ADHDean

You may know me as the man who coined the word “spaghettivacation”  Humor, mostly. Rants, sometimes. Midvale School For The Gifted Alum.  Kindness costs nothing; give it to everyone you meet. Husband, dad, friend, ally. I really do have ADHD. Protect trans kids.  Photos I post are taken by me unless I state otherwise. Please don’t steal them.  Banner pic: (not by me) Charlie & Snoopy a la Van Gogh’s Starry Night  Avi pic: yours truly looking perplexed and yet somehow powerfully sexy

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2024-08-07 00:38:03

America needs Coach Dad

2024-06-27 01:06:30

Clearly, the answer to someone saying something shitty online is to say something even shittier to them

2024-06-19 01:40:46

Not becoming a billionaire because I chose a life of service and decency, as a bit

2024-05-24 14:11:21

Hey, @npub19fc…ay3c, we were *just* talking about Morgan Spurlock this week. Weird.
https://variety.com/2024/film/obituaries-people-news/morgan-spurlock-dead-super-size-me-1236015338/amp/

2024-05-19 23:27:13

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@npub19fc…ay3c Who was the guy who made Supersize Me and ended up with heart trouble?

2024-05-14 02:34:47

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@npub19fc…ay3c This is just the kind of insanity that Fallout is founded on. It’s got this cutesy pop culture sheen, but it’s dark to the core.

2024-03-21 18:38:20

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@npub1sfl…gczt Dang! How long did that take?!

2024-03-18 23:34:41

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@npub10xg…h39u With you here. Sad to say, Zendaya and Timothee Chalamet just don’t have the kind of chemistry that suggests epic romance. In fact, the vibe she put off was “annoyed by but tolerates him,” and his was “oh yeah, I’m supposed to have a girlfriend.”

2024-03-17 15:56:19

Jen and I have been married 16 years as of yesterday. We’ve been waiting for this anniversary because it’s longer than either of us were married to our first spouses. A petty goal, perhaps, but there it is.
She’s one of the best people I’ve ever met. Kind, intelligent, witty, beautiful. So much more. And I’m a better human being with her, so that’s nice, too.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/112/111/843/779/378/607/original/0b7a898774ebee2f.jpeg

2024-03-13 01:05:26

Break time thoughts: If God wanted me thin, They never would have invented Trader Joe’s Dark Russett Potato Chips.

2024-01-31 02:13:33

Music service that plays all the music from Star Trek episodes and movies: Spockify

2024-01-06 00:43:55

Tomorrow, we’ll FINALLY get to enjoy our Christmas Lasagna.
Oh, and the family is coming and whatever.

2023-11-15 01:42:56

Dog people are like “Barney is such a lovable floof, he is pure joy and love and happiness.”
Cat people are like “Hera has not tried to murder me this month, I think she’s beginning to tolerate me.”

2023-08-25 02:15:08

Chris Christie could boost his numbers by like 10% minimum if he posts a TikTok of himself tonight saying “I, too, am 6’3” and 215!” with a stupid grin on his face.

2023-08-16 01:55:54

I find myself really missing our sweet girl Summer this evening. She was the “doggiest” dog I’ve ever had the pleasure of knowing. We rescued her when our son-in-law spotted her as a stray on the side of the road, just skin and bones and eating roadkill. She was full of parasites and had parvo. She beat the odds and became an instantly beloved member of the family. Penny, our Dachshund, immediately took to her. Sadie the Chihuahua took longer, but Summer won her over, just as she did everyone who met her. She never really lost her stray instincts, constantly on sentry duty. But she loved with her whole heart, and she will always be in mine. I miss you terribly, SummaSumma.
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2023-08-15 20:59:23

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@npub1dm5…5sqe My OP is a kind of tacit comment about the minions who are now indicted thanks to our former president, and we’ve already heard rumblings of “my boss told me to” with regard to previous charges/indictments. Seeing the very long list of defendants on last night’s announcement has me thinking about that today.

2023-08-15 20:33:45

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@npub1dm5…5sqe I get what you’re saying, but a judge isn’t really going to take privilege into account when determining whether somebody broke the law. That fact might mitigate punishment to some extent, but it won’t exonerate.

2023-08-15 15:34:43

A really cool and good thing to remember is that if someone does bad things because their boss told them to, they’re still responsible for the bad things they do.

2023-08-06 01:19:29

Might I gently suggest that this evening, some of y’all stop replying and just enjoy the cat pics.

2023-07-12 01:39:28

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She’s gone, y’all. We don’t really know what happened, but it was fast. The vet said it looked like she’d had a stroke or an aneurism. We’re heartbroken.

2023-07-12 01:09:22

Y’all, Jen called me. Our pup, Summer, is REALLY, REALLY sick. I’m stuck at a camp, so Jen’s taking her to the vet now. Any good energy/vibes/prayers are appreciated. Yeah, she’s “just a dog,” but she’s family.
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/110/698/430/750/050/579/original/156251d0526591bb.jpeg

2023-06-25 14:46:24

Do yourself a favor and start pronouncing bluesky as “Blewski.”

2023-06-13 01:39:11

The longer I live, the more adamant I am that we need to give everyone the opportunity to be who they are and just thrive.

2023-05-17 12:34:44

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@npub109v…v0cw We both know she’s the brains of the operation, but she’s blessedly humble.

2023-05-15 10:07:38

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@npub13wx…clkn Thanks for sharing this!

2023-05-12 22:39:13

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@npub1ru0…47qd Mom’s Pink Box was the name of my band in college

2023-05-12 18:59:09

REMINDER: you’re only allowed to eat at Chick Fil-A if you shout “JESUS LOVES GAY PEOPLE” when you order.

2023-05-11 12:17:44

puffed wheat: whoa, you must work out
shredded wheat: what gave it away, fat boy

2023-05-10 23:34:01

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@npub1r3p…dz2z I loved that they got the people of the town to play along.

2023-05-10 23:20:11

#SongInMyHead right now: Stay High by Brittany Howard (of the Alabama Shakes)
https://youtu.be/CfizQsGWOxI

2023-05-09 12:56:19

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@npub1r3p…dz2z Do you have a genre calendar? “On Toosdays, ve play 𝕸𝕰𝕿𝕬𝕷”

2023-05-09 12:53:36

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@npub1r3p…dz2z 100% agree. Now I’m just letting the compilation album play through.

2023-05-09 12:32:22

#SongInMyHead this morning: American Girl by Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers
https://youtu.be/SIhb-kNvL6M

2023-05-07 14:56:53

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@npub1r3p…dz2z Good morning.

2023-05-07 01:23:46

The Name Of The Rosé
#WineASongOrMovie
#HashtagGames
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2023-05-06 02:02:22

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@npub1r3p…dz2z Just purchased Diver Down, so problem solved.

2023-05-05 23:54:34

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@npub1hyg…mem5 @npub1r3p…dz2z How about Scout, our ridiculously handsome neighbor dog
https://media.beige.party/media_attachments/files/110/318/764/389/428/999/original/4dfa961a56329222.jpeg

2023-05-05 23:41:36

There is no such thing as Stormtrooper bukkake

2023-05-04 00:51:18

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@npub1esh…5fqz WHY THE HELL DO CIVILIANS HAVE ACCESS TO INCENDIARY ROUNDS

2023-05-03 18:49:54

An action/horror movie about malevolent Nabisco trucks called Snacksimum Overdrive

2023-05-02 21:22:35

If you need some deep cleaning done today, find someone with ADHD who has a paper due tomorrow morning

2023-05-02 15:09:51

It would be awesome to see Texas Roadhouse pay the single largest damages/settlement of any civil rights lawsuit anywhere, ever. I will not eat there again.
https://www.rawstory.com/confederate-flag-2659934399/

2023-04-29 00:53:55

My watch vibrates. I check the screen, and it reminds me to stand up. I rise. I walk. I open the cupboard and grab some cookies. Thank you, watch.

2023-04-28 02:43:30

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#[0] 13 books so far. That’s a lot of reading!

2023-04-28 01:48:28

Y’all real quick give a listen to Held by Spoon
https://youtu.be/E02Afe_G8G4

2023-04-28 01:14:42

Just gonna be honest here: To hell with bluesky; I’m at my social media limit. If Mastoton tanks, I’m going back to writing my jokes in bus station toilet stalls.

2023-04-27 12:54:28

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#[0] Oh Annie, the things we interpreters see and hear.

2023-04-24 23:17:30

I got irradiated with hate as a kid, but instead of dying inside I became the hulk of dad jokes

2023-04-24 20:59:00

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#[0] #[1] there should be stiff penalties for this kind of negativity

2023-04-24 18:06:22

Necrophiliacs literally dig sex

2023-04-21 11:20:29

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#[0] Stefan.

2023-04-21 11:17:51

#[0] this morning: Tool’s Forty Six & 2 as performed by the kids of the O’Keefe Music Foundation.
If you’ve never seen any of their videos, check out what O’Keefe does. It’s good stuff.
https://youtu.be/mYKLvYGqaC0

2023-04-20 15:45:08

It is the year 2063. People are flying flags that read “ TRUMP 2064“ despite the fact that Donald Trump has been dead for nearly 40 years. He is revered as a national hero, and the populace dares not speak ill of him. Nobody wants the Correction Squads coming for them.

2023-04-07 22:48:32

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#[0] From the bad idea place, apparently. Had to get the new truck realigned because we added levelers.

2023-04-07 21:50:36

Silly me, thinking a day off was for doing nothing

2023-04-07 18:47:24

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#[0] Echeveria are like a living mandala.

2023-04-06 14:25:56

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#[0] technically, Magic mushrooms are a natural high

2023-04-06 14:22:24

Hey friends, you’re gonna want to follow #[0] and #[1], who draws the Alarmingly Bad comic.

2023-04-03 22:00:09

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#[0] that’s good stuff.

2023-04-03 17:10:24

So they’re just gonna let him hop on a plane? Make the bastard drive to NY.

2023-04-03 15:36:56

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#[0] That’s okay, amigo, we have a landline with one of those 30’ cords and I’ve been trying to extract myself from the coils for ages. We’re good here, Inky fam bro dude. Glad you’re back!

2023-04-03 15:31:48

Y’all listen. LISTEN. There’s a dude here called #[0], and he’s one of the best humans ever. He’s hilarious and genuine. You’d never go wrong by giving him a follow and interacting. Inky is simply one of the best.

2023-04-03 02:54:06

I love how tons of tv shows and movies have protagonists who are horrible people whom we call “flawed” and “gritty” and “realistic” but then we can’t understand how horrible people get elected to public office

2023-04-03 01:21:16

My mom: since you work with Deaf people , do you know of a clock that can wake me up? I can never hear my-
Me: *closing the Amazon app* it will be here on Saturday.
☝️ *literally just happened* ☝️

2023-04-02 11:33:57

#[0] this morning: Wonder by Natalie Merchant

2023-03-31 11:08:14

A friendly reminder: PROTECT TRANS KIDS

2023-03-30 11:16:21

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I do this all the time. I assume others use words in the same way I do, so I’ll say nonplussed meaning gobsmacked and my friend will say he’s nonplussed meaning he’s completely unaffected, and English is stupid.

2023-03-30 03:24:06

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2023-03-30 03:02:02

I’m in the doldrums and it’s disgusting

2023-03-29 18:08:28

*Glumly returning my new Dewalt router after learning they’re not actually called BEVELED eggs*

2023-03-27 01:39:18

Do you hate it when others sneeze a lot? Well, as a hayfever sufferer, I’m looking achoo

2023-03-26 12:46:38

I’m beginning to think a global EMP might be the only thing that can save humanity