Yaseen :neocat_flag_agender: 🏳️‍⚧️

A shitposter, Shloer-addict, and cake-lover. I love hot chocolate, hugs, and cuteness.

[Follow reqs are scrutinised]

Agender :neofox_flag_agender: :neocat_flag_trans:
🇧🇩 heritage in 🇬🇧.

My #1 girl is Nepnep.

I used to be @yassie_j@snowdin.town and @yassie_j@0w0.is and always will be.

Mastodon.lol (rest in piss), 16 Nov 2022 --> snowdin.town (rest in peace), 7 Feb 2023 --> 0w0.is 02 Aug 2023 --> here 12 Jan 2024

Public Key

npub1t9eyc38qeqxcrwrvg2all3vf256q08asx82zqvg4cxscdktxhqcqzg3zdp

NIP-05 Address

yassie_j_at_labyrinth.zone@mostr.pub

Profile Code

nprofile1qqs9jujvgnsvsrvphpky9wllcky42dq8n7crr4pqxy2urgvxm9ntsvqprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujumn0wdmksetjv5hxxmmdqy2hwumn8ghj7un9d3shjtnddaehgu3wwp6ky8tum5h

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relay.noswhere.com

relay.mostr.pub

Author Public Key

npub1t9eyc38qeqxcrwrvg2all3vf256q08asx82zqvg4cxscdktxhqcqzg3zdp

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Last Notes

2024-06-20 13:48:37

My favourite ever Twitter bot was this one that was connected to a public toilet and would tell you when the user began pooping (“POOPING”) and finished pooping (“DONE POOPING”).
That was it. Best account ever.

2024-06-19 20:55:39

I’m so cash-starved that the Student Loans Company is telling me that they can give me some of my money back
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/15a90d7e232d7b2ada445cc56171c96208f4848eae81a1f44679db91e4d8cd04.png

2024-06-19 11:48:08

For their hard work, all Yastorian Child Soldiers will be given extra nap time today

2024-06-17 14:11:57

Me in 2021: Wow I guess I am transgender
Me in 2014: What if… I wasn’t a boy?
Me in 2001: Hey, mom, dad, is it normal to not want to be a boy? Huh? What’s that big explosion on the telly?

2024-06-17 11:38:13

Many such instances

2024-06-17 08:13:27

Good morning everyone 😍 I slept really well.
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/f786e83690a4dcb118be194a38bedf0bbd672bcffd38e9c330938fb2b55c413c.png

2024-06-16 21:20:23

Goodnight friendssssssss
I throw you slices of cheesecake, except it was made with cheddar instead of mascarpone

2024-06-16 19:23:09

When will they legalise medicinal cocaine?

2024-06-16 14:31:37

You mfs can’t behave so I’m turning this Fediverse around and we’re going home now

2024-06-15 21:36:50

People are getting mad that one of the characters in The Boys S4 has sex with men.
The mf is called “Frenchie”.
What were you expecting?

2024-06-15 16:01:21

Me: I consent!
You: I consent!
The distance between us: I don’t!
Is there somebody you forgot to ask?

2024-06-15 15:58:31

:baba_you: :baba_pat: :baba_yaseen: :baba_please: :baba_question:

2024-06-14 20:26:45

If you remove the vowels from your name and capitalise the letters, you’re a quirky indie-pop band OR a tech startup
YSN
YSSJ

2024-06-14 15:22:36

🤓 Um actually solar isn’t renewable because the Sun will die out in 8 billion years

2024-06-13 07:34:25

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@npub166y…6dc6 https://labyrinth.zone/objects/5c1a0459-6b10-4a93-830e-928c24def871

2024-06-12 16:05:20

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The solution? Tenants are now jointly-responsible for the upkeep of the property, which IRL we would call a Commonhold property. Lmao.

2024-06-12 16:03:26

In the latest patch notes for Cities Skylines II, the developers had to remove landlords from the game because they ruined the rental market for in-game citizens by increasing the rent to maximum.

2024-06-11 21:42:56

Google Pay is finally dead. I think. Well, either way, look at this family tree for Google’s payment app – at one time there were three apps called Google Pay that did different things.
What a functional company.
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/95f0152a486b6454f7e21268d4599f54a0c004f0492853e997cb95cddbdc5256.jpg

2024-06-11 07:50:05

❌ Boy/girlmoding
✅ Being cishet ironically

2024-06-10 15:52:03

me seeing a T4T couple
Which of you is Shadow the Hedgehog and which of you is Princess Bubblegum?

2024-06-09 19:19:12

The idea that young people are more progressive than their elders is clearly proven wrong if you’re in a Western European country right now (UK, surprisingly, is going against the grain and going further to the left than their elders)

2024-06-09 18:14:53

I hope the next Nintendo device has a WiFi/Ethernet chip that can handle speeds greater than 50 Mbit/s

2024-06-09 16:12:33

I changed my pfp back because you mfs keep gettin' confused

2024-06-09 15:50:20

Bananas without the "b" is pineapple

2024-06-09 13:14:08

New Yascast dropping today

2024-06-08 12:16:41

If there was a car with two Conservatives in it and it fell off a cliff, I would be sad.
Because a family car could fit five Conservatives.

2024-06-07 13:12:38

I am going to use you as a human shield

2024-06-06 16:03:52

https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/d7be7228a64e4697ed6d9084a50f4aaefbcbfa1e4f1906bd9e0b7f247ad35ac1.jpg

2024-06-06 14:03:48

I found this Firefox bug report from 2006, where Firefox would unintentionally show other users on the same computer what websites had saved/not saved passwords.
The user who made this bug report found out… Because they realised their fiance had been visiting dating websites behind her back.
At least they filed a bug report about it.
https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=330884

2024-06-05 15:34:43

:blobfoxoutage:
The Fediverse will be down for maintenance from 18.00 UTC until 23.55 UTC 32/02/2025

2024-06-05 10:30:26

It’s interesting how that the only contemporary representation of Windows Phone now is the smartphone that Trevor uses in GTA V
Windows Phone has been dead for so long that people who play the game today will have no reference point for the phone that Trevor uses WTF
(Franklin has a Samsung S3, Michael has an iPhone, and Trevor has a Nokia Lumia)

2024-06-04 19:14:23

It’s kind of funny that Raid Shadow Legends is probably the least scammy of all YouTube sponsorships
I mean, the game sucks – but at least you know it’s a game lol
Masterworks? Scam. Betterhelp? Not actual therapists. Yotta Savings? Actually a poniz scheme.

2024-06-03 18:10:06

The duality of Yas
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/8239202947ac2b9528a6a48ffc05059cd1719301e4cabbc514bae7693de3cfbb.png

2024-06-02 10:42:09

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@npub19zq…u4m5 It’s a beautiful baby something

2024-06-02 09:20:18

This is literally @npub18r2…9r5k
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/2191d75a0272fe0d5d72e2d784f4526a0ca54083d0c988e4fe2d7c72775e647d.jpg

2024-06-02 09:16:10

Friends are like snowflakes
They disappear when you pee on them

2024-06-01 20:28:52

We always ask “who is Yaseen’s favourite sibling” but nobody ever asks “is Yaseen your favourite sibling”

2024-06-01 20:19:35

me talking to a cishet couple
So which of you is the Yaseen and which of you is the girl reading this?

2024-06-01 19:27:21

The Henry account is great, I love people who respond with “if I wasn’t sure this was a shitpost, I would have blocked this account”

2024-05-31 20:12:35

“If it can happen to me, it can happen to you!”
I would simply just not file false business records lmao, it’s just that easy

2024-05-31 19:44:21

“ur like jesus or whatever” – review of me, by @npub1d59…ekvq

2024-05-31 15:09:53

https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/aeefb778022f4cf30f6a049d48d06aa601dc308a0fe716e2db1faf9a485f1813.jpg

2024-05-30 17:51:49

Cute date idea!
I will abandon you in the quarry with no way out

2024-05-30 08:31:07

This is me, if you care
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/6d0c353aaaaaa57c412da93539a5a0fdd4067dd3f6ac905a18683874f28c92fe.mp4

2024-05-28 19:40:56

I have decided to retire from the Fediverse to spend more time on the Fediverse.
(this is how it feels when you close and then open your fedi browser of choice)

2024-05-28 14:09:46

Dear Fedi diary,
I have run of pages to continue writin

2024-05-28 13:35:10

I’m not genderpunk, more gender-pop-punk

2024-05-28 10:29:13

Heartbreaking: Most boostable post you know trapped behind followers-only

2024-05-27 11:44:20

I didn’t realise people actually spoke like this sincerely
(game is Immortals of Aveum)
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/52749dba3463500831696f4ddeda350478a461ba9297f89e3c4339b31b50e325.png

2024-05-26 19:00:00

On the campaign trail Rishi Sunak went to a Morrison’s supermarket to… Er. Hold bread? Like, he’s actually holding bread. That’s all he did.
Well, anyway, what’s even better is this perfect shot by the press camera.
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/4265f6d5b8b5b76db3d0748edac988c34556cb95241501b54d8c81e8f32c3cce.jpg

2024-05-26 18:54:19

Me serving in Rishi Sunak’s National Service
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/6c7fb3c00de2a26ba15ab0010d05eba4e97b628500800172ad4b9dd1348ad636.jpg

2024-05-26 18:40:47

https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/7dd043762e3c3f5c894e045261e9f88906c926a24906e75e037f7ccdd4071330.jpeg

2024-05-25 18:47:06

Collecting election coverage like I collect catgirl hentai at this rate

2024-05-25 18:31:02

They say you are what you eat
That means you ate the girl reading this.
What the… What. Why would you do that? 0_0

2024-05-24 17:41:54

Uh, need???
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/b72757cdf6dadb91f94c55b10b502fc9833d6b6fdbfaadfa09e5ce1a5b717917.jpg

2024-05-22 17:54:41

Every railway station sounds like this:
preem proom “The next train grhfjdjjsh to call at platform hshshjs is hshshjs. Jdhdjdj hjdhshsiiw.”

2024-05-22 16:18:27

ELECTION DAY IS THE FOURTH OF JULY
PUT IN YOUR CALENDAR
WE’RE IN ELECTION SEASON MOTHERFUCKERS
LET’S GOOOOOOOO

2024-05-22 15:49:38

I have now made a Fediverse-only lane sign and a end of Fediverse-only lane sign, compliant with the internationally-agreed Vienna Conventions on Road Signs
(this is a modification of the bus-only lane and end of bus lane signs in the UK)
#note1jm5…3ua5
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/354b89472b8067fc11060c266409c96c983e851d22619740cc44921918cd4d5c.png
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/7a99600fd75e2f9e99d2aa25bc3098c5dbb5eb96b864c614c004c80cd4bf5c8b.png

2024-05-22 15:41:51

Here’s a Fediverse Zone sign, compliant with the internationally-agreed Vienna Conventions on Road Signs
(This is a modification on the Low Traffic Zone sign)
#note1esz…h8tq
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/f44ff9f1430075c69f2120f9bafc42b95e003dd7ca8835877451382157d2791a.png

2024-05-22 15:22:08

Here’s a Fediverse prohibited/restricted sign, compliant with the internationally-agreed Vienna Conventions on Road Signs
(For you Yanks, a red circle around an icon indicates that icon is prohibited or restricted)
#note1y9a…m2f3
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/c00b351e6d8facaf67070d554535e2e8f186de66f94385fb68b14665e08b6827.png

2024-05-22 15:09:00

I have created a Fediverse warning sign, compliant with the internationally-agreed Vienna Conventions on Road Signs
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/4eb35018a309ed7bf4a9f757abafa719d1e8f85adabe40efcfbb870af13806b9.png

2024-05-22 08:23:07

@npub19zq…u4m5 ahhh you sent me a folreq but I can’t find it 😭 😭 😭 pls send it again ❤️❤️❤️

2024-05-21 09:17:09

Me when my parents are asleep: tiptoes everywhere, turns the telly on quiet, makes sure to open the microwave before it pings
My parents when I’m asleep: Hoovers on max power, bangs pots and pans, detonates a live round in our back garden

2024-05-20 20:40:09

In the UK, Europe, Asia, and other places that follow international road sign standards, this sign warns drivers that there is a wormhole up ahead.
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/3a80e3d7d07c238498f5077647571dc3353f751d395e988bd77ade4af6270de8.webp

2024-05-20 20:36:19

Nobody likes hospitals because the heart monitor never does a sick bass drop

2024-05-20 18:08:38

Sometimes you come across a fediblock post looks like this:
I recommend you fediblock [some instance] for threatening conduct, especially by [some user]. Receipts are attached.
[image of some guy being kind of annoying, but not doing anything actually concerning]

2024-05-20 08:43:44

Good morning friends ❤️
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/862d58b4fee997c637bd6252d2e77bb7097dcf86e216407516c4d7eb9c2351f4.png

2024-05-19 11:28:51

I have cast a spell on you to turn you gay.
“But I’m already gay—“
Exactly. How do you think that happened?

2024-05-19 10:58:16

Having a werewolf gf would solve me

2024-05-19 09:51:04

Good morning ♥️
May you have a good day of resting 😘

2024-05-18 20:42:44

@npub1650…ssvu since there’s a neoyas emoji in this set I just want to say that I absolutely agree with the sentiment of my emoji
#note18sy…9d9d

2024-05-18 20:38:44

I can’t get gayer. Therefore, I need to become more straight. Then I can become gayer again.

2024-05-17 22:37:12

https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/65d882766f8a1b275716e21ef5820a6de40fd0e37d7362fdde6210d82fe01fd7.png

2024-05-17 18:08:01

Drinking 500 millilitres of catgirl sweat would absolutely solve all of my problems

2024-05-17 17:51:44

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2024-05-17 13:10:06

It actually happened. Uber reinvented the bus so hard that it became a bus.
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/2c2169466b0713b43a881ba6c417d8fb535b2e06754a98ec10a952923ffb52da.png

2024-05-16 08:08:21

Why do mastocels seem to take jokes so seriously
I got reply-guy’d about “um actually my body doesn’t pay taxes, I do”
Don’t be so humourless

2024-05-15 19:55:16

https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/a07c98db69e00470f43916539f1ce1e300263a4c45a2ad75d108fe10293ec228.png

2024-05-14 17:43:18

>look at how smart our AI is! It can do anything!
>"this conversation was pre-generated" in tiny text at the bottom of the screen
Okay, so you made it the fuck up, Google

2024-05-13 20:35:23

YOUR BODY IS A TEMPLE
THEREFORE IT IS EXEMPT FROM PAYING TAXES

2024-05-13 19:46:28

I was trying to look up the quote from Phineas and Ferb, but Bing’s Copilot did something even funnier
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/1756f97070bb52b04c3174ca7621cf2a8f771fe0a5ffde547a69944692551ca8.png

2024-05-13 11:02:14

Woeming in the 90s

2024-05-13 08:47:53

Being on Fedi makes me empathise with the military guy in Hollywood films. I too want to grab some of you by the scruff of the neck and shake you only to say “um, In English please, egghead??” whenever you say something overly computery to me in the replies.

2024-05-12 20:18:22

Hot take: we need more trans, non-binary women of colour dictators

2024-05-12 18:52:27

She’s literally me
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/296be71d8f3eeedba61e67b0a8c9ad48a83c3969038fd6216a760e3b5584b732.png

2024-05-12 14:15:10

I have sold the Fediverse to Blackrock Investment Group. Goodbye.

2024-05-12 11:13:05

Fedi users be like: “I’m just a girl, teehee :bunlove_rev: “
Then you find out that there’s 50 injured, 12 dead, and 3 missing because of them

2024-05-11 18:09:41

I have changed my profile picture to Yaseen 8 Bit Variation
Thank you to the lovely @npub1yj3…6fea for her hard work ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/293bc1c2e4c9d0229f454cc2992b9530bcf7fb2ad009ee64d4d01694c51db4a2.png

2024-05-11 17:23:51

Plural Americans be like:
I plegg allegiance to the fags

2024-05-10 16:15:13

💼
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/1d3a1534b1bbafabfef7e9580b980c86174b49ca095cec2caf65df54c51da32c.jpg

2024-05-10 14:31:31

:baba_love:
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/5630b8bb38d6bc7e65df5cbe690d0fa9904820ce76c699cef3ba5e6002465226.jpg

2024-05-10 10:42:50

My… Water is gone again?
Uh… What is happening to my water supply?

2024-05-10 10:05:53

All German homes are built with the Fritzbox in mind
The Fritzbox appears from the aether whenever someone moves in
It will always be there and always has been there

2024-04-25 08:56:46

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@npub166y…6dc6 I would never block you ❤️

2024-04-24 10:44:19

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@npub166y…6dc6
https://media.labyrinth.zone/media/376d0f9af804d10380254adc34885f3f4960bc3e5964428a72ac8dde36dca9f3.png

2024-04-19 22:24:22

When will the United States break up
Everyone’s been predicting it for like 300 years now
It’s such a common trope to have a Balkanised USA in fiction, but I feel like it’s as likely as China getting parliamentary democracy

2024-04-18 08:42:16

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@npub166y…6dc6 lmao WTF

2024-03-24 19:32:29

DONATE to Open AI? Isn’t that your job, Microsoft????
https://labyrinth.zone/media/e834a696-6046-420b-81c9-e9567ac25caa/Screenshot_20240324-193047.png

2024-03-21 17:13:00

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@npub166y…6dc6 but where am I?

2024-03-15 22:15:22

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@npub1650…ssvu EA killed Criterion