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2025-06-02 04:17:06

I asked stupid AI to do carol baskins as captain marvel and joe exotic as thor and it refused. Stupid ai

2025-05-25 18:05:05

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@nprofile…0a73 don't know exactly why but this makes me nauseous. Like she's got maybe a too close relationship with her dog

2025-05-11 22:52:42

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@nprofile…84t5 if they had chocolate in their pocket, it might get slightly soft

2025-05-09 05:46:15

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@nprofile…z8eq https://youtu.be/C2xFnKWSxdQ?si=Pif_NLUDeh94hgnv

2025-05-05 22:01:19

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@nprofile…lr8u it's not like real estate has any intrinsic value, unlike a randomly generated number set which you can live in after your home becomes worthless

2025-04-30 02:48:49

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@nprofile…jl62 @nprofile…g7vf @nprofile…rlzq @nprofile…em78 @nprofile…qjmy @nprofile…t28l did he also sing this one? https://youtu.be/InWGKXuQon0?si=Uta28c5SUR1BUBhT

2025-04-25 12:10:29

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@nprofile…rlzq if it isn't a boy or girl it doesn't have genitals and doesn't pee

2025-04-14 11:44:11

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@nprofile…cvrw https://x.com/chrisdonato04/status/1202004748892884994?t=X4zciLD04l_NrbZIBtoq5w&s=19

2025-04-14 01:04:19

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@nprofile…cvrw wang gay already sounds ubergay but if you saw the whip cream blowjob bro party you'd be audi and never look back

2025-04-13 17:44:39

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@nprofile…r6d3 Ambleside park is where they polish the trophy wives. Sometimes a nice hike from the fish hatchery.

2025-04-13 17:40:00

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@nprofile…0wdy because you know why

2025-04-05 21:35:32

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@nprofile…2vsq they might also lose their social security

2025-04-05 21:13:02

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@nprofile…z9j9 how many times has a European nation invaded Russia? How many times has Russia invaded Europe? Oh you might want to include the soviet union (70 years out of a 1000 year history) invading slavic countries, but they never even in the height of their power tried to step beyond that. And I think communism/socialism were terrible ideas, but Europe has not abandoned this rot.

2025-04-05 21:05:09

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@nprofile…lr8u I am the way the truth and the light. No one can come to the father except through me.
Did I stutter?

2025-04-05 20:59:30

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@nprofile…rlzq bad news: he's officially a terrorist. Good news: he'll get 40 virgins on the other side

2025-04-05 18:14:39

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@nprofile…0sjh Suck with its balls slapping her chin like Linda Lovelace? Good luck

2025-04-05 18:12:27

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@nprofile…846u more like inner Carl Benjamin but whatever you need to tell yourself bro

2025-04-01 09:43:17

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@nprofile…gzux I usually don't shave during vacations and my wife practically begs me to keep it. For her I maintain one of those faggy trimmed jobs that are acceptable to upper management

2025-03-29 18:15:09

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@nprofile…r6d3 they don't have to try that hard, she's standing right next to him in their photo

2025-03-27 07:49:08

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@nprofile…0wdy @nprofile…732y probably just had another family on the side

2025-03-26 22:04:32

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@nprofile…mez0 I'm going to quit drinking?

2025-03-22 12:08:39

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@nprofile…3m86 I always struggled with the title

2025-03-21 06:05:37

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@nprofile…y0qh that's why you find them missing the first few inches. But to be fair we're all tiny soft

2025-03-21 04:55:03

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@nprofile…r6d3 I remember an old headline from an 80s Hustler magazine- Queer for Quim, Nancy Boys Chasing Pussy

2025-03-21 04:34:28

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@nprofile…t28l well this just happens to kill my vacation in Spain. Boots on the ground Vancouver Airport

2025-03-20 05:34:48

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@nprofile…zfmq that he bought. No one would care if dems were destroying their own cars

2025-03-16 14:25:58

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@nprofile…cvrw actually orange man bad is working too well. They drove their base crazy and it wants revolution

2025-03-11 18:22:21

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@nprofile…34yy 10 million people in 4 years? How could that be a factor?

2025-03-10 01:27:30

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@nprofile…732y there was never a good option

2025-03-08 05:53:15

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@nprofile…z9j9 @nprofile…sacm the expectation was that Russia would be bogged down isolated and impoverished. Instead, their enemies have met that fate and now the eu has pledge a trillion dollars they don't have to build an army they swore they'd never do to fight an unjust war in support of nazis. Winning

2025-03-08 05:08:44

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@nprofile…z9j9 @nprofile…sacm lol. I'm sure Canada will be good for like 50 billion too. Coalition of the suicidally deluded

2025-03-08 05:05:51

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@nprofile…z9j9 @nprofile…sacm too bad for them the Americans aren't providing the strategic intelligence anymore and their drones will be useless

2025-03-05 01:58:23

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@nprofile…zjcd the former American empire

2025-03-04 23:30:13

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@nprofile…rlzq Canadians have no idea how small their domestic production is. Washington wine is 10x larger than all Canadian production combined

2025-03-04 14:18:08

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@nprofile…8cq2 who still has access to USAID payola?

2025-03-04 14:14:49

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@nprofile…z9j9 @nprofile…8cq2 I like allies who win

2025-03-04 07:09:27

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@nprofile…rm5x imma not much for war but I'd sooner expect texas bbq in Switzerland than a pink euro midwest

2025-03-02 08:30:17

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@nprofile…y0qh not like he not shoot up the block anyway

2025-03-02 00:50:08

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@nprofile…zjcd now we understand that while doge only killed 30b in pork, that was the pork that greased the skids of all their other shenanigans

2025-03-01 16:12:55

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@nprofile…z9j9 soup kitchen is closed

2025-02-27 16:22:18

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@nprofile…lr8u and I appreciate it

2025-02-27 13:46:08

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@nprofile…lr8u jews are jews

2025-02-27 04:41:20

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@nprofile…sacm I have a post it note taped to my monitor at work. One word: useful

2025-02-27 04:10:12

I develop recipes for hospitals. I know that sounds pretty boring but this week I was able to push through an indigenous hot smoked salmon recipe we'll smoke on site for 500 patients. And I'm also working on fancy molded plating for puree diet patients. And I started my week cooking at a hospice we run. Ever cook for someone with the passion that this may be their last meal? Literally that. There's about 5 other projects I'm working on including a new hospitals design.

2025-02-25 22:57:14

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@nprofile…qk3h being a 6 mostly for alcoholism I rock the mids

2025-02-24 00:27:28

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@nprofile…rlzq Her daughter is 11 and born in America and the mother never bothered to learn basic English

2025-02-23 04:02:10

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@nprofile…34yy I'm training for my PMP. It's the most challenging certification I've gotten

2025-02-21 06:01:43

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@nprofile…mffp 10x better than Americans

2025-02-21 05:30:01

Merica 10x population of Canada. Canada beat them tonight bitches

2025-02-20 06:16:37

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@nprofile…3m86 too many terrorists

2025-02-20 02:32:03

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@nprofile…y0qh Brando was too good looking for that part. They should have cast Carl Malden. But I guess that made the drama.

2025-02-20 02:28:50

Democracy is like a streetcar
-Queen Ursala

2025-02-19 05:26:02

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@nprofile…0a73 makes sense. While we don't support these policies, the churches were providing a service that was needed and not caused by them. Let them clean up their books, shutter the infrastructure and be done. I'd say settle quickly and not get tied up

2025-02-19 02:35:36

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@nprofile…34yy it was a misanthrope paradise

2025-02-15 21:13:59

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@nprofile…0wdy they're going to boycott buying guns if we do something about terrorism? Why do they keep threatening to do what we want?

2025-02-15 16:16:40

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@nprofile…5098 I like how people keep threatening the administration with their own actions. The democrats threaten to shut down the government over them shutting down the government. And here the EU is telling America to get their army out of Europe because of their plan to get their army out of Europe.

2025-02-15 03:33:57

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@nprofile…z9j9 fun. I can do this all night. https://youtu.be/Ir3ZwGcwciM?si=zQD5ysBIwNUtpuN_

2025-02-15 03:26:20

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@nprofile…z9j9 https://youtu.be/BGLGzRXY5Bw?si=LzKN1TtqC4_I1RK6

2025-02-13 06:40:15

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@nprofile…ph0x that's some good ass grabbing there

2025-02-12 04:49:45

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@nprofile…732y America could make Greenland richer than Alaska. Denmark could only make California as retarded as Denmark

2025-02-12 04:21:20

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@nprofile…732y that's cool. I also like some shitty music

2025-02-11 02:34:10

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@nprofile…z9j9 yeah I was wondering how he affords all those flannel shirts. Of course once again it was big Cuba and their massive revenue from...reselling 50s cars

2025-02-11 01:54:13

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@nprofile…732y still. Better than kendick lamard

2025-02-11 01:52:20

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@nprofile…z9j9 it's well known that you're a cia asset, and cup your farts in a wine gorblet before imbibing

2025-02-11 01:49:18

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@nprofile…e2xt Trump should give him a blanket pardon for anything he's about to do, has done, or asked someone else to do. Double jinx and no turnaround.

2025-01-25 02:40:38

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@nprofile…rlzq he should say whach-u-talkinbout?

2025-01-20 05:46:20

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@nprofile…rlzq I don't think it was mansplaining as much as entrapment if you look at her tights

2025-01-19 01:24:46

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@nprofile…732y at least the season is finally over... Right?

2025-01-18 18:09:53

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@nprofile…0wdy maybe it's the pussy carved out of the intestines of a cadaver. But it's probably just the skinsuit. If you want to fuck a dude fuck a dude. This is just weird

2025-01-16 22:48:10

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@nprofile…rlzq classic 2030

2025-01-15 02:52:39

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@nprofile…2vsq because the most important job of the department of Justice is going after your political enemies

2025-01-11 05:38:38

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@nprofile…3m86 bj is food porn

2025-01-10 03:26:48

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@nprofile…ph0x imagine, going to a jim carter memorial

2025-01-08 14:32:07

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@nprofile…tam6 I think he's dead

2025-01-08 06:34:27

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@nprofile…3m86 lol. Fooled me for a second

2025-01-07 13:08:59

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@nprofile…rlzq if the threat isn't lethal, one bullet is more than enough

2025-01-03 02:23:37

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@nprofile…f7jv imagine a continent where an entire race wasn't welcome. Then imagine how the people of that continent demand access to the rest of the world and endless financial aid.

2025-01-01 05:43:27

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@nprofile…y0qh https://youtu.be/uyjW8FTGxbI?si=CeCU2c5ZCD51ppM8

2025-01-01 00:58:00

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@nprofile…f7jv I'd love to hire white people but most are lazy and entitled. I'm supposed to chose that? Pass

2024-12-31 05:03:48

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@nprofile…zfmq lol. Flexer probably salty over jeet jobs but loves to play bang bang on binary pigs

2024-12-29 18:07:21

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@nprofile…f7jv maybe some people need a kick in the ass

2024-12-29 01:38:51

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@nprofile…zfmq this is America's reasoned response to climate change

2024-12-28 18:31:52

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@nprofile…tam6 as a sommelier I appreciate the legs on that wine, but if it was that viscous it wouldn't be served in a champagne glass. I know, why was I looking at the wine?

2024-12-27 23:53:26

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@nprofile…a9hp also just an opinion. How do you determine the efficacy of the clotshot? Maybe it reduces transmission by 20% and maybe that's enough to save some lives. I mean it's all been bullshit man. You can't believe that someone told you anything that you can claim to be true with any certainty.

2024-12-27 23:38:49

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@nprofile…a9hp lol. Some brown guy trolled and now it's dudes named Karen wanting to talk to the manager of maga

2024-12-27 18:36:06

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@nprofile…0a73 that's why I work from home

2024-12-25 19:44:15

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@nprofile…yxww still more believable than the moon landing

2024-12-24 01:36:16

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@nprofile…jl62 cute but should google 'scale' . Cows get multiplied by the number of cows while Bill gates' contribution is divided by his influence.
Still don't believe in AGW but this isn't the argument. The argument is its bullshit. It's own religion is also a valid argument. But this won't work on anyone who knows day 1 of business school.

2024-12-24 00:03:48

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@nprofile…zfmq they don't need us anymore

2024-12-23 04:03:57

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@nprofile…yg20 they're going to make current Germans return to Germany classic

2024-12-23 02:42:14

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@nprofile…2vsq California

2024-12-23 00:47:34

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@nprofile…5098 really looks like a pig fucker

2024-12-22 06:12:25

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@nprofile…3m86 classic

2024-12-19 03:29:00

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@nprofile…a9hp lol. What's wrong with the earth? Too many of some people someone doesn't like? Some value other people are supposed to hold? What exactly could be wrong with the only known source of life in the universe?

2024-12-19 02:58:40

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@nprofile…a9hp yeah. Because bad haircut means rockets to mars lol

2024-12-17 15:28:48

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@nprofile…732y except for the going strong part. They're a zombie show like SNL

2024-12-17 04:53:12

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@nprofile…732y i thought 3 died, her and two boomers who had heart attacks.
She was the only one murdered

2024-12-17 01:43:35

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@nprofile…tam6 he has tarnished his brand. Michael Jordan had the right answer but they just couldn't help themselves.
I think it's because they're losing money so that makes them feel like they're artists

2024-12-14 20:57:27

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@nprofile…tam6 phoebe kates

2024-12-14 03:03:36

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@nprofile…732y my favorite norm joke: Ping Pong is the only sport named after its inventor