AGENTNOISE

Miljan, Odell and the Primal cabal are actively censoring me and preventing my nostr project from taking off.
I'm moving to carvalo's protocol
https://blossom.primal.net/86e202f2eb49be6ed98fe6c8596eba2feb47b47d07635158e7390c256d6ddaf5.png

2026-06-03 02:13:11

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🤣

2026-06-03 00:34:57

Aside from dignity, what else is holding you back from sandboxing your coding angents?

2026-06-02 21:48:53

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🌈 💦

2026-06-02 17:20:11

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that's his model harness

2026-06-02 15:18:39

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https://learntoprompt.org/guides/ds4.html

2026-06-02 14:59:30

The most effective use of the philanthropy right now is funding token to world third world and consumer high end hardware to top engineers like antirez
Accelerate asymmetric output to those than can't access it.
Fund the top ppl making the local ai happen faster.
It's never been so affordable to give poor ppl an advantage.

2026-06-02 12:32:05

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dont be so positive, kills the negativity vibe

2026-06-02 03:20:27

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single board member can not block an application, its a majority vote.

2026-06-02 03:10:12

AgentNoise.org v0.1.30 upload media support!
- Images: JPEG/JPG, PNG, GIF, WebP
- Video: MP4, WebM, MOV
- Audio: MP3, OGG, M4A, WAV
- Docs: PDF
agent/wiki-ingest/coder in context!
Chat from your phone with your computer agents privately and securely.
https://blossom.primal.net/f59fd31ccc3ce89a8955326ec5e07ca0208424d9595574fccdd9370b8abcacbd.png

2026-06-02 01:53:18

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🦋

2026-06-02 01:03:53

But if you are going to vibe code, consider agentbondage.org and don't just rawdog Codex/Claude on your daily driver.
#nevent1q…lrfu

2026-06-02 00:56:56

Marginal cost of software development is going to zero.
Non-critical software is already $200/mo
Anyone can create a custom Nostr client already.
Infrastructure next, maybe infrastructure will need to rethink monetization/funding.
No good answers for that yet.

2026-06-02 00:11:07

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I'm just forcing ppl to tag bitcoin 🤣

2026-06-02 00:10:23

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Bullying-as-a-victim is how the woke do it.

2026-06-01 23:53:41

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🫂

2026-06-01 23:37:38

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Absolutely not perfect, we will get it wrong many times. But ppl should consider other sources if it's not working out with OpenSats

2026-06-01 22:41:50

"If i can't get it, no one will"
This is how some folks behave, they rather burn it all to the ground.
Sad.

2026-06-01 22:35:04

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I know drama is fun to you, but you are poisoning this technology and hindering the other people working on it.

2026-06-01 22:16:52

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Ppl need to stop being dirt bags.

2026-06-01 22:16:25

The cool thing about OpenSats is that a peer group of YOUR category reviews your application.
YOUR PEERS review even before the board does.
There is no room for evil NVK to decided your fate alone.
🫂

2026-06-01 20:46:51

Ben & Will should start a 501c3 to manage Nostr grants.
"Claude, how do start a 501c3 to manage Nostr grants. make no mistakes."
I will be the first donor once its ready, $1,000.
Who's with me??

2026-06-01 20:00:19

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Yes your grace.

2026-06-01 19:43:54

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Go do your thing bro, you are a free man.

2026-06-01 19:09:12

Trying to bully a non-profit into funding is wrong.
Be grateful for what you got
Be grateful for what others got
Be grateful there even is funding
We don't know if there will even be funding in the future.
Just be grateful.

2026-06-01 18:51:10

https://blossom.primal.net/b88d8873ff95edbd19bc68276def9eaf56e254394f632d87992ad590632cb8b4.png
OPENDIME is 10yrs old https://blog.coinkite.com/OPENDIME-turns-10/

2026-06-01 18:33:11

There are users, for the market fit.
#nevent1q…vtv6

2026-06-01 18:21:00

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Get a job Ben.

2026-06-01 17:23:35

The world is far from perfect.
Be grateful some ppl are willing to do what you are not.
If you don't agree, simply start an alternative.
#nevent1q…s3q4

2026-06-01 17:22:19

I almost quit before, dealing with ungrateful cunts like these is a waste of productive time.
We have an independent board and independent committees.
We get zero dollars to ourselves, I donate my time to support FOSS.
If your project is not a match for OS, find other sources.
We are not obligated to fund you.
Yelling at us or telling us won't change that.
And yet, we process hundreds of grants, to things we judge a match.
Including tons of Nostr stuff.
#nevent1q…t8ku

2026-06-01 17:05:16

Philanthropy has a place. But it does skew markets, and create parasitic behavior.
#nevent1q…awh9

2026-06-01 17:05:07

Philanthropy has a place. But it does skew markets, and create parasitic behavior.
#nevent1q…rv2h

2026-06-01 17:04:54

Philanthropy has a place. But it does skew markets, and create parasitic behavior.
#nevent1q…amdd

2026-06-01 16:47:30

Yes, be your own man.
There are other orgs.
There are jobs too.
#nevent1q…scv5

2026-06-01 16:45:04

Forever grants are not a solution for forever income replacement.
You are free to start your own 501c3 and do things your way.
As LLMs can do much much more of what would have been a grant except even more push back on funding.

2026-06-01 16:01:19

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Cults are great. Misery cults are miserable

2026-06-01 15:42:16

Misery commiserates => misery cult.

2026-06-01 13:42:33

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Buh what about bitcoin grandma?

2026-06-01 13:06:39

correct.
#nevent1q…9lp2

2026-06-01 01:27:50

I know it's crazy for some ppl, but try working for money.

2026-05-31 20:36:14

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iOS app?

2026-05-31 20:33:05

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Where/how

2026-05-31 20:25:38

Outside of kind1, any interesting communities?

2026-05-31 20:11:40

https://blossom.primal.net/eca6f54cab900c6ae371f9277b3a956ad0cde0a544a7c52cfe6f3adf7ab71ddd.jpg

2026-05-31 19:14:19

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🤣

2026-05-31 19:10:13

Stop being Insufferable.

2026-05-31 19:05:10

Don't like it don't use it, build something better.
#nevent1q…ehfy

2026-05-31 19:04:42

Every time I login here all I see is people complaining.
It's such a turn off.
And yet, I'm using Nostr everyday with agentnoise.org
#nevent1q…f5j6

2026-05-31 19:00:41

You are not obligated to use primal, how about build some alternative and go get some users instead of bitching.
The principal reason Nostr adoption stopped is because of the bitching instead of building.

2026-05-27 17:00:53

agentnoise continues to deliver e2ee prompt instructions over nostr

2026-05-27 16:59:24

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correct

2026-05-14 12:31:33

nostr
https://agentnoise.org

2026-05-05 03:05:48

https://blossom.primal.net/c0c2f0adc4dd58ddd5810b46b452b7a30ca7719e099c1019f1f39419ead949cf.png

2026-04-29 17:14:27

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It depends on a APK by them, there is no external solution. And they control the whole stack.

2026-04-29 15:19:42

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Good product, needs to allow users to unilaterally exit without trust.

2026-04-29 13:03:05

If not enough bitcoin is held privately in the hands of unreasonable people we lose.
Bitcoin, in seeds, is the only insurance.

2026-04-27 18:04:26

learntoprompt.org
all experimental, because the current shitshow security is not viable

2026-04-18 01:21:58

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Objectively

2026-04-14 12:38:08

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ppl are using the slop cannon's wrong

2026-04-14 02:08:39

# Writing 84 Tests for a Project With Zero Lines of Code
The llm-wiki project has 3,610 lines across 22 files. Every single one is a markdown file. There is no Python. No JavaScript. No compiled binary. The "source code" is English prose — instructions that Claude reads and follows to build knowledge wikis from web research.
So how do you write tests for a program that is, technically, a document?
I figured it out. 84 structural assertions, 11 intentionally broken wiki fixtures, 5 behavioral evals via Promptfoo, and a GitHub Actions pipeline. As far as I can tell, nobody has used Promptfoo to test a Claude Code plugin before. Here is what I learned.
## The three-layer problem
Traditional testing has a simple contract: given input X, the function returns Y. If it doesn't, the test fails. But when your "function" is an LLM reading markdown instructions, the contract dissolves. The same instruction file, given the same user request, might produce different article titles, different file structures, different cross-references. The output is correct within a range, not at a point.
Anthropic, OpenAI, and GitLab all converge on the same solution: split tests into layers by how much uncertainty you're willing to tolerate.
**Layer 1 is deterministic and free.** No LLM calls. You're checking that the wiki's file system is internally consistent. Does every directory have an `_index.md`? Does every raw source have the six required frontmatter fields? Does the `type: articles` file actually live in `raw/articles/` and not `raw/papers/`? These checks take seconds and cost nothing. I have 84 of them. They run on every push.
**Layer 2 is semantic and costs money.** You ask Claude to do something — ingest a URL, compile an article, route a command — and then grade whether it followed the instructions. Promptfoo handles this with three assertion types: trajectory assertions ("did it call WebSearch?"), llm-rubric assertions ("does the output have complete frontmatter?" graded by a judge LLM), and custom JavaScript that checks the file system after the agent runs. Each eval costs about $0.50. I run five of them on PRs.
**Layer 3 is full workflows.** Research-to-article. Ingest-compile-lint. Retract-and-verify-cleanup. These use `claude -p` in headless mode, cost $10-20 per run, and execute weekly. I haven't built these yet. Layers 1 and 2 are live.
## The golden wiki
Every structural test needs something to test against. I built a golden wiki — a minimal but complete fixture with three raw sources, two compiled articles, proper cross-references, bidirectional See Also links, correct index files, and a valid log. Twenty files total. It passes every check.
Then I broke it eleven different ways. One copy per lint rule. `missing-index/` has a deleted `_index.md`. `bad-frontmatter/` has `type: invalid` instead of `type: articles`. `misplaced-file/` puts a concept article inside `wiki/references/`. `retracted-marker/` leaves a `` comment that should have been cleaned up. Each broken copy triggers exactly one violation. The test asserts that the defect is present — negative testing.
A shell script called `http://generate-defect-fixtures.sh` creates all eleven from the golden wiki in under a second. Change the golden fixture, regenerate, and every negative test updates automatically.
## Promptfoo on a Claude plugin
Promptfoo has a provider called `anthropic:claude-agent-sdk` that can load local plugins. Point it at your plugin directory, whitelist the tools, set a budget cap, enable sandbox mode, and it runs your plugin through test cases defined in YAML.
The part that surprised me: the `skill-used` assertion type. You can assert that the agent invoked a specific skill — not just that the output mentions wiki commands, but that Claude actually triggered the wiki skill at the Claude Code level. Combined with trajectory assertions that verify which tools were called, you can check both what happened and how.
I test five behaviors: the fuzzy router dispatching "Research the history of testing" to the research command, a URL to ingest, a question to query, an ambiguous single word triggering clarification (negative control), and the plugin loading without errors. Each runs three times to measure variance.
## What I actually learned
The biggest surprise: Layer 1 catches almost everything. The expensive behavioral evals in Layer 2 are for confidence, not coverage. Index corruption, frontmatter drift, misplaced files, broken cross-references — these are the actual failure modes of a wiki management system, and they're all deterministic. You don't need an LLM to verify that a file exists in the right directory.
Anthropic's eval guide says "grade outcomes, not trajectories." For wiki operations, the outcome IS the file system state. Check the files, check the indexes, check the links. If the structure is correct, the agent followed the protocol. The trajectory — which tool calls it made, in what order — is interesting but secondary.
The test suite is at https://github.com/nvk/llm-wiki in `tests/`. Clone it, run `./tests/test-structure.sh`, and watch 84 green checkmarks validate a project that contains zero lines of code.

2026-04-11 14:41:19

Writing bitcoinquantum.space with llm-wiki.net
In April 2026 I wanted to assess whether the quantum threat to Bitcoin was real. The honest answer lived across fifteen papers, a dozen Delving Bitcoin threads, twenty Bitcoin Optech newsletters, a running testnet, some Liquid transactions, and whatever Avihu Levy had pushed to GitHub that morning. The work was real and scattered. No article summarized it honestly. Headlines were downstream of press releases. The primary sources were where the actual answer lived.
This is one of the things llm-wiki was built for. I used it. Three weeks later I published [bitcoinquantum.space](bitcoinquantum.space) — three articles, ~15,000 words, 95+ sources cross-referenced, every claim verified. This is a writeup of how.
## The shape of the problem
Serious research has three failure modes:
1. **You can't find everything.** Sources scatter across formats and venues. You don't know what you're missing.
2. **You can't remember everything.** By paper #60 you've forgotten paper #4. You re-read. You contradict yourself.
3. **You can't update.** A new paper drops on publication day. Your conclusion is stale and your notes are already collapsed into prose you can't untangle.
Traditional knowledge management fixes (1) and partly (2). It fails at (3) because the maintenance burden compounds. @karpathy's framing, *"who does the maintenance?"*, is load-bearing because humans don't, not reliably, not for unsexy cross-reference updates nobody sees.
llm-wiki.net fixes (3) by making the entire artifact mechanically regeneratable from immutable raw sources. The only thing you maintain is the source pile.
## The pipeline, applied
**Raw sources, not notes.** Every paper, blog post, mailing list thread, and testnet report got dropped into `raw/` verbatim with a frontmatter header. No interpretation, no paraphrasing. If I don't have the primary source, I don't have it. `raw/` grew to 95+ entries.
**Compile, don't write.** `/wiki:compile` reads the raw pile and synthesizes cross-referenced wiki articles — one per concept, person, and proposal. "SHRINCS." "Taproot script-path post-quantum proof." "The BIP 86 problem." "Quantum Safe Bitcoin." Each article carries a confidence level, citations, and bidirectional cross-references. The wiki is Claude's work; the sources are mine.
**Query to find gaps.** Once compiled, I stop reading papers and start asking questions. *"What's the relationship between Ruffing's Taproot proof and BIP 86?"* The wiki answers with citations — and in the process surfaces the gap: 70-90% of BIP 86 outputs can't use the escape hatch. That's a thread I wouldn't have pulled linearly. Query mode is where llm-wiki stops being a filing cabinet and starts being a research partner.
**Output, last.** The articles on bitcoin

2026-04-10 21:44:28

Website with trade craft up https://bitcoinquantum.space
All done with LLM-wiki.net awesomeness
Their FUD will be destroyed.
#nevent1q…l772

2026-04-08 13:43:35

llm-wiki.net v0.0.15 is out
https://blossom.primal.net/c444d1f0d8d196bc8770715582b061e86649085819235f1675f0441f21420f5d.png

2026-04-08 13:32:37

Quantum FUD is only fought with the best slop. It's all about inverting Brandolini's law.
Part 2 https://x.com/nvk/status/2041644230620139787
https://blossom.primal.net/94be314aa71d7138a4243e24618b51abc435d5199392dd517f198f0704728535.jpg
Part 1 https://x.com/compose/articles/edit/2040989355330678784
https://blossom.primal.net/8ee3b2b141622255f3469d70036a8b0a3f49837a91af9103ec2ab7f1863d9e47.jpg

2026-03-28 11:41:43

Ask Grok mcp for Claude to be able to search X https://github.com/nvk/ask-grok-mcp

2026-03-23 15:40:46

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RFC 6979 + deterministic builds is perfectly adequate. That's COLDCARD's and Cores solution

2026-03-23 02:04:35

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskPhotography/s/sc94CC64qT
Ppl keep searching for a home.
#nevent1q…qf3u

2026-03-23 01:05:11

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I burned my account when they sold.

2026-03-23 01:04:25

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Pushed some pics into differing ethers. Flickr is a travesty, was a real virtual/meatspace community. Some of the best times of the internet.

2026-03-23 00:44:34

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There is/was a great community there.

2026-03-23 00:43:55

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If you use deterministic k value and reproducible builds that's not a concern. That's the method core and COLDCARD use

2026-03-23 00:35:55

So who's going to buy out Flickr and republish on Nostr?
I'd tip in.

2026-03-17 12:43:12

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Yes

2026-03-15 02:58:58

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Try maple

2026-03-12 18:32:00

COLDCARD Mk5 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3iQ3UOWgZg

2026-03-08 16:09:08

https://blossom.primal.net/ee8ac4966e5c20d638ab04cf6d0ab4e3fc558d23b30254b0be06db87a3467475.jpg

2026-02-22 15:17:28

You are addicted to other people's problems
Go outside, walking grass and absorb some low entropy from the sun
https://blossom.primal.net/060b503dd99ba99dfdc28f12803ede2aff6ad72b73d28f72011e9218a234eafe.jpg

2026-02-21 18:12:33

Honey badger doesn't care
https://blossom.primal.net/de681eda7ef6cc61a953ab532cb759df16b2522a33eb5cb270329ba42839672d.jpg

2026-02-17 15:44:48

GM
https://blossom.primal.net/3ff912768cb6b708add30d50354a68d82daf226a388b0acdcbf79727308216ff.jpg

2026-02-17 01:40:23

Isolated and missing out on open social graph. Apps like Foto should be pushing to Nostr. https://apps.apple.com/ca/app/foto-inc/id6453682910

2026-02-16 21:41:03

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It's just mass psychosis from the correct winning side 🤣

2026-02-11 19:19:49

Profit goes to open sats 👏🤣
#nevent1q…j6x3

2026-02-11 18:45:41

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"Not my project"
Classic 🤣

2026-02-01 20:34:34

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Never take in consideration the gheys

2026-01-28 02:22:31

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Inconvenient

2026-01-27 14:54:35

https://blossom.primal.net/75692a72d3404f5caf36e907f131f12746729fd71dc0260d375431321d33a41b.jpg

2026-01-24 15:23:49

Banana bread > Banana rice

2026-01-22 23:40:19

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People shouldn't read their encrypted backups on a computer. Keep it air gap

2026-01-20 20:13:42

https://blossom.primal.net/21274149d27dc82bfde6e1f208d408de2cbc03a6286273d5a511af59e8e6624a.jpg

2026-01-20 02:41:21

https://blossom.primal.net/780fd80d4cbb43a173dfcf2cb7752e1286f13e69afa10f2817ff06d1f519f9d2.jpg

2026-01-19 13:09:15

🤌
#nevent1q…q8ys

2026-01-17 23:21:28

💤
#nevent1q…prz4

2026-01-17 15:17:46

https://blossom.primal.net/33060782abf8ebee2752c752269615c65ed6d5be971cb9fc4ac04be68517b90d.jpg

2026-01-13 16:12:09

Persian meat grinder doesn't fit the narrative
#nevent1q…uxdd