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https://nostr.report/

@NostReport | Physician | Bitcoiner | #plebchain | #docchain

Think about it, do it.

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doc@primal.net

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2025-03-28 20:59:25

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“From the sheets 💦 to the eats 🥩”
- Tallow Temptations, probably

2025-03-28 20:52:10

Thank you @npub1tvq…krq4 - your payment has been received. You may now pick up your item with a complementary tub of Tallow Temptations™️, the newest line of all beef personal lubricants by @npub1zzm…w5wy
https://image.nostr.build/92fa8c191fea9cf49eaeae68ac80cff79962b640826cd46bb4fafb7f8193871d.jpg
#note1jna…36jq

2025-03-28 20:37:04

Paging @npub1tvq…krq4 your shipment is stuck in customs. Please pay your tariff to release the item.
lnbc1191640n1pn7wzzupp5kgy44x37vpsx9k8wf8d6urj8k7hy0rt4d2fvw8rsrvxgxdz0sm7sdqqcqzzsxqrrssrzjqvgptfurj3528snx6e3dtwepafxw5fpzdymw9pj20jj09sunnqmwpapyqqqqqqrzluqqqqqqqqqqqqqq9qsp5dr6uwrgr8c9rgyunhr0w39tjy9qu4pcq8ysherglmzhm87kmlrms9qyyssqdd7s8h9zxwmnzqk8z250va66fd05a9wekclw4hk06wtmseesev4jkh5yzf5vf20c2teqkr5d9e9lhsq7pjp9j03axdapedx6t8eu0rgpjytu9p
https://image.nostr.build/666f7bec11536282b642c47c2e6d476d94928aeccc0636e76fcfcaaba90f3caa.jpg

2025-03-25 12:24:02

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https://m.primal.net/PsZK.jpg

2025-03-22 02:14:21

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Sound quality is fantastic. The app is worse than most Nostr apps in beta that I’ve tried. It’s a travesty. I bet someone has hacked them though, I need to look into that. The worst part is that the old app, which wasn’t fantastic by any means, worked just fine.

2025-03-19 12:11:50

Introducing @npub1p0w…vpjk - Proof Of Workout over Relays! 💪
A local-first, open-source fitness app for Android and iOS supercharged by #Nostr
What makes POWR special:
- 📱 Local-first architecture: Log your fitness events offline with option to share your workout records on Nostr
- 🔧 Create custom exercises and personalized workout templates
- 📦 Download "POWR Packs" - NIP-51 lists containing workouts and their associated exercises to instantly expand your workout library
In the works:
- 🔐 Amber login for Android users
- ⚡️and 🥜
- 🌐 Create and share your custom exercises (kind 33401) and workout templates (kind 33402) with the Nostr community
- ⏱️ Enhanced workout tracking (rest timer, exercise reordering, unit customization)
- 🏆 Custom workout types - support for CrossFit-style formats like AMRAP and EMOM beyond basic strength training
Special thanks to @nprofile…rkqj @nprofile…n8d4 @nprofile…7zu2 and @nprofile…y27r for their invaluable guidance during my 3-month journey working on POWR. Their support has been essential.
POWR isn't close to what I hope it’ll become (yet), but as Pablo wisely told me: ship early! Look for the TestFlight and Zapstore release early next week, but please have patience with the release and updates… I’m a Nostr enthusiast, not a dev, and working full time as a physician.
Devs: I'd love your feedback on my NIP proposal for workout event kinds, and if you’d like to contribute please reach out!
POWR On! 💪
https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/pull/1816
https://m.primal.net/PlQK.mov

2025-03-17 20:05:17

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lol I had one and loved it. Is it just the OG or are they bringing back the whole line?

2025-03-10 12:44:20

Fiat mining should have started an hour later today. Fuck DST, GM Nostr 🤙

2025-03-05 15:06:06

GM! 🌞󠄷󠄽󠄐󠅞󠅟󠅣󠅤󠅢󠄑󠄐󠅓󠅑󠅣󠅘󠅥󠄲󠅟󠄢󠄶󠅤󠅔󠅝󠅘󠄠󠅔󠄸󠄲󠅪󠄿󠅙󠄨󠅦󠅒󠅇󠅜󠅥󠅔󠄳󠄥󠅚󠅒󠄢󠅜󠅥󠅒󠄣󠄽󠅥󠅑󠅇󠄩󠅘󠅔󠅇󠄾󠅪󠅉󠅈󠅂󠅘󠅔󠄹󠄷󠅙󠅉󠅇󠅜󠄹󠄱󠄵󠄩󠄦󠄣󠅩󠅟󠄵󠄾󠅇󠅨󠅘󠅓󠄹󠄿󠅚󠅉󠅇󠄵󠄲󠅉󠅈󠄾󠄤󠅁󠄷󠄾󠅚󠄽󠄴󠄵󠄣󠄽󠅚󠄶󠅛󠅉󠅪󠅅󠄡󠄾󠅚󠅛󠄣󠅉󠅚󠄺󠅙󠄾󠅪󠅛󠄠󠅊󠅇󠅊󠅜󠄾󠅄󠅅󠄥󠄿󠅇󠅂󠅚󠄽󠅝󠄽󠅨󠄾󠅄󠅁󠅩󠅉󠅇󠅁󠅨󠄾󠅄󠄵󠄠󠄿󠄴󠄲󠅚󠄽󠅄󠅓󠄢󠅊󠅝󠅆󠅚󠅊󠅇󠅊󠅚󠄾󠅝󠄾󠅚󠄽󠅚󠅉󠅨󠅉󠅄󠄺󠅝󠅉󠅄󠅜󠅘󠅉󠄡󠅗󠅘󠄱󠄠󠅆󠅣󠄲󠄨󠄲󠅉󠄽󠅩󠄹󠄥󠅨󠅀󠄝󠅔󠅗󠄲󠅞󠄡󠄡󠅄󠅉󠅧󠄸󠅟󠄲󠅏󠅗󠅓󠄵󠄹󠅅󠅏󠅒󠅞󠅛󠅘󠅝󠄧󠄢󠅔󠅙󠅤󠅟󠄢󠄶󠅘󠄲󠄷󠄶󠅪󠅕󠄵󠄲󠅚󠄾󠄴󠄲󠅙󠄾󠅇󠅅󠅩󠄾󠄴󠄽󠄢󠄾󠄴󠅁󠄤󠅊󠅇󠄽󠄠󠅊󠅝󠄹󠅩󠄽󠅪󠄱󠄠󠅊󠄴󠅁󠄤󠄽󠅝󠄵󠅪󠅉󠅄󠅘󠅘󠄾󠅄󠄵󠅪󠄾󠅚󠅔󠅘󠄾󠅪󠅊󠅛󠄽󠅚󠅅󠅨󠅊󠅝󠅁󠄠󠅊󠅚󠅂󠅝󠄽󠄴󠄶󠅚󠄽󠄢󠅆󠅛󠄿󠅇󠅆󠅙󠄾󠅚󠄱󠄣󠅊󠅇󠄽󠄡󠅉󠅇󠄾󠅉󠄹󠅁󠄺󠅦󠅟󠅉󠅩󠅠󠅤󠄵󠄵󠄱󠅧󠅤󠅝󠄸󠅦󠅟󠅚󠅙󠅃󠅗󠅦󠄧󠄧󠅡󠅧󠄡󠄡󠄢󠄿󠅩󠄵󠄦󠅝󠅃󠄠󠅃󠅣󠅑󠅈󠄽󠄵󠅂󠄡󠄦󠄾󠅘󠅉󠅂󠄲󠅘󠅓󠄣󠅘󠄱󠄾󠅝󠄺󠅚󠄽󠅚󠄲󠅙󠄿󠄴󠄹󠄤󠄾󠅄󠄱󠄥󠅉󠅚󠅓󠅩󠄾󠄢󠄵󠄥󠄿󠄷󠅅󠄣󠄿󠄴󠄵󠅨󠄽󠅚󠄽󠄣󠄿󠅇󠅁󠄤󠄿󠄴󠅗󠅪󠅊󠅇󠄹󠄡󠄾󠅪󠄵󠄢󠄽󠄷󠄹󠅨󠅉󠅝󠅊󠅚󠅉󠅇󠄵󠄢󠅉󠅪󠄹󠄢󠅊󠅚󠅁󠅩󠄾󠅪󠄵󠅧󠄾󠄢󠄽󠄡󠄽󠄢󠅊󠅜󠅊󠄷󠄶󠅚󠅇󠄳󠄵󠄳󠄵󠅓󠅘󠅘󠅁󠄤󠄦󠄸󠅠󠄥󠅟󠅛󠄼󠄨󠅡󠄺󠅧󠄱󠅁󠅈󠅠󠅞󠅓󠄥󠄢󠄡󠄡󠅛󠅆󠄺󠅤󠄶󠄷󠅣󠄡󠄺󠅨󠅩󠅂󠅨󠅆󠄣󠅣

2025-03-03 15:24:41

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GM QW!

2025-03-03 14:05:02

Don't take your freedom here for granted. We all escaped, but the draw to return to that prison is real. 🐭🧪
Oh, and GM 🤙
#40GMW
https://m.primal.net/PSPQ.jpg

2025-03-02 15:28:14

GM Nostr #40GMW
https://m.primal.net/PRHc.jpg

2025-03-01 18:13:38

Late start, but GM nonetheless #40GMW
https://m.primal.net/PQHA.jpg

2025-02-28 15:58:49

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Good morning ☀️

2025-02-28 15:25:40

GM Nostr #40GMW
https://m.primal.net/POlr.jpg

2025-02-28 00:04:18

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Was just scrolling through some of the flight logs and found a familiar name
https://m.primal.net/PNxs.jpg

2025-02-27 15:58:05

https://m.primal.net/PNXw.jpg

2025-02-27 15:39:43

GM Nostr fam ☕️🤙
#40GMW
https://m.primal.net/PNWr.jpg

2025-02-26 22:35:31

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GM 🤙

2025-02-26 15:33:10

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GM 🫡

2025-02-26 15:32:49

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GM 🫡

2025-02-26 15:31:59

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GM 🫡

2025-02-26 14:53:34

GM Nostr 🤙
#40GMW
https://m.primal.net/PMGy.jpg

2025-02-21 21:41:29

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#note1c28…trny

2025-02-21 21:24:20

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This seems anti-GN to me. You should fix it.
https://m.primal.net/PFyI.jpg

2025-02-20 14:21:37

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Fuck that. Shitcoiners have caused more harm than good. The only reason I don’t have a problem with shitcoins proliferating to thousands of scam tokens is that it makes the contrast between Bitcoin and everything else even more clear. But there’s no reason to be “happy” about building tools that create false use cases for VC garbage like opensea.

2025-02-20 13:22:31

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Dont be a pussy Derek. Nein shitcoins.

2025-02-17 18:52:00

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Got it. So, run your own node. And a btcpayserver. And a custodial backup. And a backup custodial backup 🤣

2025-02-17 14:14:55

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Looks like he has about 500k he can start sending right now

2025-02-15 17:57:05

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Morning sir!

2025-02-15 16:45:26

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BD Marce!

2025-02-15 16:44:31

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lol… just had this conversation with my wife “Hey do you want to go out on a date to dinner tonight?”
“Why don’t we just go to Sam’s club and hang out while we do our shopping”

2025-02-15 16:08:34

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It was even better when it was just pagers and pay phones 🪙

2025-02-15 16:07:38

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🤣 who is it that’s being a little bitch on Nostr this fine morning? GM corn

2025-02-15 16:05:12

It’s that time… GM nostr ☕️⚡️
https://m.primal.net/OxoS.jpg

2025-02-14 20:27:49

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When QR code version to automatically scan?

2025-02-14 16:04:46

I have a feeling the GM algo hack is going to be more effective than Semi’s zap spoofing attack on improving Primal trending. Kudos to the GM enjoyers 🤙
#nevent1q…62az

2025-02-14 14:02:51

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GM ⚡️

2025-02-14 13:58:53

When did Primal Trending become a GM feed?
https://m.primal.net/Ofla.jpg

2025-02-02 23:49:28

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You need @npub1y67…q62h - she kept us in line at Nostr report

2025-02-02 23:15:38

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Wen @npub16vr…p2va on PCR? Didn’t he rug last time?

2025-02-02 21:55:00

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Dropje iykyk

2025-02-01 20:27:13

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We badly need some of them Monkee jpgs to secure the network

2025-02-01 20:11:40

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What was the bet again?

2025-02-01 20:11:08

Wen difficulty adjustment?
https://m.primal.net/OLpW.png

2025-01-26 15:27:27

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Got any good resources on getting started?

2025-01-24 15:00:00

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Who made that preview? I have a project I’d like to do something similar with.

2025-01-24 02:03:36

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Looks fantastic! 👏

2025-01-21 23:53:08

Am I the only one who sees it? #DN
#note1k5q…dfez

2025-01-21 16:31:33

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@npub1lrn…qnw5 in disbelief

2025-01-21 16:30:11

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#note1nwr…nss0

2025-01-21 15:29:12

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When WrapZaps™️ ?

2025-01-21 13:15:41

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We just traded one swamp for another. Didn’t know that Witkoff and his sons are also behind World Liberty Fi. Great piece 🤙

2025-01-20 22:10:12

https://cdn.nostrcheck.me/3129509e23d3a6125e1451a5912dbe01099e151726c4766b44e1ecb8c846f506/d52ad0339f79eaac5fe6d969af97c8623e4b42ddd26ba750ad3f5081379ddff2.webp

2025-01-17 03:51:55

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https://media.tenor.com/3WSBT0Vpq2wAAAAC/oh-you-talkin%27-dirty-mike-lowrey.gif

2025-01-16 00:03:35

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Awesome episode Jeff. Congrats on the retirement from medicine!

2025-01-09 03:57:16

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Fuck that guy, straight up shitcoiner 🤡

2025-01-09 03:48:49

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Jfc tanel 🤣

2025-01-09 03:47:13

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There are no bad Michael Bay movies
https://media.tenor.com/6oDOB7nrB4IAAAAC/bh187-the-rock.gif

2025-01-06 01:16:07

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LFG! 22nd and on is a possible for me

2025-01-04 20:26:29

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Yea that was fucked. Some surgeons I know might have better outcomes with some time limits though 🤣

2025-01-04 19:19:41

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I was reading about their EPA legal battles and the boroux filters. I wonder if that would change it, although sounds like it’s pretty much the same filter.
https://boroux.com/blogs/boroux-blog/black-berkey-filters-are-no-longer-being-made-here-s-why

2025-01-04 18:39:58

Nostr, can you shill me some water filtration units? A friend told me to get a Berkey. Is it worth it? I’m also open to something under the sink. #asknostr

2025-01-04 16:19:56

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Fastest way to bring you into a conversation 🤣

2025-01-04 16:06:34

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😂

2025-01-04 12:58:55

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Do it 🔥

2025-01-04 04:33:39

Thank you @npub1gcx…nj5z
https://cdn.satellite.earth/620d2572aa0559f8ef67a4bbc7ba7fed0e39c38946d110d866e46a09ffca08cc.gif

2025-01-04 04:04:38

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@npub1zaf…26k5 only responds if he senses someone has recently plugged in an EV
https://media.tenor.com/bwi-11kxvkYAAAAC/clean-energy-climate-solutions.gif

2025-01-04 01:43:29

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Wow that took you like a whole *checks watch* 8 hours!
https://media.tenor.com/3J66cYW7gqgAAAAC/leonardo-dicaprio-clap.gif

2025-01-03 18:59:40

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Yup, I’m sure it’s the first time you’ve ever heard you’re dismissive of your users.
https://media.tenor.com/A9NbzhhyVFEAAAAC/rolling-eyes.gif

2025-01-03 18:41:33

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It’s not about one-off features, and it’s definitely not about dismissing the work being done by the iOS devs. The issue is how you’re engaging with users and supporters who’ve been here since the start.
This reply is a perfect example. Instead of acknowledging valid frustrations or fostering a constructive dialogue, it comes across as rude and dismissive. Users want to feel heard, not scolded for sharing feedback or concerns.
It’s clear that you’re prioritizing your vision of a multi-platform client over addressing the needs of the current iOS community—and maybe that’s the right decision. But the dismissive tone and lack of engagement with your core supporters only alienate the very people who have championed Damus from the start.

2025-01-03 17:57:51

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Hey Will, I appreciate the response and your commitment to making Damus something that lasts. I respect the long-term vision. That said, here are some of my thoughts:
iOS Feels Left Behind
Focusing on Android makes sense to grow the user base, but it feels like the iOS client—and the early users who helped Damus get started—have been left in the dust. A lot of us stuck around because we believed in what Damus could be, but now it’s hard not to feel like the iOS app has been abandoned. Not to mention that Android already has an excellent client that will be challenging to compete with, and you’d most likely be cannibalizing current nostr users as opposed to growing nostr.
Priorities Seem Off
It’s not about a GIF keyboard. It’s about listening to your users and focusing on things people actually want. Instead, it feels like time is being spent on features that don’t make the app more usable for most of us. The frustration comes from feeling like feedback isn’t taken seriously.
Compete With Primal
If you think Primal’s going in the wrong direction, why not focus on making Damus the clear winner? A lot of early users have moved on because Damus doesn’t feel relevant anymore—it’s fallen behind. It would be great to see some competition again.
I get that sats donations don’t buy influence, and I appreciate the invite to join calls. But I’m a full time physician and don’t have time to jump onto a dev call. For most users, leaving feedback is how we contribute. When it feels like that feedback is ignored, it’s tough to stay engaged.
I hope I’m just missing the forest through the trees here and that all of the other projects you’ve been working on like Notedeck and Damus Android, and offline nostr really do push nostr to a sustainable mass adoption. Best of luck.

2025-01-03 15:19:22

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I totally hear you, and I agree that stability and performance are crucial. However, my concern isn’t about the GIF keyboard itself—it’s more about the lack of response to user feedback. I’ve personally supported the Damus team with a few million sats over the years, and it’s frustrating to see development time spent on pet projects that don’t align with the community’s expressed needs, while ignoring something as simple to implement as a gif keyboard.

2025-01-02 23:34:37

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I may have to throw my hat in for some of those sweet sats… but happy to help in any way I can!

2025-01-02 23:33:14

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Did you see this competition?
#note1kzf…4z6a

2025-01-02 22:38:29

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I do, and I love it. It’s insane that all major social clients don’t have this basic feature

2025-01-02 22:05:09

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Do you have more info on this? New running app?

2025-01-02 20:45:12

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https://media.tenor.com/a2Q0BwehG50AAAAC/spongebob-crying.gif

2025-01-02 20:24:45

https://m.primal.net/NPWf.jpg

2025-01-02 11:12:03

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https://www.strong.app

2025-01-02 04:28:00

#31days
#note1f70…g8l4
https://m.primal.net/NOZx.jpg

2025-01-02 04:17:01

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https://media.tenor.com/tKryhJdwiJUAAAAC/starship-troopers.gif

2025-01-02 04:14:24

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What’s #31days? 31 days of workouts? Anything specific?

2025-01-01 18:08:47

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https://media.tenor.com/5t7dwIkeSioAAAAC/shame-bell.gif

2025-01-01 15:43:58

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Brutal 😝

2025-01-01 13:29:33

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Happy New year Sergio! Tiramisu? Looks fantastic

2025-01-01 02:26:38

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Incredible how far it’s come since the early web app! I do miss that Nostr analytics screen that you used to have. Does that still exist?

2024-12-31 14:28:57

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GM! Was listening to Money Matters on my way into work. Wait till you get to book 3 🚀 🤯

2024-12-30 01:42:36

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I know your triggers bitch 😂

2024-12-30 01:41:41

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Yea I’ve noticed the same. Even primal web vs mobile is noticeably laggier for some reason. Curious, who runs Nostrapps now?

2024-12-30 01:37:29

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https://m.primal.net/NLBC.jpg

2024-12-30 01:22:21

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https://m.primal.net/NLAO.png

2024-12-30 01:10:46

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https://m.primal.net/NKzj.jpg

2024-12-29 15:51:57

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Best to run a private relay and back up your old notes as relays aren’t guaranteed to store them. There are great solutions on start9 or umbrel. Relays have in fact nuked everything in the past. One recent example was the Damus relay last year aka “the nukening”.
And NIP-09 covers event deletion
https://github.com/nostr-protocol/nips/blob/master/09.md

2024-12-28 07:10:56

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A lot of this shit is “forever chemicals” that got into the water. I think you’re only safe if you exclusively drink high altitude vino.

2024-12-28 07:06:57

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Even the vegans are fucked
https://m.primal.net/NJAK.png

2024-12-26 13:59:22

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Because I don’t want to unnecessarily query relays for profiles and notes from users who I’ve followed but have fallen off

2024-12-26 10:50:04

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Welcome! How about a micro client that unfollows dormant npubs from your follow list? Eg, unfollow anyone who hasn’t posted in 3, 6, 9, or12 months?

2024-12-22 21:18:37

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Were you thinking of any in particular?

2024-12-22 04:49:49

Some meat candy for your timeline 🥩
https://m.primal.net/NDCb.mov