7666

renter of the townhouse garage datacenter
world's shitpostiest CISSP
i have €9 in credit on the C4 fridge
privileges: not canadian or british
you should get a VPS from https://nulled.llc/ i know the owner she's very nice

Public Key

npub1ur37c57f062f2ngrw546s4xhjm7wq8c4rfmy3warq338cytq9m4qqae6hx

NIP-05 Address

7666@comp--lain-la.mostr.pub

Profile Code

nprofile1qqswpclv20yha9y4f5ph22ag2ntedl8qru235ajghw3sgcnuz9sza6spz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumt0wd68ytnsw43qr2h5xk

Publishing to

relay.mostr.pub

Author Public Key

npub1ur37c57f062f2ngrw546s4xhjm7wq8c4rfmy3warq338cytq9m4qqae6hx

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Last Notes

2024-09-18 16:53:57

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2024-09-09 16:16:19

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@npub1wg0…t0yf I doubt it would federate at all. Just a walled garden.

2024-09-07 21:51:19

you can definitely tell the backup servers that i buy are of a "lesser pedigree"
primary storage: works great, all disks show up, 128GB of RAM, network's good, all is well
backup server: immediately blows a stick of RAM (now down to 16GB), both NICs are not showing a link up state, none of the disks appear, and even the RAID controller is MIA

2024-09-02 03:06:24

trail cam gf
https://comp.lain.la/media/3ceb25b42f3fb35a21d75126d818cd2fb8b75220e176adb3f57f8f425eff10bf.jpg

2024-08-30 03:12:41

mercedes: the interior of your cars do not need to resemble a twitch whore's bedroom. stop it.
https://comp.lain.la/media/d30b124d64d589f9daa36590eebd53cf21ca6034a088dc0ddca1cd65d23a353f.png

2024-08-29 19:55:34

no problem

2024-08-29 04:17:42

this has got to be the ugliest waste of $150k I've ever seen
https://comp.lain.la/media/89810fb7f5fa8d0abcf592036acffb04c6386768d06d608514976d46a1e94042.jpg

2024-08-19 20:22:58

eatin KFC in Kentucky rn

2024-08-12 14:03:36

Why does this drivel make it into a standard google news feed?
I should make an extremely offensive crypto like anuscoin or something so that armchair analysts with nothing better to do can go "ANUSCOIN UP 200%! GOING TO THE MOON???"
https://comp.lain.la/media/ff97317a0f3cf064003531e27908808033eb1983a4a61ad2a4afea88fb9bb2fb.png

2024-08-06 20:18:33

you may find this weird but i INSIST on paying for financial apps and services. if they are free they are selling your data.

2024-07-30 16:24:51

Did you know Windows 10 still ships with all of the historical windows icons from the past decades? Look at these beauties.
https://comp.lain.la/media/1037c0f740eeb6cd1915534759989548c7739cf7a6f48dad2ed259c986fce8bd.png

2024-07-26 20:55:58

People who don't keep paper towels or even just basic rags in their car are unsanitary creatures who cannot plan even one step ahead.
What happens if you spill something? Do you just fester in your diet Pepsi soaked pants all the way home? Do you just go 'Teehee I'm so silly" as the corn syrup solidifies around your genitals?

2024-07-21 01:14:33

where's the lake
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2024-07-17 17:07:19

i think it is an incredibly based position to like girls but not like yuri. somehow girls become especially obnoxious while bragging about swapping spit together or whatever it is lesbians do on a daily basis.
bonus points of this ideology derives from the lens of misogyny, in that you only have the mental fortitude to tolerate one of them at a time.

2024-07-01 23:48:17

oh come on now
https://comp.lain.la/media/afe0f23a19d1d0dfd10efeb7d49792c17ad190eceb64ce2ca7f439eea4d30034.png

2024-06-30 15:21:43

yeah that's MY FUCKING FAVORITE WEATHER CHANNEL ARTICLE! WOOOOOO
https://comp.lain.la/media/7da47023c91c91070a0c7bf3b9f678fd99a26256767ab0dc0e418725c5d3245c.png

2024-06-15 21:48:25

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@npub1uvf…teda contrary to popular belief, rotmaxxing is not desirable or healthy

2024-06-15 21:46:25

"probiotic" is just marketing wank for "rotten"

2024-06-13 17:31:32

opening twkn in public: not a good idea

2024-06-11 17:58:36

there has been an influx in indonesian porn attempting to evade my security.
you can see every time they show up and then every time they get banned.
multiply data points by 4x for true outbound usage.
https://comp.lain.la/media/9113adfc502f42e616ab4d887606d75c3ddd95a9fb5c1ba65d3ce3e6dadd8581.png

2024-06-11 13:26:05

Why do people think that sending an encrypted attachment with the password in a separate email works? If I can sniff the attachment you bet I can sniff the other email too.

2024-06-09 13:17:58

album title: "UBERING TO THE GUN STORE"
what would the genre be?

2024-06-06 14:37:38

don't like AI? good! do something about it. buy puts on nvidia.

2024-05-24 13:06:16

LATEST HEADLINE FROM CONFIDENTIAL SOURCES:
JADE DISARRAY: OMELETTE FUCKER? EGG AND CHEESE SCANDAL BREWING AT NULLED LLC

2024-04-27 00:53:30

This is the silliest aircraft I've ever seen!
https://comp.lain.la/media/15d3ca4703ffe4dadf3e354c0ab17c14713b8957c064bf6096ff727767896eb8.jpg

2024-04-20 04:44:02

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@npub12sk…mhpz No no no. Then you get activist investors who think they know better despite their only skill being pushing a button on a trading website (or for the larger clients, making a phone call).

2024-04-16 00:20:47

what a world we live in where we can now get drunk on Baja blast
https://comp.lain.la/media/b7d24721dc5f2f5eaed323428392f6b52fa580168abc99d035bf7c2257e376c5.png

2024-04-05 01:01:38

mapmisia isn't a word stop trying to fuck kids

2024-04-04 15:50:13

confirmed that the storage cluster/server francisco uses for my slabs in NYC is kill. never a good sign when you see an internal server ID reference added to your ticket. Web traffic requiring caching will route through Miami until further notice
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2024-04-02 18:21:34

maybe it would be good if my monitoring scripts didn't have a little race condition against the check that prevents it from pulling more than 2 nodes at a time at once because it just wiped all my A records at once lawl

2024-03-24 10:57:48

what's up
https://comp.lain.la/media/eb08db2bc98744c334ff27b380753287cf44b545cf18baba3197d26c2f478500.jpg

2024-03-19 22:29:03

and the award for dumbest marketer goes to: the dude who thought advertising USED faucets on reddit was a good idea
https://comp.lain.la/media/c19ddc771fcaf68e067dc301f4e2f93fba74d9a574e6df2bbc7292ec245366ce.png

2024-03-15 01:07:35

angry guatemalans get posted to the transparency log like anyone else, but the dumb angry ones get the DUMB tag
https://ghostbin.lain.la/paste/jfftt/raw
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2024-03-12 16:15:11

I don't want to get out of bed. It's warm and there are cats

2024-03-04 20:55:11

Well, I figure it's time to finally blow the lid on my plans. I am moving! And you are all coming with me! (like, I'm taking the servers with me. you're not going in the truck or my new home. ew.)
https://infrablog.lain.la/the-big-move
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2024-02-20 00:58:01

your fucking TLD is .men
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2024-02-07 21:36:04

someone really looked at general grievous and went "i just got a GREAT idea for a helicopter!"
https://comp.lain.la/media/c9a9cd84e89741c9813c202f3adcc9edb8f561155aade167374d0c743f6a089d.mp4

2024-02-07 05:16:19

anyone know where @npub1y0w…5s4j went off to? they have been AWOL for about a month. hope they're ok.

2024-01-27 02:46:24

government overreach
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2024-01-23 02:47:55

pffffft
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2024-01-21 21:42:39

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@npub12sk…mhpz >veggies
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2024-01-21 21:23:44

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@npub12sk…mhpz It's all mine. The pizza without pepperoni brings out the basil and herbs more and is overall less greasy

2024-01-05 00:32:02

congrats to @npub1sl8…5emg for making this list somehow on some shitty instance
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2023-12-27 22:17:17

it will always perplex me as to why the Chinese show off pharmaceutical samples in buttplug shaped glasses.
https://comp.lain.la/media/c213dfb3fc800f4c54ef6e83b936eb57d0f94c7eebe3052c80dc5ae8d5afd8ca.jpg

2023-12-18 20:54:20

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@npub1y0w…5s4j hey I'm still kickin bub.

2023-12-18 17:13:42

Lain.la continues to fully function nine hours after total power failure.

2023-12-03 04:54:37

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@npub1npp…j7vx you can't just ask a rhetorical question and back out after unexpectedly getting a response that's illegal

2023-12-03 04:51:13

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@npub1npp…j7vx go ahead and explain it to me big boy

2023-12-03 04:43:55

lmao contractors never learn with this guy
https://comp.lain.la/media/c60eac1d095b9c29c088790134ba543af26928240083e8e72d54e7d9c9320745.png

2023-11-21 04:55:33

Ministry's best album was Filth Pig.
- Yes, TLORAH was groundbreaking industrial.
- Yes, Psalm 69 was a truly fun record.
- Yes, Twitch was fun to watch Al shake off the weird synthpop phase and probably terrify producers eager for the next Depeche Mode.
- Yes, I know he kept making music after 1996.
Some come close, but none of it tops Filth Pig, the sludgiest, heaviest record they ever released. People hated it. They wanted more Psalm 69 and Al was like "Nah, get the BPM down to about half." Paul Barker cranked up the bass distortion to 300% to underpin every song. Al started getting political, but not to cringe levels like the 2000s brought.
I was one year old and this man would be demolishing the speakers in my Dad's car a touch under 2 decades later.
https://invidious.lain.la/watch?v=VPjzDsRot78
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2023-11-14 01:42:04

less go
https://comp.lain.la/media/e9fdec7b6f56eb5ab154718bb96a0650a1369fa37e1e40eac0db98b2df577039.jpg

2023-10-31 16:54:25

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@npub1y0w…5s4j i thought they only had a matrix (which is still not great tbh)

2023-10-31 15:22:44

if one more fucking company trying to be "hip and cool" asks me to join their discord server i'm going to lose my shit.
https://comp.lain.la/media/1c7821765aa9b8d4d05a024f3a3306af3d4df9e1b90f80bfa8b800ee2cbecb16.png

2023-10-12 19:47:17

I don't understand who the fuck would buy a Korean car. Hyundai and Kia are the shittiest fucking things outside of FCA/Stellantis brands. What good cars has Hyundai ever made? Maybe the Genesis? Kia has nothing either.

2023-10-11 01:01:29

an album everyone should listen to. if you've never heard anything like it, it'll sound pretty rough around the edges. trust me, it's worth it. people were dancing to this shit in underground and goth clubs in the 80s. it's the aesthetic from that era you want.
image is from their very last tour this year in NYC that i had the distinct pleasure of attending. I even dragged my Dad along.
https://invidious.lain.la/watch?v=utOf7jSHwZs
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2023-10-10 06:17:02

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@npub12sk…mhpz tapes suck ass.
- write speed sucks.
- having to read the whole fucking tape for a restore sucks.
- needing cleaning tapes sucks.
- dealing with incremental backup version chains across multiple tapes sucks.
- spending $3k on a tape system sucks.
- having to rewrite the entirety of a tape because a tape drive munched it sucks.
i can scale horizontally by just buying more relatively inexpensive 16TB external HDDs. they're cheap and simple and fast enough to peg my storage system with 3 or 4 writing in parallel.

2023-10-10 06:11:03

time to piss away another $250 on a 16TB external drive for the offsite backups because 48TB ain't enough anymore

2023-10-05 06:39:10

why is this man's face here
https://comp.lain.la/media/b432081b100509462145c1bbf258f41fb19b4d594fa15733b75652c506a11bc4.png

2023-10-04 21:08:53

https://comp.lain.la/media/ae831199898cff9e127887e4b2c8daa362e77202d991f169de18bd9c62eb390e.mp4

2023-10-03 21:58:39

one of these days i do need to yell at verizon. i should not be getting packet loss at 250mbps of upload. i pay for 940/880.

2023-09-27 00:28:42

people who misspell customers "costumers" deserve their fucking shitty customer service/retail job

2023-09-15 20:51:16

I am continually being harassed in my abuse mailbox by someone who cannot read the FAQ on how to do takedown requests. So here's the file he wants taken down.
https://comp.lain.la/media/766d6ef28853166e201e17eb14a741fa4004935ba0d8559b4d1eecccbfab19e7.jpg

2023-09-09 02:27:26

please find the nearest lego and step on it
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2023-09-07 23:47:52

been replying to @npub1uln…zdch too much so amazon's data mining is now aware and trying to sell me relevant products
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2023-09-07 19:44:20

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@npub1zcl…0c2l @npub108p…yev6 @npub1mh5…233h no no, too overused. how about Comic Papyrus?
https://comp.lain.la/media/a680752e855af56ea46a17c35afed2c40d7627e72e0efe254d6bee49915eed5d.webp

2023-09-07 19:30:51

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@npub108p…yev6 @npub1mh5…233h it's also a different scenario for me too because i literally have a file hosting service next door on pomf.lain.la. i can just tell users who complain to go use that and stop using the fediverse like a 00's DDL site.

2023-09-07 19:28:35

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@npub108p…yev6 @npub1mh5…233h i've sorta disagreed with the "you can upload anything!!!" nature of attachments on pleroma/related software, and really wanted a MIME type filter MRF to strip attachments matching a blacklist (or even safer, only allow attachments matching a whitelist) when the evil SVG debacle happened some time ago.
for now it's easy to just cheat at the web server level with
location ~* (\.svg$|\.js$|\.mjs$|\.cjs$|\.html$|\.xhtml$|\.htm$) {
deny all;
return 403;
}

2023-09-07 01:16:58

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@npub109x…wvvl Poweredge R330. 2x1Gb and 4x10Gb NICs.

2023-09-07 00:56:17

I'll be doing network maintenance on September 10th to swap out the core router for a shiny new one with (hopefully) less problems. I am NOT be replacing the virtualized pfsense just yet - that's phase 2. I just want the core swapped because it's getting flaky, then I'll get around to that later.
Goes without saying but uncached services will not be available during the swap (this means pleroma). When it happens, you'll know. Gonna take probably 45 minutes. (It'd be twice that without Jade around - thank god for her)

2023-09-05 20:08:36

lain.la's non-shared budget (e.g things I pay explicity and wholly for lain.la) is $4,250
the total yearly budget comes out to about $6,730, most of this extra is the business line extra cost ($80/mo is the residential price, add $45 for the business line upgrade) and the (significant) power bill increase

2023-09-03 16:22:02

seems legit
https://comp.lain.la/media/d326e92390fbbfd5d0cfd85fb4e7137033365549a749d897c2e23fd1614129f9.PNG

2023-09-01 01:06:02

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@npub127x…pfvn
https://comp.lain.la/media/8c247426c41982418c4fa1d9cf4c5683234f60a4b665c45bebf4e872a57685fa.jpg

2023-08-31 19:05:12

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@npub1lka…jeym just getting my tranny brownie points in so I can cash them out every time I use the word tranny
dang I think it's a wash now.

2023-08-31 18:43:18

as a semi libertarian, i firmly believe that the automatic XX/XY chromosome selection process violates the NAP, for it is a choice forced upon an individual who doesn't even know they're an individual yet, therefore, the only remedy is transitioning in the event of an incorrect automatic assignment to correct that aggression
this has been your shitpost for the day

2023-08-30 17:06:05

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@npub1lka…jeym 'tis a mcdouble. more like a mcroadkill.

2023-08-30 16:59:14

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@npub17dy…yf4p
https://comp.lain.la/media/1fd511718952073cdd11a8391a93f802cdcceff5cbe6f06c55f2f36fa62cc15e.mp4

2023-08-30 16:02:04

saddest fuckin double cheeseburger I've ever seen
https://comp.lain.la/media/a47c4ade64345451bb847bd9844811894e2548e11fcb76e9bf1460b96733561b.jpg

2023-08-22 01:10:10

"my piss fetish is on a different plane of existence" - jade, 2023

2023-08-15 14:28:49

it is too damn HOT

2023-08-05 20:53:22

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@npub1xan…jlvy can't tell you how many random things in america sold at like a walmart just slap that word on anything to make it sound better
like what the fuck is premium pasta? some italian fondled the noodles before it went in a box? doubtful!

2023-08-05 20:50:27

next time you see "premium" on a product, see if they have a non-premium version
if they don't it's just a stupid fucking word

2023-08-04 16:15:31

1 pound of powdered cheddar cheese. It glows an unhealthy orange unable to be represented in a camera. What a world we live in.
https://comp.lain.la/media/f4216dd78be1da61620a9ca73028c4a81af064f8597d580b8cea74c30bd3f834.jpg

2023-07-20 22:00:02

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2023-07-18 01:58:35

Announcing Lain.la's public MinIO instance for S3 compatible storage!
- Free of charge, as usual!
- No storage limit! I threw 1TB at the server to start!
- Uses the same quad redundant access architecture as everything else, with edge caching and range request support for frequently accessed files!
- Dead simple SNSD configuration using my primary TrueNAS storage server as the main mount disk!
- Multiple gigabits of bandwidth available!
- Generate your own access keys and check your object storage and directories from the MinIO dashboard on demand, plus configure anonymous access, versioning, etc. yourself!
- Policy based access control so nobody screws with your buckets and you don't screw with anyone else's by accident!
Available by request - just shoot me an email (7666@lain.la) if you want a bucket!
Test file: https://minio.lain.la/testuser/video1.mp4
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2023-07-17 19:19:31

i wonder if this might cause performance problems @npub1sl8…5emg
what a MADMAN, 14k @npub1yd5…6y3c
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2023-06-27 01:56:28

this has @npub1jkh…m08d energy idk why
https://comp.lain.la/media/a5ea5703b26f159becd92ad71192ec1e3f238343a12b923cd11ada0e9568948f.jpg

2023-06-19 14:04:27

love how capitalism incentivizes running corporations as poorly as possible without noticeably impacting revenues

2023-05-26 21:42:54

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@npub1wel…m9q9 @npub10hp…mth8 china running scams at an international scale? who could have seen this coming!