millennial falcon

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2024-08-17 14:25:14

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@npub10d5…vvxa paper comes from trees but stories come from the forest

2024-08-17 07:14:53

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@npub1cxc…akj4 @npub1g8n…z6s2 some kind of interdimensional superpost

2024-08-16 07:51:51

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@npub1skf…wy7g bullshit there are cars with more than one person in it! 😂😂

2024-08-16 02:50:06

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@npub1qe5…8ugl correct. not the lion's job to feed the vultures.

2024-08-15 03:07:50

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@npub17ss…76l0 crazy. like internalised putinism.

2024-08-15 03:07:23

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@npub17ss…76l0 you seem like you have an amazing and close perspective on this war. I appreciate your insights man.

2024-08-15 03:01:03

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@npub17ss…76l0 thanks for the faces. they'd look better mounted on a board.

2024-08-15 02:56:05

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@npub17ss…76l0 what a WASTE.
and now it's here, at the heartbreaking, pointless result of tolerating autocratic rule.

2024-08-15 00:11:20

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@npub1yf4…fcsf genuinely do not understand why you platform it instead of just mercy killing it. you are very much on its side exercising that agenda, although you should not be.

2024-08-14 22:41:48

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@npub1ahq…wjwd no dont listen to him, earth! I am on the other side and am ready for a spring please 🙏

2024-08-12 11:38:00

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@npub13q9…jsxy what a nightmare. be safe people

2024-08-11 11:09:29

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@npub1afz…wdvg this is very interesting. I hope that exemplary message is as popular as it should be!

2024-08-11 08:42:25

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@npub1e7e…sycm pussy bitch russia crying to the UN because Ukraine brought their war back to them, lmfaooooo
how about tough shit. SLAVA UKRAINI 🇺🇦🇺🇦

2024-08-09 01:54:58

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@npub1zj4…fyjh woah they have internet in that area? amazing

2024-08-06 22:50:50

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@npub1ahq…wjwd haha, I already like this Walz dude man. feeding kids and mocking the enemy, what a champion.

2024-08-05 12:21:53

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@npub1hjn…vfr7 just put him out of its misery

2024-08-04 23:00:53

we allow ourselves to get so enamored with amazing people and beautiful events that we overlook corruption.
olympics is a prime example where amazing athletes performing incredible games distract millions from brutal misogyny, racism, and anti-trans systems, embedding them further in our societies.
then the games end and we wonder why there are so many hate crimes, so much domestic violence.
we each have a duty to punish evil even when it benefits us. I dislike that so many people fail this.

2024-08-04 22:35:44

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@npub17ss…76l0 he is in a good place now so we try not to talk about that uhh challenging period of his life

2024-08-04 01:32:52

America is stupid man, even a whiff of election corruption in a foreign nation of interest and it's fuckin black-ops go time, but a broad daylight insurrection storming their own capitol building and it'a "aww nah lets not arrest him just yet" for no fuckin reason.
you should assign the CIA to controlling the trump crime organisation, you will have that shit dead and solved over night.

2024-07-31 11:10:37

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@npub1qe5…8ugl all the way until 2028 for the fucking re-election of course, Harris wins bois

2024-07-31 02:22:11

interesting exercise.
https://www.thebulwark.com/p/democracy-suffer-quiet-death-simulated-trump

2024-07-29 20:51:27

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@npub1ahq…wjwd eliminate that fucking clown mcconnell while you're at it. term limits for evil, zombified turtle-looking shit eaters.

2024-07-24 22:50:21

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@npub17sh…6e06 dead orcs.

2024-07-19 03:19:41

each scientologist has to murder a psychiatrist to get their gang patch and members ring, they dont even teach them the handshake before that milestone

2024-07-18 13:13:59

I could never be a covert operative, these crickle-crackle fuckin knees would give me away while I'm sneaking

2024-07-18 13:07:35

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@npub1uul…dkn7 magnifico, thank you bro. no wonder you're so well informed! my goodness.

2024-07-18 12:31:21

man alive. where is a good news site these days? bbc and guardian were ok until the US election, in which they are both trump supporters. I want journalism not hardcore, all out MAGA propaganda. what have you got to recommend?

2024-07-18 02:29:01

cant wait for Festivus, I am gonna air so many fuckin grievances

2024-07-18 00:26:50

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@npub1hjn…vfr7 get them falconis back in the game baby! lets go!

2024-07-17 01:20:49

tenacious d breaking up because jack black wants to keep rapists alive more than he wants to play music

2024-07-16 11:19:38

crikey. what I am saying is cripes. christ.

2024-07-15 23:43:03

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@npub1sk4…d83s easily fixed, just take them off after you fall asleep. more expensive in replacing all the destroyed and slept-on glasses but crystal clear dream vision.

2024-07-15 10:31:29

I've got a black belt in accessory dyeing

2024-07-14 22:03:10

how do the "violence is never acceptable" people account for the defeat of nazism in ww2?
how can they possibly believe these ukrainian heroes are doing the same thing as the invading orcs?
violence is absolutely mandatory to prevent evil from slaughtering your entire family. it is a gift, a wonder, a necessity, a need. violence is not the problem, and it is not to be feared and hated. we do it for fun in our sports and games.
the problem is cruelty. not violence. cruelty is never acceptable.

2024-07-14 14:32:30

how much face do you need to save, really? seems like that's a hell of a lot of face. no one needs that much face.

2024-07-14 13:50:08

I love meeting people whose standards for public behaviour are astronomically out of touch with reality, it's like hell yeah good for you but it also like lmao omg

2024-07-14 10:28:26

u either die a hero or live long enough to become the guy with 10,000 fediverse followers ranting and railing in all seriousness about how much human beings hate using smartphones despite the hyperabundance of extensive, mounting evidence to the contrary

2024-07-13 04:22:20

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@npub1c57…awu5 a fine answer. I find you always have useful comments to share.

2024-07-12 21:36:48

the enshittified search engines have nothing so say by way of answer to my question so I will ask it here.
why is the guardian participating in the current pro-trump and anti-biden media blitzkrieg?
I thought the guardian was not billionaire owned, so why participate.

2024-07-12 03:32:59

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@npub18hd…kf64 good to see employment opportunities for state beneficiaries

2024-07-12 03:30:15

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@npub1jma…0as2 I'd say respect is for all non-destructive life.
human is nothing to do with it.

2024-07-12 03:05:53

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@npub1jma…0as2 ITV that is. it might be a britain show, anyway Im lookin forward to it it looks great and the publicity from acting police chairperson Lynch clinched it for me.

2024-07-12 03:04:55

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@npub1jma…0as2 she is mad about the new Irish cop trainee comedy tv show Piglets but still, still

2024-07-12 03:01:53

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acting police chaiperson Lynch in the news right now demanding police be respected, yikes yikes, think of the optics boss, the optics.

2024-07-12 03:00:47

"Acting national police chairperson, Tiffany Lynch,"
yeesh, not a good cop surname I will tell u right now. you'd have to change it if that was the US I reckon.
like a judge being called Kieran Deathsentence. no good, no good.

2024-07-12 00:52:41

like the post, block the vibe

2024-07-12 00:33:00

I liked this one from Johann Wolfgang.
"Against criticism we can neither protect nor defend ourselves; we must act in despite of it, and gradually it resigns itself to this."

2024-07-11 11:04:01

if you make it
too painful and scary
to openly or secretly support russia
even in china and russia
you are going a long way
to solving the cause.

2024-07-10 07:26:45

a metaphor can only be extended so long before sustaining some degree of ligament damage and possibly needing a urologist's evaluation

2024-07-09 12:32:12

there is a very precise level of disrespect that I will not tolerate and that level is some

2024-07-09 02:02:57

Spartan in the streets, Athenian in the sheets

2024-07-09 01:31:14

turning up late to an early grave

2024-07-08 10:35:52

the monsters, golems, militiamen, creatures, spectres, cultists, shades, beasts, giants, wraiths, fiends, corrupted knights, fallen ones, critters, dragons, skeleton warriors, fallen gods, betrayers, harpies, mages, trolls, soldiers, changelings, ancient ones, lethal plants, and violent denizens aside, I would like to just point out that the architecture in Elden Ring does not look even remotely up to code

2024-07-08 07:10:56

the main reason people dont want to go from facebook and twitter to the fedi, which I experienced, is because they are reluctant to switch from being the very cleverest person in their community to the stupidest fucking idiot by a country mile

2024-07-08 06:08:00

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@npub1afz…wdvg perhaps we should stop blasting greenhouse gases into our one atmosphere at increasing rates. perhaps it should be illegal to do that.

2024-07-07 22:17:21

fedi name was either going to be Millennial Falcon or Lips On Mike. having subsequently learned this is a place where it's common to put a trigger warning on things like eye contact or lingerie, I can see I made the right choice

2024-07-05 12:40:49

oooh I love getting paid and having a little extra to donate to the Ukrainians for a new drone or whatever

2024-07-05 11:18:58

who up getting phlegmatised by the dulcet late night toots of the fedi

2024-07-05 00:44:28

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@npub1jma…0as2 ah yes that's right the third thing was paradoxes, I cannot abide them

2024-07-05 00:08:40

if there's three things I can't tolerate it's lists, intolerance, and forgetting what the last one was but believe me it was a good one

2024-07-04 22:41:47

"the party dont start til I walk in"
walk into what, the party? that an obvious temporal paradox my friend, go to school

2024-07-04 21:42:26

I have written and deleted two extremely preachy posts this morning and now demand credit for doing so

2024-07-04 00:05:18

I like the expression the naked eye, the alternative being to clothe your eyeth

2024-07-03 23:48:58

I will be honest with you internet, at my weight the last thing I need is someone pushing cookies on me every time I click a link

2024-07-02 23:51:45

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@npub1jma…0as2 broadly agree.
I think it's unarguable that humans are a terrible design as they are. the cowardice, fear, psychosis, and narcissism features alone are worth a do-over.

2024-07-02 23:49:43

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@npub1jma…0as2 this is all beautifully asked. fuckin nice one.

2024-07-02 21:21:18

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@npub1jma…0as2 I think the rule is you do you, but I can tell you I have loved everything I have seen u post

2024-07-02 00:20:16

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@npub1jma…0as2 I learn a lot from you. and I couldnt ask for more than that my friend.

2024-07-01 21:43:13

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pretending that those are the same thing is a powerful enabler of evil. fighting to prevent anyone from raising their hand in defense, whilst refusing to do the one thing that can save everyone and every thing from the mindless, self-indulgent evils such a culture nurtures and rewards.

2024-07-01 21:41:29

there are really people, the day of the American King supreme court decision, silencing those discussing solutions instead of those who are the problem
killing a genocidal sociopath is not the same as killing innocent people. those are objectively opposite acts: one is mass-protection, the other mass-destruction.
if you're someone who can think, you can tell the difference easily: sociopaths dont stop harming people. whereas a person who kills to protect stops harming after just one sociopath.

2024-07-01 11:26:26

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@npub1jma…0as2 oh shit, I re-read it, I mean touché

2024-07-01 11:23:38

people have this aversion to pus but no, it is not gross at all, that is your blood's own excessive defensive force overwhelming an infection, all that victory material has to go somewhere. a pimple is merely the military surplus store of the face.

2024-07-01 11:19:14

either your god is exactly as cruel as a naturally formed cosmos or it's a naturally formed cosmos, what did Occam say about shit like that again

2024-07-01 06:42:45

the book Prisoners of Geography is a very good explanation of why nations do what they do. highly recommend the first 2 chapters, which are on Russia. it explains so much.

2024-07-01 01:35:39

I believe in democracy but rolling it out before effective, good faith, public education was doomed to fail.

2024-07-01 01:33:22

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@npub1c8l…sldj a voting system is not fit for purpose for such persons, because it results in perpetual collective punishment, defeating the sole purpose of elected representation.

2024-07-01 01:20:25

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@npub1c8l…sldj oh buddy. that sweet, summer, leave-voting child. those weren't politicians. those were con men of the most garden fucking variety. just like how we, by the tens of millions of us, told you.

2024-07-01 00:11:29

I saw youtube frothing at the mouth to promote "political analysis" videos I was like woah now, nah nah youtube, that topic of all topics is absolutely none of your business

2024-06-30 21:52:09

the word unruly is pretty silly, like are you genuinely mad these peasants dont want to be owned, come on now think it through, you can't expect everyone but you to be nice and ruly

2024-06-30 06:15:12

silly is the new whimsy

2024-06-30 02:09:00

the benign dictator dictates you must emphasise the word benign not the word dictator

2024-06-30 01:26:46

please secure your carrion luggage in the sealed overhead compartments

2024-06-29 18:21:57

I'm spinning too many plates, I got a nervous dish position

2024-06-26 04:14:07

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@npub1gvu…wfm7 doctors google stuff offline right

2024-06-25 23:19:13

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@npub1y7x…jrl4 that mural is next level, hoooly

2024-06-25 11:04:32

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@npub1c57…awu5 😂😂 I once read about every 7 years every single atom in our bodies cycles out and is replaced. anyway happy belated birthday to the new you

2024-06-25 09:41:38

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@npub1c57…awu5 I know what I'm getting you for your birthday, by the way when is your birthday

2024-06-25 02:49:59

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@npub1jma…0as2 😂😂🤘

2024-06-25 02:35:57

exhaust me one exhaustion unit less and I'll be your friend.

2024-06-24 21:50:25

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@npub1uw8…88kr suggest you screenshot your post there Sam and put it in your talk. it is relevant to your message how laborious it is for you to keep the message current.

2024-06-24 21:36:30

the americans really want bannon and trump kept alive and out of prison with no consequences for their crimes more than they want to keep their voting system. they continuously refuse to clean them away.
as hateful as their choice and their values are, we must ultimately learn to accept that is their choice to make.

2024-06-24 01:04:02

I often struggle to communicate with people who are not ideologically driven systems thinkers. it's like trying to sail a boat up a hill.

2024-06-23 07:00:10

a google glass type device that runs live subtitles at the bottom of your field of view when people talk or sing

2024-06-22 23:18:36

because our only experience of reality is by driving it through the limited barrier of perception, a process entirely subject to pre-existing biases, our understanding of anything is therefore always going to contain some degree of omission-based and bias-imposed psychosis.
I find the p word scary. my advice is to get comfortable with that term because it is closer than any of us think.

2024-06-21 05:07:21

friendship needs shared values or a shared lack of values

2024-06-21 01:43:21

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@npub1su4…a0dw
1. add more points of failure per car
2. glorify this process
3. ???
4. PROFIT

2024-06-21 01:07:13

not sure why you have a problem with facial mutilation, lots of places do facial mutilation, have you never been places before you FREAK, do you think you are too good for facial mutilation or something, your expectations re: facial mutilation are unrealistic given my own lifelong experience of accepting extensive facial mutilation as a fact of life, why cant you just be a team player and accept the facial mutilation like everyone else

2024-06-21 00:05:42

I want to play one of those boxing vr games for playstation but I do not want to destroy my living room

2024-06-18 23:28:00

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@npub1jma…0as2 potatoes are an exemplary food but they do not grow toes. they should be called potateyes.

2024-06-18 23:17:37

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@npub1jma…0as2 😂😂 risky