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2024-01-14 17:25:23

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@npub1rm0…9jhy @npub1vdg…fj9c it’s pink. Anyone with an IQ knows that almost all vans have white trim.

2024-01-14 02:48:19

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@npub1737…t6ft I don’t even want to think about how this extends to the bedroom

2024-01-13 23:24:20

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@npub1q4k…tyqe and Biden is number two, while a mysterious number one pulls strings in the background. It all makes sense.

2024-01-13 23:07:27

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@npub1rm0…9jhy platforms for ladies are back. That mall hair can stay gone as far as I’m concerned.

2024-01-13 23:04:24

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@npub1kt3…pgcv are you kidding, I love everything about this. The building looks like a place where they take old people and make them into Soylent green. It’s pure evil and it’s awesome.

2024-01-13 20:01:57

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@npub1sp8…r6qm @npub13at…quy9 I was going to say that. Why are the eyes always like that?

2024-01-13 16:38:27

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@npub1gz0…530e @npub1v62…6c55 hence the culture importance of karaoke. Get scared and uncomfortable and pay for the privilege.

2024-01-13 16:27:59

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@npub1gz0…530e following. It’s our dog’s first freeze, I have no idea what he’s going to do. He has a little jacket that he hates

2024-01-13 01:38:45

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@npub1svu…thsv I only saw people bitching about it, never saw the actual poll. 🤷‍♀️

2024-01-13 01:35:22

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@npub1w5p…7gzp I’ve had two well gins so life is looking good

2024-01-12 16:07:05

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@npub1svu…thsv hahaha I knew it! He was treating those sea pigeons like little kings.

2024-01-11 16:35:07

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@npub1svu…thsv I hope he feeds the seagulls French fries, which are evidently their favorite food.

2024-01-11 14:59:42

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@npub1x2l…wwd6 they outsourced the labor. Of course. This kind of explains it though. Except how much of the tunnel already existed? I’m sure there was some, precedent already exists for tunnels to the mikvah bath for privacy reasons. Chabad people are like hippies, you can have a few in any town and things work out fine, but when they take over the place, things get weird.

2024-01-11 14:26:05

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@npub1v62…6c55 other people aren’t having colds AT you, you narcissist.

2024-01-10 21:13:05

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@npub1e04…2y0j I know a few people in that sect of Judaism and I’m pretty familiar with how they operate and this thing has me puzzled. There are two major warring factions, and no dynastic leader to force a peace. There’s dispute over the ownership of the building which is more than a synagogue, almost a holy shrine to them.
The weird part is the tunnel looks nothing like an ad-hoc tunnel dug by unskilled weirdos. Something doesn’t add up.

2024-01-10 18:00:55

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@npub1e04…2y0j me too. I use the Pilots on my car and motorcycles. Went with another brand for my last tire set on my motorcycle and I wasn’t impressed.

2024-01-10 16:38:26

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@npub1jdn…ycw3 just when I thought I was aware of ever niche convention, this comes up. For the record, I think it’s cool.

2024-01-10 02:48:39

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@npub1e4w…qyc5 I want to know what they did with all the dirt they supposedly excavated

2024-01-09 20:06:53

Now I feel better about UW losing last night.
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2024-01-09 20:03:55

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@npub1k0n…cqxm Ford ranger, but same deal.

2024-01-09 04:36:25

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@npub1vrv…97jm @npub18ej…7x7w @npub1dqj…8t50 I listened to an incredible investigative podcast about it and I’m convinced it was Paul too. It’s called “Your Own Backyard” and it was done by a local guy who didn’t have any journalism or broadcast background who just couldn’t stop thinking about the case.

2024-01-08 15:48:30

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@npub1aml…rzld @npub14w3…9vjx Axl Rose pulled it off. Other men not of Rock Star status should probably steer clear.

2024-01-08 15:35:54

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@npub1fvt…ywkw @npub1k0n…cqxm I think in England these things are automatically government property (at least the Detectorists show seems to think that) so at least here they pretend we get to keep things we find.

2024-01-08 15:34:31

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@npub1gs9…evp8 they are in my house. The internet is so full of AI generated crap articles now that it’s faster and probably more reliable to find practical information in books.

2024-01-06 17:16:54

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@npub1de9…y5yd
Yes. I get the sense that some people here have never really had a female friend no less a girlfriend.

2024-01-06 16:55:16

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@npub1wsv…0453 this one! They actually think he’s a convicted rapist. They can’t be convinced otherwise

2024-01-05 16:24:24

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@npub1ndk…zhj8 maybe funeral potatoes?

2024-01-04 19:46:23

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@npub1fvt…ywkw you can use a vacuum bleeder from the top but it has never been that successful in my experience and you may need to drill a nipple into your reservoir.

2024-01-04 18:11:42

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@npub1wag…f952 I do like the big tree energy. We have high ceilings but a small tree because we don’t have kids and holy shit big trees are expensive.

2024-01-04 18:09:22

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@npub1a39…5svx it’s hard to hate on lights.

2024-01-04 17:04:08

Only ONE tote of Christmas crap, and that is my hill to die on. I have been to many estate sales with whole rooms full of worthless red and green garbage destined for the landfill, and I will not succumb to décor hoarding. I don’t enjoy seasonal decorations, I have the same damn dish towels and pillows year round and somehow life goes on. Bah Humbug.
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2024-01-03 21:29:02

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@npub16l5…f9s2 I didn’t watch this so potential useless comment incoming: my sense is we are encouraged to eat vegetables, especially leafy greens, in large quantities because they are low in calories, so are basically seen as harmless filler for those who want to lose weight. I eat vegetables when they are fresh in my garden, when I crave them, when they are good in a recipe, but I no longer force a green vegetable with every meal “for health.”

2024-01-03 00:09:25

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@npub1gz0…530e I can’t eye roll enough at this

2024-01-01 18:20:23

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@npub1gz0…530e that’s how I always thought of fetish pants too. But I guess they reminded him of latex gear, which is a whole other thing.

2024-01-01 18:10:13

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@npub1v62…6c55 somehow they aren’t. However, I do have to oil the thighs or I can’t walk so there’s that.

2024-01-01 18:05:50

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@npub1p7e…3sxu gentle wash. They are fabric on the inside and actually pretty comfy

2024-01-01 18:05:25

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@npub1gz0…530e I think you nailed it. I was going to wear a big fuzzy sweater but I’ll save them for Vegas or a rock concert or whatever. I’m adding a lot of denim to my wardrobe these days.

2024-01-01 17:49:26

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Fetish or just cool bourgeois leggings?
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2024-01-01 17:40:56

Actual things my husband says to me “these people are normal Christian people, you can’t wear those vinyl pants, please just listen to me on this”
Me: “well then can I wear disco pants?”
For the record they were patent leather leggings and I think they are the coolest thing ever, but he thinks they look like fetish wear.

2024-01-01 17:35:13

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@npub1k0n…cqxm thanks for the reminder, I actually forgot to refill our guy’s worming prescription but I did it just now.

2024-01-01 06:31:39

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@npub1v62…6c55 pros: cool magnets from rock auto

2023-12-31 21:24:31

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@npub13at…quy9 it might even connect with sierra.

2023-12-31 21:13:47

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@npub1gz0…530e similarly, I don’t think Texas wants New Mexico

2023-12-31 21:12:09

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@npub1h6z…mvn7 I can’t find the original. You’ll have to use your imagination

2023-12-31 20:21:47

Someone’s creative imagining of a splintered America.
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2023-12-31 19:14:50

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@npub1gjv…nuca @npub19wl…aenr I’m following this with interest. Last time I drunk ordered, it was bootleg top gun t shirt. Sort of a letdown to be honest.

2023-12-31 16:11:44

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@npub1v62…6c55 wow, I was able to get married, buy a house, and start getting divorced all while being a youth.

2023-12-30 19:56:12

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@npub174j…3led that was a good show

2023-12-30 19:46:30

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@npub1yem…3tdu like the waitresses at the strip club probably know his name?

2023-12-30 19:43:59

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@npub174j…3led Beretta is a good girl name

2023-12-30 19:10:42

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@npub1gz0…530e the YouTube comments were a low quality men circle jerk lol. Even the guy who called me a three 🤣

2023-12-30 19:05:52

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@npub1sls…yr9t LOL. These girls were polite but unimpressed. Success!

2023-12-30 18:59:23

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@npub1gs9…evp8 lol it was kind of obvious they weren’t really interested, just wanted fodder for their “sincere approach” schtick

2023-12-30 18:57:07

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@npub1yem…3tdu you are right that gamification of everything is a problem.

2023-12-30 18:55:29

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@npub1rae…dgnn @npub1wqw…0j0p this is so incredibly Seattle. The whole sordid tale.

2023-12-30 18:31:13

Just a friendly reminder that pickup artists are scammers. Just found out a random polite small talk conversation I had with some guys in Vegas was filmed and posted to YouTube as a successful pickup approach. I could tell they were running a game and was completely uninterested, said I was married and am visibly rolling my eyes at them. All the comments: fire! You are a king! Like WTF is wrong with these people? Is it all to impress other men?

2023-12-30 18:25:42

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@npub1ave…5nwl @npub1rae…dgnn mechanical watches are wonderful to look at, feel and touch. Unfortunately they aren’t practical for everyone: the services are expensive, the movements can be damaged by vibration (such as riding a motorcycle) and they have a tall profile. Still, what a wonderful piece of engineering they are.

2023-12-30 18:23:01

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@npub1rae…dgnn yeah it was kind of a reach but safety culture is pretty extreme these days.

2023-12-29 16:59:39

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@npub1rae…dgnn could it be a safety thing, so the child can’t gain access to the battery or the watch itself and choke somehow?

2023-12-28 02:46:31

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@npub1yem…3tdu @npub1lmp…kj9q are all tuxedos weird floppers like that? Ours is the first cat I have had that relaxes belly-up.

2023-12-28 02:39:46

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@npub1yem…3tdu @npub1lmp…kj9q tuxedo cat paws are the cutest. My husband thinks I’m weird for taking so many pictures of the feet but I can’t help it. The big pad is striped. I love him so much
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2023-12-28 01:19:39

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@npub1yem…3tdu I’d take a 70 celica based on looks alone

2023-12-28 00:51:31

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@npub1yem…3tdu the GR Corolla is interesting.

2023-12-28 00:15:18

As the proud owner of an old-ass (but not classic) BMW I can confirm it’s a much more exciting choice.
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2023-12-27 22:16:53

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@npub1emk…07xe @npub1gjv…nuca wait until it falls off tomorrow lol

2023-12-27 20:33:37

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@npub14w3…9vjx @npub1uhy…y4d5 was it Oprah or someone who said she doesn’t want to get married because she doesn’t want anybody in her house?

2023-12-27 20:24:39

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@npub1emk…07xe @npub1gjv…nuca definitely don’t do this, but I filed down my temporary crown with a nail file, it was just plastic.

2023-12-27 20:12:59

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@npub1uhy…y4d5 I was sort of thinking the same thing. For starters, I actually like the company of men, which seems to be rare among my sex these days.

2023-12-27 00:55:06

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@npub17xr…7v9v $47 and change here.
If you pass through a Costco that sells liquor, Costco Canadian Blend used to be $30 a handle back in Washington and the taste is very similar to CR.

2023-12-26 21:00:31

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@npub1sp8…r6qm @npub1k0n…cqxm I was going to say the same thing! Females get grumpy when they get older.

2023-12-24 19:02:22

Very important pastry update
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2023-12-24 16:47:17

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@npub1yem…3tdu @npub19dz…prdp oh god they are all over 60 and weed is illegal here. It would be a mess. Probably a great time but a mess.

2023-12-24 16:24:24

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@npub1hdj…ck09 Jill Biden has a press secretary?

2023-12-24 16:03:48

Here we go: operation “make the neighbors like us even though we seem like yuppies and wear too much black and drive imported cars”.
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2023-12-24 15:52:15

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@npub1w5p…7gzp we need this because watching TV every waking hour is essential for my parents generation. With commercials.

2023-12-23 17:43:53

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@npub1899…md6m cool! And made in USA doesn’t hurt.

2023-12-23 16:43:18

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@npub13xw…eguw
I’m not crafty enough to cry on command.
I’ll re-watch Eric Buell’s goodbye speech, that made me cry last time.

2023-12-23 16:14:41

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@npub1899…md6m the steel toe insert bulks up the toe a little, so the look isn’t totally classic cowboy, but I think these are what you seek
https://www.doublehboots.com/en/dylan-steel-toe-18155.html?dwvar_18155_color=Brown
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2023-12-23 16:05:31

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@npub13xw…eguw saving a vial of my tears to wave under men’s noses like smelling salts

2023-12-23 02:19:49

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@npub1xje…85rf quick question: are you actually drinking fucking pancake mix?

2023-12-23 02:16:11

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@npub174j…3led I bet that hurts the smoothie business, those things are very caloric

2023-12-23 00:52:40

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@npub174j…3led I know what you mean. I came from the Seattle area. It’s totally unfriendly to small businesses and somehow they survive because the amount of money in the area is just obscene. Something has to give. It just makes no sense.

2023-12-23 00:48:25

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@npub1de9…y5yd this is obscure but there’s a song called “Lizard liars and sluts for hire” and it’s too perfect
https://youtu.be/Ifoof8o7pR0?si=2piKB92qr2eqr1kH

2023-12-23 00:44:05

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@npub1uh7…ce87 good bread is the best food in the world. I know I’m simple that way but I believe it. I bet they’ll be stoked.

2023-12-22 19:57:18

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@npub174j…3led even the fries are bad now. Do you have P. Terry’s where you are? It’s cheaper than McDonald’s and so much better. I don’t know how they do it.

2023-12-22 19:50:09

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@npub1gxv…hh99 I really hope the whack jobs go to the replica of Stonehenge and do some kind of weird ritual with robes and stuff.

2023-12-22 05:04:11

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@npub1j8u…az5s anything that can be made with butter should be made with butter.

2023-12-22 01:20:41

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@npub1fvt…ywkw I heard she has a house in the Texas Hill County too.

2023-12-21 23:52:57

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@npub1jdn…ycw3 @npub1svu…thsv I’m curious too. I like the paste but I’m no expert. Definitely never going to process the whole tamarind I have gathering dust in my pantry but I might use it in cocktails. Anyways not I’m craving Thai food and I’m in a tiny Texas town that barely has a burger place. Whoops.

2023-12-21 19:42:34

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@npub1jdn…ycw3 I found ultra-concentrated tamarind paste in the Asian isle of my supermarket.

2023-12-21 17:01:49

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@npub1mcn…rzw9 @npub1d4h…2ta7 the worst cost per use of anything I own is shoes for sure.

2023-12-21 16:49:02

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@npub1rae…dgnn I was thinking of baking something for my neighbors, but I was wavering because I don’t know them very well. This was the inspiration I needed. Now I just need to decide between sweet and savory.

2023-12-20 17:24:07

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@npub19wl…aenr I saw a few in the Seattle airport but not many. The “mask worn on chin” and homemade mask are still around which is puzzling.

2023-12-20 17:20:22

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@npub19wl…aenr she’s right that it’s not good for anyone to get into detail about that. You need the basic body count range but do not rehash every last lover; that never goes well.

2023-12-20 00:24:02

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@npub1xje…85rf could be some of it but I swear to god I have no interest in eating squid or puréed French toast and have never searched for anything related. And I use private search (lol I know)

2023-12-19 23:02:22

Wtf kind of wack-ass algorithm is picking these groupings of products to advertise?
A
1. squid
2. Puréed French toast (?!)
3. A Barbie doll
4. Singapore style…something
B
1. Chicken shaped wreath
2. Butt plug (!!!)
3. Cowboy boots
4. Sponge with a face
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2023-12-19 22:15:38

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@npub1fr2…y23s I have noticed a trend of calling animals “they,” to avoid misgendering. It’s dumb. Otherwise, good meme.

2023-12-15 05:49:42

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@npub1svu…thsv ooh nice. I have some vintage slips that I wanted to try wearing as dresses, but I think I am aging out of the Courtney love look

2023-12-14 19:52:24

Random thought: am I the only woman under 65 who wears slips?
It’s not some pin-up thing, I just hate clingy clothes or maybe I’m an old lady at heart.

2023-12-14 19:35:47

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@npub1vrv…97jm I always thought the work holiday party would be fun, but I never had one. I wish you could deputize an extrovert to go soak up all the free booze in your stead.