spoonman

bitcoin, memes, privacy, freedom

Public Key

npub1uhdckm6gy5vjhu08zgumvxna4nyng7tayf7zh5mnn9apdnffxsrqvnfev0

NIP-05 Address

spoonman@nostrplebs.com

NIP-57 Address

cinnamonelephant1@primal.net

Profile Code

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relay.nostr.band

relay.urbanzap.space

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Last Notes

2024-09-01 21:52:34

#Bitcoin is Freedom
https://v.nostr.build/XVGOoqcalJoPShk4.mp4

2024-08-18 10:26:48

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alright! cheers

2024-08-18 00:23:38

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Not to get too dark, but doesn’t the programme seem to be about making Democrat voters productive, docile, genderless, flock-oriented, bug eating, test tube clones?
I’m just saying that vasectomies might not ultimately cut their population down, as they appear to be aiming at propagation through biotechnological means in the future.

2024-08-18 00:09:31

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I dunno bro, the 2 packs of Tim tams were just yesterday

2024-08-17 01:29:15

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cheers florian

2024-08-17 01:19:22

My state of mind can switch from "I have all the time I need to complete this" to "holy shit, I need several more life times" so fast it gives me whiplash.

2024-08-17 01:12:56

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really? because id like to nuke my account and start again lol

2024-08-17 00:55:12

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/GevYoSHHNd4AAAAC/the-xfiles-season-5-episode-12-bad-blood-the-xfiles.gif

2024-08-17 00:52:03

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https://media1.tenor.com/m/9iTvqsVFgrgAAAAC/omg-sherlock.gif

2024-08-17 00:50:54

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what if i told you there was a way?
there isn't, but what if i told you that?

2024-08-17 00:49:59

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Gm brisket ☕ 🫡

2024-08-17 00:44:02

Kinda wild that we have to keep eating for our whole life. Like, you can't stop, you just gotta keep eating.

2024-08-16 11:12:21

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meh, it made my mum laugh

2024-08-14 10:58:08

Damn, suspended for a week on X 😄 https://i.nostr.build/kDD15qpUIoqNwrPP.jpg

2024-06-12 09:17:55

my sats moving to cold storage #bitcoin
https://v.nostr.build/POa6n.mp4

2024-06-09 10:56:23

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I’ve started about an hour ago.
so the rule is literally just water for 5 days, right?

2024-06-09 05:19:20

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Yeh I’ve noticed the strawmanning increase lately. I’m getting a similar treatment over on X.
It could be laziness associated with the crab market, or exhaustion from the negativity online leading to these people having knee-jerk reactions.
Sucks when it’s a big account though.

2024-06-08 23:22:09

What is the websites on Nostr thing I’m hearing about?
That’s possible?

2024-06-08 13:12:27

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Count me in

2024-06-02 00:13:40

Japan is a simulation run by DARPA to indoctrinate weeaboos in preparation for an American Gundam program.

2024-04-25 09:39:12

Their plan is to make it expensive, dangerous & a legal minefield to self-custody #Bitcoin.
Meanwhile they have centralized avenues of ownership, creating paper Bitcoin to manipulate the price.
Privacy at the base layer & state resistant scaling is needed imo, ASAP.

2024-04-10 00:36:00

Sometimes when I get particularly annoyed at the lack of emotional intelligence in a reply, I slip into absurdist ramblings as a deflection from the creeping nihilistic sense that I am utterly alone in the universe.
I catch myself far quicker these days, reminding myself of the truth- I only wish I was utterly alone. Instead we are very much all here, crammed on to a tiny rock, given precious little information so that we might fight to the death for the dominance of our best guesses.

2024-03-26 02:31:34

I’m in #Bitcoin because I don’t want to win at the expense of others.

2024-03-20 01:56:14

You can’t just buy the dip. You gotta be one with the dip. When the dip dips, you dip. If it dips in a dip, you dip into your dip, then you dip lower. It didn’t expect that. Now you’re in control. #Bitcoin

2024-03-17 06:11:44

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yes sir!

2024-03-17 06:07:16

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You can access the drop in my Spoonman Private sessions. Just one easy payment of "I'm joking. Plz don't block me" 😁

2024-03-17 06:01:25

"Sir, the plebs! They are buying the dip on the weekend! What do we do?!"
Larry: "There's nothing we can do 😟. Unwind the shorts on Monday. We've lost." #Bitcoin
https://v.nostr.build/dwWmk.mp4

2024-03-16 02:29:59

Don’t walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don’t walk behind me, I may not lead. Just take me higher, to a place blind men see.
- Albert Einstein

2024-03-15 12:45:11

What do you think Nostr… BTFD?
https://v.nostr.build/eZ3DX.mp4

2024-03-13 12:57:36

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LFG man! 🔥🔥🔥

2024-03-13 10:43:02

I’ve had a vision. #Bitcoin
https://v.nostr.build/lL0kP.mp4

2024-02-23 22:05:31

I got suspended on X for replying to Joe Biden “Go woke, have stroke”.
Apparently that’s violent speech 🤷‍♂️

2024-02-01 12:26:39

I’m so bored that I accidentally put Vegemite in my fridge. My Vegemite is cold now.

2024-01-29 12:05:30

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grepples! yeh fuck those ppl. happy Monday.

2024-01-22 14:27:42

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I’m going with 10,000 rats and 50 hawks.
Hopefully thats enough of a commotion for me to run away from everything for an hour, & try to disarm the hunter.

2024-01-15 05:32:30

#Bitcoin #RogueMoney https://i.nostr.build/LEMn.png

2023-11-10 20:39:18

Imagine thinking that the solution to the weather getting warmer is to terraform Earth.

2023-10-20 11:14:52

We're so back. #Bitcoin
https://v.nostr.build/eE5z.mp4

2023-10-16 07:21:00

Gm. I’ve already previewed Monday for you all, it was real good, you’re gonna love it.

2023-10-07 12:23:44

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My sister used to call things gay all the time before she died. She was a parking ticket officer, which she also thought was pretty gay, but she had to pay her bills. I miss her a lot.

2023-10-01 23:17:18

In honor of #Bitcoin reaching $28k, I am having crab for dinner.

2023-09-05 11:14:48

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It’s so interesting to me that our civilisations have this communist virus that flares up from time to time. Like a modern Black Death.

2023-08-31 17:37:00

Will be beginning a 2000 mile hike shortly from the Northern tip of New Zealand to the most Southern point.
No home & gliding on back pay, so will be stacking sats the whole way like my life depends on it.
So yeh, prepare for 3 months of #Bitcoin themed hiking shitposts.

2023-08-21 17:08:00

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I like this, salts is something that may have slipped my mind.

2023-08-21 16:04:30

If you could only give one piece of advice to a man about to set upon 2000 miles of hiking, what would that advice be?

2023-08-14 17:40:25

People worry about BTC getting locked up with Wall Street ETFs.
Meanwhile #Bitcoin is like:
https://cdn.nostr.build/p/0v89.mp4

2023-08-06 11:56:07

So, I think Samourai Wallet is run by feds. Any objections?

2023-08-05 11:42:52

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Always surprises me how these people think they own anything at all on these corporate platforms.

2023-08-04 20:16:49

What's up with Nostr's wikipedia entry lol. Vitalik Buterin? That's the best they could come up with?
Can anyone edit this to include the big name bitcoiners? That said, not sure if wikipedia matters anymore.
https://m.primal.net/HHnS.png

2023-08-01 19:05:11

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😂 love the music. awesome! thank you bro

2023-08-01 18:58:01

Hey people, need a few pointers on privacy. Would it be wise to pay for a VPS? If so, any recommendations?

2023-07-19 08:53:53

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If you are actually asking why, the answer is to undermine the general population’s ability to resist authority, to create a testbed for medical experimentation, and to promote depopulation.

2023-06-26 15:41:51

These buildings could drift out to sea
Some natural catastrophe
Still, there's no place I'd rather be
'Cause nothing even matters to me

2023-06-22 09:52:35

Gm ☀️☕️🥯
Low time preference troll: Go to your family and friends text replacement and replace happenstance with happenpants.
Might take a couple decades but eventually they will say happenpants to someone and it will be so funny.

2023-04-10 18:08:57

Hey people, I’m planning on heading to Scotland. Any tips on where to go that’s chill and safe?

2023-04-10 17:16:00

#Bitcoin
https://media.tenor.com/4znzFEDA_WkAAAAC/buckle-up-seat-belt.gif

2023-03-21 14:38:31

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There is no escape. We are stuck here forever.
https://media.tenor.com/pfcqgFEp2OsAAAAd/welcome.gif

2023-03-20 14:27:45

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Yeh but you’re not the humblest. That would be me.

2023-03-15 04:30:41

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Sounds like your approach to lying in bed is half assed.

2023-03-05 05:54:29

Look, I don’t know what time it is where you are, so, Good Morning,
https://media.tenor.com/CA6CsDInlU8AAAAd/jim-carrey.gif

2023-02-24 16:36:16

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I was thinking that we could post recordings of our farts more often. From what I’ve seen on other social media platforms, the users really love to smell their own farts, so we could signal to them that we love our farts too.

2023-02-12 08:00:51

Pura Vida Plebs! #plebchain
my policy right now is to follow anyone on plebchain, so say hi/pv for a follow