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2024-09-16 18:05:10

they put kids in jail for downloading metalica in the 90s but the incels who scraped the internet to make a regurgitation machine are held up as our new gods because laws are just threats made by the dominant socioeconomic-ethnic group in a given nation

2024-08-27 14:06:55

dont forget to tip your software engineers

2024-08-23 22:59:27

Hello There! We Noticed You're Using A Computer! What The Fuck!

2024-08-05 03:03:11

acab includes the type checker

2024-07-30 00:37:01

"bucket list" sounds a data structure that never comes up except in technical interviews

2024-07-28 10:56:19

foo(bar(), baz(1))
yes good excellent of course yes
(foo (bar) (baz 1))
ill fucking kill you degenerate pervert call the police
1 baz bar foo
im afraid i feel so alone help please lord im so cold

2024-07-19 15:10:45

the most secure computer is a computer that is not running

2024-07-16 18:58:07

children should inherit unanswered emails, like debt

2024-07-09 15:21:12

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2024-06-28 18:59:41

in the 70s there was a real risk that humanity would liberate itself using software so to prevent that from ever happening the managerial class invented "object oriented programming"

2024-06-19 18:52:38

rust has a "no_std" option as opposed to the default: chlamydia

2024-06-01 02:09:49

computers: its official

2024-05-28 21:12:00

if they could paywall the sun they would, trust

2024-05-27 12:23:35

"IEEE floats" are named after the sound you make when you find out how they work

2024-05-25 15:53:16

it was not obvious to the first programmers that bugs would exist. that they would always exist. that the project they were embarking on dwarfed their deficient minds and limited bodies. that everything they ever made would be fundamentally broken, a building perpetually on fire, a rock pushed up an endless hill. "surely, just one more fix" they said to each other "then we'll have it for good" but one by one they realized and it broke their hearts.

2024-05-03 16:32:04

"bash" is named after what you do to your head every time you remember that case is closed with esac

2024-04-09 01:48:18

dont look right at it youll go blind
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2024-04-03 18:55:10

sext: thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind

2024-02-22 21:10:00

and after years,
when the humming stopped,
and the clicking subsided,
and the great machine they built produced the final result
of its final computation
to answer the question:
"what is to be done"
it simply said:
"from each according to ability
to each according to need"
but
the staggering cost of building the machine had sealed their fate,
long ago,
so they went into darkness,
humble,
broken,
knowing.

2023-10-29 17:30:16

under communism it will be OurSQL ⚒️

2023-07-21 16:02:42

the password is weak but the spirit is willing

2023-06-29 17:55:43

LLM stands for "landlord models" because you have to pay rent to a corporation to use them

2023-06-27 22:17:46

computers are pretty cool but its a good thing theyre not real! can you imagine!! it would be a disaster!!!

2023-06-26 16:37:33

a "root vegetable" is a vegetable with administrator privileges

2023-06-20 13:53:15

if you get bitten by a radioactive computer you turn into a web master

2023-06-18 20:06:36

got that dawg in me
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2023-06-07 21:12:12

theyre adding "linux on the desktop" to the chinese zodiac calendar

2023-03-21 14:09:42

your feelings are valid!!! your syntax unfortunately is not