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Succotash Nakamoto

perpetually exasperated
Here for my own entertainment.
pronouns: doomsday clock
#SAMO #BAVE
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🌞♏ 🌕♓ ⤴️♊

Public Key

npub1xd5apfmrpzfpr7w9l7uezm2fn8ztrdhvrtj3tlrmvvv8l6czqatshccdx5

NIP-57 Address

prettybed22@walletofsatoshi.com

Profile Code

nprofile1qqsrx6ws5a3s3ys3l8zllwv3d4yen393kmkp4eg4l3akxxrlavpqw4cpz3mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfdupryuy4

Publishing to

relay.damus.io

Author Public Key

npub1xd5apfmrpzfpr7w9l7uezm2fn8ztrdhvrtj3tlrmvvv8l6czqatshccdx5

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Last Notes

2025-06-04 12:53:47

Morning nostr framly🫶🏾
I hope all is well overseas and everyone has a wonderful day~

2025-06-02 04:05:20

my nose on your back when it’s time to be horizontal
{not trying to breathe down your neck}

2025-06-02 02:41:21

Eau
https://image.nostr.build/30fbe41400da4af730a64c370d3008ff68ad18677d0b59e11da9e809ddcc51a4.jpg

2025-06-01 00:19:56

herbs in tin cans mindset

2025-05-28 23:59:44

You’re doing dead hangs and feel a sharp pain-
{it’s me I’m biting your traps}

2025-05-20 20:14:55

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Crying tysm @npub1yte…559s @npub1832…aw2l

2025-05-20 19:38:51

If anyone wants to help me get my anti-seizure medication 🤙🏾
lnbc240u1p5zekvwpp57a5220p2yfuenlu5lswr5dkaj9smcvw0spxt54m7r97w2yk8vecqdpgg9h8g6fd2djkj7n4wfjjqmt9v3elp8u33hcflra7cqzzsxqyz5vqsp5xstkghr7kz6ctvfkjwk6gftgerzn944fa9ekhhhr3emhwztmr2ps9qxpqysgqn2d305l5cz4z5qz22fwq5m0llqshnqxjrjv45qydx9gfjlpmexf4rlzwg0jj2dnk2vaw3ft4fcl9dq699jwf4w6e4685myjhxs6mmccputu2pu

2025-05-20 18:59:33

‘Oh no I’ll pass on the raw milk enema, I appreciate it though.’

2025-05-20 04:38:43

The stretch guys do when they’re trying to shrug off a boner is hilarious, like dude you literally just bent it back the other way, quit lying to both of us rn.

2025-05-19 18:37:33

@npub106p…far7
https://image.nostr.build/e19b2406dc6c9548d90900145ae77e5c23ea257030ec6d6ea8b9c29de9161c17.jpg

2025-05-19 05:00:39

あー
https://image.nostr.build/6d08251e11ddf23d22235c63004273229b602a20b0e045b6fa67448348527b00.jpg

2025-05-18 05:39:05

Hard feelings????
Yes the one in my guts.
_(:3 」∠)_

2025-05-17 17:56:52

Yess, this nigga will be eating beans.
#gardenstr #foodstr #growstr https://image.nostr.build/c341b20eb0febda0012d5c1c9e0319f55648f422045cfbbb4d54f7ca1fe265b0.jpg https://image.nostr.build/61747f6bc9f537582868c7e6f9137d74c477a0ecad53e72c3ffca84c4d23cc78.jpg

2025-05-16 06:22:20

SEX… with trees *finger guns*
https://image.nostr.build/f4dc5b745d799ad811fd9fb7bdfd794a2c1e1c0621e062e843567a0c63fd8859.jpg

2025-05-16 05:09:56

The throws of capitalism.
{it's pretty cute} https://image.nostr.build/5bdf340dedf1961030c460f43a72b5d43bb84cf7bb967b75539ceec037fed3f6.jpg

2025-05-15 19:25:38

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Gn Ondre~

2025-05-14 15:18:12

GM nostr framly🫂
I hope everyone overseas has had a good day and ‘Mercia it’s about that time.
#farmlandia #grownostr

2025-05-14 03:59:42

Excited for a new work study.

2025-05-11 00:33:49

boners when they dm me＿|￣|○

2025-05-10 02:38:21

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#foodstr

2025-05-10 02:37:31

The rain did most of my work for me today.
Grateful.
{Pattymelt w/ cheese onion mushroom hash browns}
https://image.nostr.build/700aa9af08511f24b8e89ee87fb47764bb9dfe07adb3606b57f64d4673a499e8.jpg

2025-05-07 03:24:15

scoreeee
#fashionstr
https://image.nostr.build/cca6fc45744ac8dcbe4f89d9e56affd5312011cfd4fe313234196bea2c0f8537.jpg

2025-04-29 03:45:47

#catstr https://image.nostr.build/b4ba6910608abe122ce90a3713833d4856d8ac250ffe1a0065925c572b1a0bf6.jpg

2025-04-28 12:32:54

Morning plebs, nostriches and moots.

2025-04-28 12:32:06

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I just wanna smooch them all🥺

2025-04-28 12:31:15

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I say quote😮‍💨

2025-04-28 00:04:31

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CARL I LOVE YOU

2025-04-28 00:04:06

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🤔If a navtive bought it for me sure.

2025-04-27 06:18:43

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'get my hands dirty and chop off ya fingers for sticking ya nose in my business' -Sid Vicious

2025-04-27 06:16:52

Disabled people should be on nostr https://image.nostr.build/6de9a35b2c659414762cb8b40c35e9ad2fe006e26ee6adcdecfd3a24df47d66d.jpg

2025-04-27 00:39:14

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No clue why people keep putting the and between notes, other-

2025-04-26 19:43:41

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Mortality of the physical, immorality of the other stuff 🤔

2025-04-26 05:07:44

Abbiamo, felicea la gente❓❕

2025-04-26 05:02:57

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Morning fishcake!~

2025-04-26 03:01:08

My nerves are pretty bad still.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9ZI2gPGXGU

2025-04-26 02:41:18

There’s a tattoo shop down the road I can walk to and I want my face tattoos gone over so bad.

2025-04-25 16:53:53

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My brother in Bitcoin that bacon is too soft🫣

2025-04-24 23:26:36

Maybe in the next life I will be one of them.
#note1vny…mtud

2025-04-24 23:26:03

I wish they could hear me moo back
(The cows when I grew up did)
https://video.nostr.build/29febca454734c9b9b1b704971a599025dac9c5fdb9e2f8051f23ea924e838c5.mp4

2025-04-24 17:19:59

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I’m glad, polish it off with some chicken noodle soup and ginger ale/beer if you can~

2025-04-24 17:19:16

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Love causing chaos don’t ya?

2025-04-24 17:18:35

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I’m saying 😭

2025-04-24 17:14:49

I was gone for less than a month and my parents killed nearly all of the sproutlings.
https://image.nostr.build/45db53da50e77ee3f75081ac0dd151048fc2083c39b9d90e07b17ea4e4c6b7e3.jpg

2025-04-24 17:13:07

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Glad you’re feeling better!
(Common don’t understand the importance of sweating the toxins out of you body anymore and it’s sad)

2025-04-24 11:51:44

Good morning plebs and nostriches~

2025-04-23 20:30:47

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This is as BAMF as the money spreads

2025-04-23 20:29:49

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You gotta understand what’s important to her and how it pertains to the story

2025-04-23 15:40:17

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Morning Jack

2025-04-23 15:33:28

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🫣

2025-04-23 14:13:51

I haven't been on #nostr in 17 days after being on everyday for over 2 years and I wanna cry and throw up

2025-04-06 15:52:03

Looking for domestic violence shelters is difficult when you don’t have kids there’s no way you can do for yourself.

2025-04-06 00:19:21

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And honestly the best.

2025-04-05 23:28:03

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hear me out: hot shower chased with cold liquids🤔

2025-04-05 23:26:37

Love a good raft
https://image.nostr.build/3c2cedd38c3708040b4aa11287b11b6f4b8f8786eefd905646e15e029f496070.jpg

2025-04-05 21:39:04

‘only the cringe are afraid of being cringe’

2025-04-05 17:55:59

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could you be more chill?

2025-04-05 17:54:59

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This is so adorable.

2025-04-05 17:53:42

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I put pickle and jalapeño juice in the better I used to fry these in-
*chefs kiss*

2025-04-05 17:52:17

(On vaca)
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GnyhLPSXkAAM3TI.jpg

2025-04-05 17:50:25

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I’m happy you got to go to a conference!

2025-04-04 11:26:52

Gm plebs/nostriches.
Still at the hospital I’m being put on a 1013 against my will after explaining that I’m being domestically abused and my parents need to take responsibility for their actions because I’m trying to work for the same government agency. They’re throwing me under the bus too.

2025-04-04 03:54:00

Hospital for standing up for myself
https://image.nostr.build/b6e7aa99a9d9a5ff3099821f61a732663520645ddd19a08c8dc868e8c4ef105c.jpg

2025-04-03 17:15:29

Spicy Tofu Nuggets for the day~
https://video.nostr.build/7efe3b9ca89ae5a2b7c2bb4fb55fb9c0fee2b38558d858dc33278a7f7af68a05.mp4
https://image.nostr.build/95852700f7c335d09293cc775b5a9256b7aaf2bc1f43d43ae733035aad059fea.jpg

2025-04-02 13:24:38

Mornin’
🫂☀️

2025-04-02 02:44:39

not the droids yer lookin for.
https://image.nostr.build/f1f40ce728569c06959bbc6e5036d9dee3752d196924b04b3e24ea6dcda00398.jpg

2025-04-01 22:45:09

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Here for it

2025-04-01 20:12:34

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the only ones invited the kickback

2025-04-01 20:01:30

How many of the current politicians had to fight in an actual war?

2025-04-01 15:46:24

repotted the sprouts today and threw in some extra dirt to cover the roots.
testing red covering on the cabbages to see if they sprout just as well.
#grownostr #gardening #farming

2025-04-01 14:37:30

What's the point of no one believes you?

2025-04-01 13:17:42

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Yesss toast 🫂

2025-03-31 05:11:46

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This was meant to be plural

2025-03-31 05:11:21

Eid mukbarak my brother and sister

2025-03-30 00:21:51

Lmaoooo this was Jeff’s lawyer fr
https://image.nostr.build/8655cbcb296d9828afc6216c967151a90da0bf7f3422adc512bbde727439e3fe.jpg

2025-03-29 16:25:24

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Gm~

2025-03-29 15:14:37

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gm Sergio ~

2025-03-29 15:14:11

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Yessss the style~

2025-03-29 11:53:23

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Gm Seth~

2025-03-29 05:24:31

how old were you when you realized people hated constrictive criticism?

2025-03-29 05:21:29

the rate of transmission can’t be slowed down only reformed.

2025-03-29 02:10:11

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PIKMIN IS A MUSICAL THEATER NOW?

2025-03-29 00:21:46

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Same. New page smell is just *chefs kiss*

2025-03-28 20:02:08

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THE BEST 😂

2025-03-28 19:42:13

When’s the last time you gave your spouse a handshake?
#asknostr

2025-03-28 14:27:36

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This looks like danger bae 🫡

2025-03-27 17:55:58

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Oh noooo 😭😭😭🤭
Tell cheese to send you a voice note of him snoozin!

2025-03-27 17:47:56

YES🙌🏾 IM THE VILLAN
https://image.nostr.build/9503894511bc1bf70a105ab7bed4fc3480e72de981eb29d92ff16912383cfbf1.jpg
#note1mnk…wl6j

2025-03-27 12:52:13

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Good morning hustle~
I hope you and the lady hustle have a wonderful day.

2025-03-27 04:07:05

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#[2]#[3]#[4]#[5] what yo gpu (I think?) was sounding like

2025-03-26 21:49:20

Tossing some 80/20 in this and throwing it in tortillas
https://image.nostr.build/7f895824845fba905e906f64b68aec03e9e63e2d5912571c1655260bf336115c.jpg

2025-03-26 21:40:15

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If it’s my income why can’t I get it all and decide what I wanna donate to the govt?

2025-03-26 19:21:29

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Just instant message at that point.

2025-03-26 19:20:58

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The limit is brown boy Trudy (apparently)

2025-03-26 19:12:46

Shout out to @npub1xts…kk5s for protecting modesty by blocking access to the cams.

2025-03-26 19:10:06

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Y’all ever notice how the bird accounted for limb difference over time?

2025-03-26 19:02:16

peanut better jelly, the longgg wayyyyyy
https://image.nostr.build/c09a502caa04c0273fd6e756b81f605d7c209a3b123932e610025f8626c85ee5.jpg

2025-03-26 19:00:13

It’s about as long as the gap in my teeth.
https://image.nostr.build/4ec58ec769a7420ec4aa5de1b65f9dc10af848dd2208b3636bd8a01901fa65bf.jpg

2025-03-26 18:59:23

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Sure if you don’t want them returned to you 😂

2025-03-26 18:56:24

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Thank you for reminding me to take the meat out of the freezer 🥹

2025-03-26 18:45:36

If we’re friends, please tell me which coworkers you do not like so I can properly avoid them.