predictions for android 10 (Q):
- a massive restructure that massively improves battery life!! (no actual change)
- machine learning scans your text messages and guesses at who will die next
- Project Sawfish rewrites half the UI, breaking the obscure old app you paid for two years ago that's become an essential part of your workflow
- notifications now go "swoosh" and "wheee"!! haha :)
- more battery improvements please oh god the battery barely lasts at all please help us
- java turd polish
- complete rewrite of the storage API
- support for headphone jacks has been deprecated uwu sowwy please buy a pixel OwO
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