I need someone to detail Nigel Farage's debilitating injuries, sustained at the hands of a young jeezabel with a weaponized beverage.
They say it was assault, so I would surmise that he somehow ended up with a contusion, or maybe a laceration from an errant shard of banana? Perhaps an allergic reaction? Brain freeze? No? Nothing? He got a little sticky and chilly?
Jordi (Chaotic Aspect 2.0) /
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2024-06-04 23:34:42
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npub1wh5jlkzdpkk4cr2y50rgqy6fu83xs4nhv3hg4d00v7ygduvv04ascm636sPublished at
2024-06-04 23:34:42Event JSON
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