𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐲 Mister Lister

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Hipster Metalhead
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Certified Goofball

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misterlister_at_poa.st@momostr.pink

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2024-08-28 07:30:05

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How about you try some bitches
https://i.poastcdn.org/db4ac7bb5e0d72c4415a5b81cf005a10d41dfa68ad21c068a31a4a53dcfa099d.jpeg

2024-08-21 00:02:47

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o kurczę, pomyślałem that I used the correct word for pickles

2024-08-17 00:08:13

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Oh don't worry Mister Grafman the only way I'd vote for him is if he brings up the fact that trudy is Fidel Castro's son
otherwise I'll just spoil my ballot like I usually do

2024-08-15 19:27:49

Long day of doing nothing at the ball crushing factory but luckily for me my Lumi bathwater (with special "lemon" flavour) finally came in the mail! I got some gas station boner pills ready for this day and I'm going to be busy in my goon cave for the next three hours just absolutely pummelling my spunk cannon.

2024-07-27 15:18:54

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The suit pants on the pretty hag at work are so tight I think I saw the outline of her underwear and it made my balls tingle

2024-07-27 15:14:09

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🧩

2024-07-25 23:27:56

Mqn the nice part about not drinking a six pack every night anymoes is that 2 ipas give me a nice buzz now

2024-07-19 20:02:40

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Happy birthday Mister Duck!
https://i.poastcdn.org/25fc0551372cf920d1f44bbdde5381a736cc0f82c5853aef746431ea285bce95.png

2024-07-10 03:43:18

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No that's disgusting what the fuck is wrong with you I would tho lick her piss off her pits

2024-07-09 19:10:55

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I may be a clown but at least I'm not an antisocial retard that has to impersonate other people because you have no personality other than being an abrasive tool

2024-07-09 19:05:46

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I hope you kill yourself

2024-07-08 22:55:39

Does she really love you it she won't spread your smegma on a piece of toast and eat it in front of you?

2024-07-08 21:22:53

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>her
👀

2024-07-08 20:34:38

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>Take a nap
>have a dream where a busty and attractive hag(probably like in her 40s)in a sweater dress type with and I are getting handsy with each other
>I wake up before anything too crazy happens
I AM GOING TO FUCKING LOSEEEE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQAAAAAAAAA

2024-07-08 14:27:51

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At one point I was like "Hey I gotta get home and take care of some things so we can hang out later or are you not going to let me move" and she just played dead on top of me for a few seconds :suicide:

2024-07-08 14:24:38

Just woke up from a dream where I was cuddling and kissing a really cute alt girl
https://i.poastcdn.org/9c475ef3471302d90f13180dceac6815a20dcff20db0408295b06b54fe420be6.png

2024-07-06 01:58:32

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She is cute, thank you friend

2024-07-06 00:46:28

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Ou contrere mon ami they don't know that

2024-07-06 00:45:14

Really need to start practicing my Polish again so when I go on vacation there I can trick a cute Polish girl into coming back to Canada with me

2024-07-05 20:04:08

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I LITERALLY have a badge proving it
https://i.poastcdn.org/77069c5605b97cea47700511683dc328e369be6506f60adf11d3b740c947388f.png

2024-07-05 20:02:50

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I'M the SILLIER GOOSE you fuggen MONKEY

2024-07-04 17:56:12

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>another one just did it
How are these people even real

2024-07-04 17:17:38

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yea I found it
wild

2024-07-04 04:51:18

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I mean, I want mean stuff to happen to my enemies but I digress
Yea, it sucks but it's not something I can't reverse. And I'm not going to fuggen cry wolf or some shit when someone calls me out on it(They won't call me out on it cause I do a good enough job to hide it, in fact I am buzzed rn but I can still spell and stuff properly)

2024-07-04 04:45:12

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Cause it's fun and it helps you distract from how fucked things are
Also the loss of inhibition is an exhilarating feeling that is sort of hard to really put to words
t. alcoholic

2024-07-04 04:15:26

Texting the 'booty call' even after finding out that she got back together with her ex to cause trouble in order to save him from her infidelity(She's cheated on him before, they're back together now cause he's going to reverse his vasectomy for her LOL)
I think this is what Evola meant when he talked about "riding the tiger"

2024-07-03 16:20:12

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no it was vtuber bathwater

2024-07-03 15:55:23

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Go go gadget hellthread on the preferrable colour of vtuber piss

2024-07-03 15:54:42

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No, you're pushing it I would prefer a light colour

2024-07-03 15:53:44

Go go gadget carbonated vtuber piss

2024-07-03 15:13:20

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[poa.st/objects/d2580ea0-09d3-40df-91dd-9a51c3dc51df](https://poa.st/objects/d2580ea0-09d3-40df-91dd-9a51c3dc51df )

2024-07-03 15:10:42

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meow

2024-07-03 04:38:13

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I know you're meming but I still feel the need to reiterate for those obtuse fuckers out here
Anglos promised us supplies and air support that never came
Anglos didn't let Polish volunteers March in the victory parade because it would of hurt stalin's feelings. HE literally asked churchill NOT to let the volunteers march because that cunt was scared it would raise Polish morale
And by anglos I do guess I mean it was mostly churchill's fault but still

2024-07-03 04:29:41

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The reason why I dislike anglos so much is how they fucking spit on us during and after the Warsaw uprising
Actual fucking horseshit

2024-07-03 04:27:13

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Poles didn't really do any colonizing therefore very little interaction with niggers
And niggers aren't even people so what's the point of thinking about them that much
The point moreso when it comes to intra-European beef, for a Pole it's russian, anglo and then Kraut and depending on who you ask its not in that order.

2024-07-03 04:00:40

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I second Colleen

2024-07-02 23:40:01

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it was just a rough guess

2024-07-02 23:35:02

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There's like 10 of you that I'm aware of

2024-07-02 23:33:53

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We got niggers like QUEERBLOOD that will complain about his GIRLFRIEND having a women moment one day then the next say something assine like "I'm stonecold"
Or d0c who literally FACETIMES HIS GIRLFRIEND EVERYNIGHT BUT NO he thinks its funni to say he's a truecel like a fuggen TWAT

2024-07-02 22:46:17

For no good reason it Fucking pisses me off when other Fakecels deny being fakecels
I'm taking a nap sick of you freaking fricks

2024-07-01 05:33:34

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like if I remember my reading correctly, dirlewanger was thrown in jail by the SS cause of the shit he was doing with his crew and they only let him out cause they needed the extra bodies during the war

2024-07-01 04:58:56

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I know what you're talking about and that's not even the fucking point of my criticism of you niggers, you're just drawing that conclusion cause you think it's an easy own
My point is the reason why you are more hated than the kiwiniggers is that you literally refuse to integrate or fuck off to another instance even after all the pushback you fucks have gotten
Matty made NCD after like a month or two
Claire made chudbuds after like a month or two
YOU FUCKERS on the other hand still stay here and insist that your shit doesn't stink and get into a fight every other day over it

2024-07-01 04:49:51

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Actually fucking wild that supposed "white nationalists" think it's okay for them to come and shit in the sandbox of a well and established community and think they're cool for it

2024-07-01 04:19:47

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"Hey can you guys lurk a bit more to get a better feel for this site before you start poasting your shit"
>decides to instead be perpetually assmad about an instance filled with people that have been here on the fedi since the beginning of poast
There's no way ALL of you people lack the self awareness to see you, the gabniggers, are the actual retards?

2024-07-01 04:09:23

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Congrats, you're really showing how much you and anyone that laughs at this why you giggers deserve to be bullied

2024-06-30 22:26:26

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I prefer pho over ramen tbh

2024-06-30 22:19:29

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Man I haven't had pho in years. Every now and then I get a craving for it but I never go and get it cause the one place I used to frequent is on the other side of town and parking is a bitch in that area

2024-06-30 01:41:28

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Yes because you can fry the dumplings in bacon lard or oil giving it a nice crisp to the fluffy filling
Also if you're doing the shredded mushroom one you gotta cook em before you stuff em into a perogie. Also make sure to mix mushrooms, like do a button and cremini combo or even throw in shitake for fun.
If you're doing any dish that is based on mushrooms like for example a mushroom cream sauce or perogie or zapiekanka mixing types of mushrooms turns it from good to :chefskiss:

2024-06-30 01:31:38

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Go to is mashed potatoes and cheddar or cottage cheese
Both my grandmothers make a mean pork stuffing but idk the details of how they do it I just know the pork is minced through a meat grinder
Shredded mushroom goes very hard in a borscht

2024-06-30 01:22:35

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You misspelt perogie

2024-06-28 21:21:59

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Charlie I get that you have aspergers but PLEASE for the love of God PLEASE stop taking shitpoasts so seriously

2024-06-28 18:31:01

You don't like dominant women cause you're submissive
You like dominant women cause you're autistic and they're direct with what they want

2024-06-28 02:12:15

159 PRESIDENTIAL SCHOLARS SHLOPPED MY KNOB

2024-06-28 01:22:16

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Bruh
https://i.poastcdn.org/388cd8bb1c08656f85f7f16683b36530c825800e67271e619123c40d73f798c0.jpeg

2024-06-27 23:42:17

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You're fucking retarded
https://i.poastcdn.org/80c86aef8f3437902299a8fee5eb43098aa2834b53754c149320a3acf13e70e0.jpeg
https://i.poastcdn.org/a63b4ccee062fc4fce03fc5e6743f7ba6a7823e57ccad369da62d64ef170265d.jpeg

2024-06-27 23:32:21

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I second this I met Woodshop at a timmies once he's a pretty cool guy but also one of the blackest gorilla Canadians I have ever seen

2024-06-26 04:38:29

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I don't like metallica because I am too young and angry for it

2024-06-26 04:19:56

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You, as a good Christian boy might appreciate this
[youtu.be/Kl_Bq9S71jU](https://youtu.be/Kl_Bq9S71jU )
And even take away their Christian lyricism they're still imo underrated in terms of metalcore, the instrumentals are just :chefskiss:

2024-06-26 02:34:16

>sonnenrad in avi duking it out vs a sonnenrad in display name
This is a magical place I tell ya folks
https://i.poastcdn.org/6db0be1d7a5e4dde8923dc2a0f5c81e39bacf08c21b07c2f9643229302cc51f7.png

2024-06-24 23:38:48

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MY one buddy, during a road trip to a cottage was drinking claws in the back seat(He also had one or two before he got picked up)
Fugger ended up passing out maybe a half hour before we reached the destination and he was still holding up his claw upright as he was snoozing

2024-06-24 22:48:30

>inb4 the gabfoid acuses everyone of being "mad" for dogpiling her
Remember folks, in the eyes of the gigger they are never wrong, and if you disagree with them or their clique you're just "angry"

2024-06-24 21:07:36

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You know what? You actually convinced me to drop fediverse entirely. I was on the fence and willing to give it a couple of weeks to see if I could find people worth following him and for the signal among all the noise.
Thinking it through there is no signal, there’s only noise and it’s not worth the effort. I would unironically be better off on reddit despite the heavy censorship.
I can’t stand the wokeness and I can’t stand tranny childrens thinking it’s funny to spam nigger. Hopefully we’ll get a better alternative where adults can talk about things without children shitting on the floor.
I doubt it and those children will be responsible when things continue to get worse and their stupid antics crippled any attempt to create alternative options.
Get fucked fediverse, you're all a bunch of dumb cunts.

2024-06-24 20:35:12

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I guess?

2024-06-24 19:48:52

Are there any horror movies released around The hills have eyes(2006) that are as good or better than it? I watched The Cabin in the woods last night and I liked it but I'm itching for a good horror movie from that era

2024-06-24 19:11:06

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Listen man I'm not expecting some sort of trad virgin to fall into my lap or some shit as I myself am not a virgin but at the same time I still think sex is sacred and should be saved for when the relationship starts to get serious

2024-06-24 18:45:14

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If she's down to fuck on the first date then she's for the streets and I don't want anything to do with her

2024-06-24 18:23:39

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The first time I heard that term was in gradeschool at a retreat to camping type thing that lasted a few days
The highschool kid that was in charge of our group in the cabin laid some ground rules for us and the last rule was "No chocking the chicken"

2024-06-23 20:13:40

Even as a Catholic, I think it is very silly when nibbas try to argue for some sort of Catholic based hegemony in the US or Canada

2024-06-23 01:07:22

🎵 He had a crusty wiener from smegma
She had a Mac and cheese sounding pussy
Can I make it anymore obvious?🎵

2024-06-22 23:36:29

Need to find me a Hippy girl(she doesnt wear deodorant because of the aluminum phosphate therefore her armpits will taste better)

2024-06-20 15:07:37

Chat what the fuck is this
https://i.poastcdn.org/eb51895d702ac1d1a8b68298c9511d3467b8be71bd847fb532dc505b7f85857e.jpg

2024-06-19 18:18:46

Miss Vickies gave me a hickey

2024-06-18 22:44:33

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I'm actually too tir3d to be pissed off rn

2024-06-18 13:37:55

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That's like asking for the grass not to be green

2024-06-18 13:35:14

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It was your "sex is a duty" part which worded in other ways has started hellthreads

2024-06-18 13:26:09

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Oh boy here we go

2024-06-17 23:52:11

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>posts a picture of a ~15 year old girl from a website called [sexycandidgirls.com](http://sexycandidgirls.com )
>got unreasonably upset when people were asking about his fixation on the age of consent
>straight up claims that when "his side wins" he will have children warbrides and we're all going to be thrown from rooftops for trying to stop him
But no, the dudes that have been here since poast started are the jews for calling this behaviour out
I hope you all fuck off to no authority social or back to gab

2024-06-17 22:23:28

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I was going to poast would as well but I decided against it
thanks for stepping up and being the first one king

2024-06-17 18:22:09

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Wow it's almost like I don't expect potential girlfriend/wife to be a perfect tradcath cause I myself and not a perfect tradcath

2024-06-17 18:19:34

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I don't have an issue with it Tbh

2024-06-17 18:18:02

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NO THE GIRL YOU ZOOMIE

2024-06-17 18:14:20

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would

2024-06-17 18:04:17

What the fuck the pic looks like an Emma Faber fan fiction at first glanceRT:
https://poa.st/objects/6da5dec9-4378-4fef-8907-b1b439a7221c
#note10rg…2z38

2024-06-16 22:39:10

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I didn't even @ him directly what a bitch

2024-06-16 18:43:31

Oh fuck oh fuck my smegma sprouted what I do what do I do fuck help guys

2024-06-16 03:27:32

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Blonde Valla uoh uoh
https://i.poastcdn.org/5b0525402bebdf999a36a81841e8e6671bdb48763dde82b3121deea369ac3ee9.png

2024-06-15 20:48:35

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I was talking about a chicken egg but yea I'm picking up what you're putting down

2024-06-15 16:52:50

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come get yer girl

2024-06-14 20:44:12

https://i.poastcdn.org/2490aa9f82b061a81e0ebcd7e8d829a4860f456faf12ece9805b76169e3d398f.jpeg

2024-06-14 20:28:55

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Yea sure just blame it on the pear pressure

2024-06-14 19:42:19

Trying to get $35 for beer. Family hasn't eaten in two days and won't for two weeks.
I just had surgery and lost my ears. We were robbed of basically $420.69 because of our bank, and they are holding it for two weeks so I'm screwed for the whole month, basically.
Anything helps as we get through. I'm trying to get $35 for the five members of my house to drink brews tonight(I'm going to drink them all), then drive around tonight.
Thank you for reading. Hope you're doing well. <3 <3

2024-06-14 05:49:21

I have a KID and I'm trying to give advice to TRUECELS that will produce them kids
WHAT have YOU done with your fedi career?