TheHobbitHooWas

I swear fealty to Jesus Christ, the King of Kings and Lord of Lords. I hope I can be an encouragement to people, for God loves you, and He is available.

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2024-09-19 19:42:44

Just remember, folks, the Gospels are NOT Matthew, Markdown, Luke, and John.

2024-09-18 11:49:16

GM frens
May the Lord bless you with an excellent day today!

2024-08-14 16:51:50

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That would be a good way to piss off my wife.

2024-08-13 16:58:21

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In today's episode of "How We Harmed Ourselves in Shop Class Back in the Good Ole Days"....

2024-08-09 05:23:04

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMWIkY3HUgs

2024-08-08 19:19:53

I'm not saying God should give me access to His "Smite" button. But I am saying that I would smash the heck out of that thing if He did. The list is long and the time is short!

2024-08-08 19:11:27

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Everything BDG just wrote is correct.

2024-08-08 15:43:44

Hey folks does anybody have a way to contact @npub1yg6…dz7x to make sure he's ok? Haven't seen him post in roughly a week....?

2024-08-08 01:23:51

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Those are African Discs In Their Lips mushrooms. They are related to these other mushrooms:
https://media.nicecrew.digital/2203834671707437c21e872aedf930d68c455a724823a22e659c74073c95e8b1.png

2024-08-07 22:07:09

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It would be funny if somebody came up with a way to phone in threats to every mosque in Britain. At like 20 minute intervals. Just watch the coppers get up in a tizzy over, and over, and over again.

2024-08-07 21:58:18

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Most excellent.

2024-08-07 20:55:39

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Bro I just liked the way the image reminded me of what kindness truly is.

2024-08-07 20:53:36

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That's an image of what kindness means: to have the capability of abject obliteration, but to withhold it and instead exhibit compassion and care.
God is like that. Dunno about the helmet, but otherwise, yeah.

2024-08-07 18:40:59

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There are few modern bands that capture emotion the way many classical musicians did.
The funny thing is that those modern acts who do a good job of it seem to have been influenced by classical music.

2024-08-07 18:28:15

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There are days when I can only get through because the Lord God gave us Chopin. Somehow he captured so much emotion that his music helps me get the feels out so I can give them to the Lord. His work is just epically good.
As for the black kid....I hope you told her CHOPPIN was the first gangsta pianist. 😆

2024-08-07 18:16:07

Totally my mood today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p29JUpsOSTE

2024-08-06 15:39:38

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You do this on a day when Mrs.Hobbit is not home. Not very nice.

2024-08-06 01:15:43

@npub1jul…e7m7
Sister in Christ, what news from the tests today?

2024-08-05 16:41:56

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DOW -OVER9000!!!

2024-08-05 16:40:06

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Praying that God prevents anything from being wrong with you, BB!

2024-08-02 21:45:23

Sometimes breaking a habit can be really freakin' hard.

2024-08-02 21:43:03

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I'm overweight and fat people truly deserve that kind of treatment. The fat whore earned it.

2024-08-02 14:08:17

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If you are aiming for the porcelain, you're being quieter than you need to. Aim for the water.

2024-07-25 19:22:49

It's just another normal workday and then I pass the Whiteboard and see that my Princess has written "It's only 157 days until Christmas" and I'm reminded of the fact that anybody who tries to forcefully steal her innocence will face my wrath. I will run them through a woodchipper. Feet first.
Sigh.
Forgive me for my zeal, Lord Jesus. And please provide me with millstones, rope, and a good boat.

2024-07-24 20:05:23

Gotta admit, spamming comments on Fox News' site can be fun from time to time.

2024-07-23 01:17:56

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Nate Bargatze has a good bit about Chuck E. Cheese.

2024-07-23 01:15:47

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"Thousands of decades"
Whore, go learn some history and come back to me. Start opening books and start closing your legs.

2024-07-23 01:15:04

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Bro, none of us guys deserve a good woman. Be thankful that God provided you with one.

2024-07-23 01:13:09

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No apologies needed at all, and you're doing it right. The only One that matters in the end is Almighty God. He. Is. Inevitable.

2024-07-23 01:10:01

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I don't recall seeing any gotcha! moments from him (nor from Project Veritas which got jewed up), so it's weird. Still see Tucker plenty, though.

2024-07-23 00:06:34

Hey whatever happened to James O'Keefe, the Veritas guy?

2024-07-23 00:05:36

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So maybe gun control needs to be based on race.

2024-07-23 00:02:49

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I get it Matty.
Still, Matthew 5:44.
It's often quite difficult for me, I must admit.

2024-07-22 19:34:54

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Praying for one another in tough times is part of what makes life worth living.

2024-07-22 19:32:25

@npub1jul…e7m7
Dear lady, how are things going? Any news yet? You remain in my prayers.

2024-07-19 20:22:31

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She's very chase-worthy, I can assure you of that.

2024-07-19 20:13:40

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Oh how I wish that were really on X.

2024-07-19 19:07:06

@npub1yg6…dz7x
Brother how are the foxes doing? And the hedgies?

2024-07-18 22:35:05

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https://media.nicecrew.digital/30ea2f44c74d106a9181158857d2204943c296d84131baa8745ad4194f4d7028.jpg

2024-07-18 22:33:39

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You really think it will be that witch? Not Newsome? Or Big Mike?

2024-07-18 22:16:51

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I love your husband. No homo.

2024-07-18 22:16:22

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Good thing I'm not on the Internet, I'm on my chair.

2024-07-18 16:52:32

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Almighty God,
Go with Radix and keep her safe on her trip. Help Joe and Paul be released and help restore Justice for them. Keep Radix free from harassment and suffering. Instead use this trip to fill her with your peace and joy.
In Jesus' name,
Amen

2024-07-18 16:29:40

The HobbitHousehold's cats. Before every single trip.
"Fine, if you won't take me, all your stuff will be covered in cat hair as I engage AutoShed9000!"
#note1z28…6tv8

2024-07-18 16:26:47

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In fact I've just placed an enormous order myself!

2024-07-18 16:26:21

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Oh come on, BDG! You can't seriously expect us to believe you had the resolve to resist immediately placing a humongous order!
You ordered enough for an army. We know you did. (Who could possibly resist that kind of incredible marketing??????)

2024-07-18 15:34:25

It would be pretty funny if we could get a believable rumor going that the FBI was going to assassinate Trump, and another believable rumor going that the CIA was going to assassinate Trump....I mean, would that trigger the two agencies to go to war with each other and thus eliminate them both?
Hmmm.
Okay, enough silly things. Back to posting about normal stuff.

2024-07-17 21:09:29

Hmmmm....no updates from the NCDers that I follow for roughly an hour. Odd....

2024-07-17 19:51:18

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Don't you think it was the CIA who groomed him into it? (FBI/CIA same same)

2024-07-17 19:48:47

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They're still fake and gay.

2024-07-17 19:19:58

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The whole debacle is screaming CIA.

2024-07-17 19:10:02

Salad forks are fake and gay.
There, I said it.

2024-07-17 18:30:50

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And because I suspect it's a trap, we have to dox the original video taker and eradicate them.
Of course.

2024-07-17 18:30:13

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The oddest part of the "stuck in someplace he ought not be" theory is: why the camera? Apart from being there to film the raccoon, why would a camera be in a box like that?
I suspect it's a trap of some sort. My hope is that it was just somebody's pet and they took a few moments of cute footage, instead of leaving a poor critter stuck in a trap intentionally.

2024-07-17 18:25:53

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In several moments it looked like the little fella really wanted out, whatever that means. He's cute as a button though.

2024-07-17 17:35:48

A long time ago, in a land far away, there was a great Kingdom....

2024-07-17 17:00:58

GET READY, FOLKS! BIDEN IS GOING TO BE REMOVED FROM OFFICE - BECAUSE HE MIS-GENDERED THE HEAD OF THE SECRET SERVICE.
https://media.nicecrew.digital/2728a16b104f8916ed72abf19f0126977817c8bc860ebe2794a3935f9dc23dd0.png

2024-07-17 16:46:03

One thing is true: there are literally ZERO God-fearing, brave, Christian men in the FBI. If there were, they'd rise up and take over that Satanic agency and start doing some good.

2024-07-17 16:43:32

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Is the poor little guy trapped in there?

2024-07-17 01:06:12

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Nothing screams "I'm a faggot" like one of those monstrosities.

2024-07-16 23:37:39

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Do you ever find yourself giving the Roman salute to people randomly?
Asking for a friend.

2024-07-16 23:26:30

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The Wiki doesn't list the Del Rey as a Fox Body platform vehicle, but it sure as heck looks like it to me.

2024-07-16 20:59:29

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AMEN!
I liken it to being in the trenches of war. When we see a brother or sister fall, we must rush to their aid, praying for them and helping them get back into the fight. We do this is a variety of ways, but it all helps.

2024-07-16 20:39:25

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Divine intervention. No other way.

2024-07-16 20:38:30

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Thank you for the way you encourage others, Radix. You help. So much.

2024-07-16 20:24:22

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God is with you Radix. Every last moment of your trip, Almighty God, the Creator of the universe, is with you.
Joshua 1:9, big time!!!

2024-07-16 19:57:26

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Edited. Better now?

2024-07-16 19:52:58

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Dude that's not how you spell Israel! 😆

2024-07-16 19:51:44

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Ugh. I'm not a fan of random normal folks getting hurt like that. May God protect them.

2024-07-16 19:47:09

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This would be even better if there wasn't any dam, and the panic was all because of an epic troll.

2024-07-16 18:45:02

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This is called the CIA setting up to blame Iran for the assassination, which will have the side effect of getting all the Trump fans ready to nuke Iran. Which is exactly what our overlord jews want to begin with.
Dear God, please make it stop.

2024-07-16 18:43:50

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You. Are. The. Man.

2024-07-16 15:41:46

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Please don't. God abhors beastiality.

2024-07-16 15:39:35

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What, exactly, are you trying to do to us, GCL?

2024-07-15 21:52:22

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If they murder Trump I hope 1,000,000 Americans with AR-15s storm DC and 1789 the Hell out of it.

2024-07-15 19:38:04

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And I'm glad it's not that Pajeet guy I always forget his name

2024-07-15 19:37:38

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I was hoping he'd pick Flynn.

2024-07-15 19:30:11

Ok I am unsure about what to think about this Vance guy. I suspect he's the Deep Stater that they'll install by assassinating Trump after they install him.
What think you, oh wise ones of NCD?

2024-07-12 19:58:34

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I am so sorry you had to go through that Radix. Thank God you are the good woman you are in spite of her deeds to you.

2024-07-11 20:09:27

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Just remember, everyone: Israel is the victim when it launches attacks on other countries. Israel dindu nuffin!

2024-07-11 17:07:58

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Refereeing cat fights is among the Top Ten Most Lethal Jobs. Aye carumba....

2024-07-11 16:59:37

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Cats are the definition of fickle, I tell you what. When He's ready, the Lord will send you one.

2024-07-11 16:58:22

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It's from the heart dear lady. God bless you.

2024-07-11 16:52:43

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Watch the boy closely - he might have an iPhone checking out your posts to see when he can chat up the lady foxes. 😂

2024-07-11 16:09:41

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You want to see them be Brave?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUQsqBqxoR4

2024-07-11 16:00:10

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👍 👍 👍 🥂

2024-07-11 15:51:02

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Good dog!

2024-07-11 15:49:26

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I miss my kids at that age.....goodness gracious.

2024-07-11 15:48:10

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Please tell me that you now have a cute kitten brother?
There's nothing in God's creation quite like a little kitten. Just the best.

2024-07-11 05:50:26

I want to be an encourager. I'm doing my best. Goodnight NCD

2024-07-10 19:38:17

Why do old people flip out when you give them a bunch of information that they asked for, and insist "I can't handle all of this!", and then yell at you the next time because you didn't give them all the information that they couldn't handle last time???

2024-07-10 17:12:49

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Amen. This is a good reminder, Radix. Thank you.

2024-07-10 16:54:35

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...obviously have a pretty great life...
Well that's a bit of a leap. But I do have Christ, so I cannot ask for more than that.

2024-07-10 16:31:12

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I don't know....just, all of a sudden, I was remembering footage of a score of B52s carpet bombing the Hell out of someplace. No idea why.

2024-07-10 16:19:11

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I hope that faggot is dead.

2024-07-10 16:17:06

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MOAR!

2024-07-10 15:34:06

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Not interested in killing myself, not a bit. But the idea of climbing up into God's lap and hiding for awhile? Yes, please.

2024-07-10 15:21:57

There are some days when the massively overwhelming weight of the crap you have to get done, which you know you won't get done for weeks, is just so heavy that you want to go hide. In Heaven.

2024-07-09 17:55:34

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There are no words...

2024-07-09 17:15:24

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Tommy jacksun dindu nuffin! NUFFIN!