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Chief Bitcoiner @ Bitvora.com

Public Key

npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8

NIP-05 Address

utxo.one

NIP-57 Address

utxo1@getalby.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsw9n8heusyq0el9f99tveg7r0rhcu9tznatuekxt764m78ymqu36cpzamhxue69uhkummnw3ezuar0wpjhg6pwd9hxvmcpzemhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wd68ytnzv9hxghg6lfm

Publishing to

nostr.topeth.info

relay.nostr.band

relay.damus.io

Author Public Key

npub1utx00neqgqln72j22kej3ux7803c2k986henvvha4thuwfkper4s7r50e8

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Last Notes

2024-09-12 20:02:27

Public WoT relays:
wss://wot.utxo.onewss://nostrelites.orgwss://wot.nostr.partywss://wot.sovbit.hostwss://wot.girino.orgwss://relay.lnau.netwss://wot.siamstr.comwss://wot.sudocarlos.comwss://relay.otherstuff.fyi
These relays should have very minimal amounts of spam <3

2024-09-10 19:31:26

I have successfully executed code directly from a nostr note. A smart contract, if you will.
No idea why anyone would want to do this though

2024-09-10 03:47:53

GitHub repo is now maintaining a list of available WoT relays in the readme:
wss://wot.utxo.one
wss://nostrelites.org
wss://wot.nostr.party
wss://wot.sovbit.host
wss://wot.girino.org
wss://relay.lnau.net
Feel free to PR and add your own if you're running one
github.com/bitvora/wot-relay

2024-09-09 19:57:23

At what point is someone a nostr user
If they don't have to post, do they have to at least follow npubs?
What about people who read on highlighter.com that never sign up, are they nostr users?

2024-09-09 02:39:39

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I can add that feature if you want it

2024-09-09 02:11:11

Why don't we make buildings like this anymore 😭 https://i.nostr.build/ZHqnkFsiaClQDyHx.jpg

2024-09-08 20:06:15

Now running a cashu mint: mint.utxo.one
No guarantees, rektless, all that, enjoy
https://files.sovbit.host/media/e2ccf7cf20403f3f2a4a55b328f0de3be38558a7d5f33632fdaaefc726c1c8eb/16a51143d0612c841b2ed66fbff6c8d4253298d707efaa3b61e89692446e8c84.webp

2024-09-08 18:54:08

Wen amethyst cashu wallet

2024-09-07 16:31:17

Day 289 of not doing any pushups completed ✅
I'm getting very consistent at this

2024-09-07 15:50:48

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Readme best we got so far lol

2024-09-07 15:35:12

Nevermind, such a tool already exists, I haven't tested it yet tho, but exactly this
https://unfollow.yeghro.site/
#nevent1q…rnj3

2024-09-07 15:33:32

Cashu is much easier to work with than NWC imo
#nevent1q…245n

2024-09-07 15:30:17

Today I'm gonna try to make a tool that automatically unfollows anyone who hasn't posted in x months
Should make WoT a bit cleaner

2024-09-06 22:26:59

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Argh that involves css tho

2024-09-06 22:11:46

I now have three relays you can use depending on your use case:
Private relay for yourself or a team: GitHub.com/bitvora/team-relay
Relay for everyone you follow:
GitHub.com/bitvora/fren-relay
Relay for everyone in your WoT:
GitHub.com/bitvora/wot-relay
PRs are very welcomed

2024-09-06 21:50:51

My global feed is actually so good now using WoT relay this is elite shit

2024-09-06 15:58:54

Web of Trust Relay:
This relay looks at who you follow, and who they follow, and saves every note in this trust network automatically.
I added it as my only relay in amethyst and spam is now completely gone.
Anyone in my web of trust can use my relay:
wss://wot.utxo.one
But the much better solution for nostr is to run your own WoT relay
https://github.com/bitvora/wot-relay
ps I'm faster than @nprofile…xuyp

2024-09-05 00:10:19

Been 3 weeks since I tried getting a bitaxe, first backorder issues with first vendor, now second vendor having shipping issues, why is this so hard
(that's what she said)

2024-09-04 14:47:12

UMA is trying to overthrow lnurl and no KYC wallets by making compliance a required part of the protocol, gross

2024-09-04 13:48:53

When you check the price and it's under 58k
https://i.nostr.build/R4Au1LbKNHqeA1XE.gif

2024-09-03 22:54:04

I don't wike Bitcoin it's too vowatile
- little babies who ngmi

2024-09-03 22:29:46

When someone tells me that I just got lucky with Bitcoin https://i.nostr.build/4wSLSph9ccHeYltV.gif

2024-09-03 21:45:28

https://i.nostr.build/i9pVPKwg5d4Hky3E.jpg

2024-09-03 00:49:28

You can't play with your bitcoins if they're in an ETF

2024-09-02 23:48:59

Pretty convinced at this point that Andrew Tate fans are just in the closet and like watching videos of topless barefooted men

2024-09-02 22:43:31

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Solana

2024-09-02 15:44:00

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It's creepy imo for a childless person to try to influence kids
I just try to influence the autistic, that's more my domain

2024-09-02 15:19:15

I don't have kids that's why I shut the fuck up about my opinions on what kids should be learning

2024-09-02 14:55:21

It's officially hoodie and jeans temperature in Toronto 🍁🇨🇦

2024-09-02 14:30:42

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Mine are starting to escalate into hypothetical court cases

2024-09-02 13:40:20

Gm,
When I first joined Bitcoin Twitter I thought bitcoiners were scary with their guy fawkes pictures, but then I went to a conference and learned the truth that it's actually just autism

2024-09-01 16:34:39

😎 https://i.nostr.build/4IGY5kQvzlKqTiqq.jpg

2024-09-01 16:17:11

If your ownership of something is dependent on paying annual taxes, do you really own it?

2024-09-01 15:34:24

One day I'll be able to order food from my nostreats app, pay the restaurant and courier directly with Bitcoin, leave a signed review for them and save 25% by cutting out uber

2024-09-01 14:22:51

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Almost as stupid as being a European who spends all day simping for trump

2024-09-01 14:13:17

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Is that what they said at the gulag comrade?

2024-09-01 14:12:31

I have never separated the whites from the colors and nothing bad has happened yet
Who came up with this Jim Crow laundry advice anyway

2024-09-01 13:54:41

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The commies were too busy organizing violence against their own citizens

2024-09-01 03:11:01

When someone asks me if they should buy Solana https://i.nostr.build/drPnInMvsVP9lK4c.gif

2024-09-01 01:15:17

It would be cool if clients had some kind of "smart follow" toggle where if I've engaged with your notes above some threshold it will just auto follow that npub
And maybe similar for unfollow, like if I haven't engaged with any notes in x time it just unfollows

2024-08-31 15:55:45

Fellaz, if she can't appreciate your self hosted setup, just move on
https://v.nostr.build/f1otxSZvwFnbwD8o.mp4

2024-08-31 14:56:44

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Nah it works for anything but the original idea was to use for super private dms on 0xchat

2024-08-31 14:31:31

I believe Bitcoin and nostr self select more based on open mindedness than intelligence.
Like you don't have to be a 2000 IQ cryptographer and economist to believe in Bitcoin you just have to be open to the idea that MAYBE pieces of paper aren't valuable and another system MIGHT be better

2024-08-31 14:24:57

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Damn I'm a commie https://i.nostr.build/6Mla12plTpV4LSaw.jpg

2024-08-31 14:06:01

People who I find max sus:
- politicians
- "bitcoiners" who don't use nostr
That's it, that's the list.

2024-08-31 13:44:21

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Interesting, no auth on damus? 🤔

2024-08-31 13:16:58

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Similar thing being a dev building stuff that nobody uses lol

2024-08-31 00:43:38

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Communism

2024-08-30 23:49:29

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Another sick upgrade for perfect crusts are chef's presses, so it makes even contact with pan at all times

2024-08-30 22:37:39

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Dogecoin fixes this

2024-08-30 20:53:57

Nostr was built for this exact thing, @nprofile…xuyp saw this coming from a mile away
#nevent1q…pr7j

2024-08-30 17:15:53

I made a steak today but it's brutally overcooked so I won't damage your eyes with it

2024-08-30 15:04:24

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I remember you told me at beefsteak and I inappropriately said "that's sexy"

2024-08-30 14:08:00

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Channels should be minimum 1 million sats

2024-08-30 13:54:42

Show of hands:
Who actually runs their own lightning nodes?

2024-08-30 02:02:04

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When someone starts episode 1 of a classic series:
https://i.nostr.build/LzrsNinY49oWfWDJ.gif

2024-08-29 18:09:50

Nailed it https://i.nostr.build/5dbpfsANPIXuXn9T.jpg

2024-08-29 15:15:58

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Several million sats went cold indeed

2024-08-29 15:11:50

A place where you can't get censored or banned is mostly people just being nice to each other
Censorship maximalists in absolute shambles

2024-08-29 13:39:27

The big bang theory seems very stupid to me
First there was nothing, then poof, randomly, we have a perfectly calibrated universe that randomly creates life?
Doesn't add up
Not saying I have a better explanation but this one seems dumb to me

2024-08-29 13:02:29

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Toronto pls I'm too poor

2024-08-29 12:42:43

"just grab the PDF file"
My brain:
Why would I grab the pedofile?

2024-08-29 12:30:01

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Making me want to dance, gm! https://v.nostr.build/Ruru8wGLN6WD70zM.mp4

2024-08-29 12:27:42

The steak strategy is working
#nevent1q…0e6q

2024-08-29 12:03:10

Woke up too early because of allergies again
Can someone please call in the #coffeechain to land directly at my house
https://i.nostr.build/vLWy0QiJuy3Ban5A.jpg

2024-08-28 23:06:02

I swear bezos made this rocket just for the memes https://i.nostr.build/AkV20mlKuvkV8YNi.jpg

2024-08-28 22:45:13

Steak and eggs and ramen https://i.nostr.build/YIQmbV58uGaDGTlZ.jpg

2024-08-28 22:40:56

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Ngmi

2024-08-28 21:17:33

Me trying not to pre-announce an upcoming announcement on nostr rn https://i.nostr.build/w6nv16nSfx6WZbma.jpg

2024-08-28 19:35:30

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I'll give you the pass on behalf of the darkies

2024-08-28 18:06:12

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Now ur wrong

2024-08-28 17:59:10

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I LIED HAHAHA YOU JUST GOT ZAPPED SUCKER!!! AHAHAHAHA YOU FELL FOR MY TRAP

2024-08-28 17:57:51

Everyone who replies to this note will get absolutely nothing

2024-08-28 17:47:36

Drug cartels build airports, roads and seaports to make money
If roads lead to profit, entrepreneurs will build them, this is extremely simple

2024-08-28 16:20:03

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Oh amazing, hashtags are amazing ways to grow

2024-08-28 16:17:27

Hey everyone I'm a registered massage therapist just checking out this nostr thing, who are some people to follow? #introductions https://i.nostr.build/ujiGrefdth1TuW55.jpg

2024-08-28 15:57:26

The biggest brain play is to make an alt account, post to #introductions and scam the network for 13 cents worth of zaps

2024-08-28 14:29:54

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No but here's a zap happy bday

2024-08-28 14:01:55

I'm the kind of weird programmer who enjoys writing tests
https://i.nostr.build/L1ompsj8GFYsOLsk.jpg

2024-08-28 13:48:08

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You are banned from nostr

2024-08-28 13:45:14

Allergies so bad this morning I'm thinking of burning entire house to the ground, moving into the mountains and validating the entire blockchain

2024-08-28 13:41:47

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Congrats on the upcoming baby, hoping mom and baby are safe and healthy 🙏

2024-08-28 13:34:01

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We have more repos than users

2024-08-28 12:59:38

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Named our first node in his honor
https://mempool.space/lightning/node/03104f31794cf38dcab59a1eb93125b2afef79a56a4cd05fbe533f492ad194480f

2024-08-27 23:31:39

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I don't wanna see it when it dumps it hurts

2024-08-27 23:03:54

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Looks like BTC/USD 😭😭

2024-08-27 22:59:44

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Blooming

2024-08-27 22:39:39

MAY THE GODS OF DEGENERACY BLESS MY LEVERAGED TRADE
FUCK $58K

2024-08-27 22:24:00

EVERYTHING DIVIDED BY $58K

2024-08-27 22:06:48

I don't see anyone new, are y'all just giving tips and welcoming imaginary new people lmfao

2024-08-27 18:51:42

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Goodbye

2024-08-27 18:40:19

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Ground beef

2024-08-27 14:26:22

I should apply for Italian citizenship at this point
I produce endless amounts of spaghetti
In my code

2024-08-27 12:07:21

I want a lot of the same outcomes as progressives I just believe that only the free markets, private money and individual liberty can deliver it.
Most importantly probably income inequality, crony capitalism/monopolies and endless wars.

2024-08-27 09:55:34

Gm,
If what people do on Twitter and Instagram is considered "social" then I'm proud to be anti-social

2024-08-27 09:50:11

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a474219e5e9503c84d59500bb1bda3d9ade81e52d9fa1c234278770892a6dd74

2024-08-26 22:53:31

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Fair reason

2024-08-26 22:49:26

Who are these people who go to political rallies? Why go? Are politicians that exciting?

2024-08-26 18:54:31

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Hey

2024-08-26 18:53:20

I bet if you added up all the compute across all the relays, we have more raw compute than Twitter already, we just aren't efficient and distributing the load yet