Jordi (Chaotic Aspect 2.0)

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2024-09-19 00:12:52

My 66 year old mum just called a house fly "MOTHERFUCKER"!

2024-09-16 18:03:42

Vet should be here soon.

2024-09-11 13:27:51

In light of @npub1nam…l3t5 's absolutely fantastic assessment of Elon Musk, I propose the new moniker #SemenServer.

2024-09-03 18:43:06

One of my superiors is 22 and half the time I ask her a question, she gives me inaccurate or plain wrong information. She jumps to conclusions easily and acts cavalier when she's corrected, which makes me think she doesn't listen.

2024-08-25 14:39:04

I finally blocked a certain person pushing anti-Palestinian narratives. They were using language that inferred that Palestinians are naturally violent, a first from them in my experience (although I was never a follower).
If you can't see the humanity of the Palestinian people, then I question your definition of humanity.

2024-08-18 03:53:13

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@npub1xkg…gph9
I want to see her bend her knee as she rears back to kick one of the cryptbros in the nuts.

2024-08-13 12:24:05

It's totally normal to tool around in the plane of the pedophile pal you probably had whacked. Absolutely.

2024-08-04 18:18:31

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
#Photography #Animals #CatsOfMastodon
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/905/112/688/833/124/original/946607997835c401.jpg

2024-07-31 18:24:40

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@npub1k2j…x9kv
Sounds like beige material to me. Tell me, is he opposed to cults?

2024-07-31 13:44:58

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@npub1f6s…y8ra
*disgrunts*

2024-07-28 04:34:13

When I said your advice was indispensable, I meant it should never be dispensed.

2024-07-27 16:59:09

It isn't that you won't have to vote any more - that's a freedom every American holds, the right not to vote - it's that you won't be allowed to vote ever again. Just so that we're clear on the language.

2024-07-20 15:48:09

CW YOUR FUCKING PORN YOU ASSHOLES

2024-07-20 13:34:14

On January 6th, 2021, the fervent, rabid MAGA acolytes built gallows, strung up a noose, and called for the (then sitting) Vice President of the United States to be hung publicly, without trial. This is not normal or acceptable. It is called an extra-judicial killing. Or a lynching. Or, you know, a murder.
They are the people vying for power. Stop them.

2024-07-19 03:07:52

My mum and I put on Shetland, a British murder mystery, and I swear to you, I sincerely asked her, "Are there going to be ponies?"
She said probably not.

2024-07-14 00:52:10

Assassination is wrong, always. Block me if you disagree, tankie and fashie fucks.
Fuck Trump. I hate him with a fury, but I don't want him dead. I want him rotting away in a cell.

2024-07-14 00:23:32

Bear grass in bloom at Erie Lake. #Photography #BloomScrolling #Nature #BeautifulBC
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/781/976/371/234/522/original/b5de0b7e81b73079.jpg

2024-07-08 12:01:23

Our morning guest. #Photography #Animals #DeerOfMastodon
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/750/756/105/436/517/original/61c1ca90d4a8e187.jpg

2024-07-07 20:54:02

I love the idea of a mainstream media that acts more like a watchdog than a convent of mean girls whose every breath are rumor and mongering.

2024-07-06 20:10:06

Also, Lizzy has a stern gaze, just for you, on this special #Caturday. Mrow. #Photography #CatsOfMastodon #Animals
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/741/348/324/254/500/original/9505fc07cb352543.jpg

2024-07-06 19:42:18

Howdy y'all. #Photography #Selfie #RuralLife
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/741/242/338/909/711/original/d1025daa9f7b6702.jpg

2024-07-06 19:40:01

From our walk at Grohmann Narrows. Zoom on on the log. #Photography #Animals #Nature #TurtlesOfMastodon #Herps
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/741/227/996/645/257/original/5fbc0eb28dccfa4c.jpg

2024-07-04 18:54:47

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@npub1grx…uxfe
You could knock me over with a blade of grass if her father has no part in this.

2024-06-29 17:09:28

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@npub1pns…47ph
If you find some random pot plants in Stanley Park, they're not mine. 😶

2024-06-29 14:45:40

Hay guise.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/700/439/736/133/122/original/a09976805a92a9a9.jpg

2024-06-27 13:46:51

Who called them twins and not wombmates?

2024-06-27 13:05:06

Tig Notaro is one of those people who I wish I was half as cool as her. She's a stone cold badass and fucking hilarious to boot.

2024-06-19 20:17:21

I'd be more on board with fundies if, instead of the 10 Commandments, they put up monuments warning about the Seven Deadly Sins, with contemporary examples (spoiler: it's one picture of Trump).

2024-06-15 01:32:26

*gets sunburnt*
Sun is Woke.

2024-06-15 01:23:58

To the fathers here on Mastodon: early Happy Father's Day. I hope you and your family have a wonderful weekend.
To my own father: um... thanks for letting me out of your nutsack, or whatever. Hope your fourth wife is well.

2024-06-14 17:41:59

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@npub1fpr…lyph
Opossum! My favorite marsupial! 😍

2024-06-14 17:20:42

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Bless y'all for your birthday wishes, and especially for sharing your lovely hellspawn 🥰

2024-06-14 12:34:20

It may be my birthday, but I'm more concerned with all y'all's furbabies with birthdays today.

2024-06-09 15:34:30

🎵I came to get down
I came to get down
So I listened to that Sara McLaughlin song.🎵

2024-06-05 00:09:12

Normalize complimenting food by saying, "This shit is scrump, yo."

2024-06-04 23:34:42

I need someone to detail Nigel Farage's debilitating injuries, sustained at the hands of a young jeezabel with a weaponized beverage.
They say it was assault, so I would surmise that he somehow ended up with a contusion, or maybe a laceration from an errant shard of banana? Perhaps an allergic reaction? Brain freeze? No? Nothing? He got a little sticky and chilly?

2024-06-04 13:58:23

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@npub1fpr…lyph
Awww, congratulations Jette!

2024-06-01 15:17:30

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Right out my bedroom window! *Melts into happiness*

2024-06-01 15:13:19

Omygosh you guys, we have the sweetest guest. We're guessing mama left them here for safety. It's breathing normally and is alert, if sleepy. Not approaching, just watching from inside. If mama doesn't show up by tonight, mum knows a conservation worker.
Omigersh!
#Photography #Animals #DeerOfMastodon #Fawn
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2024-05-31 01:54:55

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@npub10cs…5prq
I plan on listening to it before I go to bed. ❤️🎵

2024-05-30 23:31:09

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@npub1typ…c8hh
Is it wrong that I want to touch myself? /j

2024-05-30 23:21:34

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@npub1084…700n
Some heroic nerd had their finger poised over the ENTER key for HOURS. I love them.

2024-05-28 23:21:35

If I were famous and you asked me to sign your bomb ala the USO, I would do so on the condition that it is dropped on your unit. Fuck war and fuck normalization of slaughter. To me, it takes some seriously fucked up morals to sign a bomb, like a joke.
I dare one of these politicians to put their name on bullets. Like 10,000 rounds with Matt Gaetz's name etched into them. See how many of them end up in children.
/pissedoff

2024-05-23 14:34:49

nipple shroud

2024-05-22 15:39:42

🎵Hark! the Harold Ramis sings.🎵

2024-05-20 15:51:41

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@npub19fc…ay3c I think Amber is the hit they played on the radio up here, back in the day, but I could be wrong.

2024-05-20 15:48:58

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@npub19fc…ay3c
I don't think they suck, necessarily, but I'm not a fan.

2024-05-18 13:01:39

There's a (most likely) pregnant #elk just on the other side of the electric fence. She's alone, so we suspect she may be getting ready to give birth. #Animals #Nature

2024-05-12 22:32:33

Such a magnificent animal. #Photography #HorsesOfMastodon #Animals #Nature
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/430/481/968/015/392/original/15876cd3aae76397.jpg

2024-05-12 22:29:16

Lorry samples the grass in the newly expanded yard.
#Photography #Selfie #Animals #HorsesOfMastodon
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/430/462/188/339/158/original/cc44d072f149facb.jpg

2024-05-12 15:11:58

#Aurora borealis? More like Aurora Bore-alis!
No, I haven't got to see it yet, how'd you guess?

2024-05-12 13:49:40

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@npub1y5h…7m3c This is my lounging tee. I get home from work, off come the work clothes, on go the sweatpants and tee.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/428/422/345/947/235/original/8e4850581dd05306.jpg

2024-05-11 23:33:25

Some lovely moss at the Selkirk College Castlegar campus for #Mosstodon. #LichenSubscribe #Photography #Nature
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/425/060/013/330/355/original/b2f5ea74cdd20709.jpg

2024-05-11 23:30:20

Visitors. #Animals #HorsesOfMastodon #BirdsOfMastodon #Geese #Photography
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2024-05-11 13:09:43

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@npub19fc…ay3c
The smoke remains inside me. I am an eldritch barbecue.

2024-05-11 12:59:21

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@npub19fc…ay3c
Mine emanates from a massive tire and dung fire.

2024-05-11 03:09:14

SET YOU STUPID STAR #Aurora

2024-05-09 23:41:40

My head was in the clouds
And the sun was in my eyes

2024-05-04 13:32:09

#CurrentlyListeningTo Glassing - From the Other Side of the Mirror #HeavyMetal #BlackMetal #PostBlackMetal #Shoegaze 🇺🇸

2024-05-04 12:36:18

Steampunk is the superior form of punk simply because you can scald your enemies.

2024-05-02 12:20:45

If your reaction to a protest against genocide and the slaughter of children is to attack the protestors, then you are 100% complicit in genocide and the slaughter of children.
Using violence against peaceful protest makes you the bad guy. Always. Every time. Spraying pesticides on encampments? Razing said encampments? Swarming and macing unarmed protesters? You are the fucking evil.

2024-04-28 12:59:45

Some of these tech Bros and "effective altruism" hawks remind me of the attitude of Scientologists: they have a deep, narcissistic belief that they alone have the intelligence, competence, and trustworthiness to save humanity. But they have such contempt for the majority of us that it makes it almost pointless, unless you plan to rule over everyone in some sick pantomime of philosopher kings.

2024-04-27 16:10:30

The Big Lebowski 2: Night of the Living Dude

2024-04-23 11:53:24

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@npub1jdw…awld
They won't be able to pay the fines. So they'll end up in prison.
That's what the whole plan is: imprison the homeless. Disgusting.

2024-04-21 15:31:33

Using generative AI art to dunk on an asshole doesn't make it less impactful to the planet or the artists you could have hired.

2024-04-20 21:14:58

Thar she blows.
Thar she blows again.
Closer to my mast.

2024-04-19 18:26:09

The South better start paying Margaret Atwood some royalties.

2024-04-18 12:45:13

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@npub1zak…d6uu
Congratulations!

2024-04-18 03:32:22

The shit is on when Sesame Street goes on strike. Holy fuck. Muppets, rise up, man.

2024-04-07 23:04:53

You get one superpower.
But it has to be a side effect from a pharmaceutical ad.

2024-04-02 01:19:05

This episode of #StarTrekVoyager has posited the question, "You know who would write really great strip club music? Vangelis."

2024-03-30 20:19:22

Representing my beloved Biquette the #Grindcore Goat. #HeavyMetal #Wormrot
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2024-03-30 13:13:13

A cat yawning mid-meow is the cutest sound ever, don't @ me. #CatsOfMastodon

2024-03-28 12:05:44

At what point does Jesus come down and beat Trump with a Bible? What the actual fuck, JC?

2024-03-23 04:04:22

If only they'd left my wisdom teeth and took my dumbass teeth instead.

2024-03-19 12:12:06

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@npub1jwz…d2ah
I am similarly afflicted.

2024-03-14 23:34:48

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@npub18lj…80hq
@npub1nqz…838y is a wonderful man and a credit to the human race. I'm glad he shared this, in the ugly face of denialism.

2024-03-10 16:43:36

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@npub1gmx…atcq
I'll have 2 naps today, one in your name.

2024-03-10 01:30:34

We've ordered The Librarians: The Ultimate Collection boxset, which has the three Librarian TV movies and all four seasons of the TV show. 🤩 #SciFi #Television #TheLibrarians

2024-03-09 13:56:46

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@npub1gmx…atcq @npub1swy…snpj
He has always been scum and I am horrified that he is suddenly back in the public eye, trying to appear like an avuncular elder statesman or something, when really he is just another corporate hawk and theocratic lunatic.

2024-03-08 12:47:54

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@npub1ks7…eg5u
No women of color?

2024-03-05 20:26:01

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@npub1vhe…33f8
And there are people who still want flying cars. I can't even.

2024-03-05 16:24:26

America needs to invade itself and install a democracy.

2024-03-01 22:35:32

My mother reminded me this weekend that when she left my dad in 1994, she wasn't able to get her own credit card for several years and had to build her credit from scratch. Because she's a woman. In Canada.

2024-03-01 12:52:59

Thank you to everyone who sent condolences about TimTam. It is appreciated deeply.

2024-03-01 00:02:16

TimTam crossed the rainbow bridge today. He was 17 years old. It was peaceful, at home in Mum's arms.
Please hug your puppers for me.
RIP TimTam. Thank you for being my Mum's world. You were the best boy. 🌈
#DogsOfMastodon #Animals
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2024-02-27 13:17:16

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@npub1f6s…y8ra
Awwww! 🥰

2024-02-27 00:10:38

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@npub1c57…awu5
God I hated doing that. Lol. But that memory also brings back the scent of that guitar. 🥰

2024-02-24 04:47:11

Are you my shin?
Cuz I wanna bang you on that coffee table.
#AwfulPickUpLines

2024-02-21 12:56:51

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@npub1r7e…mre3
It's like smoking a cigarette through a tracheotomy hole.

2024-02-18 14:23:02

Okay. Julian Assange. I want to ask this without pissing off anyone, because I legitimately do not know.
Wasn't he accused of rape? And if he was, were the allegations ever taken seriously?
I am 100% in favor of Wikileaks and whistleblowing, and his work towards transparency. And if it was simply a smear campaign, and can be demonstrated as such, then I am willing to speak in his favor.
But we keep preaching about listening to women about accusations, and then something like this comes up, and suddenly #MeToo is too bothersome, and all women are liars.
Please, can anyone provide a clear, concise answer?

2024-02-17 18:51:41

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@npub1lzz…jhl3
So... Biden can kill him, then?

2024-02-17 14:45:53

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@npub1g7t…y757
You get treats.

2024-02-17 00:28:34

Let us be each other's emotional support animals.

2024-02-16 23:00:56

I start Pain & Torture on Wednesday.
...
Sorry. That's "Physiotherapy".

2024-02-15 22:27:19

I have this ridiculous image in my head of a gun holding a gun and pointing it at the continental United States, which quivers and weeps as it says that guns are the only answer.

2024-02-13 14:56:32

Happy Birthday Henry Rollins! #PunkRock #HardcorePunk #SpokenWord

2024-02-12 00:33:06

I love Mastodon so much. #SuperbOwl is peak Fedi glory. It has made my day.

2024-02-11 15:01:05

Shut up the Puppy Bowl is on.

2024-02-06 10:47:53

Degauss me, daddy.