ThePoastmasterGeneral on Nostr: That poast was even less necessary than my ill fated Christmas special, "A Very ...

That poast was even less necessary than my ill fated Christmas special, "A Very Zoomer Christmas"

To this day, nobody knows what it means

Ooooh, oh oh...
Oooooh...

Last Christmas, I gave you my gyat,
but the very next day, you simped it away.
This year, to save me my guap, I'll skibidi someone sigma.

Last Christmas, I gave you my gyat,
but the very next day, you simped it away.
This year, to save me a guap, I'll skibidi someone sigma.

Once bitten, and twice bussin'.
I keep my distance, but you still drip.
Tell me baby, do ykyk?
Well, it's been a year, yeet me like a sussy baka.

I wrapped it up and sent it with a note saying "You a snack," fr fr.
Now I know how cheugy I've been,
but if you rizzed me now, I know you'd cap me again.

Last Christmas, I gave you my gyat,
but the very next day, you simped it away.
This year, to save me my guap, I'll skibidi someone sigma.

Last Christmas, I gave you my gyat,
but the very next day, you simped it away.
This year, to save me a guap, I'll skibidi someone sigma.

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