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JB

Authory.com/joakimbook

At peace with life at 66°N. Writes shit, edits books, hikes to the top of snow-capped mountains — usually barefoot.

Public Key

npub1y0gaju64gxtw2utz9dud9ju9nlg7k4u7yq5exkxrcw85myplzdlsf5jxa0

NIP-05 Address

joakimbook@primal.net

NIP-57 Address

joakimbook@primal.net

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsz85wewd25r9h9w93zk7xjewzel50t270zq2vntrpu8r6djql3xlcpr4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuer9wfnkjemf9e3k7mf0d9hxymmcqyt8wumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnswf5k6ctv9ehx2aqcqz2y4

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relay.dergigi.com/inbox

relay.primal.net

nostr21.com

Author Public Key

npub1y0gaju64gxtw2utz9dud9ju9nlg7k4u7yq5exkxrcw85myplzdlsf5jxa0

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Last Notes

2026-06-13 20:51:21

I know all you cool people are at @nprofile…py4c
...but I went here today. Snow, meltwater, and mountains still rule.
https://blossom.primal.net/9c22285238022f1b2c6112697e421a17f444f6f17869aba2f4fdd76ce5a7e0a4.png https://blossom.primal.net/925a9884ebc0c4cce918c413906838b48200accd0ff363ff9d7635d927ac7848.jpg

2026-06-12 23:25:15

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Where does one acquire a shirt like that??
Asking for a friend

2026-06-11 10:26:58

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Sorry, I'm only on the "Yes it sucks" stage. Any advice for getting to "it always sucks" at least?

2026-06-07 10:17:10

Pretty great place for a pretty great book
@nprofile…u8g0
https://blossom.primal.net/dfc6ba560e22a9e7ffd24cf1bd2cc45193a4407c07cb66ba6d9cf74ebdccdf7f.jpg

2026-06-07 10:13:33

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It is, or at least the place exists. I've been there several times <3

2026-06-01 00:41:59

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"Den lil'open" ;)

2026-05-30 23:41:05

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Weekly?? Amazing, great! No longer gotta keep track of when!

2026-05-29 12:23:32

printing shares doesn't create resources; it just redistributes them.
OVER AND OUT, treasury company scum.
h/t @nprofile…dzev https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqsq96tptmdyt0xv7z23ymfsdwfnuu5nlyy6s2hye8cqxyyldujncwc7cv8cn
#nevent1q…ap5q

2026-05-23 20:21:21

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Too true.

2026-05-21 01:22:31

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...And those who are ignorant of the past are not qualified to generalize about it!

2026-05-12 21:50:46

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... because Strategy or Strike/XXI will finance it for you!

2026-05-11 20:50:03

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_just_ remembered that I was 50 pages into the second edition of this.... Can you stop, like, shipping and let the rest of us slowpokes catch up?!

2026-05-11 15:23:15

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#2, clearly

2026-05-11 15:22:29

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because printing for spending and issuing securities against it have VERY different macroeconomic and financial-market effects

2026-05-11 10:22:05

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woops! missed that

2026-05-09 10:22:43

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done
gimme sweet sweet sats

2026-05-06 16:47:57

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what's his npub?

2026-05-06 16:47:43

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cuz words are all I've got! All tawk, no substance

2026-05-02 10:53:40

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The stock market is positive-sum. And with a 5% cut. yours is negative-sum.
Moron.

2026-05-01 00:14:27

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Not "tick, tock mf"?
https://blossom.primal.net/7c8f72b3eb675bf7d70d9f8e50252ca194b92b3a1d0755463a14b18e5c74bd41.gif

2026-04-22 19:19:02

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we're very grateful that you spend the other 1% Nostr-posting to us plebs!

2026-04-20 17:10:12

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Got a decent collection here:
https://stacker.news/items/1414732/r/denlillaapan
Otherwise always recommending this:
https://blossom.primal.net/8788531e79077436306850d603b405dc3c71e08563ee96313a952b6fc77324ff.png
https://cup.columbia.edu/book/principles-of-bitcoin/9780231563079/

2026-04-19 17:39:10

Trying to spice it up with different views... but like, when this is the paradise I live in, what am I supposed to do??
https://stacker.news/items/1474724/r/denlillaapan
https://blossom.primal.net/3151834bdde0fa5d18d69dfe4745fb4a40d6af5859a0b76430a43d64db95ed8e.jpg

2026-04-19 17:38:16

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HOW WE ZAP NOW, BRO?!

2026-04-18 18:56:14

It's a bird, it's a plane... no, it's a surprise fog ROLLING in during mid-day ski trip.
Ah, winter paradise.
https://blossom.primal.net/bbd5eabb590e10a0ce874778d49c7177d0a7b4dbacf3c92a18a1fc0e45f9600e.jpg

2026-04-18 18:54:41

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but dude, it's PRISTINE COLLATERAL! What's wrong with you

2026-04-16 19:44:29

PEAAACEEEE, within me. https://blossom.primal.net/20a7a9c464fd25a5bb624f1613a9a204dae19874f7d005d74f95c303f677a8c8.jpg

2026-04-13 18:43:55

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Uh-hu, tell me about it.
https://blossom.primal.net/e7422fa7e72e00f61971ea955bfcbae634f6b9b2ce0fd9fc5548492541b357b5.jpg

2026-04-12 17:15:31

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@nprofile…vwhm , you passed a thousand people already or is my app just not showing the "complete" button?

2026-04-12 17:12:01

I am participating in SOUND HSA Spring Challenge!
I have reached 50138 steps so far!
#SoundHSA #MoveToEarn

2026-04-11 14:10:59

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I have no idea what this ChatGPT printout sentence is supposed to mean

2026-04-11 14:10:24

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ok, I'm KIND OF sympathetic to this argument -- and there are plenty of people who never benefitted material or noticeably. Even to this day, there are poor elderly and boomers with crappy lives and life prospects.
(and _def_ agree with you about the world we could have had under better money etc.,)
Still, we can keep two thoughts in our heads at once: THAT's true, and it's ALSO true that the (Luxury Commie) boomers as a cohort/class are excessively, unfairly, parasitically better off at the expense of the rest of us.
I can still "hate" them in general or in principle, AND feel bad for the (small!) minority who didn't do well.

2026-04-11 09:33:34

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Thanks!
I check in on this hours later... AND THERE'S NO BLOCK FOUND? wth, cmon _chop chop_

2026-04-11 09:29:57

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No, silly. Try reading it again and see if it sinks in: the pittance they had to hand over in the 1970s BY FAR is compensated by the benefits showered on them now AND by the other artificial/inflation waves they rode coming here — stock markets, housing markets, cheap public goods etc

2026-04-11 00:19:55

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first time i ever participated in a bloc, party... Feels good, man

2026-04-10 16:50:43

Odell getting more and more aggressively based on this.
WE. LOVE. TO. SEE. IT!
#nevent1q…s3hu

2026-04-08 20:52:51

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Theres another spring challenge, goddamnit gotta get off the couch!

2026-04-05 16:47:49

This.
Nobody gets it.
#nevent1q…vssm

2026-04-01 18:51:23

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All seven of them, yeah

2026-04-01 11:29:29

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Isn't hashrate just a long-term proxy for price? (As in, hashrate can't increase if price isn't)

2026-03-23 14:46:54

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No?
Honey badger doesn't care about you.

2026-03-23 14:46:29

"Lynx Alden" is pretty dope.
https://blossom.primal.net/a8735e358d2e95608007a742121c20ccbd17af63954fc527871b5c8174fc2c5b.png
https://stacker.news/items/1459030

2026-03-21 18:25:25

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YEEESSS BRUH!
It's been for fucking _ever_. We miss it

2026-03-20 11:38:40

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how will you ever recover, bruh?
American HODL no more!

2026-03-17 12:41:12

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Use them with space around — then you're not sloppy!

2026-03-16 14:13:49

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Yo bro, tried to DM a while back. Try reaching out (here, TG, Twitter DM etc) if I can still help

2026-03-14 13:49:10

I just completed SOUND HSA Launch Challenge!
I reached 53473 steps!
#SoundHSA #MoveToEarn #Completed

2026-03-05 07:54:22

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https://blossom.primal.net/388a5f1b1dbf95f536296de394c17dd7193f8dbb42c5ce55a0cebbd44020a69f.jpg

2026-02-25 14:32:07

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leeessgo bro.
Go on and tell em!

2026-02-23 13:58:19

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hey @nprofile…tf6v , someone just told me about this -- but can't find it on Bitcoinerjobs anymore. Am I too late to the party? (If not, DM and we can talk)

2026-02-23 10:24:17

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"Imagine a bar tab..."
God, am I sick of that (broken) analogy

2026-02-08 18:40:51

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lol, beautiful observation

2026-01-31 18:56:44

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In fixed-sats quantity, I presume? (Otherwise you're just hedged, requiring the buyer to fork over more sats the lower the BTC/USD price goes)

2026-01-31 18:55:20

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I was gonna go have a drink at the pub. Can no longer afford it.
(Or, perhaps that's the _only_ same thing to do at times like this??)

2026-01-20 21:35:21

BEST BOOKSHELF IN BITCOIN!!
#nevent1q…yh2s

2026-01-20 21:34:14

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We miss you too, sir. Excitement and progress arc for Nostr feels like it's dying off a tad :/

2026-01-18 09:29:00

This was a wonderful story
#nevent1q…mq8a
https://blossom.primal.net/ab3a642df40b9c50e934cd9d6c5baa3df2ea2b760f90783a1b971fe849c3e9ea.jpg

2026-01-12 21:44:42

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WE'RE GOING BACK TO NOSTR...
Uh, sorry, never left.

2026-01-07 04:33:10

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I'm communicating to several audiences at once. For the experienced Bitcoiners at @nprofile…kuag, "boring" conveys precisely the probable reading experience they would have.
That doesn't take anything away from how well it introduces topics for a complete beginner.
(It wouldn't quite be the same... We have black belts coming to our newbie sessions sometimes, and they usually get a good round. Not like they _learn_ anything from us whites and yellows, obvs, but they learn from sensei and from fighting different opponents)

2026-01-06 14:42:56

eeeeee, @nprofile…3f4a is the best and @nprofile…5yzw is real cool.
THANKS FRENZ!
#nevent1q…ehc0

2026-01-06 12:17:58

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Max, is there a convenient PDF somewhere for this 2nd edition? (I'm reading the first in that format, no idea how I got it)

2026-01-04 19:01:27

Sorry, @nprofile…2pcv ! Didn't mean to be so harsh... It's a great book for newbies! :)
#nevent1q…7hql

2026-01-04 12:39:33

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Damn, bro. I'm only 30 pages into the first version.
Major changes, so I should start over, or I can just keep reading...?

2026-01-04 12:37:50

Winter, spring,
nobody knows.
https://blossom.primal.net/9d2e06ba51f957d77a37730f694c499a3af7dfffa0d3622beb5af2e60cc6a614.jpg

2026-01-03 22:40:17

Every time I browse some pages in @nprofile…mrh0 's book before bed, I end of sending like five quotes to friends.
Dude nailed so much.

2025-12-27 22:48:37

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No.
Men should provide for THEIR women — wives, mother's, daughters. Not women _in general_.

2025-12-27 22:47:12

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I never comment on YouTube, a line I've held pretty consistently forever. But if you say it's that good, I'll support it with my eyeballs

2025-12-27 22:43:57

My thoughts on @nprofile…jttu 's article.
#nevent1q…6fnl

2025-12-19 14:17:24

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2.
Also, "stolen"

2025-12-18 15:55:52

True dat
#nevent1q…8kme

2025-12-18 00:17:55

Featuring the ever hard-hitting @nprofile…dsfs
#nevent1q…zhf5

2025-12-15 20:03:46

100%
#nevent1q…lzdd

2025-12-15 16:55:41

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what a beauty

2025-12-14 13:16:16

Pathetic
#nevent1q…und7

2025-12-12 09:24:19

Sad to report that I didn't hit my 40h a week (~125,000 minutes)... what's worse, most of them weren't Bitcoin podcasts. Though, most bitcoin feeds happen over @nprofile…7u5r
@nprofile…yxmn failed its campaign
https://blossom.primal.net/e38cdcb27b48a1f43624fce8d23346777dd4c1a9c9e533634ab4edbb1cd95907.png

2025-12-11 19:29:10

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Fantastic to see!

2025-12-05 19:40:35

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Send them my way, sir.

2025-12-05 09:01:56

It isn't shameful; you're retarded
#nevent1q…9xxj

2025-12-05 09:01:10

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You gonna shoot vampires or what?

2025-12-05 09:00:25

Nostr isn't down.
Bitcoin isn't down.
#cloudflare #chaos #fiat

2025-12-02 20:49:02

growth is over, fiscal train is runaway.
It's over.
#nevent1q…mxer

2025-12-01 09:59:04

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GM...or not-so-GM, who knows

2025-11-27 23:30:29

Mr. @nprofile…mrh0 speaking
https://blossom.primal.net/3a6a57f8137692e611b5de79205c68e6f02f7de2461e7a261d7e8987bffb801a.jpg

2025-11-22 10:10:33

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I've got you covered(!)
https://primal.net/e/nevent1qqsv06tf76fwqvfahdq3a3eqcfp94rv4nx7gc89vzukyrwdvkvm25eggr2afn

2025-11-21 18:12:13

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42 is good. I think I beat you in total

2025-11-21 15:35:29

Winter and fall all at once
https://blossom.primal.net/990e10cc181e256e6a9b8fd04c908dddce36c8b96bdf907c040a14f230a6f8c4.jpg

2025-11-21 08:33:05

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Welcome to the O.C., bitch

2025-11-20 22:58:02

Typical
#nevent1q…tt26

2025-11-18 12:18:43

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nope, I'm using it _juuuuust_ fine

2025-11-18 12:18:28

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I can see it...?

2025-11-18 12:18:04

At least we can still shitpost on #Nostr
https://blossom.primal.net/83923953a2beb32cd4f88eff5bfb3978361c99a77932b8b3524af40460889d61.png
#nevent1q…aaxa

2025-11-17 19:26:14

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Nah, deserved amount

2025-11-17 19:25:34

Life advice
https://blossom.primal.net/60a25a25ff1cb7c5de3173d85d70a8dfd811f3bc5e97752d0cb45571a87b3db9.jpg

2025-11-14 23:25:19

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At least the pedos say they're unavoidably pulled to it — out of their control, etc. Vegans can just change and be better.

2025-11-14 23:24:05

Now, here's some shit that moves my needle toward the anti-Core camp.
Jeeezus
#nevent1q…es90

2025-11-11 18:43:12

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1-set max is like 29 or something, but have tried for that in a few months. We'll see!

2025-11-11 15:29:07

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Why did the Bitcoin go to therapy? It had too many emotional blocks.

2025-11-11 12:04:08

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did he delete this tweet or something? (Can't find it)

2025-11-10 20:16:55

Greatness does not come about through accumulating great amounts of money, great amounts of publicity or great power in government.
When you help someone in any of thousands of ways, you
help the world. Kindness is costless but also priceless.
I wish all who read this a very happy Thanksgiving. Yes, even the jerks; it’s never too late to change. Remember to thank America for maximizing your opportunities
-- Warren Buffett
https://stacker.news/items/1279195/r/denlillaapan

2025-11-10 10:06:22

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Wow, every word he just said there was wrong.