notabnormal on Nostr: So, your baby is stress crying and so you go to see if it's the diaper. When you open ...

So, your baby is stress crying and so you go to see if it's the diaper. When you open up that sucker it's reasonably clean and dry and so you start to close it back up and try to calm the baby in some other way. Just when your hands are back in the blast radius, your little crying cannon releases a fart that instantly gives way to a fountain of poo that covers them, and at the same moment your baby is so relieved that the pressure is gone that she starts giggling happily.

This is truly a great moment in parenthood.