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Here for my own entertainment.
4242564 *knock knock*
This has been the tower of babbel.
#JeffFree #SAMO #BAVE
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2025-04-27 00:39:14

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No clue why people keep putting the and between notes, other-

2025-04-24 17:14:49

I was gone for less than a month and my parents killed nearly all of the sproutlings.
https://image.nostr.build/45db53da50e77ee3f75081ac0dd151048fc2083c39b9d90e07b17ea4e4c6b7e3.jpg

2025-04-24 17:13:07

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Glad you’re feeling better!
(Common don’t understand the importance of sweating the toxins out of you body anymore and it’s sad)

2025-04-23 15:33:28

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🫣

2025-04-23 14:13:51

I haven't been on #nostr in 17 days after being on everyday for over 2 years and I wanna cry and throw up

2025-04-06 15:52:03

Looking for domestic violence shelters is difficult when you don’t have kids there’s no way you can do for yourself.

2025-04-05 23:28:03

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hear me out: hot shower chased with cold liquids🤔

2025-04-05 23:26:37

Love a good raft
https://image.nostr.build/3c2cedd38c3708040b4aa11287b11b6f4b8f8786eefd905646e15e029f496070.jpg

2025-04-05 21:39:04

‘only the cringe are afraid of being cringe’

2025-04-05 17:55:59

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could you be more chill?

2025-04-05 17:54:59

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This is so adorable.

2025-04-05 17:53:42

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I put pickle and jalapeño juice in the better I used to fry these in-
*chefs kiss*

2025-04-05 17:52:17

(On vaca)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GnyhLPSXkAAM3TI.jpg

2025-04-05 17:50:25

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I’m happy you got to go to a conference!

2025-04-03 17:15:29

Spicy Tofu Nuggets for the day~
https://video.nostr.build/7efe3b9ca89ae5a2b7c2bb4fb55fb9c0fee2b38558d858dc33278a7f7af68a05.mp4
https://image.nostr.build/95852700f7c335d09293cc775b5a9256b7aaf2bc1f43d43ae733035aad059fea.jpg

2025-04-01 22:45:09

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Here for it

2025-04-01 20:12:34

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the only ones invited the kickback

2025-04-01 20:01:30

How many of the current politicians had to fight in an actual war?

2025-03-31 05:11:46

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This was meant to be plural

2025-03-31 05:11:21

Eid mukbarak my brother and sister

2025-03-29 15:14:11

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Yessss the style~

2025-03-29 05:21:29

the rate of transmission can’t be slowed down only reformed.

2025-03-29 00:21:46

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Same. New page smell is just *chefs kiss*

2025-03-28 20:02:08

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THE BEST 😂

2025-03-28 19:42:13

When’s the last time you gave your spouse a handshake?
#asknostr

2025-03-27 17:55:58

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Oh noooo 😭😭😭🤭
Tell cheese to send you a voice note of him snoozin!

2025-03-27 17:47:56

YES🙌🏾 IM THE VILLAN
https://image.nostr.build/9503894511bc1bf70a105ab7bed4fc3480e72de981eb29d92ff16912383cfbf1.jpg
#note1mnk…wl6j

2025-03-26 21:49:20

Tossing some 80/20 in this and throwing it in tortillas
https://image.nostr.build/7f895824845fba905e906f64b68aec03e9e63e2d5912571c1655260bf336115c.jpg

2025-03-26 21:40:15

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If it’s my income why can’t I get it all and decide what I wanna donate to the govt?

2025-03-26 19:21:29

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Just instant message at that point.

2025-03-26 19:12:46

Shout out to @npub1xts…kk5s for protecting modesty by blocking access to the cams.

2025-03-25 06:46:20

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My spouse go vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr and it don’t cut off (😂)
Im sorry it’s difficult to rest rn🫂

2025-03-24 17:31:17

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_(┐「ε:)_
“Okay so how do get out? Honey? Honey?????”

2025-03-24 08:31:56

Нет, Люблю.

2025-03-23 22:39:09

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THE WORSTTTT 😭🫂🫂🫂
Why we gotta spend 9 weeks in a coma caked in tree slplooge?
Then I remember how tasty frutos and veggies are. And that flojera are kinda nice to look at.

2025-03-23 06:18:37

@npub166h…0thf 😂🫶🏾
https://image.nostr.build/44551559649762bfa7daea9b9d7f364ad1150e0ab04a08354414f1a7fce0249f.jpg

2025-03-22 08:33:21

Van vente un!

2025-03-21 13:15:48

hey what’s up hello~
https://image.nostr.build/4e82602fc3466de852216bec8156d81b318b14e8539834fb128421f8eee70cdb.jpg

2025-03-20 15:17:35

80/20 patties or egg avocado toast for the day?

2025-03-17 16:27:18

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I love this so much😂😭😂😭😂

2025-03-13 21:51:13

¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ https://image.nostr.build/76fa328be014f2e6cec2dfcf9d15c72f36060fcea40692280da63d8c573b6997.jpg

2025-03-13 20:03:56

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Beautiful loaf!

2025-03-13 19:08:22

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Excited to see!~

2025-03-11 03:50:54

So im being held hostage and threatened with the police and told nothing I do matters or has mattered.
Idk what the point is.

2025-03-09 22:08:23

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Thank you😮‍💨

2025-03-09 22:07:39

She’s tired of being bossed and just wants to get some proper rest. https://image.nostr.build/d993acb0bff73a6045905ec022e58135b0756a58b2d12c50e4c7ad0ab9ce1030.jpg https://image.nostr.build/210b083d4fa5f0d07b6a4f0d1d166fcd88ad4999480c9b69360eca8e6c69e17e.jpg

2025-03-09 20:55:50

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It takes a while to load sometimes and not every broadcasts their notes.

2025-03-09 17:44:30

I chose Bitcoin over weed this week and I'm crying
#nevent1q…qx3j

2025-03-09 14:10:16

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Morning vic~

2025-03-08 03:46:12

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You sure 'bout that?🙊

2025-02-28 20:27:30

My bitch a princess cut <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OxmafNPn3o
#musicstr

2025-02-27 16:53:31

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I would be stuffed off snow icees 🥹

2025-02-26 13:46:44

Morning every one 🫂☀️

2025-02-23 18:12:09

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If you have IG his name is myparents_are_divorced lol~

2025-02-23 16:16:02

Reply once you got it~
#footstr #asknostr https://video.nostr.build/899d0421244d65912ea711c0f2a67aff9fa4285b9970ea6401e9fe9fd8aab407.mp4

2025-02-17 13:55:35

Good morning every pleb.

2025-02-16 18:10:14

@nprofile…0m9u if feel like this is you and @nprofile…phd2 https://video.nostr.build/ad59d6490b41ee8649e493dd843f2b4c06a8d2323146fcf64f5b854b82b39545.mp4

2025-02-15 21:25:06

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVA8XVtN1xw

2025-02-15 06:07:29

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Gm fishcake! 🐾🫂

2025-02-14 18:00:35

Good morning every pleb and nostrich 🫂☀️ https://image.nostr.build/6bace9d943a7af059baa7fc34c6d225fdd8bb056f46171e74766f931cac99333.jpg

2025-02-11 01:55:09

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It's too late. They know it's all part of this cult I'm in🤷🏾‍♀️

2025-02-11 00:29:49

I'm not allowed to do yoga in/at my parents house because my mom doesn't want to invite Indian gods in the house-
#culturaldifferences https://video.nostr.build/f02ce883932ad7b3abec4a196ede7b31af2b49f694dad02d64e2711635d387fb.mp4

2025-02-08 03:10:07

'Ion give a fuck about hoes, I just love countin' this paper.'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8gLsa5b54k
#Musicstr

2025-02-06 19:00:44

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I was suppose to be going to get my license back but was taken to my abusive parents, now being told to shut up and be quiet and threatened with police/psych hospital for standing up for myself because my parents don't want to be embarrassed by the neighbor.

2025-02-06 14:02:53

Good morning, plebs.
I’m not allowed to do anything but hide.
I was illegally forced out of my housing lied to and literally taken back to my parents where I’m supposed to sit here and suffer in silence. https://image.nostr.build/be6beb89c4aab0db81367895472522460475ef768eecee67c75f2798087aa6ca.jpg

2025-02-04 04:17:54

I haven’t seen one black history post.
#blackhistorymonth https://image.nostr.build/d36485dab3a048db0bbbe64036df6dd4b8799e4d90c11653090d9030bcef535d.jpg

2025-01-27 22:04:20

Test

2025-01-26 05:35:35

'ain't no body give a fuck about a rule,
either get a diploma or get a tool.'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzc3_b_KnHc
#musicstr

2025-01-25 20:33:12

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Sad to hear.

2025-01-25 20:32:05

There's a study that says asian men and black women are 'seen' as the least desirable (at least here in the states).
#knowstr https://video.nostr.build/668d7914c14f194613f715640f7c2abb2159dc29f0b3a616bd7169d86280cdb8.mp4

2025-01-24 17:11:15

Good day every pleb/nostrich 🫂☀️
#coffeechain https://image.nostr.build/a11fc5f85d6360e7fdda522ac198a991360867388b75f00c657ef1fa9f8ffad9.jpg https://image.nostr.build/0cd7997cc6b7691f5d151e43fff767ca32b57ac54c49ba07c926fdb12df87535.jpg https://image.nostr.build/f50d294579f346bb455dfb3aca799e937ec010563a584892b6a44409bd5e2d42.jpg

2025-01-23 02:01:08

Ketchup on Mac and cheese people should be criminally charged.
{Homemade baked mac and cheese made with protein chickpea noodles}
#foodstr #cookstr
https://image.nostr.build/aa4f052645157010513a70ad50f3c6c1b7758a447e2d1b94003750260f5f8767.jpg https://image.nostr.build/abd386eb3890f5dbcec650cdcc667d6640aea6619d02739e70ddf814e4194f3f.jpg https://image.nostr.build/102f26d92cbd59ecbf1f77ef3ba07e12d5cfb2448aacd835c5472b8975417fc0.jpg

2025-01-19 21:29:54

I'd be happy with a sticker.
#nevent1q…2p4m

2025-01-19 21:26:48

And that's why he has so many baby mamas.
#nevent1q…pr3n

2025-01-18 16:56:14

Good morning plebs 🫂☀️
Just woke up to my 3rd period in 5 weeks.
I dont know if that’s something to be proud of but I think we should stop period shaming as a society.

2025-01-12 19:15:57

Who has the link to the Bitcoin bear song? It's was all Barry White sounding and shit.
#asknostr
#nevent1q…t09s

2025-01-12 18:58:17

SKITZO POSTING
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zk-4WvSPpac
#musicstr

2025-01-12 18:52:59

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Same😩

2025-01-12 18:47:55

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It’s literally my favorite.
My parents came over to “help” before the storm, cleaning I found it in the dishwasher. If either of them could understand the rage I felt, it says on the bottom “no microwave, no dishwasher”. Good thing they hadn’t run it 😩

2025-01-12 17:17:28

Good morning every pleb🫂☀️
#coffeechain https://image.nostr.build/7c68c990121407291f1a0a9304c4962539b0601b2f49bfa235f7152a11e3df78.jpg

2025-01-11 16:05:51

GM Plebs 🫂☀️
#snowstr https://image.nostr.build/b8d4c4b6ab759f49eecde9786a11493bcf2683ba330212d41011853d8f7bcb2c.jpg

2025-01-09 23:12:18

https://image.nostr.build/5f901441d8171805c71828a37511d75613964b379b506d8081f2be340ff5c123.jpg

2025-01-08 18:26:18

ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR.
https://image.nostr.build/95534b135846ff1cc153e2bd7375c3c59d8f742b06a00d547ec6650002bff516.jpg

2025-01-08 17:41:55

Today, is the day I died.

2025-01-06 18:51:20

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Ouija boards get.

2025-01-06 06:59:08

Goodnight every pleb🫂✨
🌝🌚 https://image.nostr.build/41872f411773bc279103bc20ab6151889dd64b76a82fc79670b8f35971fdb020.jpg

2025-01-04 21:58:33

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This is the worst!
Whenever I lose something I always ask St. Anthony (the saint of lost items);
"St. Anthony St. Anthony, please come around, something is lost and must be found- my *name item*
And the item usually appears for me within a few moments of looking.
Next new pairs of glasses I'm getting, I'm putting a granny glasses lanyard on them to avoid this😅

2025-01-03 07:42:08

https://youtu.be/RnwH4brud9c
#musicstr #artstr #slugchrist

2025-01-02 05:32:51

Sleep deprivation‽
How dare you assu-😪💤💤💤

2025-01-01 20:58:19

@npub1jcj…mtwx, @npub17x7…vgap, @npub17pl…ezx0
(And others who maybe doing the challenge)
My first book of the year will be from @npub17uu…v6qx for the
#readingchallenge2025.
I waited til the new year for this! https://image.nostr.build/7b711457c4e436293b5b723eaa50e8efe22847b112d510d1d59c799ff947a9a4.jpg

2025-01-01 20:03:51

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What about her and Joey tho?

2025-01-01 20:02:42

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If you’re not able to cook them down yourself, render out the fat of a cut up slice of bacon in a pot and plop either one these suckers in there.
https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/c4b5dfd2-466c-4985-bd47-6024703e64dd.005e3c35a4a00f327977f09f6c5bebc5.png https://image.nostr.build/f0c316c7826764935ae42b8132aa067bcaf4b0e07173206b234e9d8950e7a091.jpg

2025-01-01 07:23:44

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Please tell me you had a dildo on it. I'm curious for @nprofile…9400's sake.

2025-01-01 07:18:44

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MUSTARRRRRRRRRRRRD.
(I mean ketchup already)

2025-01-01 03:14:42

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Don’t do that to em unless they got the shakes or something 😭
Use it for a beer batter in cooking.

2025-01-01 03:06:27

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Not for 4.5%, fuck that.

2024-12-31 21:10:33

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Proud of you🫶🏾🫂

2024-12-31 18:42:19

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Happy New Year Serg and Mal🫂

2024-12-31 18:09:22

Drink your coffee while you have your smoke so you can start your day by shitting on the opposition.
https://image.nostr.build/20f657b52ab976226db4de6f2a6f97e512f01b9ef6da941f8fe5cd7dac7b9e18.jpg https://image.nostr.build/9e0658af6a3903eb56f639b9c1e8cd496547e8f00119d77bbd8d24b8b80b9819.jpg
#coffeechain #tokestr

2024-12-31 17:02:40

Good morning every pleb~ 🫂☀️