Mister Łister

https://poa.st/users/MisterLister

Hipster Metalhead
Brehg
Certified Goofball

what: why

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misterlister_at_poa.st@momostr.pink

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2024-08-28 07:30:05

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How about you try some bitches
https://i.poastcdn.org/db4ac7bb5e0d72c4415a5b81cf005a10d41dfa68ad21c068a31a4a53dcfa099d.jpeg

2024-08-21 00:02:47

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o kurczę, pomyślałem that I used the correct word for pickles

2024-08-17 00:08:13

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Oh don't worry Mister Grafman the only way I'd vote for him is if he brings up the fact that trudy is Fidel Castro's son
otherwise I'll just spoil my ballot like I usually do

2024-08-15 19:27:49

Long day of doing nothing at the ball crushing factory but luckily for me my Lumi bathwater (with special "lemon" flavour) finally came in the mail! I got some gas station boner pills ready for this day and I'm going to be busy in my goon cave for the next three hours just absolutely pummelling my spunk cannon.

2024-08-05 15:21:10

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Meow don't do that you're so funny haha
https://poa.st/objects/363d9654-90fd-4508-b4b7-0f272f4632df

2024-08-05 15:20:24

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dON'T worry I'm looking for it rn to 'bless' him with it

2024-08-05 15:16:58

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ITTY BITTY TITIES AND A BOB

2024-07-27 15:18:54

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The suit pants on the pretty hag at work are so tight I think I saw the outline of her underwear and it made my balls tingle

2024-07-27 15:14:09

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🧩

2024-07-25 23:27:56

Mqn the nice part about not drinking a six pack every night anymoes is that 2 ipas give me a nice buzz now

2024-07-19 20:02:40

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Happy birthday Mister Duck!
https://i.poastcdn.org/25fc0551372cf920d1f44bbdde5381a736cc0f82c5853aef746431ea285bce95.png

2024-07-10 03:43:18

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No that's disgusting what the fuck is wrong with you I would tho lick her piss off her pits

2024-07-09 19:10:55

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I may be a clown but at least I'm not an antisocial retard that has to impersonate other people because you have no personality other than being an abrasive tool

2024-07-09 19:05:46

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I hope you kill yourself

2024-07-09 18:56:12

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Hey remember how your display name was "hwak toah" or however you spell it but you changed it after people started poasting about how it was a degenerate normie meme?

2024-07-09 17:47:54

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No let him do it, he's an antisocial retard

2024-07-09 03:29:41

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>It's unlikely Russia would intentionally target a children's hospital
Yea man the mongol horde that has never commited warcimes before and is the other half of the reason this war has turned into a meat grinder just as much as the Ukrainians have is going to draw the line there

2024-07-08 22:55:39

Does she really love you it she won't spread your smegma on a piece of toast and eat it in front of you?

2024-07-08 21:22:53

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>her
👀

2024-07-08 20:34:38

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>Take a nap
>have a dream where a busty and attractive hag(probably like in her 40s)in a sweater dress type with and I are getting handsy with each other
>I wake up before anything too crazy happens
I AM GOING TO FUCKING LOSEEEE IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQAAAAAAAAA

2024-07-08 14:27:51

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At one point I was like "Hey I gotta get home and take care of some things so we can hang out later or are you not going to let me move" and she just played dead on top of me for a few seconds :suicide:

2024-07-08 14:24:38

Just woke up from a dream where I was cuddling and kissing a really cute alt girl
https://i.poastcdn.org/9c475ef3471302d90f13180dceac6815a20dcff20db0408295b06b54fe420be6.png

2024-07-06 01:58:32

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She is cute, thank you friend

2024-07-06 01:49:55

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The best part about having a waifu that no one else knows about is not having to fight other nibbas about her being your wife
https://i.poastcdn.org/f9acedc8e65bbb465b47f0bd247dda90d481788bb7d0d64f39ea58a376277bfd.png

2024-07-06 00:46:28

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Ou contrere mon ami they don't know that

2024-07-06 00:45:14

Really need to start practicing my Polish again so when I go on vacation there I can trick a cute Polish girl into coming back to Canada with me

2024-07-05 23:00:43

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I just want this bit to die

2024-07-05 20:04:08

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I LITERALLY have a badge proving it
https://i.poastcdn.org/77069c5605b97cea47700511683dc328e369be6506f60adf11d3b740c947388f.png

2024-07-05 20:02:50

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I'M the SILLIER GOOSE you fuggen MONKEY

2024-07-05 19:59:52

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Tapping the sign (I am breaking the point of this poast I am screencapping but whatever)
https://i.poastcdn.org/7b0ede8c1a66f296314479e665a06ea29833b03cfd3288d60a0291a1234091cc.png

2024-07-05 19:48:12

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Absolutely would
https://i.poastcdn.org/32b13608e1e3cba6abe739c7e6997bf77bc3d3836439c4474555ee24d31202f1.jpeg

2024-07-04 17:56:12

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>another one just did it
How are these people even real

2024-07-04 17:17:38

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yea I found it
wild

2024-07-04 17:16:33

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No fuggen way lemme see

2024-07-04 04:51:18

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I mean, I want mean stuff to happen to my enemies but I digress
Yea, it sucks but it's not something I can't reverse. And I'm not going to fuggen cry wolf or some shit when someone calls me out on it(They won't call me out on it cause I do a good enough job to hide it, in fact I am buzzed rn but I can still spell and stuff properly)

2024-07-04 04:45:12

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Cause it's fun and it helps you distract from how fucked things are
Also the loss of inhibition is an exhilarating feeling that is sort of hard to really put to words
t. alcoholic

2024-07-04 04:15:26

Texting the 'booty call' even after finding out that she got back together with her ex to cause trouble in order to save him from her infidelity(She's cheated on him before, they're back together now cause he's going to reverse his vasectomy for her LOL)
I think this is what Evola meant when he talked about "riding the tiger"

2024-07-03 16:20:12

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no it was vtuber bathwater

2024-07-03 15:55:23

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Go go gadget hellthread on the preferrable colour of vtuber piss

2024-07-03 15:54:42

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No, you're pushing it I would prefer a light colour

2024-07-03 15:53:44

Go go gadget carbonated vtuber piss

2024-07-03 15:13:20

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[poa.st/objects/d2580ea0-09d3-40df-91dd-9a51c3dc51df](https://poa.st/objects/d2580ea0-09d3-40df-91dd-9a51c3dc51df )

2024-07-03 15:10:42

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meow

2024-07-03 04:38:13

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I know you're meming but I still feel the need to reiterate for those obtuse fuckers out here
Anglos promised us supplies and air support that never came
Anglos didn't let Polish volunteers March in the victory parade because it would of hurt stalin's feelings. HE literally asked churchill NOT to let the volunteers march because that cunt was scared it would raise Polish morale
And by anglos I do guess I mean it was mostly churchill's fault but still

2024-07-03 04:29:41

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The reason why I dislike anglos so much is how they fucking spit on us during and after the Warsaw uprising
Actual fucking horseshit

2024-07-03 04:27:13

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Poles didn't really do any colonizing therefore very little interaction with niggers
And niggers aren't even people so what's the point of thinking about them that much
The point moreso when it comes to intra-European beef, for a Pole it's russian, anglo and then Kraut and depending on who you ask its not in that order.

2024-07-03 04:13:09

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Hey man sorry my Pole blood memory hates anglo's almost as much as the rus

2024-07-03 04:10:24

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Any European genes that aren't anglo would be an improvement tbh

2024-07-03 04:00:40

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I second Colleen

2024-07-02 23:40:01

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it was just a rough guess

2024-07-02 23:35:02

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There's like 10 of you that I'm aware of

2024-07-02 23:33:53

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We got niggers like QUEERBLOOD that will complain about his GIRLFRIEND having a women moment one day then the next say something assine like "I'm stonecold"
Or d0c who literally FACETIMES HIS GIRLFRIEND EVERYNIGHT BUT NO he thinks its funni to say he's a truecel like a fuggen TWAT

2024-07-02 22:46:17

For no good reason it Fucking pisses me off when other Fakecels deny being fakecels
I'm taking a nap sick of you freaking fricks

2024-07-01 20:29:45

Licking your sisters sweaty armpits will open the gates to Agartha

2024-07-01 18:05:13

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Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

2024-07-01 05:33:34

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like if I remember my reading correctly, dirlewanger was thrown in jail by the SS cause of the shit he was doing with his crew and they only let him out cause they needed the extra bodies during the war

2024-07-01 05:30:56

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All I really know about them is that Hitler thought they were fucked up and that's all I really think I need to know about em

2024-07-01 05:20:24

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My point is that if the supposed "Nazi" division that has committed the worst warcrimes during ww2 was actually filled with russians sorta proves my point that russians are bad people

2024-07-01 04:58:56

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I know what you're talking about and that's not even the fucking point of my criticism of you niggers, you're just drawing that conclusion cause you think it's an easy own
My point is the reason why you are more hated than the kiwiniggers is that you literally refuse to integrate or fuck off to another instance even after all the pushback you fucks have gotten
Matty made NCD after like a month or two
Claire made chudbuds after like a month or two
YOU FUCKERS on the other hand still stay here and insist that your shit doesn't stink and get into a fight every other day over it

2024-07-01 04:49:51

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Actually fucking wild that supposed "white nationalists" think it's okay for them to come and shit in the sandbox of a well and established community and think they're cool for it

2024-07-01 04:25:15

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I find it actually insane that people like you think we should forgive russia for unleashing a mongol horde to rape Europe during and after ww2 just because they're giving zog a bloody nose rn

2024-07-01 04:19:47

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"Hey can you guys lurk a bit more to get a better feel for this site before you start poasting your shit"
>decides to instead be perpetually assmad about an instance filled with people that have been here on the fedi since the beginning of poast
There's no way ALL of you people lack the self awareness to see you, the gabniggers, are the actual retards?

2024-07-01 04:09:23

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Congrats, you're really showing how much you and anyone that laughs at this why you giggers deserve to be bullied

2024-06-30 22:26:26

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I prefer pho over ramen tbh

2024-06-30 22:19:29

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Man I haven't had pho in years. Every now and then I get a craving for it but I never go and get it cause the one place I used to frequent is on the other side of town and parking is a bitch in that area

2024-06-30 01:41:28

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Yes because you can fry the dumplings in bacon lard or oil giving it a nice crisp to the fluffy filling
Also if you're doing the shredded mushroom one you gotta cook em before you stuff em into a perogie. Also make sure to mix mushrooms, like do a button and cremini combo or even throw in shitake for fun.
If you're doing any dish that is based on mushrooms like for example a mushroom cream sauce or perogie or zapiekanka mixing types of mushrooms turns it from good to :chefskiss:

2024-06-30 01:31:38

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Go to is mashed potatoes and cheddar or cottage cheese
Both my grandmothers make a mean pork stuffing but idk the details of how they do it I just know the pork is minced through a meat grinder
Shredded mushroom goes very hard in a borscht

2024-06-30 01:22:35

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You misspelt perogie

2024-06-28 21:21:59

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Charlie I get that you have aspergers but PLEASE for the love of God PLEASE stop taking shitpoasts so seriously

2024-06-28 19:53:37

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If by level headed you mean you lost yer shit everytime Osaka won a round sure

2024-06-28 19:51:44

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People seem to have forgetten how you acted during the anime waifu tourney

2024-06-28 18:31:01

You don't like dominant women cause you're submissive
You like dominant women cause you're autistic and they're direct with what they want

2024-06-28 02:12:15

159 PRESIDENTIAL SCHOLARS SHLOPPED MY KNOB

2024-06-28 01:22:16

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Bruh
https://i.poastcdn.org/388cd8bb1c08656f85f7f16683b36530c825800e67271e619123c40d73f798c0.jpeg

2024-06-27 23:42:17

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You're fucking retarded
https://i.poastcdn.org/80c86aef8f3437902299a8fee5eb43098aa2834b53754c149320a3acf13e70e0.jpeg
https://i.poastcdn.org/a63b4ccee062fc4fce03fc5e6743f7ba6a7823e57ccad369da62d64ef170265d.jpeg

2024-06-27 23:36:21

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Are you having a stroke Tim hortons is the go to place for Canadians for coffee

2024-06-27 23:32:21

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I second this I met Woodshop at a timmies once he's a pretty cool guy but also one of the blackest gorilla Canadians I have ever seen

2024-06-26 04:38:29

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I don't like metallica because I am too young and angry for it

2024-06-26 04:19:56

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You, as a good Christian boy might appreciate this
[youtu.be/Kl_Bq9S71jU](https://youtu.be/Kl_Bq9S71jU )
And even take away their Christian lyricism they're still imo underrated in terms of metalcore, the instrumentals are just :chefskiss:

2024-06-26 02:39:19

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And to make it even funni er it's over asian pussy
You can't make this shit up

2024-06-26 02:34:16

>sonnenrad in avi duking it out vs a sonnenrad in display name
This is a magical place I tell ya folks
https://i.poastcdn.org/6db0be1d7a5e4dde8923dc2a0f5c81e39bacf08c21b07c2f9643229302cc51f7.png

2024-06-24 23:38:48

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MY one buddy, during a road trip to a cottage was drinking claws in the back seat(He also had one or two before he got picked up)
Fugger ended up passing out maybe a half hour before we reached the destination and he was still holding up his claw upright as he was snoozing

2024-06-24 22:48:30

>inb4 the gabfoid acuses everyone of being "mad" for dogpiling her
Remember folks, in the eyes of the gigger they are never wrong, and if you disagree with them or their clique you're just "angry"

2024-06-24 21:07:36

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You know what? You actually convinced me to drop fediverse entirely. I was on the fence and willing to give it a couple of weeks to see if I could find people worth following him and for the signal among all the noise.
Thinking it through there is no signal, there’s only noise and it’s not worth the effort. I would unironically be better off on reddit despite the heavy censorship.
I can’t stand the wokeness and I can’t stand tranny childrens thinking it’s funny to spam nigger. Hopefully we’ll get a better alternative where adults can talk about things without children shitting on the floor.
I doubt it and those children will be responsible when things continue to get worse and their stupid antics crippled any attempt to create alternative options.
Get fucked fediverse, you're all a bunch of dumb cunts.

2024-06-24 20:42:15

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But yea the ending is fuggen bleak but good for a horror movie

2024-06-24 20:41:41

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Already watched it while I was a teen, I remember how it ends so its not going to hit like it should if I just watched it now without knowing a thing about it 😔

2024-06-24 20:35:12

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I guess?

2024-06-24 19:48:52

Are there any horror movies released around The hills have eyes(2006) that are as good or better than it? I watched The Cabin in the woods last night and I liked it but I'm itching for a good horror movie from that era

2024-06-24 19:11:06

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Listen man I'm not expecting some sort of trad virgin to fall into my lap or some shit as I myself am not a virgin but at the same time I still think sex is sacred and should be saved for when the relationship starts to get serious

2024-06-24 18:45:14

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If she's down to fuck on the first date then she's for the streets and I don't want anything to do with her

2024-06-24 18:23:39

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The first time I heard that term was in gradeschool at a retreat to camping type thing that lasted a few days
The highschool kid that was in charge of our group in the cabin laid some ground rules for us and the last rule was "No chocking the chicken"

2024-06-24 18:17:55

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Oh you
https://i.poastcdn.org/e862517bc3d501054a15d6aa42edd3c5eb4fb2f3277449922c22502694f638a3.jpg

2024-06-23 23:57:13

A goofy ahhh but delicious "food hack" I have discovered is to crack an egg into your Mac and cheese from the box after the butter milk and powder is mixed, and mixing for another minute
Makes it creamier and tastier

2024-06-23 20:13:40

Even as a Catholic, I think it is very silly when nibbas try to argue for some sort of Catholic based hegemony in the US or Canada

2024-06-23 01:07:22

🎵 He had a crusty wiener from smegma
She had a Mac and cheese sounding pussy
Can I make it anymore obvious?🎵

2024-06-22 23:36:29

Need to find me a Hippy girl(she doesnt wear deodorant because of the aluminum phosphate therefore her armpits will taste better)

2024-06-20 15:07:37

Chat what the fuck is this
https://i.poastcdn.org/eb51895d702ac1d1a8b68298c9511d3467b8be71bd847fb532dc505b7f85857e.jpg

2024-06-19 18:18:46

Miss Vickies gave me a hickey

2024-06-18 22:44:33

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I'm actually too tir3d to be pissed off rn

2024-06-18 13:37:55

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That's like asking for the grass not to be green