⚪ the lynne creacher

leftist polyam transbian linux nerd. cute bune (kin). vry gay
please CW drugs and selfies and sex stuff
i have a blog: https://bune.city

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2024-06-26 07:22:33

the clean chinese-room engineering problem: person A studies and reverse-engineers a piece of software, then writes a chinese-language document describing its precise function. this document is passed to person B, who does not speak chinese, but uses a chinese-to-english dictionary to translate the document to english. this translated document is given to person C, who implements the software as described in the document. which of these people, if any, have violated the oracle end user license agreement?

2024-02-21 22:54:10

just once. just once i want to hear that we are experiencing lower than usual call volume and you will be put through shortly. please

2024-02-17 04:54:50

man goes to windows error logs. says he can't delete file. lacks permission. life seems harsh and cruel.
windows says, "treatment is simple. windows administrator account is in town tonight. go and ask him to delete the file."
man bursts into tears. says "but doctor... i am the administrator"

2024-02-16 08:29:11

update: bank of america will no longer be federating with wells-fargo because their admin is a dick. any money in your account received from them will be deleted

2024-02-10 00:40:40

banks won't let you use a rooted android phone for "security purposes" but will let you through with a cracked copy of windows vista running opera 12

2024-02-08 21:59:36

https://wasabi.lynnesbian.space/the-slum-bucket/media_attachments/files/111/898/100/898/409/197/original/dcadb408ecf292d9.jpg

2024-02-02 20:18:27

messaging a friend on matrix and they just said the funniest thing
https://wasabi.lynnesbian.space/the-slum-bucket/media_attachments/files/111/863/731/294/505/648/original/31ecf063ddd7a779.png

2024-01-26 03:27:45

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@npub1s36…m239
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2024-01-23 04:35:39

it's over. intel is FINISHED. the future is powerPC
https://wasabi.lynnesbian.space/the-slum-bucket/media_attachments/files/111/803/391/255/732/538/original/9ec74d55e94447a8.mp4

2024-01-12 20:53:51

whoever is DDoSing sourcehut and codeberg: i hope your main computer's network driver gets removed from the kernel, and your distro refuses to package it

2024-01-04 21:36:29

i had the idea for this and was compelled to make it straight away
https://wasabi.lynnesbian.space/the-slum-bucket/media_attachments/files/111/699/828/420/984/627/original/e7bf2ceadc4f3f9b.jpg

2024-01-02 02:43:55

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i just don't understand why this happens every single time. in this case, the original article wasn't even about systemd
https://wasabi.lynnesbian.space/the-slum-bucket/media_attachments/files/111/684/054/767/734/084/original/aa1dd537b2155a9e.jpeg

2024-01-02 02:39:15

phoronix could publish an article like "latest systemd update reduces boot times on decade old hardware to sub-second speed" and the commenters would still be writing shit like "terrible article, nobody cares, i don't want poeterring micro$hillware on my system"

2023-12-30 02:22:42

it's so sad how physical PC games are dead. i love that i can go to cash converters and buy a pre-owned copy of a game for super cheap, and then since the disc is the license, play it even when i'm offline or when the microsoft servers are down or whatever.
i paid $4 for one of my favourite games ever, prey.

2023-12-26 19:39:02

#rust programmers: why did you decide to learn the language? :ferris_thinking:
personally, i was a python programmer, and wanted to move to a language where i could distribute binaries, rather than source code and instructions to setup a virtual env. i started with C++ but had a pretty bad time with cross platform dependency management, so i decided to check out rust. it took a while to get anywhere productive with it, but i'm so glad i stuck with it!

2023-12-25 20:23:33

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@npub1s7y…u8ak
the whole post is in lowercase, except for the initialism GNU, since initialisms are always uppercase
there's not really a reason for it - that's just the way i write things online. when i'm writing documentation or other important/formal stuff, i do capitalise linux.

2023-12-24 17:18:21

alright, let's give this whole social media thing another try!
last time, i got way, WAY too into it. the post that made me leave fedi in the end was someone asking if i ever enjoyed anything in response to a pointless complaint about need for speed hot pursuit's remaster on nintendo switch.
i realised, "huh, maybe i don't enjoy anything on social media". i took a step back and realised that i was trapped in the cycle of negative posts and "positive" feedback (the all mighty, dopamine inducing bloop noise)
hopefully this time is different!

2020-04-03 04:33:51

https is pronounced hot potatoes

2020-03-15 13:09:09

the year is 2050. GTK is still preparing the move to version 4, and has collaborated with the FBI to assassinate anyone who mentions the filepicker thumbnail bug. qt stil has an open source version, but it requires you to have create an account with a valid email address and physical address, and limits applications to only containing one window.
microsoft is still "transitioning away from winforms" to the Multiversal Windows Platform, For Real You Guys, We're Doing It Platform. iOS desktop (formerly macOS) has deprecated all system widgets in favour of the cloud. google has created an artificial intelligence to randomly create and deprecate new GUI frameworks, rendering it essentially impossible for anybody but them to create android apps with "native GUIs".
the only usable framework is electron, but everybody hates it because bloat.
as people struggle to find a desktop ui framework that hasn't been bogged down into uselessness by licensing issues or lack of features, a saviour emerges from the heavens: java swing

2020-03-05 23:03:21

have you ever wondered why almost all computer fonts draw the lowercase A differently to how pretty much everyone writes it? the answer is simple - alan turing, inventor of the computer, had never seen the latin alphabet before and had it described to him over a phone call while he was making windows 1.0
he later tried to fix his mistake with @, but failed to recognise that there's not supposed to be a giant circle around the letter
by the time people realised that it was kind of hard to read words like "Ill" because the capital I looked like lowercase L, it was too late - the internet was already set in stone, and there was no going back

2019-05-06 18:08:51

:brain1: windows AERO (Authentic, Energetic, Reflective, Open)
:brain2: WINE (WINE Is Not an Emulator)
:brain3: DANCE (Digital Audio Near-instantaneous Compression and Expansion)
:brain4: MP3 (Moving Pictures expert group version two layer 3)
:brain5: STIR/SHAKEN (Secure Telephony Identity Revisited / Secure Handling of Asserted information using toKENs)
:brain6: GNU HURD (GNU's Not Unix HIRD (HURD of Interfaces Representing Depth) of Unix Replacing Daemons)

2019-04-27 07:39:00

imagining apple sending people in to a store to remove the rule-violating usage of cylindrical white tables
https://wasabi.lynnesbian.space/the-slum-bucket/media_attachments/files/000/420/594/original/b36cf29db2e91f57.png

2019-03-09 23:32:52

introducing the LynnePhone 5G. there are two models, one that can place calls, and one that can receive calls

2018-12-07 11:35:14

you wanna create a slideshow? you use your pentium, you're gonna get about 20% slideshow. i3 7th gen pretty good gets you about 80-90%. now an i7 8th gen? that's just under 200% slideshow. imagine being able to make that much of slideshow power
https://wasabi.lynnesbian.space/the-slum-bucket/media_attachments/files/000/100/027/original/a522b62789399de9.png

2018-10-24 18:01:17

predictions for android 10 (Q):
- a massive restructure that massively improves battery life!! (no actual change)
- machine learning scans your text messages and guesses at who will die next
- Project Sawfish rewrites half the UI, breaking the obscure old app you paid for two years ago that's become an essential part of your workflow
- notifications now go "swoosh" and "wheee"!! haha :)
- more battery improvements please oh god the battery barely lasts at all please help us
- java turd polish
- complete rewrite of the storage API
- support for headphone jacks has been deprecated uwu sowwy please buy a pixel OwO