✠ᛟSanta-Jawsᛟ✠

Everything I poast here is a joke unless I say otherwise through very elaborate morse code

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2023-10-29 16:19:38

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Guys will look at this and just say "Hell yeah"
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2023-10-28 21:53:47

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Think of it like this: the conversion is part of the thrill

2023-10-26 00:45:44

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Of course of course

2023-10-24 17:19:55

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I want games to be cool again, thats what i want

2023-10-24 02:44:32

Halo continues to teach me the importance of sacrifice youtu.be/n-B462gc4mw?si=T7go__nX1FtaU5Ah

2023-10-23 21:37:06

How much we betting that assaults against jews by middle easterners in the west are going to be blamed on White people. Or has it already happened

2023-10-21 12:12:10

Like how "banned books" have just become "what ever is fine now but used to be considered degenerate and obscene" instead books that actually upset the ideological order of the age. orwell couldn't have predicted language subversion to be so fucking gay and retarded
#note1sfc…jjpp

2023-10-21 11:11:52

Hmm, get coffee or raw dog the pain of the morning

2023-10-21 11:02:09

Good Niggy morning
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2023-10-14 12:30:43

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The gay retard community (everyone)

2023-10-13 13:53:47

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placing bets that svens the first one to eventually go "you know what, fuck these kikes. Unironically"

2023-10-11 22:00:34

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pfft I'm too busy trying to save myself

2023-10-11 21:29:10

We can show her, right guys?
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2023-10-09 20:45:52

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theres a time that me and my dad was doing demo work in a basement filled with black mold, and these rebreathers that we got were so shit that we could breathe better without them. Probably ended up with some black mold in my system. Maybe i can have some kind of hivemind communication with Pippa as a result

2023-10-09 16:45:23

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Fuck it, one struggle
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2023-10-09 15:46:17

BREAKING: Reports have come in that U.S Hamas sect militants have broken into YouTube influencer and sister of political commentator, Abby Shapiros house and has kidnapped her. The militants are now selling her feet pics on the dark web. More at 11

2023-10-09 15:17:03

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My statement on all of yesterdays todays and tomorrows news can be summed up with this.
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2023-10-07 14:48:48

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Looks like egypt tattled if true
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2023-10-07 14:46:47

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Pretty sure iran already pledged his suppor. Assad next?

2023-10-07 14:45:01

looks like Hezbollah has joined in
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2023-10-03 17:07:50

at this point, i can eat pineapple on pizza with no problems, but just prefer it separate. pretty sure thats normal? Right? I don't even know what the fuck normal is or isn't anymore
#note1qp2…yl33

2023-10-02 15:36:12

You ever just
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2023-10-01 14:32:38

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singing enjoy the silence was the best thing this fucker ever did.

2023-09-30 23:36:34

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If they could just be in a perpetual cycle of poasting cat videos, that'd be very nice

2023-09-30 23:31:16

me head hurt

2023-09-30 23:25:04

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ALWAYS LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE OF LIFE 🎶🎶
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2023-09-30 23:19:01

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thank you woodshop man for saying what a lot of us are thinking, very cool

2023-09-30 23:15:53

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I just mean blackpilling shit in general. I just added nigger for emphasis

2023-09-30 23:07:37

Really tired of blackpilled nigger shit

2023-09-29 14:29:50

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2023-09-29 12:31:32

Gm
https://i.poastcdn.org/b193e629ad30117a45aa303c819dfe7bdad54d112a9ee3f1be2cce6e70779e13.mp4

2023-09-27 17:02:50

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I know about black rifle coffee because living where I am and meeting a basic bitch conservative who thinks his interests are unique and underrated is about as common as breathing air.

2023-09-24 16:57:36

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Nice. I appreciate it. I want to be able to make the threads as quality as they were on 8chan before it got wiped out and replaced by a worse version, but I doubt the first threads will be very impressive

2023-09-24 13:08:00

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That would be very helpful

2023-09-24 13:06:07

Need to recover some resources for Poast edition of SIG and NSG. There were some really good pastebins and archives that seem lost now. I look around but I can’t promise anything.
#note1qgr…hgk4

2023-09-24 13:01:36

Clean your room and wash your penis but for Hitler, not Jordan Peterson.
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2023-09-23 23:18:45

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[laugh track intensifies]

2023-09-23 22:19:25

>I don’t have this unending hatred of hearing Christmas music early
>I get to laugh at people who do
#note1eu2…vfgg
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2023-09-23 22:12:57

Cleaned my room. In spite of ZOG and in honor of Christ, not for Jordan Peterson. (Yes I did it for Hitler too)

2023-09-23 19:38:29

What a day

2023-09-23 11:24:09

My notifications are just endless amounts of shark girl’s. I couldn’t be happier about it. If there was something dumb in there, I couldn’t see it because of all the shark girl pictures

2023-09-22 16:43:04

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youtu.be/shAprRAcK3E?si=tkg7_s0DEsDbCO1K

2023-09-22 16:38:50

THIS LONESOME COWBOY LONGS FOR THE BIG SALOON IN THE SKY

2023-09-22 16:37:33

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA so on and so forth

2023-09-21 14:49:23

Pain. Agony. Melancholy if I may be so bold youtu.be/BITUqBenxh0?si=F58OCo8EiS-Z8XLJ

2023-09-21 03:02:45

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Not even saying this for ideological reasons, all the Nazi and Japanese characters characters are better written. There’s a huge drop off even in acting with the resistance characters. It’s honestly sad too. Yeah I’m naturally going to root for the Nazi characters but give me something to at least respect or appreciate in the people that are supposed to be the bad guys.

2023-09-21 02:59:40

The problem isn’t self inserts, the problem is that the people who are doing the most self inserting in stories are just enormously unlikable people. If John Smith in man of the high castle was a self insert, I’d say that’s a damn good self insert. But all the self inserts were the resistance characters, and they all suck. Man I wonder why.

2023-09-20 21:53:53

And for the grand finale
I hope you understand my ideological tendencies perfectly, I hope my views are presented plainly and with crystal clarity with none of you being put off are confused at all.
#note1p7u…cclp
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2023-09-20 21:46:30

Alright, for real this time
#note1pru…zs7y
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2023-09-20 21:41:42

Just kidding here’s the real one
#note1pqn…zh5u
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2023-09-20 21:31:24

Hello, I’m the worst person you’ll ever meet and these are my political opinions. Do you want to be friends
#note1sfj…khcv
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2023-09-20 20:38:30

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He’ll shred me limb from limb but at least he’ll look cool doing it
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2023-09-20 20:34:04

I’ve seen so much badass art of wendigos that i don’t think of them as something that’s scary. Sure, they’d be terrifying to come face to face with but so many depictions go extremely hard

2023-09-18 11:55:59

I had three thoughts when looking at this.
1. Holy shit, I found good art. Praise the Lord
2. He must have absolutely mogged the shit out a Roman soldier lmao, get fucked Italy
3. Oh no, faggots are going to see this and make it all about gay shit aren’t they
Sure enough, I reversed searched it to try finding the painter, and there was a link to a reddit thread about it. 90% of the people there were projecting their homoerotic fantasies on it. WHY CANT GOOD THINGS JUST STAY GOOD THINGS
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2023-09-16 04:48:46

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I mean they interpret and follow the constitution purely based on convenience so i don’t see why pushing an amendment is even an option. Seems more symbolic than anything, not that it’ll actually get through.

2023-09-16 04:40:04

>gun safety freedoms
Oh fuck off tell me that isn’t real lmao
#note124a…h5zw

2023-09-13 01:55:27

@npub1tdf…p9pl important
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2023-09-12 00:54:40

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Looks like a blast

2023-09-09 14:45:57

My life be like oooooooo waaaaa
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2023-09-09 12:51:35

I’m sorry but I call complete bullshit on that being the purpose from the beginning
#note1erh…84yr

2023-09-06 23:06:14

Ladies and gentlemen:
Retardation
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2023-09-03 22:22:16

All the new Holo en members are absolutely unhinged and I can’t tell if I love it or hate it

2023-09-02 19:25:19

This reminds me before i became a National Socialist, one of the people I went to school with was this fat fuck that never shut the fuck up about overpopulation.
It pissed me off one time when he was talking about hitler and how he actually was good because he helped cull the population, not because he was giving hitler props, but because of the entire premise of “genocide good because too many people bad”. It didn’t help that he looked like he lived at a McDonald’s and if he was right, he’s exactly the sort that should be culled.
#note1k2u…42n7

2023-08-31 14:42:59

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Don’t care if this real, it’s real in my mind

2023-08-26 18:47:25

Fucking love this song youtu.be/4-HPem1-PKQ?si=CiywBIQ1RlK0qYn8

2023-08-25 00:54:10

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Shit you got a point

2023-08-25 00:52:49

Trump knew he could have resisted without worry but he also knew he needed the mugshot for the black vote

2023-08-23 19:44:45

I still have some thoughts about the Mitsubishi electric toaster
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2023-08-23 18:56:27

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The dude with the same name as a morrowind character who’s running for president apparently wants to launch a special military operation against Mexico. Maybe black water or whatever their going by now can make a come back and do their own glorified field trip to D.C

2023-08-23 18:47:23

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Ruled by Jews? Ruled by chinks? Ruled by the FSB? How bout I’m doing none of em
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2023-08-23 18:36:14

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WNs hoping no one wins:
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2023-08-22 04:25:24

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https://i.poastcdn.org/c519cb0aea2f51ae586f68e594f0dda22bc4833629553af41b143487c3ab9fc2.mp4

2023-08-21 16:25:26

Nice guy national socialism is the way, thanks for letting the people know.
#note1lug…qje7

2023-08-20 18:48:25

Fucking Melon 💚
#note1vyt…fe27

2023-08-20 17:24:26

Soon the White Juche state of Alaska will be born. It’ll be awful. Terrible. You’ll be forced to live off the land. No social media. The populace will know nothing of the outside world, other than what they need to so they can protect Great White Juche Alaska. Absolutely horrendous.
#note1ct8…vs3w

2023-08-20 17:16:37

Sounds like a nightmare
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2023-08-18 13:28:47

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A certified nigger feast may consist of:
Watermelon
Koolaid
Fried chicken
Nigger dirt cookies
Bricks of corn starch
Fish fried in motor oil
Glue for sniffing purposes
And Hennessy to watch it all down

2023-08-16 23:32:06

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2023-08-16 23:31:52

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2023-08-16 17:39:29

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Huh, who knew

2023-08-16 14:20:54

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Alright I’ve changed my mind

2023-08-15 23:20:59

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Yeah, i don’t like the smell of cigarettes that much. I also never intend on even trying weed for the same reason

2023-08-15 23:06:43

I picked up pipe smoking specifically because Rockwell and MacArthur did it. I know how that sounds. I make no apologies

2023-08-15 20:03:28

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It’d be a tricky situation if both seemed fucking whacked in the head. Couldn’t even blame the courts if something like that reared it’s ugly face. I’d go as far as to say a lot of people that end up in situations like that probably should have never been allowed to breed in the first place, but that’s just my fucked up way of looking at things, and probably an over reaction

2023-08-15 19:53:37

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It’s important to add that a woman has to be absolutely horrid for custody to be given to the father save for maybe a few circumstances, like pretty much unsalvageable.

2023-08-15 16:01:23

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I wonder what kind of stick someone has to have up their ass where they get upset that things they don’t like are in a game but you can fight and/or destroy those things anyway. Shitlib behavior tbh

2023-08-15 14:33:00

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BG3 sounds like a shitty game but I can appreciate that when you buy a shitty game, that’s the last purchase involving that shitty game you have to worry about.

2023-08-15 05:20:52

It’s striking to me that the day of the rope isn’t described by pierce in the Turner Diaries as a joyful occasion, but an unavoidable consequence of situation. The vivid detail and description of horrors and the similarity of it to the systems own crimes. This doesn’t take away from the systems guilt, just emphasizes the bleakness of the situation.

2023-08-14 21:55:03

The first sign as a kid that this life was going to be goofy was seeing greenland not be very green and Iceland not be very icy on the map

2023-08-14 21:23:56

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I heard you can pay crows in peanuts to bring you things

2023-08-14 21:22:22

I feel like what would be better than having a pet is being pals with a wild animal that just kind of shows up to your property when it feels like it and just chills out until it feels the need to go back into the forest. That sounds pretty nice.

2023-08-10 17:29:51

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Wait a minute is my idea already real? poa.st/objects/3a7d2e6d-9fcb-445a-840c-bea27122b02c

2023-08-09 13:51:50

The name of the game in Florida is luxury and short term comfort. I think that’s one of the main reasons i have this problem where I feel like i don’t belong here. I always go after the manual labor jobs and then for a large portion I have to walk around aimlessly looking for something to do. Meanwhile there are places where you learn skills by simply having to survive there, and the idea you suffer short term for long term fulfillment isn’t a philosophy, it’s common sense.

2023-08-07 01:23:48

I love my friends
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2023-08-06 16:46:52

Had a long 4 hour talk with a good friend of mine, and at some point we talked about presidents and I called Andrew Jackson the only good democrat and Teddy Roosevelt the only good republican. He said “the only good democrat is a dead one…which works because Andrew Jackson is a good democrat and he’s dead” and i said “well the only good republican is a dead republican, and Teddy Roosevelt is dead so there you go”. There was a strong silence for a second, pretty sure we were both lamenting our lack of good leaders.

2023-08-06 15:29:25

Well, just learned how small the strongholds of abolitionists were before the civil war and who started it. Apparently it was the New England puritans. Weird so a group that is heavily demonized today played a significant part in a group that’s lionized in the modern American mythos. Tucker_carlson_saying_thats_so_weird_in_a_funny_voice.mp4

2023-08-06 02:18:54

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I need to eat blueberries more often. Heard they’re good for memory too. Not sure how true that is

2023-08-06 02:08:44

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That’s good. Although I’ve always doubted everytime I heard how bad red meat supposedly is for you. I’d think if it was lean meat it’d be just fine but idk. I’m still not a health expert. It’s pretty hard though for the average person to stock their fridge with lean meat so I can’t imagine they’d mention that just for the people that have easy access to it

2023-08-06 01:56:19

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That’ll do some work. Any meats or are you just relying on eggs for protein

2023-08-06 01:30:01

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Save ordering it for a special occasion. Have some people over so you don’t get too greedy, and then get on your shit the day after so no progress is hindered. Ideal way to go about things