BattleDwarfGimli

It's me, bitches. I heard there were snacks.

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2024-09-04 19:56:24

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wtaf.

2024-08-17 01:23:48

15 years ago stupid me would have said “oh boy! They’re finally going to defend the border!”
https://media.nicecrew.digital/f579bfefed78fd493fcf5e9630831eadef717bfab65dc37c3865239a18cb2c77.jpeg

2024-08-14 14:51:56

I should have immediately married @npub1rre…xwz8 the first time she head-butted me in the face. We're 12 years together now, but it should have been 33 years.
❤️

2024-08-11 12:59:25

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Colombo, Perry Mason, and the Rockford Files.

2024-08-10 00:31:34

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LOL we're not your passive little peasant class, you mincing fairy.

2024-08-09 23:43:10

The absolute irony of this.
#note1vht…hnfz

2024-08-09 20:36:02

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That's a flat spin. It was falling basically straight down, which means it either lost ALL controls (they have redundancies) or .. the pilots were dead. I don't think I've ever heard of a commercial airliner dropping dead out of the sky like that. Doesn't mean it hasn't happened, but, I've never seen it.

2024-08-09 18:23:58

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No girls allowed.
Of course, you could find a couple of girls who will go, and pick your own weekend.

2024-08-09 15:26:02

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He blocked me too. One day he put up a poast, "NOBODY HAD BETTER SAY X!"
I of course, said "X."
He immediately blocked me.

2024-08-09 14:03:06

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My current perspective on just about every political topic today relates strongly to your horrific "Dagobah Swamp" story.

2024-08-09 14:00:43

This deceptively simple little darling is called "omuraisu", and it was my favorite breakfast in the basement cafeteria of Yonsei University in Seoul. It is seasoned rice, in an omelet, topped with a bit of Korean kochujang - pepper paste. Very, very satisfying.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/49a0bde4e9b10e7f61e961a0fbc5d8e494cf5ee9bb956feb00aae181086bd77f.jpeg

2024-08-09 12:52:03

LOL. LMAO even.
Me: "X appears to be true. Here is evidence in the form of records and history."
Guy who did one tour in the Navy, 40 years ago: "NUH UH! IT'S GOING TO BE THIS! HERE'S A NOVEL I WROTE ABOUT IT, AND HERE'S THE PAGES FROM MY NOVEL TO PROVE IT!"
The levels of faggotry.

2024-08-09 11:53:07

GM to nobody in particular.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/3ab0d774b93213fd46322bcc608bfff75a372c52c2bfda8dc776f3aa958ece04.jpg

2024-08-09 11:48:55

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aw. I was having fun kicking that account around. That makes me sad.

2024-08-09 11:22:33

I know this doesn't come as a surprise, but niggers are retarded. https://nitter.poast.org/akafacehots/status/1821594449870197101

2024-08-09 03:42:12

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RULE BRITTANIA.

2024-08-09 00:54:20

Comments are all LOL
https://nitter.poast.org/GOVUK/status/1821502879590494358

2024-08-08 16:50:30

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[entirely plausible scenario]
Alternate South Florida version:
"Y'all wanna Bud?" [rummages in cooler next to lawn chair]

2024-08-08 16:47:22

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You kids git th' hell offa mah porch naow.

2024-08-08 14:11:12

every. single. word. of this.
DEATH TO BOLSHEVISM.
REMEMBER YOUR KIPLING.
#note17un…v2r2
https://media.nicecrew.digital/3ccbe8ee1f8a86e45622fd7b477d5aa39a80f73ce05491331651d91d9cde2de4.png

2024-08-08 12:22:27

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I said it here three days ago. I gave the police 72 hours to fold.

2024-08-08 03:42:19

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Gay.

2024-08-08 03:40:32

Newsflash: kikes not welcome.
Harris snubbing Shapiro makes liberal jews in Hollywood feel ‘not welcome’ among Democrats: Report
https://www.foxnews.com/media/harris-snubbing-shapiro-makes-liberal-jews-hollywood-feel-not-welcome-among-democrats-report

2024-08-07 23:55:38

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That’s herpes, bruh…

2024-08-07 19:04:32

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I no longer possess the ability to react with genuine shock or surprise.

2024-08-07 15:12:32

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You wouldn't last five minutes in one of our winters, Poi Boy.

2024-08-07 14:28:34

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You have to measure the explosive force of this in jaculates.
[somewhere, an FBI cubicle troll is throwing up and crying]

2024-08-07 14:26:20

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So... you're totally unaware of the whole Danzig Incident and treaty with Poland that was all quietly swept under the rug to make it look like the Germans just up and decided to invade Poland in 1939, for no reason at all?...

2024-08-07 11:44:29

Rose of Sharon blooms starting…
https://media.nicecrew.digital/f4ed20264a43fec66acc543dc2a2e2507bc8750d24abb1ecd74ef270dd9d023b.jpeg

2024-08-06 19:20:39

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I feel so seen. I feel so understood.

2024-08-06 19:15:24

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[eyes suspiciously] you... don't... drink coffee?...

2024-08-06 18:33:20

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I guess I should build them a second nesting box, and fortify the run a little more.

2024-08-06 18:31:51

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I need moar chikins. We only have 7.

2024-08-06 18:00:59

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애..... 왜 그렇게 복잡 하게 하는가....

2024-08-06 16:50:10

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Here is where the differences between a rules-based DM and a story-based DM begin to show.

2024-08-06 11:59:26

New vid. Direct message. I'm pissed off and sick of it, and you all should be, too.
https://rumble.com/v59wtdd-the-direct-message-reupload.html

2024-08-06 11:40:45

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There probably is.

2024-08-06 11:39:43

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Except to get
[wait for it…]
stoned.

2024-08-06 03:59:18

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https://media.nicecrew.digital/c84a7aa102c5c9748a9952d99da31ac65b555dbff52230c0b449c6cc860a8779.MOV

2024-08-06 03:54:24

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You’ll be doing it alone. I’m off to bed in 10 minutes. Enjoy. I look forward to reading about your Pyrrhic victories in the morning.

2024-08-06 03:52:30

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We don’t have AC.

2024-08-06 03:49:41

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Jonny if you’re pegging asses, that makes you gay.

2024-08-06 03:48:16

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We are north of the Northern Mason Dixon Line by two miles. It is not supposed to be this hot here.

2024-08-06 02:17:50

Normally there is spirited discussion about who gets the bone for the night. But it is too hot and humid. This is the best they can do.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/1c5955161da3ad076aea98965f45e0cb50b50c4c5d9a3cb4ac6ab76116709d3a.mov

2024-08-05 23:53:12

Listen to them. Listen when jews tell you that they hate you and they want you dead. Listen to jews when they say they want the White race exterminated. Believe jews when they call for White genocide.
They'll tell you all about it. All you have to do is listen.
#note1mxj…9tc4
https://media.nicecrew.digital/4c73c52a30a5a3d65451ced79fd024c22e6fc876ca104ab9858c4198b77f1ffe.jpg

2024-08-05 23:38:27

This is the PERFECT example of the Breakfast Test.
Nigger: “Gibs me dat table. It empty an’ I bees hongrie.”
French receptionist: “Je vous en pris, Madame, jemais we are booked solid zees evening.”
Nigger: ”Naw dat table be enty! I can sees it! You juss Rayciss an‘ shiet!”
The nigger cannot process the concept of pre-booking or reservations. Nothing but the now exists.
https://www.foxnews.com/sports/serena-williams-blasts-paris-hotel-after-being-denied-access-eat-empty-restaurant

2024-08-05 20:25:04

Hey @npub13v6…hy07 - set your peen down for a sec and read this.
#note19yn…lznv

2024-08-05 20:24:17

The police cannot keep this up indefinitely. Exhaust them. Wear them down. Also, I hear, I have heard, that CS or equivalent can be made with many commonly available household items. It would be terrible if CS filled a building full of broken windows, let alone the poor police, all uncomfortable and irritated. Such a pity.
#note1t79…w9cj

2024-08-05 20:21:06

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I discovered that nightmare over a decade ago, and now religiously clean that spot, yearly.

2024-08-05 19:20:03

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Wait until you look in that corner behind the stove.

2024-08-05 17:43:58

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You just made all that up to sound brain.

2024-08-05 17:43:16

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The Africanized ones in the USA typically become dangerous around 9, from what I've seen.

2024-08-05 17:38:52

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That's not a Boxer. You can't fool me so easily.

2024-08-05 00:18:12

Somebody who can reach them, please get BritFam a message from an old SOF guy:
They are bluffing. You outnumber them, drastically. They have 72 hours max, to make you quit. To make you give up.
Don't give up.
They're bluffing, and they're scared.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/f010683410f2bcc42bfd3648dede5d0416f425f283b04420805dde34878a5d7a.jpg

2024-08-04 16:09:14

"Back Muh Blue."
#note1pll…yt29

2024-08-04 15:45:16

Care packages for @npub1upm…revj - I let some of our spearmint and apple mint, and motherwort go to seed. Dropping in the mail in the morning.
Happy herbalisting!
https://media.nicecrew.digital/e56f99e2136bb0ac2f9e716d7ecc2a66ed62b122301e466fbacadc1a00566853.jpeg
https://media.nicecrew.digital/bca058d852878a5b0f6f087af06e0407101106214d49fe79742c2fe724a529c1.jpeg

2024-08-04 12:22:34

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When the Irish and the English are fighting each other, everyone is happy and everything is normal. But the jews brought the wogs and niggers in. Now the Irish and the English will unite against a common enemy - anything that does not belong on the fucking island.

2024-08-04 11:59:51

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probably be doing him a favor by putting one in his dome…

2024-08-04 10:41:38

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What’s with the head though? He’d appear decapitated from behind - super disturbing.

2024-08-03 22:58:33

These, though.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/0b222689064e50c740d3f6c56605b8cd44b776688a9952e999710c55b4da7a6f.MOV

2024-08-03 21:49:31

"The knife attack, which led to the death of three children."
Why do you suffer these people to breathe, England? They hate you, and they clearly want you dead.
#note1aaf…m3hu
https://media.nicecrew.digital/d72f28fbf358522fb2232773c06511f3e035a80e3ffe262e9b7ad2e0870cc19d.png

2024-08-03 20:42:47

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purple drank?

2024-08-03 20:41:31

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I fucked yo xbox, moon cricket.

2024-08-03 20:35:17

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MEET THEM BACK.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/d72f28fbf358522fb2232773c06511f3e035a80e3ffe262e9b7ad2e0870cc19d.png

2024-08-03 15:08:26

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Yeah she’s never, ever allowed to meet Wifey….. 😱😱😱 🤣

2024-08-03 14:56:15

Hhhhhhhhhhh…..
https://media.nicecrew.digital/8790f17025c04785afd3b021154860710b312dcb615b662b9d6a4325f81cadb9.jpg

2024-08-03 14:38:30

Our courthouse is the oldest continuously functioning courthouse in the country.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/caa51fca63b3e5860b7d35c049021da0721127e90d9e2c20893347f369ed19ca.mov

2024-08-03 13:12:11

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LOL there is a very good chance my oldest pair of Doc Martens are older than you...

2024-08-03 13:03:13

The Brits are having themselves a little precursor moment to some serious KillDozer action.
#note1ggp…5kjh

2024-08-03 12:58:37

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Man donchuknoe dat chikin grease be duh wey to oil dat hinge be squeakin?

2024-08-03 12:52:03

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dafuq?

2024-08-03 12:33:17

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Sounds to me like the police and politicians need some policing.

2024-08-02 16:00:59

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correct.

2024-08-02 15:23:35

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This is every major river in an urban area in formerly White Western nations now. The invasive filth of a hundred fetid, stinking countries has literally, in every way, shit all over our society and on our beautiful landscapes.

2024-08-02 12:15:43

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White People things.

2024-08-02 00:11:34

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If you're sick, you're sick. Also, your Whiteness is showing. A nigger would still be demanding the job and the raise, and bitching about how the owner is rayciss.

2024-08-01 19:05:18

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..... when did that happen?

2024-08-01 17:56:42

Justice Margaret Chutich is of course a kike dyke. Her "only child" was found dead.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/a7ae194f7a75bb9a3b5e9858bdc6eda3e8a802cdfa465d501407747bf947362e.png

2024-08-01 17:19:03

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I just grab one of my rifle cleaning rods...

2024-08-01 16:31:47

LOL little Bolshevik whore gets pilloried and deepfaked, and is mortified. Bolsheviks do this to their enemies all the time. It is de rigeur for them. But when it happens to one of them...
https://archive.is/g71YL

2024-08-01 11:13:12

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Don't know where you got that from but it is inaccurate. Japanese, Korean, and Mongolian are all very "throaty" languages. French is the nasaliest language I know of.

2024-07-31 18:19:22

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Is he ... ban-begging?...

2024-07-31 16:42:06

"2 uncomfortable 2 tolerate"
"Forcing y'all 2 face the truth"
"Only remedy 4 maintianing"
Muh college-edjamacated negress.
🍉
#note1k9d…d6tf

2024-07-31 15:24:23

LOL she still thinks she's some sort of an "influencer". Adorable.
"Good White folx" - racist negroid cunt. I'm not "complicit" in my racism - you are. Mouthy jigaboos like you are LITERALLY the REASON I became racist.
I WILL TREAT YOU EXACTLY LIKE YOU TREAT ME. NIGGER.
#note1vu9…2uuy
https://media.nicecrew.digital/7c316bae72923edcaafddcea371bc2da4189ed4b18fcff3b5d914bf5f0a39f47.png

2024-07-31 15:06:44

I just watched Jacques Pepin make the perfect French omelet and now I have a massive erection.

2024-07-31 14:50:55

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Like, negros? Or, government agents?

2024-07-31 14:30:44

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I had a strange dream last night that I got everyone from NiceCrew who was cool (so obviously not Greg) to move to our town and we completely took it over and we gained the reputation for the most racist town in America so people kept trying to move there, but we wouldn't let them.

2024-07-31 14:05:26

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I made a point of wearing a cowboy hat and boots to tour Warwick Castle, too. Yank dialed to 11.

2024-07-31 12:11:19

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That would be noticing, and not it is not just niggers. it includes 95% of pajeets, and pretty much any Stone Age aboriginal. A lot of desert niggers too.

2024-07-31 11:05:34

I almost moved to England in 2010. Very glad I didn't, now. Orwellian third-world wog-infested shithole...
#note1cz7…e3um

2024-07-30 17:06:30

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I was a 98G/SIGINT/EW, and 37F/PSYOP.

2024-07-30 16:40:48

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Army wasn't taking anything below 35 when I went in, in 1994. Anything below 45 is basically an idiot.

2024-07-30 16:39:47

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DLAB: Defense Language Aptitude Battery. One of the hardest tests to pass. I got a 136. My GT was a 124.

2024-07-30 16:36:27

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The Korean women are mind-blowingly good shots with pistol, and bow.

2024-07-30 16:30:33

@npub13v6…hy07
LET LARY LITTLEPAGE IN!!!

2024-07-30 16:25:41

Current Torbosis and faggotry on the Blabs:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/85b328e15ee8fad20f54b6a80ef52b456bcb374c2492810a69c7890f17613520.png

2024-07-30 16:21:59

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LOL wut?

2024-07-30 16:21:32

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"The high wasn't for everyone of course. The South was segregated, homosexuality was illegal.." <-- HOW ARE THESE NOT GOOD THINGS?
Fuck this guy. Generally speaking, he is right, but he himself is a twink.

2024-07-30 13:36:23

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Plaque? Are you gonna pay those dental bills?? Are you??

2024-07-30 13:28:55

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Put grapevine netting over them, you dorf.
https://www.plantra.com/Vineyard-Row-Bird-Netting_c_114.html