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2024-09-04 04:37:31

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This is my face. I look very white but I have black hair.
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2024-08-12 08:57:43

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The hypersociality that drives people to live in densely populated areas correlates with over-emotionality and extreme empathy to the point of disorder, traits antithetical to competence and ones much more common among the left. Pretty intuitive when you think about it.

2024-08-11 23:24:29

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Then why even live?

2024-08-11 23:23:34

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You could have had Culver's.
You could have prevented this.

2024-08-11 02:21:39

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Severe alcohol deficiency probably, but I'm not a doctor.

2024-08-11 02:19:13

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The cat meme account saying "the right hates this" is the meme, though.

2024-08-11 02:16:35

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The problem is that the current administration is so fake and gay that everyone believes all the fake and gay stuff is actually official fake and gay stuff without even trying to discern whether or not it's just a meme.
https://i.poastcdn.org/5fae25311e6d530fbd452ecb22bd945f2d60fe32a04048d5916afe246a067e2a.jpg

2024-08-04 05:03:14

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If he is or isn't, he's saying things I support so I'll applaud him in that. But I wouldn't trust him to stay consistent and wouldn't pretend he's actually on my side, especially considering that he's a liberal.

2024-08-03 23:43:13

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The funny thing is this meme underscores my point that Trump is an exaggerator. He says things like that even though we can clearly see they're not the case.

2024-08-03 22:39:32

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In all honestly, this is the dumbest thing to nitpick. You saw the blood on his face. He was clearly bleeding. Who gives a shit how much blood was or wasn't on his hand?

2024-08-02 08:54:32

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No justice in this world. God I hope the one near me stays open.

2024-08-02 08:50:38

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The takeout margaritas from Outback come in mason jars and they honestly have no right to be as good as they are.

2024-08-02 03:04:57

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An argument from agreement. I love doing that.

2024-07-31 06:16:46

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What the hell man, you used to be cool.

2024-07-31 04:55:36

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I had a dream where I met God and it turns out she's an apathetic middle aged Japanese woman named Miio who takes baths all day.

2024-07-30 07:45:40

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All of the "[demographic] for [candidate]" marketing campaigns exist because they're targeting a specific demographic that doesn't poll well with the candidate. They aren't going to waste money preaching to the choir, they want to get people from outside. So it's pretty safe to assume that White dudes generally don't like Kamala and latinos don't like Trump.

2024-07-30 04:21:13

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Not bad for a cam version, but almost surprised there's no slotlights watermark.

2024-07-28 22:55:47

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Wait, what Agalloch album is this?

2024-07-27 21:36:18

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Sorry, only had a little time to scroll poast while waiting for a thing IRL.

2024-07-27 21:28:05

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I like the message, not the hair.

2024-07-26 06:06:10

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Never really paid much attention to beanie man, but doesn't he occasionally make absurd hyperbolic posts like that to make a point? Like some fusion of parody and irony that's easily lost if you take everything at face value?

2024-07-25 07:39:55

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Ok she can't be that bad, can she?
>watches
Yeah wow she deserves every bit of backlash and worse, literal garbage human, into the trash she goes.

2024-07-21 03:06:14

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>big 80s hair
:uoh:

2024-07-21 00:17:36

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Meanwhile the one guy who has a Discover card sits there gloating. (I have no idea if it would even work there)

2024-07-20 04:19:25

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You can't eat GDP, genius.

2024-07-19 22:02:09

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Looks just like the bunnies we have around my place. It's hard to take good pictures of them, but yours are great.

2024-07-19 21:56:34

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I'm just surprised at how well he's expressing normal human emotions here. Technology really has come a long way, hasn't it.

2024-07-19 07:59:01

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Stop eating potatoes. No I will not elaborate further.

2024-07-13 05:46:30

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Well this looks like it could be a cute premise so what could be wrong with oh God what oh no oh no no no no

2024-07-11 04:31:55

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Agalloch - Marrow of the Spirit
Cult of Luna - A Dawn to Fear
Eupana - So Many Suns
Isis - Panopticon
Mouth of the Architect - The Ties that Blind
Rosetta - The Galilean Satellites
Every single Russian Circles album

2024-07-10 21:06:22

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>Jordan Peterson
>is exceptionally bad
>at writing haikus

2024-07-05 20:49:24

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When the entire world has been conquered, men must conquer themselves.

2024-07-05 19:53:46

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She doesn't understand the Roman Empire, therefore she's not a man. Sorry, that's just how it is, I don't make the rules.

2024-07-05 18:09:54

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The gayest thing you've read all year so far.

2024-07-05 05:07:02

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The pussy isn't worth it. Source: trust me bro thousand yard stare

2024-07-04 14:42:15

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You don't understand. We're celebrating all the good stuff about the country, not the bad.

2024-07-04 13:44:05

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With how sudden his spergout was, you'd think that was the first time he looked at a bill for server storage and realized that it costs money.

2024-07-03 03:18:06

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(Finding a woman who's interested in you is left as an exercise for the reader)

2024-07-02 05:14:07

#bridemonth never ends
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2024-07-02 04:58:13

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After reading that whole exchange, I think I'm starting to understand why graf hates dramaniggers so much.

2024-06-30 00:56:59

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Currently at 3136 hours on Ark Survival Ascended. Don't play it.

2024-06-29 23:31:10

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Third row, eighth column, going down-right. Easy.

2024-06-29 05:57:20

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I should make a new twitter account just to bully Jeff Tiedrich.

2024-06-29 05:51:33

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It turned into that sitcom kind of format where they set the premise and then just do episodic stuff all within the same outline, never trying to advance the plot or have anything fundamentally change. I kinda hate that, but love the premise and the characters.

2024-06-29 05:20:01

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Lol
https://i.poastcdn.org/ac4a0e3c52193e05ca1d6cbf7f59c32ce2fb9354b39e9176c1d65bd0070880f2.jpg

2024-06-29 03:36:11

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That's just politics, but its machinations have been laid bare so it's more obvious now.

2024-06-28 03:05:23

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If you have any bidenbro friends or family, take a moment to call them and offer a kind word of encouragement in these trying times.

2024-06-28 03:02:32

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CNN commentators are trashing Biden more than Trump. I'm afraid it's confirmed now. It's officially joever.

2024-06-25 01:02:06

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Why are people laughing at this? It's not a joke. It's not even ironic. It's the shameful truth that you're all too scared to admit.

2024-06-22 13:47:35

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>liberalism is the cancer killing society
Always has been.

2024-06-21 23:38:48

#foxgirlfriday #bridemonth
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2024-06-21 15:40:35

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Doesn't really matter, does it? She destroyed the illusion. That's what people really want.

2024-06-21 01:30:21

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Everything that everyone mentioned already, and also boron. But most places won't have boron supplements, so you could get a lot of fruits that have it naturally instead. Prunes, avocados, raisins, and peaches are the best sources.
I'd still recommend getting an actual supplement. 6 mg/day will make a massive difference.

2024-06-19 23:55:19

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Every time a conservative posts one of these retarded takes, it just makes the democrats sound cool.

2024-06-18 12:49:01

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We've had one drama hellthread about gab niggers, yes, but how about a second one? (Please don't, I'm begging you please stop)

2024-06-14 06:22:19

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It's entirely 100% autism and I fully appreciate it because it's useful and awesome.

2024-06-13 10:49:35

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Sounds like a concept that they could have done in a single episode of The Twilight Zone instead of getting dragged out for a bunch of seasons.

2024-06-10 18:34:39

Still undefeated in debate. Wolf in a sea of sheep. Cope and seethe jabronis, cope and seethe!
#note17a5…mlht
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2024-06-08 23:14:49

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I am going to commit acts of terrorism on Canada.

2024-06-08 06:37:21

#foxgirlfriday but it's still #bridemonth
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2024-06-08 04:07:01

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They suffer so we don't have to. Seems downright noble of them when you think about it.

2024-06-07 14:55:27

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Is that Spider Jerusalem?

2024-06-06 03:54:00

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This feels wrong to me and at first I wanted to say something but then I remembered that I cook all of my food in the microwave and I should be that absolute last person on this earth to judge another person's food.

2024-06-06 03:47:55

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The movie with Brendan Fraser. It was pretty gay and disgusting, but it was a true tragedy and that's something you don't see in movies very often.

2024-06-06 03:42:30

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You know how in The Whale the whole point was that the guy's existence was a warning for others to avoid his sad story? In the same way, some people's existence surely must be a joke for others to laugh at and feel better about themselves by comparison.

2024-06-04 07:31:30

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Never heard of that being a thing. I've had mine since I was 18 or maybe a little older.

2024-06-04 07:08:52

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They don't take Discover, why do they not want my money?

2024-06-04 06:39:37

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Never use tobacco, but if you need something for the stress relief then consider nicotine pouches instead.

2024-06-03 17:43:26

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2024-06-03 15:05:14

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"When a dog you hate fights another dog you hate, you don't cheer for a winner. You cheer for the amount of blood on the ground."

2024-06-03 15:03:25

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I have no idea what's wrong with everyone, or me, but a quarter of a can is way more than enough. Even with a couple sips I can feel the pain in my intestines as it the acidic mass of poison slowly moves through my system. How does everyone handle that much?

2024-06-03 12:09:08

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I can't do it. Her hair is just wrong, it's not where it's supposed to be. Utterly revolting.
But them tiddies though.

2024-05-31 15:44:00

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You actually use YouTube without uBlock Origin?

2024-05-31 01:41:19

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They cited it in the first paragraph. It's very easy to find even though they didn't link it: jneurosci.org/content/39/39/7748
Here are some more studies for your consideration: dogsbite.org/dog-bite-statistics-index-dog-bite-studies.php

2024-05-30 15:41:08

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You argue like a redditor.

2024-05-30 14:46:34

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Posting this unironically, deal with it.
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2024-05-30 09:49:06

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>once again two RW groups fight each other instead of their common enemy
As is tradition.

2024-05-28 11:39:07

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Am... am I being groomed? How fun!

2024-05-27 06:22:58

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You know what, I'm going to say it. She looks really cute despite the short hair. It's still full and thick and healthy, so that works for me.

2024-05-27 05:53:15

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2024-05-26 15:58:05

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2024-05-26 15:46:46

@npub1edp…vqpu
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2024-05-26 14:42:04

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2024-05-26 14:35:07

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Some redditor is probably writing up an overly verbose screed about horseshoe theory in response to this.

2024-05-26 14:28:48

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(Guy who only listens to Agalloch) Gettin' some real Agalloch vibes from this.

2024-05-24 04:31:14

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Keep guessing
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2024-05-24 04:26:37

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I have some suggestions if you're looking for a new fetish.
Actually just one.
https://i.poastcdn.org/d08928c0522b17b29c33d8f3f88ec06daf25cadd519302ed169b137995e2cdc2.jpg

2024-05-23 08:15:43

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Not familiar with Loki enough to tell if that's a compliment but I'll just assume it is.

2024-05-20 01:16:32

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2024-05-20 00:34:04

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I reject your false dichotomy. Big heavy hangers princess wife.
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2024-05-17 23:56:30

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This kind of desire seems more and more normal the longer I think about it.
https://i.poastcdn.org/7487cd21802dbd4fc5fa7985a01a79227bb4f105bc7f43b6cdc532411cd43755.jpg

2024-05-16 14:13:30

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Well yeah, Aaron Turner is musical genius.

2024-05-15 09:19:46

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I would love to eat butter with her.

2024-05-13 09:41:11

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Whatever demonic spirit manifested itself to help craft Panopticon desperately needs to come back because we need more of that stuff.

2024-05-12 04:01:29

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I'm just glad that it's predominantly the insufferable liberal types removing themselves from the gene pool. The future belongs to those who value life. It's shame it'll take a few generations to make a significant enough demographic shift. Would be better if we sterilized them all now.

2024-05-12 03:44:30

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2024-05-05 13:07:31

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Can't sleep, clussy will honk me
Can't sleep, clussy will honk me
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2024-05-03 15:28:17

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Awfully trusting with it around cords.
Take good care of your buns.

2024-05-01 14:40:38

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>implying that they'll share user data when the US government requests it
As expected.

2024-04-25 03:40:54

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Ok, hear me out for a minute. This exact kind of thing with healing a damaged girl, plus cute elf, plus long hair. That's Archdemon's Dilemma, and I cannot possibly put into words how much I love it.