PunishedD

>get automated response about my ticket
>respond with app-suggested "got it" phrase button
>get automated response saying "thanks!"
The machines are trying to make me talk to myself, then use the transcript as proof I'm crazy.

2024-07-02 18:33:16

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@npub13mv…xkq0 You think that's a scam, wait until they tell you about the 4.294 billion addresses.

2024-07-02 15:03:38

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@npub1euk…qay6 "But those non-standard widgets wouldn't look good on my iPhone!" whined the consoomer, quivering in fear at the Advanced button briefly shown in the settings menu.

2024-07-02 13:43:59

Anon woke up and chose violence.
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/9a9b0354f855a22a1b3589eae03034aace46f778800d73f9c047fc6788a681ba.png

2024-07-02 03:14:21

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@npub13mv…xkq0 Celebrate with your peers.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2021/07/02/how-disability-pride-month-started-and-what-means/7840560002/

2024-07-02 03:11:25

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@npub13mv…xkq0 You're disabled?

2024-07-02 01:43:52

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@npub1srh…8g90 charge him rent

2024-07-01 19:15:27

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@npub1xwj…pu49 @npub109x…wvvl Why are you making unreasonable demands?

2024-07-01 13:34:08

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@npub17jx…w2x2 @npub1pfn…yx6f You don't get exiled and ice picked for being a cool guy.

2024-06-30 18:48:27

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@npub13mv…xkq0 They did, but after the focus group they renamed it so audiences wouldn't get confused.
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/f7438e13c267ed7b8af458b10ea3e6026093cad703ac55c3eb136cd87f911533.png

2024-06-30 17:40:15

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@npub1euk…qay6 If he thinks that's bad, wait until he finds out the 13th Amendment overturned 200 years of precedent.

2024-06-30 17:17:45

Turning on the "Deep focus for study/work Lofi" music playlist, for background music for my puzzle games.

2024-06-30 16:14:40

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@npub1kdy…2hnf @npub1y6t…9wl9 Since OSS became embedded in EVERYTHING, I've encountered this less and less. Almost non-existent at my job now.

2024-06-30 00:45:03

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@npub1euk…qay6 All Trump has to do to win the next debate, at a random time in the middle, make a face and say "what's that smell? What did you do, Joe?"
Then refuse to elaborate, including after the debate as well. Biden's handlers will freak out denying everything, but nobody will believe them.

2024-06-29 23:11:57

typing noob tech questions into Google to make the algorithm feel better

2024-06-29 14:05:06

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 All the Big Tech company forums are taken over by them. Somebody told them putting their face on every profile, doing small blogs/YT vids, and getting upvotes for answers was the surefire way to get Western jobs.

2024-06-29 03:37:43

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 Crab, you need to close the tab.

2024-06-29 02:38:40

Jersh has created the profession of Spiteful FOIA Content Producer.
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2024-06-29 02:32:44

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 I read the books, it was like a Stephen King "self insert writer is the hero" story that realized its main character was boring and went all in on the side character.

2024-06-28 20:09:32

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@npub1kdy…2hnf "User, we've been watching you."

2024-06-28 16:56:28

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@npub1srh…8g90 @npub1utk…yzsa I watched an LP of this game years ago. Wild stuff.

2024-06-28 03:46:58

>apt-get install git
>E: Unable to locate package git
nigga wut

2024-06-28 00:50:11

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@npub1c37…0eae foudroyant is clearly a made up word

2024-06-27 22:56:24

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@npub1kdy…2hnf What the fuck are those niggers talking about? We would never violate their faggoty rules!

2024-06-27 04:13:26

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@npub1c66…tduv I hear this a lot. What I don't see is people trying very hard at all.

2024-06-27 04:09:03

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@npub1c66…tduv This is a mistake. The proper move is gatekeeping. Kick them out.

2024-06-26 23:02:05

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@npub1tj5…l33p double up on leg day nerd

2024-06-26 21:37:46

I wrote a ToDo list for myself last night. The final task just says "Finances?"
I have no idea what past me meant by this, and I'm slightly worried.

2024-06-26 20:37:22

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@npub1utk…yzsa Looks like some sketches, some anime gayness, and a Sonic sketch. Slow moving, but not bad.

2024-06-26 20:32:28

Truly this site has earned its reputation for being a non-stop hive of scum and villainy.
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/f86b209d7d3ae2a0fc187ac598fb570fce9d64d20121991f4809f52da603edf8.png

2024-06-26 20:30:59

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 If it asks you "would you like to play a game?" unplug your computer immediately.

2024-06-25 03:17:16

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 They've been holding it in for years and really wish you'd stop texting them for half an hour.

2024-06-23 20:29:55

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 That was us, we called in a wellness check because you hadn't used :insane: in a while. Just making sure the aliens didn't get you and swap minds.

2024-06-22 23:48:37

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 Careful, chyat goes to some weird places.

2024-06-22 22:44:06

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 Changes at the push of a button. But if you're standing in their way when they want to vent, they'll blow you away.

2024-06-22 22:18:36

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 They're the High Valley Assassin Crew. Kind of dangerous, but only if you invade their turf.

2024-06-22 17:07:11

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@npub1j4p…z0qp That looks like reverse mortgages, they've been around for decades.

2024-06-22 17:06:14

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@npub1cyk…2qn2 @npub1y6t…9wl9 Stupid government nanny state won't let us have the tools we need.

2024-06-22 14:40:12

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 @npub18fh…xydc retvrn
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/8f37da6051fb60468aea9c220a78c5407ca130b9156226bc2933ac34575f4656.png

2024-06-22 13:26:38

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@npub1gw6…v892 I found the BROSR guys lay out the disconnect very well, calling it the Clubhouse vs Cult.
https://bradfordcwalker.substack.com/p/the-return-of-the-clubhouse

2024-06-22 12:59:48

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@npub1x70…cxkp @npub1y6t…9wl9 But you just did.

2024-06-21 13:36:19

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@npub1srh…8g90 Mankind went wrong when it advanced past CSV

2024-06-21 04:14:57

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@npub1tj5…l33p no fucking a, dude.

2024-06-20 23:56:49

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@npub1kdy…2hnf a combo too powerful to be allowed
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/6fa9de6dac60cadde7ab6dd8b42b3fd78e74086b9e9ab2ae70e2a69e18305dfe.png
https://media.clubcyberia.co/pleroma/0beda565c3e7b5e7efaa4515f9beef618f0a0cff8c5c49b7ea96d8870bbca658.png

2024-06-20 20:14:15

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@npub1euk…qay6 ACKSHUALLY
https://ew.com/movies/james-cameron-recreates-titanic-floating-door-scene-jack-fit-with-rose/

2024-06-20 17:01:16

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@npub1xwj…pu49 Pro tip: if your penis is neon, you should see a doctor immediately, no matter what your chinese cartoons say.

2024-06-19 20:06:39

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@npub1tj5…l33p Imagine trusting computer software for a fair payout LMAO

2024-06-18 15:33:40

>play vidya games for years
>get better at vidya
>cook dinner for years
>never get better at cooking
wtf guys RL is a scame

2024-06-17 00:40:33

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@npub1pfn…yx6f I play without a king because I am a sovereign citizen.

2024-06-16 21:21:04

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@npub1euk…qay6 I'm not, it's just one of my favorite jokes for hate crime hoaxes.

2024-06-16 20:43:47

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@npub1euk…qay6 What a shame, there's so many of us who would do that for free. Damn immigrants taking our jobs.

2024-06-16 18:37:08

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@npub1euk…qay6 I buy the COVID excuse in this case. Houses like that used to be built for around $50k when he started the place in 2019.

2024-06-16 13:22:17

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 If they were trying to datamine engagement time, why are they still letting logged-in users run ad blockers?

2024-06-16 02:47:57

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@npub1pfn…yx6f "if"? What do you think YOU are?

2024-06-16 01:30:27

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@npub1y6t…9wl9 You have to demand a lawyer, then absolutely shut up until he arrives. Cops are very good at talking around your request for one. They'll say "oh, yeah, sure, you can, while we're waiting for him can you just explain where you were standing?"

2024-06-14 14:02:35

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@npub1zhj…kmgu spoiler this please, I don't need NSFW on my timeline

2024-06-13 22:16:26

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@npub1kdy…2hnf Do the exact opposite tomorrow, tell your boss you are bringing balance to the Force.

2024-06-13 21:00:05

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@npub1d2n…n2yu Do you know this?

2024-06-13 20:59:36

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