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Mishmash of 📟computer parts📟 and 🌿moss🌿 in a vaguely humanoid form.
Failed human being, aspiring creature :neofox_cool_fingerguns:
Blursed with audhd by chaos gods.

Current and permanent special interests: linux, minimal tech, sustainability, urbanism, linguistics, queer culture, anarchy, industrial sabotage.

I write computery letters for linux for life and do gay stuff (mostly crimes against state).
Saying words isn't my first language, I prefer biting, so don't @ me for grammar nonsense pls.

I absolutely WILL post and boost a lot about the gemini protocol.
Also about the lewd stuff sometimes, but always under spoilers.

Corpo shills, TERFs, fans of proprietary corporate bullshit, tankies - do not interact and kindly fuck off.
DMs open for whatever reasons, I don't bite (I actually do).
Write me a mes in matrix if this account is inactive too.

Minors ok, just don't open CWed posts for your own safety lol.
Will most likely unfollow and mute you for non-CWed slurs.
Account is locked purely for vibe checks, pls have a bio and a few posts at least.

fav devices: thinkpad t430, vocore2, every esp32 in the world
#funfact thread: https://awawa.club/notice/AfyQr32y9jJsEbDUUS

💜 :heart_nb: [@rail_@bark.lgbt](https://bark.lgbt/@rail_ ) :heart_nb: 💜

#noindex #nogods #nomasters

Pro nounce: they/them
in my pants: rj45 and mycelium
languages: 🇬🇧, 🇺🇦, rust, c++, bash
webbed site (I'll keep it updated I swear): https://awawa.neocities.org
lewd alt: Byte (nsfw) (npub15dl…8aq4)
matrix: @byte_or_bite:matrix.org

Last Notes

2024-08-07 11:34:01

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#funfact - males were invented by Big Pant to sell more pants

2024-08-02 12:21:25

IF YOU ARE EUROPEAN HOLY FUCK PLEASE SUPPORT THIS
https://eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#/screen/home
This initiative calls to require publishers that sell or license videogames to consumers in the European Union (or related features and assets sold for videogames they operate) to leave said videogames in a functional (playable) state.
To be successful, a European citizens' initiative has to reach one million statements of support as well as minimum thresholds in at least 7 countries.
telegram link:
https://t.me/leonsmeme/6677

2024-06-11 11:06:30

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#funfact - if you put one separator right aftet another on the belt, cashier will get stuck moving them infinitely until buffer gets overflown. This way you can get a free groceries glitch

2024-05-29 21:11:36

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because it’s an attempt to solve societal problem (morons that run monopolies and have infinite greed) with a pure technology that won’t actually help anyone. Don’t do torture nexus

2024-05-16 20:49:50

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#funfact - "Gaslight" movie literally never existed, internet users made it up to win arguments on forums, and forged the wikipedia article

2024-04-09 14:58:32

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#funfact - music stopped existing in 2012. Everything recorded later is a clever illusion made with smoke and mirrors

2024-03-31 09:27:54

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#funfact: one day of the year trans people are visible. This stops us from stealing moneys from banks and doing other mischiefs. So be careful and don't get startled by mirrors today!

2024-03-31 09:23:06

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#funfact: every year 1-31 of March a bunch of faeries go on a stealing spree, robbing us of one hour of our life. They will return it later with a time backdoor that allows them to live forever

2024-03-19 19:10:43

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#funfact: T in LGBT stands for Teeth

2024-03-19 14:04:22

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#funfact: physics works as long as we believe in it.
During 90s in the rural Australian town, scientists conducted an experiment - one group of children were taught standard school program except for physics. The assumption was that since they don't know what physics is, they would be able to fly, to break thermodynamic laws, to transmute matter, and thus help greatly both world science and local citizens.
Instead the whole group disintegrated because strong and weak forces in atoms stopped working for them.
Scientists are still trying to collect one subject and reassemble his atoms to get his side of the story, so far 7*10^12 atoms were collected, but the work continues.
Join us for the latest updates on the story

2024-03-19 10:47:22

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#funfact: astronauts didn't actually land on the Earth's moon, because NASA failed negotioations with werewolves who believe moon to be a sacred site that must be protected. It also didn't help that 28% of the NASA itself were werevolves at that time.
So they had to fake the landing, and they did that by landing on one of the Martian moons - Phobos. It was a bit more expensive because they had to color the ground by hand to match Moon's colors, but it still was worth it.

2024-03-18 18:13:01

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#funfact: contrary to polular beliefs, european collared doves are not real. You can literally hear springs and gears turning and ticking inside it if you catch one of them hooting near you.
It remains unclear why someone would mass-produce them, but our agency believes it may be somehow connected with the activity of internationally wanted person known as Kris Lgbt on hackers forum tech.lgbt

2024-03-18 13:34:22

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#funfact: running was invented in 18th century when John Running tried to walk while already walking. To this day his invention is regarded as one of the most useful, even though his studies were unethically (according to modern standards) funded by the Big Shoe syndicate.

2024-03-18 11:26:56

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#funfact: all cats are girls, and all dogs are boys. This, however, does not apply to kittens and puppies.
When they ripe, grown animals emerge from their past-self as from the shells, and become either cat-girls or dog-boys.

2024-03-18 10:42:31

#funfact: laws are made up, you can do whatever you want