Jemal Cole Loves Each Of You

اسمي جمال الدين.
#CarlyRaeJepsen stan.
Repeat Webby winner. (he/him)
Coming to you from #Baltimore, land stolen from the Piscataway Tribe.
Trans Rights are Human Rights
#fedi22 #cats #programming #web #politics
Don’t always follow back because social media gives me anxiety.
Email me: jemal@jemal.co

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Last Notes

2024-11-06 12:49:08

Boost to save a life.
https://cdn.masto.host/jemalcontact/media_attachments/files/113/436/088/338/081/580/original/68ee3c0c04129d9e.jpeg

2024-09-15 22:13:57

Hey friends:
Things have not improved for my mom and if things don’t improve a lot, a decision will soon be made about taking her off life support. Thanks for all the kind words - it means a lot to me. https://jemal.contact/@jemal/113115142922092385

2024-09-12 21:13:06

This is an incredible recap of the goings-on in the Internet Archive lawsuit. Highly recommended.
https://hachyderm.io/@molly0xfff/113126299548631464

2024-09-11 18:14:43

@npub1rky…0xq2 If I click through the link here, click open in browser, unmute the audio, then hit done to close the browser… the only way to stop the audio is to play something else or reboot my phone. Weird, right? Only happens on Threads, and has been this way for a while. https://www.threads.net/@jerilryan/post/C_yGfDCvRKT

2024-08-17 23:54:45

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@npub1k9m…tej5 I was mystified that the action keeps declining in scope. First they face millions of zombies, then thousands, and at the end a dozen or so? Weird.

2024-07-19 10:58:59

Woke up in the middle of the night to answer the call of nature, but turns out to have been the call of the wild and now I need airfare back from the Yukon.

2024-07-07 22:19:43

Why isn’t somebody selling replicas EVERYWHERE???
https://cdn.masto.host/jemalcontact/media_attachments/files/112/747/530/007/230/024/original/eb77311ecbd6fc04.png

2024-07-04 17:38:43

When is Interdependence Day?

2024-06-07 20:29:07

Super cool that in the year of our lord two thousand twenty-four the FOSS answer to Photoshop is still using an ableist slur for its name. 😟

2024-06-03 22:25:41

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@npub13vv…0sze there’s something very different about those mustaches, but I can’t put it into the words. Bolton’s feels more… fascist?

2024-06-03 22:06:23

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@npub13vv…0sze the mustache didn’t tip you off??

2024-05-31 00:05:37

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@npub1hvd…9sq9 it’s called “manifesting,” and I never believed in it until JUST NOW.

2024-05-27 18:58:56

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@npub1hvd…9sq9 are you a fan of the Olivia Jaimes run? It’s so much better than the Guy Gilchrist strips.

2024-05-23 15:29:01

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@npub1mxu…3edu Margot, my BFF:
https://cdn.masto.host/jemalcontact/media_attachments/files/112/491/111/034/093/743/original/fc7988e5589e2794.jpeg

2024-04-27 23:52:31

This is the t-shirt I got today for participating in the Ocean to Bay ride. I have been training a little obsessively since I got over COVID in January and, after being back on a bike since May of last year (after 30 years off), I finished in 6:21 with an average speed of 15.6mph. This was my first organized ride of any kind, and for a person turning 50 this year, I’m pretty stoked with the result. https://jemal.contact/@jemal/112345827901924728
https://cdn.masto.host/jemalcontact/media_attachments/files/112/345/870/926/161/444/original/2a165d787e04bf6b.jpeg

2024-04-20 10:37:55

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@npub1hvd…9sq9 “ratchet” is a perfectly cromulent word. It’s a slightly dated slang term that people used as a synonym for “ghetto”. 😕

2024-04-04 11:05:12

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@npub1hvd…9sq9 in the 90s, a buddy wanted to put a fancy head unit into his brand new Jetta, but when he tried he discovered that the car wouldn’t start without the original car stereo. At all.

2024-04-02 15:39:16

I am shocked — SHOCKED! — at this craven, if helpful, behavior. https://www.theverge.com/2024/4/2/24117976/best-printer-2024-home-use-office-use-labels-school-homework

2024-03-27 02:00:50

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@npub1hvd…9sq9 a real poster!
https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/gallery/2019/oct/23/down-with-god-how-the-soviet-union-took-on-religion-in-pictures

2024-03-26 00:17:07

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@npub1hvd…9sq9 were you hearing it as part of your natural environment?

2024-03-18 12:25:18

Seeing people get so excited about mechanical keyboards and still use the standard non-ergonomic style makes my wrists hurt. Why not go separated? Ortholinear? Tented? You’ve already chosen to have a weird keyboard/hobby, why not make it comfortable too?

2024-01-24 01:41:04

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@npub1hvd…9sq9 there’s no excuse too flimsy for a tattoo!

2024-01-17 00:43:34

“The interdisciplinarian is essentially an exile. Someone who respects no borders enjoys no citizenship.”
Paul Ford remains a genius.
https://www.wired.com/story/own-future-artificial-intelligence-read-shakespeare/

2024-01-11 04:06:53

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@npub1hvd…9sq9 I’m intrigued by your ideas and would like to subscribe to your lack of a newsletter!

2024-01-05 23:53:54

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@npub1hvz…mle9 I don’t know who this was intended for, but with my mom recently and rapidly descending into dementia, I appreciate it!

2024-01-04 14:41:36

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@npub1e7v…flg9 do you mean… pooping?

2024-01-02 13:23:24

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@npub1e7v…flg9 I was feeling a little better this morning but 1 minute into my 15-minute test time:
https://cdn.masto.host/jemalcontact/media_attachments/files/111/686/569/058/360/367/original/742f14e06f90f684.jpeg

2023-12-30 20:53:19

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@npub1hvd…9sq9 I used to consider myself old at 49, but it’s not just the years, it’s the miles: 6 years in the military, married young, stepdaughter with a hostile dad, autistic son with difficult-to-meet needs, widowed young, remarried young, 13 concussions, weird career path, lifelong chronic pain, etc.
Then this year I got a bike, rode a couple thousand miles, lost a ton of weight, lowered my BP and RHR, increased my VO2max, and now feel stronger, faster and more physically capable than ever.

2023-12-30 14:01:39

My enemies will be gratified to hear that I have tested positive for the novel coronavirus (2019).

2023-12-21 20:34:58

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@npub1hvd…9sq9 When I was a kid I learned the special word for a person who makes money by helping Nazis, and that word is “Nazi." Substack is run by Nazis.

2023-12-08 03:51:36

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@npub1hvd…9sq9 Glenn, I don’t know if I agree with you, but I do feel like trying to boil down all of the complicated things being said and done into yes/no questions feels wrong. Anyway, thanks for always being a level-headed guy, especially right now since the last 61 days have been a nightmare. Happy Hannukah.

2023-11-09 21:05:44

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@npub1hvd…9sq9 I would call to your attention this note on how the whole thing is entirely theoretical and there's no evidence of anyone doing anything sketchy, as of now.
https://infosec.exchange/@SwiftOnSecurity/111381297555845805

2023-11-06 00:32:23

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@npub1sat…8vnx my strongly held belief is that I want everyone to live and thrive and be in peace and also that I am not capable of knowing what it would take to make that happen and so I should keep my mouth shut.

2023-11-06 00:11:11

Watching an old Twitter pal fight on another site to explain that he’s definitely not a Zionist, but he supports Israel, but he doesn’t support the actions of the government, but…
If you’re going to have these conversations online, which I will never do, you need to spend a great deal of time watching other people navigate it so you can decide how exactly you want to get labeled a genocidal monster for using a word that reminds me people of a specific conflict that you forgot ever happened.

2023-10-24 17:32:09

My Apple Watch keeps losing its ability to track my heart rate.
During workouts.
On hills.
In Zone 5. 😭
https://cdn.masto.host/jemalcontact/media_attachments/files/111/291/185/537/786/804/original/989456bd1f01e4af.png

2023-10-11 00:02:51

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@npub1hvz…mle9 this is how learned (this week!) that MySQL is named after the creator’s daughter My! He also named his other two databases, MaxDB and MariaDB after his kids!

2023-10-04 21:57:08

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@npub1hvz…mle9 It's fine for like one cabinet and then you put the pretty stuff in there and turn the under-shelf lights on when company is coming over, but beyond that... no.

2023-09-17 16:36:46

Hey Strava users! I feel like I get most of what Strava offers from Apple’s Fitness stuff: health and activity tracking, maps of my routes, and charts of my progress. I think Strava lets you see other people’s routes, but what else do you get for $80/year?

2023-09-08 15:55:04

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@npub13vv…0sze In the summer after I dropped out of college, I was working afternoon and overnight shifts and some Mormon missionaries came to our door. My dad was a minister, so I invited them in, offered them so coffee (😃) and asked them to read me Galatians 1:8. They fled, but the next day their boss showed up to ask if he could schedule a time for me to scare all of his newbies on their first day.

2023-08-21 18:08:35

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@npub1200…aqy2 I feel like inviting comparisons to Debbie Harry is not gonna work out for almost anyone.

2023-08-14 15:09:49

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@npub1hvz…mle9 Do you think using this example will confuse people, or are you hoping to educate them about the weirdness of “qu” in the future?
> “Soliloquy” becomes “soliloquies.”

2023-08-04 12:00:23

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@npub1hvz…mle9 wait, a rack for carrying a surfboard on a bike?? How big of a bike? How small of a board?

2023-08-04 12:00:23

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@npub1hvz…mle9 wait, a rack for carrying a surfboard on a bike?? How big of a bike? How small of a board?

2023-07-17 18:31:02

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@npub1fgx…n7x0 Right, but that's a GDPR thing, not a DSA thing, and DSA would require them to have a ton of stuff ready by the August 25th which is an even bigger reason they didn’t launch there. Federation would be really advantageous and doesn't cost them much of anything.

2023-07-17 18:20:57

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@npub1fgx…n7x0 I don't think that's the case. Going with federation is their only way of entering the European market without running afoul of the EU's DSA (large online platform) law, which is part of why they aren't available there.

2023-06-25 16:32:45

One of this morning’s bigots suggested that my profile pic was an attempt to look tough, which demonstrates that some people think looking like an absolute dork on purpose is “tough”.

2023-06-25 14:07:33

@JAJAX@clubcyberia.co @zero@strelizia.net @GolfCartLady@nicecrew.digital LOL. another domain block coming up!

2023-06-25 13:51:30

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@npub1s3m…qewq enjoy being blocked, bigot.

2023-06-25 13:38:34

Spending the morning blocking and reporting bigots, all of which are probably sock-puppets of one lonely old man in a basement in Ohio.

2023-06-25 13:35:29

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@npub1cdj…jev5 enjoy being blocked, bigot.

2023-06-25 13:22:32

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@npub19ah…956v wow, that’s a block. Fuck right off, you misinformed bigot.

2023-06-25 13:22:32

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@npub19ah…956v wow, that’s a block. Fuck right off, you misinformed bigot.

2023-06-25 13:15:47

Everyone is having fun dunking on Lance Armstrong, but I too am curious about fairness with regards to trans athletes!
For instance: given how good sports are for kids’ self-image and the growing hostility of conservatives, how do we make sure that youth sports are welcoming to trans kids?
https://cdn.masto.host/jemalcontact/media_attachments/files/110/605/037/924/448/649/original/2d262cce7799ed10.jpeg

2023-06-25 13:15:47

2023-06-20 19:34:32

I had not realized the extent to which the current fury about Meta/dot-social/NDAs was fomented by the incredibly reactionary fedi-dot-tips account. They turn everything that happens - or is rumored to happen - into a reason to defederate dot-social.

2023-06-19 17:14:58

I feel like people are not aware of how many truly good people are on Facebook and Instagram and Twitter. People use those platforms - run by the most vile capitalists around - to organize protests and engage with communities and support marginalized people around the world. I don’t do any of those things there, but I’m not here to tell, for instance, a black person that they must leave a community that supports them and enriches their life.

2023-06-19 15:33:45

#Introduction Time:
I’m a #programmer by trade, but my hobbies are low-tech: #comics, #cooking, #sewing and #cycling. I’m a site coordinator for #WACDTF and a patient escort at two abortion clinics. I’m a proud step-dad, a widower, father to an autistic adult, and husband to everyone’s favorite economist. I’ve got more #Leftist street cred than most, but I’m not a splitter. I’ve been on the Internet since 1992 so I mostly think about my cat/BFF Margot. I block people acting in bad faith.

2023-06-19 15:33:45

2023-06-10 17:09:15

@npub1eee…e209 got a bar reservation for your favorite “laundromat” next week - any tips (besides not breaking the rules)?

2023-06-08 23:28:51

Hey friends! Do you live in or around DC? Do you care about abortion access? Are you also a calm person who won’t get freaked out by protesters?
Boy do I have an opportunity for you!
The Washington Area Clinic Defense Task Force is holding a training session on July 8 in Rockville for anyone who wants to join us standing around on sidewalks making sure that people can get access to healthcare. If that’s you, hit me up and I’ll send you the link to sign up.
(Please Boost?)

2023-06-02 22:16:13

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@npub1hvd…9sq9 the problem with using LLMs to replace programmers is that programmers can make software that solves certain problems every time. An LLM will give an answer with varying levels of incorrectness every time. Sometimes you get what you wanted, sometimes you get lies.

2023-05-30 00:10:39

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@npub1200…aqy2 so this, thankfully, exists:
https://www.rainbowrailroad.org/
…but sadly needs to expand. 😟

2023-04-26 12:34:27

I am still gobsmacked that people are talking about defederating the biggest #Mastodon instance because it… [checks notes] is too successful? And might get even more successful?
And also because the guy who has been working on making Mastodon a success for 10 years at poverty wages is… going to become a capitalist super-predator?
What is this hipster fear-mongering bullshit?