ThePoastmasterGeneral

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2024-10-22 12:34:52

Public school is getting mind raped by a gay nigger change my mind
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2024-10-22 12:28:30

Going to have to stop poasting for the day I just realized Dave Attell is the Ukranian Defense Minister and my mind is blown
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2024-09-03 19:10:26

Lmao niggers needed assistance from TikTok to discover check fraud
The dumbest people in the history of the universe

2024-08-28 12:55:02

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How long have you owned it? TBH unless you live in some pristine wilderness there's glyphosate on everything now. As long as recently there hasn't been a ton of gay shit dumped on it you should be good. Foraging is awesome. There's so much edible, medicinal stuff out there just waiting to be taken before some faggot mows it down

2024-08-28 12:30:48

This is the @npub1272…7wa2 edition
#note1gql…v984

2024-08-18 02:37:19

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Frying spam in cast iron over a fire?
Man, that's some good eatin' when you're starving.

2024-08-18 02:02:40

When you realize that every single nigger is a unique nigger as a service spun up to service that one moment in time and then be decommissioned, you understand why they can't function in human society

2024-08-16 12:51:48

This is awesome, I was just saying how I want smoke blown up my ass while my country is being invaded
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2024-08-15 01:34:09

REAL PATRIOTF FEAL THEIR POAFTF WITH WAX

2024-08-14 21:48:23

It's in my will that when I die my wife has to smear me on a hundred envelopes and mail me to all the US Senators, owning her from beyond the grave, and the libs by extension

2024-08-13 16:05:15

The pollinators come from miles around to seek my orbs
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2024-08-11 20:11:34

New product idea: Voting, but with a trebuchet

2024-08-11 00:32:32

Nigger
Tell your children not to read my poasts

2024-08-07 21:55:20

#note1388…6hs5
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2024-08-07 21:46:37

I remember this kid's book about construction equipment my son had growing up that said "This Dirty Digger Needs a Wash".
That's it, no point to this poast, I just still lmao every time I think about it, just like I used to while reading it to him.

2024-08-07 21:12:43

We're detecting a notable bulge in polling numbers
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2024-08-06 20:12:37

Sodomy is a core jewish value.
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2024-08-06 17:10:20

Imagine thinking jews have done anything for civilization
These are the same hand wringers that said we should starve everyone in Gaza but the rest of you are holding us back
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2024-08-06 12:43:28

Laughing at everyone that didn't buy stock in dildos and petroleum jelly when America became terminally gay

2024-08-02 15:19:53

We talk so much about street shitting and never mention how they also shit in tributaries
NY poast is doing God's work
https://nypost.com/2024/08/01/sports/2024-paris-olympics-belgium-triathlete-jolien-vermeylen-slams-dirty-seine-river-after-race/

2024-08-02 13:02:04

"It is the chief duty of a politician to face social struggles and domestic affairs from the position of who is a bigger nigger."
~ Socrates
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2024-08-01 14:35:16

*me, taking Western culture out for a spin*
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2024-08-01 14:27:13

Thank God they're doing important scientific research nobody has known the answer to for millennia like "can a man quickly cave in a woman's skull with almost zero effort."
This will advance our culture bigly
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2024-08-01 01:51:01

I take any excuse I can get to throw buckets of fish at people
Also I have a stream full of trout
#note17t0…ext9

2024-08-01 01:42:58

If your wife is playing a video game too conservatively, a fun thing to do is call her Mitch McConnell and then throw a bucket of fish at her
(She's divorcing me)

2024-07-31 16:59:09

I just try to cut people
It's moar therapeutic, ask Trevor
#note18wm…csll

2024-07-31 13:19:09

KUMALA IS A PORTMANTEAU OF SEMEN AND GUATEMALA
FEW KNOW THIS

2024-07-30 21:18:42

It's funny because I've always thought of you as OUR racist uncle here at the Crew
#note1hhj…98jr

2024-07-30 13:13:30

Now is the time, when we warriors take up arms and do battle with th CIA birbs sent to steal our delicious berries
NOT
ONE
MOAR
BLACKBERRY
NIGGERBIRBS

2024-07-29 12:34:20

Fucking groundhog ate half of two gigantic romas I've been watching for weeks
Imma eat half a groundhog

2024-07-28 19:52:20

What chutzpah
"I never thought I could be attacked in New York because I'm jewish, and we own the city."
Only filthy goyim should fear assault by marauding niggers in New York
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2024-07-26 12:51:01

It's fun to watch Republicans go up against Kamala Harris, a literal whore that can't put a sentence together and is certifiably retarded, and the best strategy they have is to try to pander to niggers who will never vote for them in meaningful numbers and prove she's not as banana-wielding nigger as their niggers

2024-07-24 17:50:22

And the faces are furiously blowing rabbis
#note1qv8…zm5u

2024-07-24 15:02:47

Conservatives become ever more abstract in their attempts to own the libs
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2024-07-24 13:00:24

The line: We made an extra billion dollars
The truth: We spend that every hour on diabetic niggers with eight kids that don't pay taxes
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2024-07-23 16:52:48

BREAKING911: JOE BIDEN RELEASES VIDEO MESSAGE STATING "I'M DEFINITELY NOT DEAD AND I'M STILL IN THE RACE, SEND THEM BIG LIPPED FERAL BANANA NIGGERS HOME."

2024-07-22 17:23:49

Accusing one of my hens of leading a coop

2024-07-20 21:34:54

I hope the last debate is just Trump and Hillary sloppily hate f*cking live on CNN

2024-07-20 16:05:29

A favorite hobby of mine is going to farmers markets and hanging out in the tombstone vendor's stand and saying things filled with ennui

2024-07-20 14:26:24

Gm to everyone that has finally gotten through to WalMart
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2024-07-19 13:13:14

New product idea: CurryStrike

2024-07-19 12:49:11

Lmao @ everyone that trusted their CyberSecurity to CIA sodomites like CrowdStrike

2024-07-19 00:01:45

I won't rest until the Republican party has more niggers in it than Red Lobster

2024-07-18 16:17:06

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2024-07-16 12:51:43

JD Power made his brown kids LEGALLY
His wife followed the PATHWAY
That is so heckin' conservative

2024-07-14 20:41:40

Seriously though, who gets this assigned to their security detail and doesn't IMMEDIATELY think, "someone wants me dead"
#note1a5v…pe2w

2024-07-14 20:34:42

Okay who ordered secret room service
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2024-07-14 15:29:50

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"Roomba needs your attention!"
No, Roomba is getting it

2024-07-14 01:02:26

CLEAR THIS WASH BASIN FOR ENTRY 👇
#note1w5j…4k59

2024-07-12 15:05:07

PSA that Tim Pool 's asshole has the circumference of a 200 year old oak
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2024-07-08 22:57:18

Good way to use up those zucchinis and garden veggies without throwing them at your friends
Eventually you get sick of zucchini bread
Protip: Every single kind of fritter tastes good unless you're retarded
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2024-07-08 12:11:43

Rejoice, for the time of year where you fill your friends' cars with excess gourds and dick shaped objects has begun
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2024-07-08 11:18:55

TFW no moar delicious brain tonic
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2024-06-28 03:02:21

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No I saw that channel too it was fuckin gay

2024-06-28 02:17:13

From now on I'm going to grab my ear randomly and stare blankly into space like I smelled a fart with an unplaceable smell like boiled sausage and crayon shavings

2024-06-27 15:04:17

He's an expert with small forewords
My ultimate troll plan has always been slipping him a book called "lmao niggers can't read" for his big photo shoot
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2024-06-26 13:57:21

Sure, we're all going to be shitting in the streets soon (TRUMP VIVEK 24 BABY), but there's no reason we have to give up creature comforts and live like savages
The large, fuzzy leaves of the mullein plant make an excellent substitute for high end multi-ply ass paper and are packed with soothing, mucilagenous goodness
Follow me for more Vivek related lifehacks
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2024-06-25 23:54:45

Thinking about moving to Soho and starting a cursed meme boutique
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2024-06-25 20:37:13

The thing about Caps Lock is, one you start riding the dragon it's hard to stop
I can see why it correlates with advanced age

2024-06-25 18:23:41

Careful Raytheon will ship it to Ukraine with the rest of the dildos
#note1s0w…3rqq

2024-06-25 14:01:31

lmao
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2024-06-25 13:55:26

RIP KIEFER SUTHERLAND
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2024-06-24 14:27:17

BREAKING911: YOU CAN EAT THE STUFF THAT GROWS IN YOUR YARD
BREAKING912: IF YOU SPRAY YOUR YARD WITH GAY JEWISH CHEMICALS YOU SHOULD EAT TWICE AS MUCH

2024-06-22 22:46:25

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Yeah but a total Acme Rocket poor

2024-06-22 12:55:40

Gm to all of the running water enjoyers
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2024-06-21 13:46:20

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I think that's a dyke sorceress

2024-06-21 13:39:47

ACTION REQUIRED: CALL THEM NIGGERS

2024-06-21 13:25:43

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Even your purchases are based

2024-06-21 13:20:40

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HAARP is the high frequency cloud rape facility carved out of bear country by particularly cold hardy jews
But tbh I'm now on team Durple

2024-06-21 13:17:06

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Q PREDICTED YOUR AMNESIA
#EYESONTHEDURPLE

2024-06-21 13:15:16

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I think a nurple is when you torture the fat kid at school

2024-06-21 13:14:22

I can hear it now
Boise Police: "We are saddened and horrified at the hateful and malicious act that removed some cloth from some plants.
We will prosecute anyone caught keeping our vegetation from evangelizing sodomy to the fullest extent of the law.
PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW HOW GAY OUR TREES ARE."
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2024-06-21 13:08:04

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WEATHER.
JEWS.
They're everywhere
Rains every day for a month
Doesn't rain for a month
THIS IS FINE
*scraggly crops on fire*

2024-06-21 12:27:19

Mullein is already six feet tall...seven if you count the box...and the benis just started growing
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2024-06-20 18:32:30

I'm sick of the tension
Hillary and Trump should just f*ck

2024-06-20 18:08:16

(pee standing up)
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2024-06-20 16:06:53

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Only one is reasonable

2024-06-20 15:41:20

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That won't protect you from the tidal wave of Jeff Cliff cum headed your way

2024-06-20 15:40:52

MY NIGGERINOS

2024-06-20 14:53:44

I SPENT THREE HOURS PAINTING THOSE HOTDOGS
#note1r2l…tltm

2024-06-20 14:48:47

*me, showing up at @npub10d7…c59y 's house to stand over an unlit grill and put cheese on frozen patties, just quietly assimilating with my (((fellow grillbosses)))
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2024-06-20 14:22:44

Been listening to Fortunate Son my whole life, but for some reason the commies aren't dead yet

2024-06-20 13:00:53

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Praying nobody working on it is a nigger

2024-06-20 12:47:05

I can't wait for a grrlboss draft
I hope it's all sheboons

2024-06-19 13:39:15

Eeeeeeeeevery jew has its porn
Just like every coomer has an abused dong
Just like every good boi dindu nuffin' wrong
Every jew has its porn
Yeah it does

2024-06-18 21:31:57

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Roast pork and sharp provolone methinks

2024-06-18 18:15:18

TBH I think I'm just in the mood for a sandwich
#note1sq3…hasd

2024-06-18 18:03:44

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Just put it on a flash drive and give it to a nigger

2024-06-17 12:31:47

Cremation wouldn't have such a big impact on the environment if we were using the jew ovens to power our air conditioners

2024-06-12 16:29:04

ISRAEL NEEDS OUR HELP DUE TO A LONG HISTORY OF PALESTINIAN BRUTALITY PATRIOTS
GOOGLE 1948 PALESTINE WAR WELL POISONING TO LEARN MORE

2024-06-11 13:42:32

I walk my chickens by herding them with a big stick...no leash required because they're retarded and everything is scary
#note1z3x…30l3

2024-06-09 01:49:26

Of all the important events in my life that led me to the JQ, I would say my brief internship at the law offices of Bagelstein and Raperman was the most poignant

2024-06-07 23:47:52

Every day or two I get a bouquet of kale twice this size (the animals get half) from about 24 square feet
God is good
I wish kale was better
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2024-06-06 12:28:27

It's important to remember on D-day that thousands of our forefathers had to murder and be murdered to perpetuate sodomy and genital mutilation for jews, and to avoid having to learn another language

2024-06-06 12:20:09

I'm glad you asked
a FAT NIGGER
#note1n4m…dl69

2024-06-06 12:18:46

I have a problem, is there a support group for calling Wayne Dupree a fat nigger
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2024-06-06 11:39:52

In a better world this would be about emergency room-based trauma care
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2024-06-04 11:24:16

The only thing not inflated by our current economy is niggers, which have remained steadily worthless across all timelines

2024-06-03 17:55:55

FUCK YOU BLOODY BUDDY
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2024-06-03 13:58:53

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Look for the stream of piss hitting you in the face
Dead giveaway