𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 𝐂𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐤𝐲 Mister Lister

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2024-08-17 00:08:13

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Oh don't worry Mister Grafman the only way I'd vote for him is if he brings up the fact that trudy is Fidel Castro's son
otherwise I'll just spoil my ballot like I usually do

2024-08-15 19:27:49

Long day of doing nothing at the ball crushing factory but luckily for me my Lumi bathwater (with special "lemon" flavour) finally came in the mail! I got some gas station boner pills ready for this day and I'm going to be busy in my goon cave for the next three hours just absolutely pummelling my spunk cannon.

2024-07-27 15:14:09

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🧩

2024-07-19 20:02:40

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Happy birthday Mister Duck!
https://i.poastcdn.org/25fc0551372cf920d1f44bbdde5381a736cc0f82c5853aef746431ea285bce95.png

2024-07-10 03:43:18

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No that's disgusting what the fuck is wrong with you I would tho lick her piss off her pits

2024-07-08 22:55:39

Does she really love you it she won't spread your smegma on a piece of toast and eat it in front of you?

2024-07-08 21:22:53

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>her
👀

2024-07-06 01:58:32

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She is cute, thank you friend

2024-07-06 00:45:14

Really need to start practicing my Polish again so when I go on vacation there I can trick a cute Polish girl into coming back to Canada with me

2024-07-04 17:56:12

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>another one just did it
How are these people even real

2024-07-04 17:17:38

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yea I found it
wild

2024-07-04 04:15:26

Texting the 'booty call' even after finding out that she got back together with her ex to cause trouble in order to save him from her infidelity(She's cheated on him before, they're back together now cause he's going to reverse his vasectomy for her LOL)
I think this is what Evola meant when he talked about "riding the tiger"

2024-07-03 16:20:12

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no it was vtuber bathwater

2024-07-03 15:55:23

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Go go gadget hellthread on the preferrable colour of vtuber piss

2024-07-03 15:54:42

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No, you're pushing it I would prefer a light colour

2024-07-03 15:53:44

Go go gadget carbonated vtuber piss

2024-07-03 04:38:13

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I know you're meming but I still feel the need to reiterate for those obtuse fuckers out here
Anglos promised us supplies and air support that never came
Anglos didn't let Polish volunteers March in the victory parade because it would of hurt stalin's feelings. HE literally asked churchill NOT to let the volunteers march because that cunt was scared it would raise Polish morale
And by anglos I do guess I mean it was mostly churchill's fault but still

2024-07-03 04:00:40

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I second Colleen

2024-07-02 23:40:01

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it was just a rough guess

2024-07-02 22:46:17

For no good reason it Fucking pisses me off when other Fakecels deny being fakecels
I'm taking a nap sick of you freaking fricks

2024-06-30 01:41:28

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Yes because you can fry the dumplings in bacon lard or oil giving it a nice crisp to the fluffy filling
Also if you're doing the shredded mushroom one you gotta cook em before you stuff em into a perogie. Also make sure to mix mushrooms, like do a button and cremini combo or even throw in shitake for fun.
If you're doing any dish that is based on mushrooms like for example a mushroom cream sauce or perogie or zapiekanka mixing types of mushrooms turns it from good to :chefskiss:

2024-06-30 01:31:38

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Go to is mashed potatoes and cheddar or cottage cheese
Both my grandmothers make a mean pork stuffing but idk the details of how they do it I just know the pork is minced through a meat grinder
Shredded mushroom goes very hard in a borscht

2024-06-30 01:22:35

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You misspelt perogie

2024-06-28 02:12:15

159 PRESIDENTIAL SCHOLARS SHLOPPED MY KNOB

2024-06-27 23:32:21

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I second this I met Woodshop at a timmies once he's a pretty cool guy but also one of the blackest gorilla Canadians I have ever seen

2024-06-24 23:38:48

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MY one buddy, during a road trip to a cottage was drinking claws in the back seat(He also had one or two before he got picked up)
Fugger ended up passing out maybe a half hour before we reached the destination and he was still holding up his claw upright as he was snoozing

2024-06-24 19:11:06

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Listen man I'm not expecting some sort of trad virgin to fall into my lap or some shit as I myself am not a virgin but at the same time I still think sex is sacred and should be saved for when the relationship starts to get serious

2024-06-24 18:45:14

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If she's down to fuck on the first date then she's for the streets and I don't want anything to do with her

2024-06-24 18:23:39

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The first time I heard that term was in gradeschool at a retreat to camping type thing that lasted a few days
The highschool kid that was in charge of our group in the cabin laid some ground rules for us and the last rule was "No chocking the chicken"

2024-06-18 13:35:14

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It was your "sex is a duty" part which worded in other ways has started hellthreads

2024-06-18 13:26:09

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Oh boy here we go