Rasterman

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2024-10-02 20:10:53

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2024-10-02 17:47:38

DRC seems to be working fine. Again.
Uploads are not taking an eternity.
...It's gonna crash again, isn't it?

2024-10-01 21:46:52

Did something finally happen? Is Iran firing missiles at Israel?
If so, to my USA pals who are gonna get drafted for the greater good: it's been real. :pepe_salute:
See you when you're back and try not to die for Israel too much.

2024-09-18 17:55:18

If only he were right, then voting for Harris might actually do some good for the world, but I'm told by locals that both parties are ran by the same jews.
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2024-09-18 15:38:45

A leftist account looking down on the working class. It's bizarre how common this is with the left.
Happened here when lower class people voted for Milei and leftists started putting them down for being lower class, even though that's the group they are supposedly championing. :thinkin:
PS: that same account was defending zoophilia in another post.
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2024-09-15 20:03:38

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Yes, less than an hour ago, I think. He was playing golf.

2024-09-10 13:52:57

Milei's reforms have increased investment and industrial activity very quickly compared to the past 20 years of leftist rule.
Still, I wouldn't brag about producing oil while yanks are around. We don't need any more [i]democracy[/i] than we already have. :sweating:
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2024-09-10 12:17:41

[quote]You are Latin like us.[/quote]
Sorry, [b]we[/b] are the Latins, actually. :cat_cheers2:
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2024-09-02 00:23:50

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We came so close to disaster.
Well, we arrived at disaster, but it could've been much worse.

2024-09-01 00:01:07

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Massa wanted to regulate social media. We could've been like the macacos right now. Every day I gain more appreciation to how we dodged a bullet with Miller. :milei_donewithyourshit:

2024-08-29 23:18:46

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Big if true that Sony still cares enough about PlayStation to do that.
Maybe Konami knows that SotN and Super Metroid must never exist on the same console or the universe will implode. They are the games that defined a genre. Better safe than sorry.

2024-08-29 22:38:49

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The GBA collection was very good. Nothing quite on the level of SotN, but close enough.
If this collection is on the level of the GBA, it's gonna be worth it.
Also, on PS4 there's a Castlevania pack that consists of Rondo of Blood and SotN. Why the fuck is that not on the Switch? :cat_angry:

2024-08-29 19:13:29

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I repeatedly forgot to post about it here. Yes, I didn't even watch the Direct, but got the email and almost fall off my chair when I saw Pizza Tower in there. :akko_aaa: :autism_ultra:
Apparently Fangamer will be releasing a physical version. I must have it. :pepegun:🍕
With Antonblast on the way and Pizza Tower already here, Nintendo can rest easy knowing others will carry Wario(Land)'s corpse on their backs so people don't forget him. 🗿 :wario:
Also looking forward to the DS Castlevanias. My plan A was pirating them on the 3DS, but this is probably more convenient. Doesn't look like Konami will release it physical, though. Just that they remembered they own Castlevania was great news.
PS: the indie Direct presenter was horrendous.

2024-08-26 15:10:45

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That's why this might be the best "all female remake" yet.
It's one thing to ruin Ghostbusters, but this could only get worse if it was a war movie, like 300. Though James Cameron would run to direct it, judging by his girl power fetish.
It's gonna be good*, just you wait.
*as in "so bad it's good"

2024-08-26 14:58:48

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Gosling is this version's Marla and steals the show. :pepe_troll:

2024-08-26 13:08:43

This might be the funniest woke remake yet. Looking forward to it.
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2024-08-25 01:12:37

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No one does. It's all preselected to engineer a specific result. Last year an upset happened and the least likely character won against the organiser's wishes; but this time he fortified the election to ensure the right candidate wins and democracy is protected.

2024-08-25 01:07:25

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Goodness, what's happening with this game? This looks pretty bad.
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2024-08-25 01:06:08

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mfw I log into DRC and see this sham contest is still going on:
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2024-08-25 01:00:30

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What's this nigfest? I could look it up, but I'd rather wait for a good faith explanation. :0550:

2024-08-24 13:54:06

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I kind of not want to see Macri doing that shit, but he's pro Agenda 2030 and that reptiloid alien Larreta is even worse, promoting eating the bugs. So maybe. But it's hard to believe they'd pull that shit here. We already have an invasion of Boliguayan Stone Age mongrels, but it's nowhere near what the UK is going through. That's full on dictatorship against Whites.

2024-08-24 02:48:26

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How did it get this bad in the UK specifically? Even France and Germany don't appear to be this awful.

2024-08-24 00:24:45

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They did one? What's the name?
I've had a bunch of tabs on my browser for weeks now where I finally found a non-partisan journalist talking in depth about it. I just need to summon the will to read it. :pepe_eyeballs:
The story sounds like your typical kike false flag, but no one here seems to want to expose them. Miller is pro-kike and goes with the judiciary blaming Iran with zero evidence. The leftists are pro-Iran and also don't want to look into it. :pepe_shrug:

2024-08-22 16:50:40

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I'LL WALK TWO MILES TO [b]SPITE YOU, MOTHERFUCKERS![/b] :ethanralph_rage:

2024-08-22 15:34:00

:ethanralph_rage: I don't scare, bish!
:0010: Are you Ethan Ralph?
:ethanralph_crosseyed: [i]*sharts*[/i]
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2024-08-20 20:06:10

Has this "Whites-only" idea even been tried elsewhere? Someone should give it a go and see if it's not just a fluke.
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2024-08-19 19:34:34

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Just two words and a picture. The least amount of effort possible, appealing to the lizard brain in the voter. This truly is democracy manifest. This is why ZOG wins.
Under the martial aristocracy, the king, first among equals, would discuss with his generals and they'd just determine who the best video game waifu is. Peasants need not comment on the matter, nor would they be asked.
#FrenchRevolution #Monarchy #JewishSupremacy #NiggerCattle #ChristiPoonior

2024-08-18 21:35:01

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That could easily be the reason to vote for her: Tomb Raider games are racist and dehumanising to shitskins? Based!

2024-08-17 20:20:35

What started as a tongue-in-cheek routine by Kino Casino to refer to [b]DarkSydePhil[/b] as a king for felting Rekieta, led to DSP showing up in the KC chat and eventually appearing on their show. In addition to Null repeatedly stating that DSP's detractors are unhinged maniacs, this resulted in the sektur memeing a redemption arc of DSP into reality.
Then, the casino appeared as guests on DSP's channel to co-op react to ReviewDropboxUSA's documentary.
Then, DSP made peace with Mutahar after a year-long misunderstanding, also mediated by the casino.
KC also got DSP to agree to give Metokur his interview, even though Jim had to postpone it on account of cancerAIDS acting up again.
DSP on video saying he can't understand why everyone suddenly treats him as a human again. Apparently, after 10 years of the same routine, watching the detractors seethe became funnier than messing with DSP. :shrug5:
I didn't know this arc was needed or that it could be so entertaining and wholesome; but I'm here for it. :0550:

2024-08-15 18:26:34

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>toujew-infested contest
Every time I take a stroll through the DRC neighbourhood, I am disappointed some more by the new contest being the same as the old contest.
What am I not, is "surprised".
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2024-08-15 17:53:12

:0010: Yo, lovelies, I need to go back to being a man for, like, a weekend to get the gf pregnant. 'know what I'm sayin'? What's the magic pill to go back?
:0380: What do you mean I can't? I'm taking girl pills. Surely there are guy pills to detransition.
:0200: How long...? Golly gee wiz... What was that about fertility...?
:0060: 'THE HELL!?
:wojak_tired: But that's not how it works on my genderswap hentays...
:deadinside: Oh no.
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2024-08-05 20:47:16

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Ah... Where's Waldo. :pepe_comfy:

2024-08-05 17:16:25

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I knew it. 🗿 The way the camera went all the way down seemed strange. If there was one thing they changed it had to be that one. Clearly, Niggamoto was making up for past fuck ups. He does that kind of thing, like when he made SMB1 too hard so then every Mario after that became increasingly piss easy.
The forest temple was the most obscure, unintuitive, [i]negative adjective[/i] dungeon in the game so far. That being said, that one was obvious. There were vines on the wall. That was taught in the Deku Tree area. And there was the grappling beam, too, which definitely doesn't work on ALL wood, unlike what someone here told me. :loli_disdain:

2024-07-31 17:18:01

I missed this one. Know MoistCritikal? AKA Charlie, AKA Soy Jesus?
I did see that he debated gay nigger Sneako and Charlie defended transitioning children based only on whether the parents and child consent.
This genius is known for his bland videos commenting on current events, or something as meaningless as a single tweet someone made. A fence-sitter, he always offers cold, safe takes. Somehow, he found himself aligned with the likes of Vaush or Destiny.
Surprised, he later says he didn't understand Sneako's question. He did and answered in a way that shows he did.
What's news to me is that Soy Jesus was so weak, he left the Internet over this horrendous take. :bluedoggo:
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2024-07-25 11:53:59

Journo goes on the street asking the most Boliguayan pedestrians he could find is they know at which temperature does water boil (100°C) and they have the wackiest answers! :0380:
These specimens don't belong in here, were imported by the left during the past 20 years and are a net negative to the country. :0260:
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2024-07-09 22:43:29

"I know some of you are slow, so let me illustrate it: this is how we get Europe back".
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2024-07-09 20:35:25

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Goodness! I thought this chap was weak but then he wished his enemy become a disgusting Malaysian with man tits. What a grotesque curse to desire upon an enemy. This man is ruthless.

2024-07-08 17:58:50

It's really scary to think that, just a few kilometres off the coast, we have goat fuckers occupying the islands with a big arsenal and they even demand access to Antarctica. The British evolved to live on sand, not snow. I feel like this should worry more people.
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2024-07-08 13:54:37

Looking cool as fuck is dystopian.
*—Some faggot getting ratio'd in his own replies*
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2024-07-08 00:27:30

I have expanded my English knowledge.
Though I'd need some examples on how to use it properly.
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2024-07-07 22:29:27

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Seems fine to me. :0460:

2024-07-07 03:42:19

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Why am I tagged in this shit. :0260:

2024-07-05 22:33:15

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So I am being scammed by the fisherman, you say. :alexjoneswat4: I thought if I catch the mythical 6 pound fish I'll be able to keep it. :ragekitty:

2024-07-05 17:41:21

I found another great fairy near the giant fish. But the power it granted me does nothing outside of dungeons... and only Miyamoto knows what that refers to.
I tried fishing. It seems I cannot put the fish I catch in the glass jar I found. Now I'm stuck losing 20 rupees every day I turn the console back on as I try to catch the largest fish.
Crazy that this game has fishing rods, though. Very un-Zelda-like to fish like that instead of grabbing them with your bare hands.
I'll grind for more rupees and go back to the fisherman. Perhaps I'll be able to keep the largest fish and trade it with the giant fish to free the princess. :blobthinkingfast:

2024-07-04 21:05:37

The devil shows up, offering you half a glass of pale lager.
You take one sip.
This is you now:
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2024-07-04 18:41:14

>egg cracked
What should be cracked is their heads.
In a violent manner.
That kills them.
My apologies, I'm beating around the bush with euphemisms. What I'm trying to say is ALL TRANNIES SHOULD BE EXTERMINATED. :loli_gun2:
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2024-07-04 12:38:13

**Age of Empires III**
>a game set between 1492 and ~1850.
>they added two African civilisations (Ethiopia and the Hausa)
>when you click on their buildings, they make Age of Empires 1 sounds, a game set between the Stone and Iron age
What did they mean by that? :blobthinkingcool:

2024-07-04 11:44:41

You can accuse Israel of doing 9/11, but if I call Ralph a nigger, my post gets "limited visibility". What a joke of a platform. The fediverse is where it's at. :pepe_comfy:
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2024-07-03 23:04:06

It would appear that I, in fact, may *not* need to glitch inside Lord Jabu-Jabu; but instead I must give him fish.
Unfortunately, buying fish is impossible, as the one in the store costs an unattainable amount of 200 rupees and the fish in the world cannot be caught. I tried spamming A like in Zelda, but I could not catch any. I stabbed wildly at them but the sword clipped through them. Finally, a trick that always works: bombs. But bombs don't kill the fish either.
It is possible I am soft-locked and the game is technically over. These kinds of things happened in old untested games like these.

2024-07-03 21:29:29

A couple of months ago, the Argentine left, despairing because the decreasing inflation became too obvious to pretend it's not happening any more, came up with a grand new strategy to stop the president:Call Milei a pædophile.
The evidence? A video on the deep web showing Milei raping a kid. It's totally real but if you ask to see it they react as if you want to see the video of the 40 Israeli babies being beheaded.
A strategy so retarded that even leftist journos refused to mention it. This was a soc-med phenomenon only. Two months later, no one mentions it. Just remembered as a sign of leftist insanity as they realise their chances are slipping away.
Pic not related.
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2024-07-03 17:13:21

Milei, just send a boat to the Falklands and see what happens. Maybe they'll surrender once they see a soldier wielding a pocket knife.
https://www.warwickshire.police.uk/news/warwickshire/news/2024/july/anthony-bray-sentenced-to-four-months-for-possession-of-replica-master-sword/

2024-07-03 02:21:28

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The ducks have deployed dogs as pacification tools to keep the nuns compliant with their horrible deeds. As usual, the hero child can see right through the dæmons ruse; hence why the ducks are gesturing to the other kids to lie on top of her in an attempt to smother her to death. I wonder why they don't just kill her; but maybe they need the kids to live before they harvest them for adrenochrome or some other nefarious goal.
The seemingly-idyllic scene is contrasted by the pigeons looking from the shadows. One stoically looks on the situation, as if it knows the grim fate those humans will encounter. The other, less calm and collected, suffers and epileptic seizure from contemplating what horrors await the kids. A sinister breeze blows the leaves away from the trees, representing the lives of the kids taken by the ducks, as leaves by a summer breeze. Hidden in plain sight. Psychological horror at its finest.
Notice a duck has a beret. It's either French (evil, self-explanatory) or Basque (terrorist). It's a message: if that duck is happy that the dogs are there, the dogs aren't there for a good reason. Of course the older nun is completely gone. She's been brainwashed for a longer time. Troubling. Concerning. :0390: I didn't think the last thing I saw before going to bed was going to be this disturbing picture. Thanks, pal.

2024-07-02 20:08:08

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That was way more apocalyptic than I would have imagined. :pepeshock:
In my experience, the less bad guy tends to be preferable. Though accelerationism here doesn't work because people have this learned helplessness that won't let them blow up the capital's power stations and start the purge. The USA might fare better in that scenario. :pepegun:

2024-07-02 19:26:23

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**Argentina 2019:** after 4 years of putting our hopes and dreams on a no-balls centrist, we witness the return of the far left to power. During the president's inauguration, rather than have the mounted grenadiers do a military parade to patriotic music, there's Sudor Marika doing a dance number. :deadinside:
2024 Mexico gives me 2019 Argentina vibes. As in, if it was over before, now it's so over it's like those Mario games where they let you play during the end credits.
No worries, though, in 2022 we won the World Cup and then we got an autist as president. :milei_willfuckupyourface: If anything, this arc is setting Mexico up for good times in a few years.
It's gonna get worse before that, though. :pepe_newspaper:

2024-07-02 18:22:59

It just gets funnier. :pepe_comfy:
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2024-07-02 16:01:09

**God of the jews:** Do not eat a pear.
**Jews:** Sure thing! ...But... what if I were to blend a pear into a liquid and insert it into my rectum as an enema? :kitty_smart:
**God:** Bro, just follow the rules. What the fuck.
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2024-07-01 23:11:43

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Total indio death would be splendid. :cat_cheers2:

2024-06-30 00:33:36

A 48 year old fat scammer is being assassinated on Youtube right now.
https://www.youtube.com/live/wiHrrur4RXE?feature=shared

2024-06-26 16:19:33

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And half a million likes and over a hundred thousand bookmarks. :doge_laugh: As if he's saying the things other people only dare think. Or they just find him funny.

2024-06-26 02:34:54

The great fairy looked like a whore and you could totally see up her skirt and the angle was definitely on purpose. Niggamoto is corrupting kids with heterosexual propaganda. Anyway, I now have a mana bar and lost a bit trying my new skill and NOTHING recharged it yet. Looking forward to more fun with the non-renewable mana bar.
I was trying to find a way to slide down a path on the trail to Death Mountain, but I couldn't; instead I found a cave with a cow. The talking fairy bee thing didn't have anything to say but it kept flying to a nearby pond... as if there was something there. Useless cave except it had rupees.
I think I soft-locked myself out of finishing the cucco quest in the Great Replacement town. I used a cucco to fly to an unreachable cucco and tossed both cuccos into the cucco pen. Now I don't have a cucco to fly into other parts of town. 🐔
There was another cow in a house but it didn't seem useful either.
I bought the Smash Bros shield and just as I do, some nigger in the shop is like "there's a monster that eats that shield". Thanks. :doge_tiresome:

2024-06-25 18:50:55

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I feel that's always inspired by the USA big cities and the perception that diversity works great.

2024-06-25 16:34:14

I wonder how Trump's former VP is celebrating Assange being free. :clueless:
Oh.
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2024-06-25 13:28:35

> This village used to be a Sheikah village but then the great Impa opened it to everybody.>there are no more Sheikah left
**What did Nintendo mean by this?** :pikachu:

2024-06-25 13:08:57

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When you're rappin' with the boys on the street and the beat is so sick you don't hear the horse's clopping as the bearded man leans out from his carriage to shoot you with his bolt-action rifle.

2024-06-18 19:32:36

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Returns is amazing, though I'd say TF outdid it. Still recommended. TF is one of the best platformers I've ever played and Returns comes close to it. And DKC offers actual challenge, unlike certain elephant Mario.

2024-06-18 17:59:20

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Gonna have to go watch reaction videos by Nintendo fans to see what the general feeling is like. Like, imagine someone goes nuts over basketball in Switch Sports. There's always a fan for everything. :doge_laugh:
Mario & Luigi looks great. Having only played BIS, at first I thought it was a remake since they just started showing gameplay and didn't explain shit. Now I know better. People thought that series died with the company that made it. Who's making this one?
Another Zelda game where you play as Zelda, and it also revolves around a staff-like object just like Wand of Gamelon! :0330:
DKRHD, I played too much of that game... and I think I'll be playing it again. One of the rare physical 3DS games I own (they're hard to find here).
Coming towards the end of the console (everyone says that every year, tho) and finally, Metroid Prime 4 shows up. Made by Retro Studios, I hear, and not by whomever made it before, which was so bad Nintendo had to come out and tell the fans they scrapped it and were starting over. Might have to check it out.
And that final secret reveal of F-Zero SX, wow! :pepe_starstruck:
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2024-06-18 12:35:31

Once again, a small group of strategically placed Greeks is protecting the fate of all of Europe.
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2024-06-18 00:23:56

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"Hey, guys, check this out! I'm a jew being gassed!"
**grabs own throat and starts making choking noises**
Redditor Schlomo in the corner: :soyjew_seethe:

2024-06-16 00:42:00

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I've seen that last line before. :blobthinkingfast:
Is that the civil war? North vs South? I believe I've heard the war started because someone bombed a fort. Sherman tanks. Niggers set loose on humans by the North. General Lee, which might also be a car. The racist version of the US flag the KKK always carries. That one that looks like the flag of Scotland but red...
I might have bits and pieces but not a complete picture here... :pepe_newspaper:
Still, how does that apply to the post? Is the South infested with niggers and the North is hyperborea?

2024-06-15 21:23:31

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Since magic soil theory is not real, if you import the third world, they don't become John and Jane Smith and start acting White, but you get their shithole customs in your land.
The street vendors peddling shit you don't really need (and if you do, you can get at the store) is common here. Sad to see it got over there as well.
If the USA is anything like this hellhole, change will come when things collapse and people realise they can't keep paying for trash to exist.

2024-06-15 20:53:31

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You could say so. The consequences of the welfare state giving these useless leeches enough to survive to pester people another day.
The Spanish thought you could assimilate these brown Mongolians. They were wrong. Still nowhere as bad as niggers, but that doesn't mean I like them.
Venezuelans in the US seems like ultimate demoralisation. Venezuelans should be forced to stay in Venezuela and face the consequences of their democracy. Add that I have yet to hear good things about the ones the emigrated. They all seem to be criminal Innsmouth monsters.

2024-06-15 20:34:00

Went to a fancy café for lunch / high tea and was approach by no less than 3 (three) beggar kids. Indoors! Preposterous. :whitecat_wtf:
The place was staffed by women covered in tattoos. It has fallen from grace. I remember it being fancier (less women). Of course the broads didn't have the guts to kick the beggars out. I shall not be returning there any time soon.
Should've gone with the classics and gone to the fanciest place in the neighbourhood. It doesn't serve hipster drinks, but at least the staff is 95% male, they wear a formal uniform and are quick on their feet to keep the riff raff out.
I hate the poor and their dark skin and epicanthal folds. :0260:

2024-06-15 20:19:57

A platonic ideal. :pepe_starstruck:
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2024-06-15 20:16:04

After all these years of impunity, they finally caught him.
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2024-06-15 01:17:31

Can someone be raped in the mind?
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2024-06-13 19:34:16

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...into the trash. ♻️

2024-06-13 19:06:29

Anglos will see this and think pineapple pizza is based now. Meanwhile, I just see another reminder that the Greeks are still salty that Rome conquered them and seek any means of undermining Roman heritage.
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2024-06-13 16:24:51

Female behaviour. If they pay attention to this, they'll turn it into a big thing. If no one cares, they'll settle down and do nothing about it.
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2024-06-13 13:38:03

This guy is a pro-Palestine libshit, but one has to respect his knowledge on Israeli shenanigans.
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2024-06-12 15:40:50

Star Wars on free fall. :bluedoggo:
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2024-06-12 02:07:27

On top of appearing precocious in her obsession with palace intrigue while looking like she's 8, Ocarina Zelda comes off as a schizo; but I'll allow it, as she seems motivated by racism. :0010:
I see they recycled the plot from TotK, with Grandmorpher pretending to be cool, but he's secretly evil... or so Zelda says.
Whoa, buddy! There's a young Impa in this game, just like in Age of Calamity. :0060: And she teaches Link the Zelda leitmotif from TotK!
Seems like they brought back Kakariko village from ALttP, but it appears it will be the BotW version, where the Sheikah live. This game is looking to be full of references to mainline Zelda. :0330:

2024-06-09 20:24:47

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The man that John personally poisoned with decomposing lobster is not feeling so good. > Should we call an ambulance?John asks, unsure if the death of a man is worth bothering emergency services with.
John's victim emerges from the bathroom, but he's no better. This would be a prime time to reveal John is an assassin for the Camorra and his terrible kitchen standards are just his cover to take out victims; but alas, he's just unmotivated.
Ramsay confirms they should call an ambulance. :gordonramsay_getoutnigger: John demands someone give him "a shot of something". He downs a shot of vodka to deal with the situation.
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2024-06-09 20:19:14

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It's the classic attempt to see how the kitchen runs with no direction from Ramsay in order to spot weak points to fix...
...A customer is sick.
A man is throwing up in the bathroom because he was served lobster that "tasted funny", according to the victim's friend. Ramsay requests John's presence.
Gordon goes back into the kitchen and demands to inspect the lobster that was served that man. It had ammonia. Apparently, it was in the process of decomposing. The chef agrees with Gordon that they could've killed that man. But hey, it's still early. We can still have our first KN death. :gordonramsay_edgeofinsanity:
The owner is speechless. Not that he's horrified by this development. He just has nothing to add. You feed some, you kill some. What'chu gonna do?
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2024-06-09 20:13:59

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Gordon goes to the kitchen to tell the kitchen staff how everything they served him was bad. The biggest problem this time was that everything was frozen. A waitress had told him they make the pasta right there... but she didn't clarify that, right after making it, they freeze it for days or weeks. She didn't know. Neither did the manager. John, the owner did know.
In response to the criticism about the frozen food, John puts Gordon's mind at ease:> But you can't make meatballs every day.The chef says he could make the meatballs in ten minutes, but John doesn't let him.
John confirms this.
Ramsay contemplates suicide.
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2024-06-09 20:10:15

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Ramsay notices an unpleasant smell. Asks Fabio when was the last time someone cleaned the dining area. Fabio doesn't know.
Ramsay picks up a pot and gets stagnant water on him. "This is where the smell came from!" :gordonramsay_rage:
Fabio thinks the foul water falling on Ramsay is karma for trying to destroy him with his criticism. Fabio is pleased with how things worked out.
Meanwhile, the owner is overwhelmed by things going badly so early and is like 🙉.
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2024-06-09 20:05:15

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Ramsay asks if the tortellini are frozen. The waitress hesitates, decides to ask in the kitchen. The chef confirms Ramsay is right.> It's fresh frozen.I have heard this term in enough episodes to start believing it's a common practise in restaurants: cook the food with fresh ingredients and immediately freeze it to be served later, when someone orders it.
Nigger, I'm already paying you a premium for the benefit of not having to cook it myself. At the least I expect it to be *fresh fresh*, not *fresh frozen*. :gordonramsay_rage2:
mfw they serve me fresh frozen:
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2024-06-09 20:01:02

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Disappointed, Ramsay orders lunch. He gets some Italian dish. In the kitchen, a worried owner says Gordon is gonna throw the food out. The chef responds he'd prefer Gordon throw the food out rather than taste it. :gordonramsay_rage:
As Ramsay pokes the food with his utensils, the editors add disgusting *squish* sounds. :bluedoggo: The editors remain the show's unsung heroes.
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2024-06-09 19:57:42

This show should be a companion piece in anthropology classes. Western European restaurants always have some egomaniac owner or chef who needs to be stopped. Meanwhile, Southern European restaurants always revolve around some family drama. Then we have jewish restaurants which are a food-related microcosm of globohomo, with scamming and humiliation rituals.
This time we got an Italian restaurant, tho. :darktroll: Mama Maria's, ran by **John**, the son of the founders who died 10 years prior. He's living in the past and, despite being the owner, continues to make the pizzas in the pizzeria next door (no clue why this place is two places, but that's the plot).
The place is not doing so well as in 1959 when it opened. Ramsay is presented a plate of desserts. They are meant as a showcase so the customers choose what they like. He inspects the showcase. There's mold in the samples. Ramsay asks if the customers deserve to be shown moldy food. **Fabio**, the manager, defends this by pointing out these are not meant to be served. > "What do you expect us to do, make a new one every day which we'll then throw out?" Gordon replies, "what do you think?", which suggests to me he expects them to make a new one each day. :gordonramsay_listenstoyou:
The owner sees this exchange from afar and begins to panic. :doge_laugh:
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2024-06-05 12:25:37

I am a conservative.
I propose that we reform the government so the infinite horde of shitskins invading and replacing the White population gets to pay lower taxes.
I conserve the idea of low taxes. :cat_cheers: