notabnormal

Short, fat, bald, old, ugly, poor, lazy, and stupid. Small dick, shitty personality, my jokes aren't funny, and my hygiene is generally poor. Slovenly blathering idiot with extremely few redeeming qualities. Continued interactions with me will tend to be generally ungood for your overall mental health. Anyone who follows me is understood to have made an obviously unwise choice.

"An apt demonstration of God's cruel sense of humor." -Father William O'Malley

"One of the strongest living arguments for the pro-choice position." -Horace Fremond, editor in chief of Catholic Times