#funfact: astronauts didn't actually land on the Earth's moon, because NASA failed negotioations with werewolves who believe moon to be a sacred site that must be protected. It also didn't help that 28% of the NASA itself were werevolves at that time.
So they had to fake the landing, and they did that by landing on one of the Martian moons - Phobos. It was a bit more expensive because they had to color the ground by hand to match Moon's colors, but it still was worth it.
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