d63fde8b0d8ae1c50748e6.jpg https://relay.utxo.one/95958964f30b89af324bcee228600b91d1f22286185004b5adce4667e176b54e.jpg
#nevent1q…e4vn
It's to draw moisture out to get a deeper crust
Incoming
https://relay.utxo.one/a73e5ea28bd01f8204481613e18f01dc511133f47502cff19d682ceeeae23f21.jpg
If I just just down node, copy the .lnd folder to a new VM and boot it up, everything is gonna work right??
Huge shout-out to @nprofile…0p5w for building up haven, if you use our relay you should zap him bigly
Everyone with this tattoo watching you debate the unit with great interest https://relay.utxo.one/2d7a3a2f34cdd0bef16b158934a85a2d9911b11e5c1c66faaaf9d9aa08ad5b4b.jpg
As long as sats are valuable enough, even a 5sat/vB fee would be high enough
https://relay.utxo.one/68e78ead77e5a86492b6b8d18a8726221ee389c2982840a208bfd81e0db4d6a4.jpg
Monkeypox was one of the best examples of clown world
Renamed it mpox because racism? (What's racist about monkey?)
Even though it mostly affected gay men, they wouldn't close gay bars, just after locking down all of society for years during COVID
Because they didn't want to suggest the gay community was spreading diseases
Then it just sort of went away and we all forgot
https://relay.utxo.one/a8739510e62c870ddffc825ae87068a1d186ac8fda90ac7fd3b4634a9f15f95a.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/eeac908e319e943f3e4c7a8613bc9389c2c376d018b44987ffcf6064fbf854ee.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/07a27fbb146e8b932f2e8dc34631a6a48b759a97809864db7950eec4be9fb96c.jpg
So weird! People in the Middle East have no reason to hate America, the most peaceful country that never invades
https://relay.utxo.one/7b83cc1e33370eb77a6d74d696519b7784f6cd8b4a01dcb5c031639068fcf724.jpg
When you meet a nostrich in real life for the first time
https://relay.utxo.one/30b1500c7274b22db9b8f33e72298a07db8b90f820fdc1e9a4e03c7234ddacab.mp4
GM,
TIL there is a group of unknown people who call themselves bitfluencers?
https://relay.utxo.one/293e85b72653e5e78a6ef72c6f2b0c165157199123b7de4c42c7e083f0c5a659.gif
Considering eth is mid surrender I tend to agree
It makes bitcoiners simp for cbdcs
French microstrategy, buys eth 💀
Imagine getting your Bitcoin to liquidated instead of simply staying humble
Next one I make will be pineapple bread, watermelon in shambles
In bloom is my favorite Nirvana song
Me listening to all these songs right now
https://relay.utxo.one/e9155513d00da9aa36c09b0c55e00b2e81863043e13239e49c8227118c0ab9ef.gif
#nevent1q…305v
Ain't nothing but a heart ache
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4fndeDfaWCg
I want something else
To get me through this
She was my childhood crush
What is your #1 favorite 90s song?
Consider upgrading 😁
https://GitHub.com/bitvora/haven
Such people are dead to me
If I ever have twin sons I would name them Corey and Trevor
I think nostrdb is a direction they'll like more
Maybe instead of trying to make a normie nostr app we just triple down on making the best possible experience for bitcoiners and rescue our twitter frens instead of antagonizing them
Then step two is just make more bitcoiners
https://relay.utxo.one/a5d4c4bae38cfb406980be03fd9289e62af7903e394808208b1e43c5140764e6.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/eb8578a2888887cd39b8059c8987ac75a0f00a44f507a01d0eddc276b14b1fe1.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/a718220ebe655bba47ac08daf41298beb017c6a9f1d34aaefb9668448884b4da.jpg
No baking powder or soda lol, also not enough liquid
Entire loaf:
https://relay.utxo.one/f92b9e57c4fa03783f5a009c0aaa0b2c48004f7bfdba672d8f68a1ca5b82881a.jpg
The worst banana bread I've ever seen or tasted 💀
https://relay.utxo.one/f88d711a920b96047518e5141028490e119f566391cce6ba988c4c6dac22d174.jpg
#nevent1q…3pt2
Attempting to make protein banana bread with Greek yogurt and protein powder and so far it's looking extremely sketchy
Donkey Kong racing team names
https://relay.utxo.one/7e870e72b230e06546014750a757c2374f6676d0f0f8564f2cb3a4c1e28d2bd7.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/a63ea4174a36bf3dd518c8dd7462246b90fcd6816ff042fcd8a6f5fb16094958.jpg
Gym is closed today but fuck it the gains must go on
https://relay.utxo.one/164d366f8afe93a301e8f064e03df11aa3757083a9aa20da50035eebc45a3a27.jpg
Market is actually dumb if they need a rating agency to say a government 37 trillion in debt has bad credit
Basically Nobody is using op return for spam, they are using witness and there are no solutions on the table to fix it, just a bunch of noobs crying about things they don't understand tbh
If we think high usage and high fees are bad for Bitcoin, then it has already failed, considering that's how it will fund itself when block rewards drop
I got one free when I bought 1 eth
Unlike every carnivore larp who has a podcast or YouTube channel
Stiffler has entered the chat
Next cycle wishlist
https://relay.utxo.one/d633b9f64c515b139451a287717cb18ce7008eb22cd97c5852e2f4a80eb8fdfe.jpg
Me and the family after a long weekend of feasting at the cottage
https://relay.utxo.one/0aa4b0fc5a52a96979d2bbdc61b1d4b9de296c80857ba94e6c209613ac6f9210.mp4
Bitcoin is so boring to talk about we now argue about filtering spam that doesn't exist on an empty mempool and renaming Sats to Bitcoin as if that will change how NPCs think
I'm gonna just pivot to memes and food, these discussions are lame af
https://relay.utxo.one/b4d829b3e6af62efefcd2763a91021599b6531b5c4871ac3350a7815d127930c.jpg
John Connor's friend at the arcade
Don't hate on millennials else we will throw our oat milk double soy latte at you
https://relay.utxo.one/6d0c1818b94abbb9641c01e967c45b3be7adae5182d068b218d9884e03fb77c5.jpg
Ok I claim it then, the webmaster said it ☺️
Good morning 🌞
https://relay.utxo.one/26b6cfa1d54892294f2b7e8647312f61c33b7f1aee7bf8ded2d3f77efe194c9e.jpg
Soon vibe coding will just be called coding
And coding will be called organic coding
And all the hipsters will be into it
https://relay.utxo.one/3d8923e1b166b8e5775562528f481cb966058535ca9da06af8a2f5d6f28ed184.jpg
Biggest debt
Fattest people
Richest politicians
#1 in many things
More IRS agents to track $600 transactions
Current thinking:
The bitcoin bubble this cycle will be most pronounced in stocks and all the tradefi leveraged shineigans going on
the emergence of so called "treasury companies" is a sure sign of froth in markets - traditionally companies try to create value, but these companies are basically arbitrage on the premium tradefi is paying (remember gbtc premium?) - but this can quickly turn into discounts and liquidations and mass panic
Bitcoin always sniffs out this kind of stuff and destroys them eventually
Hasn't been in Canada that long!
Just had chipotle for the first time, it's pretty good 😊
Memes were posted, zaps were sent
Two years no twitter
https://relay.utxo.one/1310a6a84e4f59382519bd448776cb7333a854b81c9d49a9c98347ca37112c57.jpg
Stop taking American unit suggestions seriously otherwise we'll rename sats to football fields or Olympic swimming pools or something
Microsats, we already use them on bitvora.com 😈
Chicken good too
https://relay.utxo.one/dafca6b717c433e4b212120ca39431ea551f329b723fcf37c6cbe04b06f17774.mp4
2.1Q doesn't hit the same as 21M
https://relay.utxo.one/bffb875b50097ee6bdc72f67c475023947629c775e40b3abe8644460d9953819.jpg
My thoughts on the matter
https://relay.utxo.one/66061fe4cebd8e9e829cae6f43c7dfb09040cc1d0d02f799c0b60375c848cee4.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/f38b8f07b25ca50643261369dec1ad6c9279bd443945f8180711f0965224433e.jpg
Launching a vibe coded project to production
https://relay.utxo.one/ffbceeeb1b227327e29571db86bed971fea6c9e118f7eb1ceba62203df205f12.mp4
https://relay.utxo.one/c3933fc5b6c67b8969b5d8af15c2344227af2f7225141bd72c9ae6c75194fdf2.jpg
Look at the first 2 seconds of the clip carefully 😂
Too accustomed to nut milk
I only made 11,900 of these
https://relay.utxo.one/dee5e654f61b610cfefdcd940f979da5eacc53c175ac9fa5169e1e4af8a97f92.mp4
#nevent1q…v6ff
Pump mood
https://relay.utxo.one/40c4ae5f3039d140569bd59747f0be728a610319222e37bac8d7daf3e229742b.jpg
https://relay.utxo.one/1165e1de860422bbb8635770b549ed3234534d3d9512e34af5db26f9b7ed193f.mp4
Leafs are choke artists for like 70 years now I don't have much hope 😭🇨🇦
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AI generation is not art, and writing prompts is not engineering don't @ me
GM,
For some reason today my nostr feed is very christian, this is like Sunday school all over again
yeah bro that's what I suggest 🙄
Most of those are very likely channel rebalances
Outside of our little bubble, most Bitcoin payments in the wild are actually made on-chain, and usually from an exchange https://relay.utxo.one/b98fc6ad08ee6bc5c5d78d1d6ddef842e978f34d58f20807a769a06bc1b330a8.jpg
A dev I work with in Nigeria uses starlink and his Internet goes down every time it rains
I think saylor doesn't even own a single coin, and therefore has not adopted Bitcoin himself. I reject custodians as adoption, you must have keys to have adopted Bitcoin 🫡🙏
Yeah we don't have it (yet)
https://relay.utxo.one/ace4abbf2f0f44bcd7f1e82d2ab2510492e13282326bd582fce3f596ce3e0127.jpg
Andrew Huberman: Taking a simple answer and turning it into an overly complicated series 2 hour podcasts
https://relay.utxo.one/7f17632d623e1c76aa6864e044515c8659d8ce14b34462b0d203ec22a33394b9.jpg
Bad sleep, dehydrated, tired, yes recovery is the priority (now) over training
Y'all surprised about @nprofile…8czy Gaza takes after watching him publicly jerk off over Ukraine war videos for years lol
The guy is seriously unwell, death excites him, try not to take him seriously
Had a little bit to drink, not even much at all
Sleep got completely fucked, resting heart rate up 3 bpm, no chance I can train today
Alcohol is trash I quit
Good morning 🌞
https://relay.utxo.one/bde1c9cf3928b4906995793731fb9cf2816ae81db5da4714c944d4e7b7c65059.jpg
This was almost 200ft away too. If you take multiple shots at close range that would be unbearable pain
My nephew shot me
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Steak and shake has done more for Bitcoin adoption than microstrategy has
Post workout, pre-long weekend
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Most people call it may two four here in Ontario 🍁🇨🇦
Enjoy the long weekend fellow canuks 🇨🇦🍁 https://relay.utxo.one/71b1d39fb593590566827d797ab25f6b08cd82782de6076b767a2a84b6a88238.jpg
Same here. For me I had to stop falling for the retarded carnivore diet which blew up my weight like crazy, and actually pay attention to calories
https://relay.utxo.one/5864a69a31be52cca8fc580c44dc24d444df785d83492f4da7192cd78af0db3d.jpg
Stripe processes over a trillion dollars of payments annually
We have a long way to go
GM nature lovers https://relay.utxo.one/dcdf8f528773bc6319a3338d188132fe914ec9e7b1da4435c2ce4f06fb8c7100.mp4
Who is their payment processor? 👀
He doesn't like pride eh, rip progressives 🫠
Wtf I always thought it was " kiss from a rose on the gays"
You are being judged harshly right now
I'm gonna have the sexiest lawn make all the dads jealous
Grab the pencil and carefully try to rewind it
Low key way to say this was a user error eh
I'm gonna vibe mow the lawn
So now that I'm a home owner I guess I have to buy things like a lawn mower and a sprinkler and stuff? I don't know what im doing
All seasons will never brake as well as true winter tires, could save your life!
Summer tires back on the car 😎
Do Americans buy snow tires in the winter?
I heard Coinbase is a good place to do kyc and buy xrps
It used to be about torture and blowing up servers, we've lost our way
https://relay.utxo.one/326be7f6b108b31e5b61ef8275a4e2c2fbdd11b2ab4fa6fad7063d472dd484b6.jpg
Mine is way higher but the site doesn't use outbox smh
My NWC stack for #zapathon is @nprofile…9xu6 x @nprofile…ce0y x @nprofile…970s
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Butter, Greek yogurt, spring onion, salt
Last person to zap this note has to buy 3 xrps
All risk no reward, one stinkin airplane that's like 40 milliseconds of interest on debt
I once helped a neighbor move some stuff from his truck and he offered me $5 💀 that's when I knew my opsec was elite
Gotta be impossible to clear every circuit board and firmware
Before you accept an airplane from qatar maybe remember what happened when Hamas accepted walkie talkies from Israel just sayin
People try to change terms to gaslight you
It's not government funded hard drugs, it's just safe supply
It's not illegal immigration, it's just undocumented
It's not castration, it's just gender affirming care
Fuck these people and reject their newspeak
If you ever visit us you'll see 🇨🇦🍁
Every Canadian knows where I am right now https://relay.utxo.one/ee437594e1931454568bcd9f287e66a7576b5c9cf1306f229466cafd8ea119dc.jpg
Oh boy this is gonna make harassment 10x easier, RIP dms
Outsource your operations to biggest scammer country (India) don't be surprised when your data gets stolen, Coinbase
How the financial times guards their scarce assets
Cold card pointless
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Buying some toothpaste to preserve my money brb
Good morning
#nevent1q…p0uf
They wouldn't and aren't, which is why this whole drama is over nothing and very stupid lol
how many is that in football fields
I know Canada has the most, without question
Checkout bitvora.com if you haven't found a solution yet 🙏
It's a better door because it's more expensive and easier to prune
I'm binged Alex Rosen videos once lol
Thanks for contributing to the economy. I respect that. Lmfao
When I need just a quick channel I open to boltz exchange then do an on-chain swap for half the channel
Nostr: https://relay.utxo.one/43ec2cf4fa917c46e81b1772807b92a2101c387c86aded0180d24902c337093e.jpg
It's not a Trojan horse, everything possible in op return is already possible in witness data basically, all that eth shit has been here for a while now (brc tokens and inscriptions nft)
Need multiple domain email boxes + simple login and a backup VPN is always nice
Satoshi also used windows what a NOOB
I don't, but I don't think analogies are useful for something so novel
Otherwise you get dummies like Taylor telling people it's a battery
Any narrative that seeks to compare Bitcoin to gold is wrong and not helpful, they don't share any common properties whatsoever
Had no idea I could use my scarce teeth to transmit value through the Internet, Bitcoin is useless https://relay.utxo.one/de448fff11c3fd302e4bcf658be9553cf7fc02bc5bea73b5fb21e268206b237b.jpg
Every cycle has its ways to separate you from your coins
Last cycle was greyscale, blockfi, ftx
Just Self custody and sleep easy frens
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We are brothers in trying to make payments happen but it's not looking good for us 😭
Do not ask maga who is paying the tarrifs
Leftovers dipped in egg yolk cannot be bad
Kinda random breakfast but gotta get that protein in
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Lifting completed, now eating shitloads of protein
I think if everyone has decoys prepared and easily surrendered it just encourages/incentives more wrench attacks
That's what I'm currently doing but I'm so tired of squat racks always being occupied and 17 tripods setup everywhere by tiktok girls
I saw one yesterday as well, but I ran away and just bought a new house
I'm sorry spiders but if you walk into my house you will be killed, creepy ass mawfukkaz
It should give you an alby lightning address that is zap enabled
But if you want to use bitvora as a mobile wallet you can use alby go
https://relay.utxo.one/4b4ad634bd5977371843fb8e5aa2bff7999685dee36cf120230fe1997e686a68.jpg
Download alby browser extension, setup new wallet
In bitvora go to settings - API access - nwc
I do think albyhub does make it so zaps will work with bitvora if you hook it up with nwc
Can you just triple check your node to confirm you got them because I'm shitting bricks my wallet is broken
Your zaps are going to oshiroom node when I zap you, not bitvora
To me your address is still get alby
Btw bitvora lightning addresses don't support zaps out of the box
When they're a monero maxi but also love nostr https://relay.utxo.one/14166caada8ffeb0329a18aec45c1950d151f800aa7a7033d7fb9ec66c687ba0.mp4
Never skip leg day
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I think better strategy is to go multisig, if anyone tries to wrench attack, you can prove the wallet is multisig to them
https://relay.utxo.one/5af9022b202e7262a066c2bf67425189e75301b07b4dd13d5ebbb51ad592fcfb.jpg
A spoon?
Shooting heroin confirmed
This is a deepfake tissue
Every single media outlet says the macron cocaine video is fake news
I haven't seen this much unity in the news since they said COVID jabs would prevent infections
Wow you're actually older than me seems like grandpa, super Nintendo was my first
No wonder you love php so much!
it's in my walkman of course!
Good morning old nerds
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Enhances flavor, up to a point before it destroys it
Sprinkle a little on an orange and it will taste way more orangey
Bitcoiner privilege is seeing everyone complaining about rising prices while prices are down 80% for you over the last two years
Calisthenics boy, respect 🙏☺️ but I'm more a barbell enjoyer
Anyone on nostr have a home gym? Let me see your setup ☺️ I want inspiration
Good morning 🌞
https://relay.utxo.one/2d2f2589120aedb803c08e8511f8ad6f82dc75a1a8511064c056b278e5d540f2.mp4
https://relay.utxo.one/a61f85216d9e2067eddc702341549fda8e7a8ff19d28260606c14864a380eb31.jpg
Whale distribution maybe 🤔
https://relay.utxo.one/49cb189876d7098572cdf4313e81f34a007d54bc989918d2241ca0d16d79b32a.jpg https://relay.utxo.one/916830f8c8f9c797c48f3c9afe760658e2f11d20e54ffd2dfb823c4b88ec4e96.jpg
Is there such thing as a steak with too much fat
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Diamond pretty certified nerd 🤓😄
When @nprofile…c3z4 stops being scared and starts playing again
Were you good at StarCraft 2 tho? What league
Yes you will be judged
Hmmm and we could just have some web app that reads a note and generates a .conf?
Well well well how the turn tables
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Rather just make a company about nothing and get rich doing nothing but blowing a giant bubble
Game of thrones music throughout the show is so ridiculously good
Spring time in Toronto
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1) what https://relay.utxo.one/462f4bf55d3ffce3b466fa0ff1595803d5da24e5cfae62155325ea71b5b8e14c.jpg
How I feel discussing stuff with @nprofile…c3z4 https://relay.utxo.one/2bcf25875fc05a562988152489ef91798bc44473867b5618b0a69089a6463223.jpg
Bitcoin Treasury Company CEO
https://relay.utxo.one/8aafde54c5a9ffb660c7cd911fb145bbd0e2a4218dddf8a481affb274f2609d3.mp4
Dives into the psychology of how normal people can do horrible things
Yep
Pretty dark, and hard to follow with the weird Russian names but very good
The way to make a country great is price controls and tarrifs decided by a dear leader and announced as truths
These pretzels are making me thirsty
I don't know if you have close friends or not, but being able to roast and joke around is probably the most effective way to prevent such an event
His network should have filtered traffic to that laptop
Blocks are empty because nobody holds their own keys including lightning users
Treasury companies, strategic reserves, ETFs and an empty mempool
This cycle is such a fucking larp
GM https://relay.utxo.one/586ab41ce63fef0f62e5c791d9e972b3307de57c26573781747f6b7308b65d94.mp4
I was talking more the other way, Instagram is definitely a way to advertise OnlyFans to men who otherwise wouldn't be buying porn
Like people who use nostr might not have otherwise used Bitcoin
Instagram leads to OnlyFans
As Nostr leads to Bitcoin
Bitcoin memes in 2042
https://relay.utxo.one/f08a79cc447ec4fc12739b759122653f4bfcf35d5c3b53fc5cecfd4ecccc5de6.jpg
Not necessarily but it depends how well connected that initial inbound channel node is
Many people who think they're based are actually just aggressively gullible
I can't link a users buy with a sell
Another thing AI will dominate humans at, voice acting
Should I modify @nprofile…6qqk to only post massive losses?
Right now it posts any loss over 1 BTC, and I get a lot of feedback that it posts too much
But I also get a lot of feedback that people like it as is
U doing nothing wrong my relays is just down right now
That's gonna make your gift 10x better wouldn't it? Because you know her taste?
Sorry I don't know women I write code
200k by conference day back on the table
Arranged marriages > Tinder
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They just built it by hand, it's hard to fathom by today's standards because men don't even lift anymore bro
You're missing out, nothing I love more than a giant spotted dick in front of me
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Have you tasted spotted dick?
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Any amount taken without consent
Pls america
#nevent1q…xxm7
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Depends how your wallet service works, in this case I believe the only wallet that supports it is bitvora.com and we use cold storage 3/5 chain addresses. Hopefully more adoption soon
I think profile should have a nwc field, then we don't even need lnurl
Thank you 🙏
It's designed only to handle payments, not inventory and business logic, that would still be handled by the e-commerce software like Shopify or woocommerce
Preview of Bitvora Commerce, powered by Nostr Wallet Connect
Target release in 6 weeks!
https://v.nostr.build/bGvCYyoSWlIR5VlV.mp4
Hope everything is ok with coinos
It's very risky to run such a service in Canada without a license, I know from first hand experience
Some devs I work with there can't seem to get it working
Apparently signal doesn't work in Nigeria
Do legit questions come with 7 laughing emojis?
No, that's not what I said at all. Please use brain a little more
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Good morning
If you're curious why so much money was spent on Ukraine, just remember Afghanistan and Iraq
You don't hate the government enough, they bought you off by larping about bitcoin, then bait and switch you into embracing stablecoins (ie huge buyer on bonds) to keep the death and theft machine going
https://relay.utxo.one/04e9ef60763d13253ea2677b172957d567b8693cd767206181e17276f9840a3a.mp4
I can't tell which is worse, if a government runs a surplus or a deficit
Surplus means they stole so much fucking money even the government couldn't spend it
Yet many people point to a surplus as some kind of fiscal responsibility
Only when I accidentally overcook it
Ain't nobody got thyme fo dat
When you never coded before and Claude makes it print hello world
#nevent1q…kxl2
I think she means testnet4
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beats
Bears
Battlestar Galactica
OH, NO BIG DEAL, KEEP IT CASUAL
Seller accepted my offer
I am now a real estate shitcoiner
Bye bye Toronto
#nevent1q…cff2
GM to the GM (gay men) of nostr
GM,
turns out we're stupid on nostr, let's go to twitter and just retweet all of saylors AI picks and mstr yield metrics
Oh and also get super excited about the government and the conference
Stop thinking and reading and just celebrate that we love the government now, nothing can go wrong
It's a full blown custodial wallet service, probably most advanced in the market right now, connect to it with nwc, API or webhooks 🧑💻🙏
Made an offer, waiting 🙏🙏
Facebook was actually really good when it was invite only and only your friends could see your wall and pictures
No brands, no ads, just frens
We should bring this back
Shitcoiners can finally afford to go
If you're going to the conference for the first time in a bull market get ready for some serious shitcoinery there, fair warning
https://relay.utxo.one/203eff2c49891e2df0d8e7d3b40a69b6d987373b31c7f5227df6dc6105368df4.jpg
We need to lean into the fact that we can't be shut down, so do more things the governments strongly dislike
Talking about bitcoin isn't gonna cut it, apparently government loves Bitcoin now?
zomg 100k
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12.5% of all nostr relays are running #haven according to nostr.watch 🥰🧑💻
