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2024-04-27 23:43:37

I am not a money transmitter. I just like saying words like:
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2024-04-12 00:53:27

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Tell that #joke to #Trump 🤣🤣🤣
#memes

2024-04-05 04:16:11

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https://image.nostr.build/2c4e88b79e1a18a72f467f9099226d03b0cc6eee50994ff56d1200757ddd487a.jpg

2024-04-03 23:37:56

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Write offs, deductions, producing things yourself instead of buying them, holding assets in trusts... there are so many ways to do this legally.
And of course there are violations of the law that some people engage in like not paying taxes on the cash your grandmother sent you for your birthday, or not paying the sales tax on the value of the lettuce your neighbor gave you because they had extra.
But the legal tax evasion that people/companies with lots of money that is the real crime.
People generally don't want zero taxes (and thus no public police, courts, fire service, potable water, etc.). They want taxes that are fair, and services that collectively cost less than a profit taking company can provide (because: profit).

2024-04-03 23:26:38

Bloomburg is reporting that eternally piling up debt is unsustainable. The big news here is that they're now acknowleding this.
https://image.nostr.build/b1154601120a1742670077b9ae221ebf1b90dd9df3159adddaad9aef5f0914c2.jpg

2024-03-31 05:56:15

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Only from people who don't know how to avoid taxes. 🤣

2024-03-22 21:08:48

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Zap everyone. Break those lightning nodes! https://image.nostr.build/5a34cfc29084fbfe722708e25bb7c9162010120c883679f65571aac8f2fe698e.jpg

2024-03-22 21:07:04

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So much freedom! https://image.nostr.build/78a01f665c7f8f28948f64834e60cc466c96a9e4147b9db4dbc4b88fdb9e76ed.jpg

2024-03-22 20:54:18

I heard it's time for a zapathon. What a great way to get everyone to voluntarially mix their coins in a decentralized way. 🤣
https://image.nostr.build/87e455f53427857ecd78b3e46a9ebaf6a7594f1a4f790e3e18e875b4f702e061.jpg

2024-03-20 08:04:28

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Should have sold then and bought back now 💎👐
You'd be 15% more stacked!

2024-03-20 08:00:17

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What are you on about? We know it is secure because the relays are not trusted third parties.
Everything is public in nostr except DMs, which a e2ee. And everything is signed, so the relays can't do anything more than just not relay messages.

2024-03-19 23:32:05

I thought this was going to be some stupid, quackary, bullshit but this is legit. There's a bunch of filler content, but the actual clip is 😲🤔
#nevent1q…27ml

2024-03-19 23:26:03

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Is it really that big of a deal that someone is staying there while the homeowner is not using it? Seems like she's making a mountain out of a molehill here. 🤣

2024-03-19 23:13:30

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Seems like a good price, right?

2024-03-19 23:05:44

I have it on good authority that Joe #Biden is going to roll back those huge #tax cuts for #billionares soon and use some of that money to expand the tax cuts for #working #class #Americans. https://image.nostr.build/5fbe02deb249ab2980d2a445ab5849b6a4cfaedea224f1bf879c6398a4ffb01d.jpg

2024-03-17 07:14:08

Want to avoid sales tax? Don't live in a location which doesn't charge sales tax? Grow your own food, build your own stuff, print your own guns and so on.
Not only will it make you more self reliant, but you'll save money on sales tax too.
There are lots of ways to fuck the system. What are some of your favorites?
#nevent1q…84jz

2024-03-16 18:15:37

In the US, if your income is $13,850 or less, you don't pay any federal taxes at all. If you are the "head of the household" that goes up to $20,800, and even higher if you have additional deductions.
If you don't owe any federal taxes, you likely don't owe any state income taxes either, but the specifics will depend on the state. States like Washington make it easy: nobody owes any state income tax, ever.
Follow me for more shitposts that make you think about how you can fuck the system that is trying to fuck you.
Sources:
- https://www.forbes.com/advisor/taxes/standard-deduction/
- https://www.irs.gov/filing/federal-income-tax-rates-and-brackets
#nevent1q…uy4p

2024-03-12 21:46:58

This is why we must make it easier for people to be their own #business, whether that means going solo, finding a business partner, or joining a #cooperative.
https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/7653977f08ea02c714d136b30a0aeeebb08809d9/c=141-0-2258-1592/local/-/media/2015/09/05/Salem/Salem/635770637869358613-205-168487.jpg?width=680&height=510&fit=crop
I want to live in a world where the people are not dependent on "employers" to earn a living.
And when I say "we" I don't mean just "people on #nostr", I mean everyone. #independence #selfreliance real #freedom

2024-03-11 06:08:37

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Seriously, just going to your city council meetings and listening to what goes on is really enlightening. Many of them are streamed online.
Budgeting, expanding the police force, figuring out how to fund pension funds (something they are typically legally obligated to do and yet often fail to do it).
And with local government, you can actually make a difference, if you choose to do so. Get like 20 people to stand up and talk at a town hall meeting and you'll have WAY more influence than you ought to! 🤣

2024-03-11 05:57:02

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🤡🌍

2024-03-11 05:52:30

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Man, I don't even want to be a landlord anymore. It's way more hassle than it's worth!

2024-03-11 05:50:22

Why are people on #nostr do upset about paying taxes?
If you have money, you probably know how to "minimize your tax burdon" (fancy talk for avoid taxes, legally).
If you're actually poor, you don't pay most taxes.
And you keep being fixated on the roads and ignore things like firemen, police, education, the fact that we don't have literally radioactive substances in our food and the list goes on and on.
If you think you'd be better off if poor people weren't educated, I feel like you haven't thought about what they'd do to survive if they had even fewer opportunities than they do now.
If you think the FDA doesn't do enough to keep junk out of people's food, don't act like not having them is going to magically get rid of corn syrup, disodium EDTA, or other junk that's in our foods today.
Compare paying 30% of your income to a private insurance company who denies your claims with having taxes pay for health care.
Can you even imagine if the profit incentive weren't there for pharmaceutical companies to keep you sick and buying their products for life?
But yeah, sure, blame a federal, state, or local government for that fucked up incentive. People will think you are brilliant and insightful because you can complain on social media instead of getting involved to unfuck places where the government really is fucked up, like not investing in infrastructure and then ending up like Flint or Jackson not being able to provide clean water to paying customers.
Do you know anything about your city water? Stormwater systems? Sewer? ANY of the city services you use? Or do you just parrot others who you think sound cool instead of doing your own research?

2024-03-11 03:31:33

OK, we are sold out for today. LMK if you have any special requests.
These are made offline, so there aren't the rules that online wankers impose, just the rules that I impose. 😂
#nevent1q…kavd

2024-03-11 03:29:14

Or maybe you want a ninja monkey?
https://image.nostr.build/9af93f416879a97a098220a20c9800c622192bb6e75735f876b14c2708203df9.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/a03408d43ef34c00b0d46119bf0b695fc0f2c3a9d254e8056ef0ec8911648c1f.jpg
#nevent1q…sul8

2024-03-11 03:27:38

Want a more animated look?
https://image.nostr.build/297a78b550cbbbcfb1bd1dabe594771b9271eebc3fe06adfa5e4d6063ac86353.jpg
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2024-03-11 03:24:23

Get your entertained monkey boat gang pictures here. They're free and worth every sat!
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2024-03-10 19:15:08

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You can omit "standard system utilities" (or something similar) when you go through the installer and it will be VERY small. Then you can add the utilities that you actually need.

2024-03-10 19:12:26

My grandbaby. We are not the same.
https://image.nostr.build/2505b6952e22e296110bacecf98a5454b359365d104d435d4b8f6249453ce930.jpg
#nevent1q…v5t2

2024-03-10 19:09:59

Where are all the #bitcoin halving parties happening at?
https://image.nostr.build/f97952cce39e62d6ef8191f223dff3cfdd028035adc07306e73d92cff553fc83.jpg

2024-03-10 18:59:23

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It was as close as I could get 😆

2024-03-10 18:58:41

This is what a bitcoin looks like to nostriches. Right click and save to add this to your NTF collection.
https://image.nostr.build/0c5a803dae2b42a19eb3679d75dc4c3f777e3d29b24fea64a5301ba4e956515f.jpg
#nostr #bitcoin #nft #humor #funny #art

2024-03-10 18:54:55

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I have some Rambo NTFs that I'd like to gift to you. Like all NFTs, you right click and select Save to save them to your wallet.
https://image.nostr.build/85c5b220d53ea1f3e4567d35f34fe41740f14663607187fc6655e9556dcf7d1d.jpg
https://image.nostr.build/81c4cebdc87c630e88623d1c30ad827d49d0534b443386affd43a19677fe0dad.jpg

2024-03-07 20:31:51

I'm getting mixed feelings about this #Oscar snub...
#Dracula #Filmstr #news
https://image.nostr.build/b9c67780ebeae1f0b1dafad21f35caf522364543d5303723f879b3fa9a3d5dd5.jpg

2024-03-07 19:33:18

I guess I should have tagged that with #gunstr
#nevent1q…fnay

2024-03-07 19:29:14

The FBi has a project to scrape the internet for pictures of any type of weapon and attempt to figure out who is associated with the weapon.
In other words, they're building a gun registery without anyone's consent. And if you haven't heard about it until now, they were also doing it without your knowledge.
It'd be a shame if a bunch of anonymouse accounts would waste their time and everyone's money by posting pictures like this:
https://image.nostr.build/c8638d354d538daa7dac6a995d898c7b3bf909779d78225634d51c78ae73e722.jpg

2024-03-01 18:57:41

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ETH

2024-02-17 01:06:58

Which will be more lit: 2020 or 2024?

2024-02-11 20:43:25

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Oh n0ez, I'm a modern socialist because I have an energy drink for breakfast! 😅

2024-02-11 20:41:04

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A trick question! Men don't care about their health, and since art reflects society, you won't find it!

2024-02-11 20:00:53

This George Carlin bit has aged so well, it's kinda depressing. #comedy #eattherich #americandream
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IgqeL0AvZfo

2024-01-23 20:35:43

Oh shit, I'm off brand today. Umm, here's one that should make you think.
https://image.nostr.build/84cb590afb4518f7c347ecbb500938d04e1f6c1b23f7e5a46ccd310d7996e63f.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=720x893&blurhash=_8E36gM%7BV%3Fj%3FD%25D*%25Lr%3AIU%25MIoWXM%7B-%3B%3FH%7Ep%3FHM%7BD*Rjt6-%3Dxa9ZD*M%7Bt6t6Mw-p%25Mt7-%3AM%7Bof%3FbD*D%25xut6j%5BM%7B%3FH-%3Axut6IVWBRjWBM%7BRij%5BM%7Ct7t7%251xut7RjRkIUM%7C&x=38c76b47bbb1b088dbb737b4c833fe5674e11ce0844d349c2fb5cb732702f6dc

2024-01-23 20:17:29

I still think the so-called "freedom convoy" were a bunch of twats, but they should have the right to protest.
It's good to see the court ruling that the response was illegal. If there's no punishment to the administration, it's ultimately meaningless though. No punishment means there's no disincentive for the administration to do it again in the future.
#nevent1q…jqhd

2024-01-23 19:59:41

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It's going to zero!

2024-01-23 19:59:17

Reminder: infowars does not want you to use Tor when you go to their site.
https://image.nostr.build/22f463c4f499b7ff31b4ec886e44fd5d3a2d9453a0129a8317017717c03ed446.jpg#m=image%2Fjpeg&dim=1080x1816&alt=Screenshot+of+Cloudflare+not+giving+the+user+a+captcha%2C+effectively+blocking+them+from+accessing+the+site&blurhash=%5DOR%3AE9Rjt7WBt7%3FbWBbFWUj%5B4njuWBjbaf_3WUaxayax4of6f8ayay%7Epj%5BWAayWB9Faya%23aya%23%3FbWBWUayaxM%7BjuRjj%5BWB&x=140ca310ddd08f88fddf01887f77c8995b44bcad1ff80c79c2f543942ec17799
In other words, they WANT their web server logs to contain a list of people interested in fighting government overreach. Seems negligent at best and a surveilance operation at worst.
So if you are trying to get the #news about #trudeaus today, get it from somewhere else!
And no, refreshing the page does not help.

2023-12-26 21:34:53

My retirement plan
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2023-12-15 16:37:23

I stand with the Jewish people who oppose killing innocent people.

2023-12-14 03:39:17

A meme that only cat people get...
#nevent1q…yzcu

2023-12-14 03:33:28

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glhf

2023-12-14 03:30:39

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2023-12-10 06:36:19

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Fun fact: the Trezor model T can be a FIDO2 device in addition to being a hardware wallet.

2023-12-06 06:20:47

Some of these memes need to be less obvious about being government propaganda. It's like, come on. Try harder bro.

2023-12-06 06:15:25

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#NIN for life!

2023-12-02 07:45:41

Remember when those people released CAD files of 3D printed plastic guns and everyone was taking about how they were going to be used by assaians and terrorists and shit. They were all going to get past security because there's no metal parts.
Yeah, it never happened.
Remember that next time someone predicts doom and gloom when someone is proposing we uphold freedom.
Also, 3D printing a plastic gun barrel is fucking stupid.

2023-11-22 11:01:59

The United States government is good at tracking things... when it benefits them.
#nevent1q…gzm7

2023-10-25 22:50:04

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Meanwhile, in closed door meetings at the highest levels of government...
They're not really trying to solve the problems, just trying to make some money and get reelected.
#nevent1q…lp38

2023-10-01 16:54:12

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Not the kind of pleasant reminder that I'd expect from someone with "toxic" in their name. Good advice.
Another trap word is "just".
If I had just done (X), maybe I wouldn't have had (bad thing happen).
Where X is something that seems simple, but is difficult and most people don't actually accomplish. There's really no need to feel bad about it. It won't help. And if X was actually easy, you probably would have done it (or didn't know how important it was, etc.)

2023-10-01 16:46:57

Tje most interesting man in the world reads anti-vaxxer articles. 😄
https://nostrfiles.dev/uploads/DLT4AVTli8lSFsi4whk1.jpg

2023-09-23 17:28:18

Boost if you remember running this program
https://nostrfiles.dev/uploads/zZ9ZnR6aG5ZwC45nVKAs.gif

2023-09-23 04:45:56

If you don't get this one, you're probably missing out on some amazing food!
https://nostrfiles.dev/uploads/8rEWvgefOYhITIrIpXwW.jpg

2023-09-23 04:42:16

When if the right time for puns? All the time!
https://nostrfiles.dev/uploads/vSZqRpjSvXWw0o7N5Wiz.jpg

2023-09-23 04:40:08

Thechnical complexity in theory and practice.
https://nostrfiles.dev/uploads/hEJfI8T5EPKcydCC7r3Y.png

2023-08-29 16:18:27

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Amazon is going to lose a lot of their top notch people over this. The bottom tier, who can't instantly find another job will remain.
#nevent1q…ygmd

2023-08-29 16:09:59

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There's a write up of what it is at https://tildeverse.org/

2023-08-29 16:06:02

You're absolutely correct 🤣
#nevent1q…k47v
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2023-08-25 18:45:14

Goodbye public wellorder relay, and all the airdrop spam that lives there. 🤣
Besides, I don't even have an iPhone, do you can't AirDrop me shit. 🤪
PS I also don't want free #shitcoins. It's #bitcoin or GTFO
#nevent1q…vhw7

2023-08-25 18:40:17

An anti troll PSA. Be constructive friends.
#nevent1q…fsdn

2023-08-16 05:04:22

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Not just taxation, but inflation is also suffocation to those across the nation!
#memes #nostrmemes #memestr
#nevent1q…ngu2

2023-08-16 05:00:00

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Those eyes be like...
#nevent1q…0f22

2023-08-16 04:55:27

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ARs are good, but I enjoy the classic. Can't go wrong with a 7.62mm
#nevent1q…ujy4

2023-08-11 05:02:53

Focus on the things you love. Ain't nobody got no time for haters.
#nevent1q…ece0