Soretski

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2025-04-05 21:13:02

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@nprofile…z9j9 how many times has a European nation invaded Russia? How many times has Russia invaded Europe? Oh you might want to include the soviet union (70 years out of a 1000 year history) invading slavic countries, but they never even in the height of their power tried to step beyond that. And I think communism/socialism were terrible ideas, but Europe has not abandoned this rot.

2025-04-05 21:05:09

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@nprofile…lr8u I am the way the truth and the light. No one can come to the father except through me.
Did I stutter?

2025-04-05 20:59:30

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@nprofile…rlzq bad news: he's officially a terrorist. Good news: he'll get 40 virgins on the other side

2025-04-05 18:14:39

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@nprofile…0sjh Suck with its balls slapping her chin like Linda Lovelace? Good luck

2025-04-05 18:12:27

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@nprofile…846u more like inner Carl Benjamin but whatever you need to tell yourself bro

2025-03-29 18:15:09

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@nprofile…r6d3 they don't have to try that hard, she's standing right next to him in their photo

2025-03-27 07:49:08

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@nprofile…0wdy @nprofile…732y probably just had another family on the side

2025-03-26 22:04:32

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@nprofile…mez0 I'm going to quit drinking?

2025-03-22 12:08:39

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@nprofile…3m86 I always struggled with the title

2025-03-21 06:05:37

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@nprofile…y0qh that's why you find them missing the first few inches. But to be fair we're all tiny soft

2025-03-21 04:34:28

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@nprofile…t28l well this just happens to kill my vacation in Spain. Boots on the ground Vancouver Airport

2025-03-11 18:22:21

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@nprofile…34yy 10 million people in 4 years? How could that be a factor?

2025-03-10 01:27:30

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@nprofile…732y there was never a good option

2025-03-05 01:58:23

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@nprofile…zjcd the former American empire

2025-03-04 14:18:08

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@nprofile…8cq2 who still has access to USAID payola?

2025-03-04 14:14:49

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@nprofile…z9j9 @nprofile…8cq2 I like allies who win

2025-03-02 00:50:08

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@nprofile…zjcd now we understand that while doge only killed 30b in pork, that was the pork that greased the skids of all their other shenanigans

2025-02-27 16:22:18

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@nprofile…lr8u and I appreciate it

2025-02-25 22:57:14

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@nprofile…qk3h being a 6 mostly for alcoholism I rock the mids

2025-02-24 00:27:28

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@nprofile…rlzq Her daughter is 11 and born in America and the mother never bothered to learn basic English

2025-02-23 04:02:10

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@nprofile…34yy I'm training for my PMP. It's the most challenging certification I've gotten

2025-02-21 06:01:43

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@nprofile…mffp 10x better than Americans

2025-02-20 06:16:37

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@nprofile…3m86 too many terrorists

2025-02-20 02:32:03

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@nprofile…y0qh Brando was too good looking for that part. They should have cast Carl Malden. But I guess that made the drama.

2025-02-19 05:26:02

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@nprofile…0a73 makes sense. While we don't support these policies, the churches were providing a service that was needed and not caused by them. Let them clean up their books, shutter the infrastructure and be done. I'd say settle quickly and not get tied up

2025-02-15 16:16:40

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@nprofile…5098 I like how people keep threatening the administration with their own actions. The democrats threaten to shut down the government over them shutting down the government. And here the EU is telling America to get their army out of Europe because of their plan to get their army out of Europe.

2025-02-15 03:33:57

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@nprofile…z9j9 fun. I can do this all night. https://youtu.be/Ir3ZwGcwciM?si=zQD5ysBIwNUtpuN_

2025-02-12 04:49:45

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@nprofile…732y America could make Greenland richer than Alaska. Denmark could only make California as retarded as Denmark

2025-02-12 04:21:20

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@nprofile…732y that's cool. I also like some shitty music

2025-02-11 02:34:10

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@nprofile…z9j9 yeah I was wondering how he affords all those flannel shirts. Of course once again it was big Cuba and their massive revenue from...reselling 50s cars

2025-02-11 01:52:20

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@nprofile…z9j9 it's well known that you're a cia asset, and cup your farts in a wine gorblet before imbibing

2025-02-11 01:49:18

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@nprofile…e2xt Trump should give him a blanket pardon for anything he's about to do, has done, or asked someone else to do. Double jinx and no turnaround.

2025-01-25 02:40:38

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@nprofile…rlzq he should say whach-u-talkinbout?

2025-01-20 05:46:20

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@nprofile…rlzq I don't think it was mansplaining as much as entrapment if you look at her tights

2025-01-19 01:24:46

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@nprofile…732y at least the season is finally over... Right?

2025-01-16 22:48:10

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@nprofile…rlzq classic 2030

2025-01-08 06:34:27

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@nprofile…3m86 lol. Fooled me for a second

2025-01-07 13:08:59

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@nprofile…rlzq if the threat isn't lethal, one bullet is more than enough

2025-01-01 05:43:27

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@nprofile…y0qh https://youtu.be/uyjW8FTGxbI?si=CeCU2c5ZCD51ppM8

2025-01-01 00:58:00

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@nprofile…f7jv I'd love to hire white people but most are lazy and entitled. I'm supposed to chose that? Pass

2024-12-29 18:07:21

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@nprofile…f7jv maybe some people need a kick in the ass

2024-12-29 01:38:51

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@nprofile…zfmq this is America's reasoned response to climate change

2024-12-28 18:31:52

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@nprofile…tam6 as a sommelier I appreciate the legs on that wine, but if it was that viscous it wouldn't be served in a champagne glass. I know, why was I looking at the wine?

2024-12-27 18:36:06

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@nprofile…0a73 that's why I work from home

2024-12-25 19:44:15

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@nprofile…yxww still more believable than the moon landing

2024-12-23 02:42:14

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@nprofile…2vsq California

2024-12-23 00:47:34

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@nprofile…5098 really looks like a pig fucker

2024-12-17 15:28:48

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@nprofile…732y except for the going strong part. They're a zombie show like SNL

2024-12-17 04:53:12

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@nprofile…732y i thought 3 died, her and two boomers who had heart attacks.
She was the only one murdered

2024-12-17 01:43:35

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@nprofile…tam6 he has tarnished his brand. Michael Jordan had the right answer but they just couldn't help themselves.
I think it's because they're losing money so that makes them feel like they're artists

2024-12-14 20:57:27

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@nprofile…tam6 phoebe kates

2024-12-14 03:03:36

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@nprofile…732y my favorite norm joke: Ping Pong is the only sport named after its inventor

2024-12-13 01:57:29

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@nprofile…tnve @nprofile…tam6 you should have said you ate her out then wiped your face with a sanitary napkin

2024-12-12 18:18:08

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@nprofile…6wcm @nprofile…ph0x yeah, if I was worth a billion dollars I'd stick with missionary with mrs Soretski. Every time

2024-12-09 00:48:46

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@nprofile…34yy I stopped watching football around krapernuck and I would have put a 100 on this.

2024-12-08 19:28:43

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@nprofile…nx93 true. As a matter of fact the jews imprisoned and killed six million nazis. Never again.

2024-12-08 04:27:25

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@nprofile…3m86 but somebody is the next Hitler... Yet to be determined

2024-12-08 01:31:17

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@nprofile…3m86 nice hair

2024-12-05 01:56:02

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@nprofile…732y meh. Maybe we'll merge with China then just out of spite

2024-11-30 19:57:23

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@nprofile…tam6 I was musing about a remake idea called Dirty Dancing Zombies. The key scene is when Johnny leaves Baby pulling away on the gravel road in his Chevy. The premise is he accidentally beans her with a rock and she dies. Then her dad brings her back to life, nobody keeps Baby at the coroner, uses a potion but it zombifies her, Johnny comes back for the final dance. Baby is a zombie. They have a zombie dance and she bites him during the jump. Ca va?

2024-11-26 19:57:22

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@nprofile…0wdy yes. I didn't mean the post was retarded, rather the accusation

2024-11-26 00:03:32

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@nprofile…732y ahem: fuck. You!

2024-11-24 01:41:46

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@nprofile…w60p I think it looks like Sugur from no country for old men

2024-11-23 03:30:48

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@nprofile…6wcm wow, now she only makes $25mil per year for 1 show a week, about half a million per show. How will she pay her rent?

2024-11-17 20:50:24

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@nprofile…lr8u not even google helped me with that reference but I get it I think

2024-11-17 20:47:00

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@nprofile…lr8u I like how he said he hired him as an attack dog to make himself look reasonable

2024-11-12 18:57:00

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@npub14ja…u2h9 weird. I only occasionally hear of him having a show still

2024-11-11 23:39:11

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@npub14s2…0qgv even as potatoes they'd be ugly

2024-11-10 21:30:37

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@npub1yg2…3p9e yuck. Candidate for the next satanic cult?

2024-11-10 08:51:36

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@npub1mjp…4vyq going double or nothing on paralysis

2024-11-10 03:52:44

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@npub18xj…juxh on the wife's inclination we made nut milk for a while. It's actually a thing. Enzymes and shit. The crap you buy is inert but homemade nut milk while being a pain in the ass, is actually useful, tasty, and healthy... Funny meme still

2024-11-09 20:37:30

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@npub12qh…wqrt @npub1qas…a0t0 I hope this was Europe. Americans were so sick of Europe that they fought savages for 400 years to gain their own nation... I'm sorry, not all democrats are savages. Very fine people on both sides

2024-11-09 00:43:35

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@npub1yev…f08e the patriarchy wants to know who to avoid. The patriarchy thanks them. Trump should offer each one of them a free cat.

2024-11-07 19:54:26

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@npub1gq9…776x and maybe a foot rub?

2024-11-06 03:28:03

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@npub1u0l…qkqn because the country is going to shit?

2024-11-03 04:19:13

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@npub1u0l…qkqn 3# it was capitalism that came up with materialism? I think they mentioned it in the Bible more than once so. And people running up personal debt is lack of self control. Capitalism doesn't teach them self control but it's not capitalism's job to.

2024-10-30 14:07:31

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@npub10f4…nca9 don't you remember that the Russia call happened right after the muller report? Revenge lasted about 1 day before the next fraud

2024-10-09 03:01:40

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@npub1jtp…lqgl Israel also has nothing to lose. Israel, completely surrounded by enemies who have pledged and tried to bring about their anihalation, are also in a prison, they also have nothing to lose. The Muslims of Palestine can complain about losing the land they occupied for 1000 years while living in Muslim countries next door. The jews have one place on earth and they've struggled 1000 years to get it back. I'm not a jew or a Christian, but I like their story as you like the terrorists

2024-10-09 02:42:26

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@npub1jtp…lqgl probably. Probably more than the terrorists who wanted to do it but were incapable. I don't think that gives them moral high ground, just for being shit at evil.

2024-10-09 02:16:09

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@npub1jtp…lqgl the US is now terrorists? So Mexico can take Texas back, and can can have the 45th parallel again? Right on. I'm moving to Montana

2024-10-09 02:12:18

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@npub1jtp…lqgl oh. Then I guess terrorism is wrong

2024-10-09 02:07:04

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@npub1jtp…lqgl well I'm Canadian so I'd be on the other side of that. However, I realize that might makes right, which is why there is an America, and an Israel

2024-10-09 01:53:30

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@npub1jtp…lqgl they shouldn't do that. They just need to link Hamas to Hamas

2024-10-05 19:48:04

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@npub1xz8…9vps yeah, surprised he went gay

2024-09-14 04:59:35

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@npub1gq9…776x even funnier: humanity- islam.

2024-09-10 05:22:16

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@npub1mjp…4vyq there's no indignity they won't embrace for political gain