PaddleManJoe

I like lifting, BJJ, and sending rivers in my boat.

Just a meathead trying to figure out this BTC and NOSTR thing.

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2025-05-27 16:46:12

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It would be cool to see some African nations break free and strike it out on their own. Hopefully they don't murder all the white people. Things like thay tend to happen when the formally "oppressed" finally have power.

2025-05-27 16:42:36

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I heard that these fellas are a small group of young radicals. They haven't killed anyone yet. Just been disruptive with spitting on tourists and screaming at them and such.
As a Christian I would prefer to be in Israel than any Muslim nation. Pogroms against Christians is not state policy. Apparently mission work is banned in Israel which is weird. They are dependent on Christian tourism so hopefully there is a limit to how bad things can get there for Christians.

2025-05-27 16:27:14

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As long as you follow the API..... Who cares?

2025-05-27 15:55:23

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I like seed phrases stamped in steel. EMP, fire, and flood. If you know where to find the plate you can recover your seed after the apocalypse even. A hundred years can pass and your offspring can still recover my keys.
Say they pull a scorched bitkey and phone from the ruined basement of my old house. Would it work? Probably not. SSDs degrade and corrupt over time just sitting in a drawer.
Bit Key is for helping boomers get off exchange. Protects people for losing their keys.

2025-05-21 17:28:09

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There is only stacking.

2025-05-21 04:33:53

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Good Boomer advice. I own a home and paid extra to pay down the principle for the first few years. Put that into Bitcoin now and just do minimum mortgage payments. I was thinking about buying another home to rent out before I discovered Bitcoin too.

2025-05-20 17:53:17

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Can't repo burritos when somebody doesn't pay for their doordash.

2025-05-16 06:23:01

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So..... All the freak out is over those numbers?

2025-05-12 05:39:59

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That husky might need a mist sprayer in his face when it gets hotter out.

2025-05-09 18:51:01

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For the actual raid they had two spotlights on the plane that shined on the water. They were angled in such way that if you overlay the lights the plane would be at the right height.

2025-05-05 22:08:05

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Graphene OS has a duress pin now, type it in and the phone wipes itself.

2025-05-05 17:41:10

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US Bank app works too!

2025-04-15 22:23:05

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Flesh flower

2025-04-15 17:06:24

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Yes please. Remove the income tax.

2025-04-12 04:06:22

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"Strong people are harder to kill and more useful in general."

2025-04-08 15:33:54

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Do they have children?

2025-04-08 04:16:55

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Paywalled.

2025-03-27 00:49:59

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Princess Nausica and the Valley of the Wind is my favorite one.

2025-03-19 03:45:13

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Of course. Only an idiot would leave an obvious paper trail, but maybe there will be more clues now that we have more primary sources.

2025-03-15 03:30:00

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Urinater?

2025-02-15 07:19:13

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Hey this is from the Primal Space Youtube channel.

2025-01-27 03:53:35

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Delayed SBR gives us plebs more time to stack at a lower prices. This also might force the Feds to enter into Bitcoin at a much higher price if they wait a year or something like that.

2025-01-24 17:18:18

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Nice!
Now where are the Bitcoin raps?!? I demand stacker thug tunes!

2025-01-21 16:05:11

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I feel like you would jive with Vermin Supreme.

2025-01-07 18:20:00

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My album was Vengeance Falls.

2025-01-06 19:37:03

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Are we next to be watered down with politics, memes & NgU?

2024-12-31 01:26:55

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Look at that giant panel hanging under the plane's wheels. Must be an air break.

2024-12-30 16:42:10

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If he's a villian then at least he is a new villian.

2024-12-30 16:40:10

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Surely the Honey Badger hat would be okay. Not like I am wearing it through an airport or anything.

2024-12-22 16:39:30

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When kick flip?

2024-12-21 21:31:09

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Have these guys ever heard of ju jitzu?

2024-12-21 19:12:25

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Aren't they already doing this?

2024-12-20 23:09:35

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This car problem is out of control.

2024-12-20 22:56:04

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Need to replace starship's thermal tiles with oreos.

2024-12-20 19:09:53

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Did they just walk up to a random couple enjoying a drink and make them empty their pockets?

2024-12-20 16:48:01

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I am an electrical engineer working a decent fiat job. If I had stacked SATs at minimum wage instead of go to college in 2012 I would be retired on generational wealth by now.
I work in a cool industry, have some cool skills, and make okay money, but find myself wishing I could do some Bitcoin related work. Every now and then I contemplate brushing up on coding skills.
Its hard to tell with the opportunity cost. What would you miss in the next couple years while in school? What doors will that degree open? It could be very worth it if you are getting a technical degree. I know a guy who took 8 years of part time classes while working full time to get his electrical engineering degree.

2024-12-19 23:02:14

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Let inflation rip.

2024-12-19 21:39:49

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I don't like the glee from the masses surrounding this murder. Reminds me of French Republic bullshit.
This response from the feds is interesting.

2024-12-19 21:18:55

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I just ordered some for my home gym!

2024-12-19 19:57:22

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Not an Elon fan but would love to see this just for the disruption.

2024-12-19 19:50:24

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Imagine being in this video and then going in for your annual appraisal with your boss.

2024-12-19 19:44:06

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Straws of steel.

2024-12-19 19:42:54

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#nevent1q…q9lr

2024-12-19 19:40:46

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Ya'll should take a closer look at that drone image. Zoom way in for the shocking truth.

2024-12-19 19:38:02

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I need this.

2024-12-19 19:33:45

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Deady force against drones does not sound very deadly.

2024-12-19 00:23:50

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Buy the top and the dip.

2024-12-17 00:38:16

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No 😬. Mostly just a lazy hard head. I don't like asking for permission.
Perhaps it is easier than it sounds?

2024-12-17 00:35:35

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I wonder if gold will have a lot of new applications once it is demonetized.

2024-12-17 00:33:21

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I have nodes running, but usually have a hard time connecting my wallets to them. Tor is wonky.

2024-12-15 22:11:13

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I only saw 28 weeks later and thought it was pretty dumb.

2024-12-15 05:58:31

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A war where the adversaries stack SATs? Sounds like peace.

2024-12-14 17:32:29

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What are the implications?

2024-12-14 06:31:41

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Make another Bitcoin rap about stacking SATs.

2024-12-05 20:10:28

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Poor again 😭

2024-12-05 04:14:53

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Haha how long have you been sitting on this waiting for BTC to go to 100k?

2024-12-04 18:01:19

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How else would you expect them to monitize your without having a profile on you?

2024-12-03 17:07:03

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This actually from South Park??? No voiceovers???

2024-12-02 00:02:27

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No helmet??? Bold.

2024-11-18 16:26:21

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What did he tell you? To start a podcast in over 10 years?

2024-11-18 01:32:07

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First I have heard of this. Do tell.

2024-11-16 19:13:48

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He knows his friend is about to get eaten.....

2024-11-16 19:07:07

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So is Bluesky where all the blue haired progressive interventionists are going?

2024-11-16 19:05:09

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Soybeans are a subsidized crop. No consumers asked for Soybeans, yet food producers are always finding ways to put Soybeans into our food because that shit is so overproduced and therefore dirt cheap.

2024-11-13 06:40:48

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Ever read the CS Lewis Space Trilogy? It had this interesting theme where Athesits are helpless against demonic forces, while Christians are pretty inoculated.

2024-11-12 05:28:51

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Why am I always the middle bell curve guy 😔

2024-11-11 06:58:17

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Monkey balls?

2024-11-10 05:09:12

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I think this dude is wrong. There is plenty oil out there even if it gradually gets more energy intenseive to extract it. If the civilization of tomorrow weilds more energy than today then this is no problem.
Think we will always be growing, but this fiat cancer growth has got to stop. Growth will mean a completely different thing under a Bitcoin standard.

2024-11-09 02:24:10

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My favorite story arc is having two seperate worlds collide and merge. The story follows two characters that have all the pieces of the puzzle, but they don't really know each other. Its even better when one charactor is astonished by the other character. These are the most dramatic moments I have encounterred. Extra tasty when one character arrogantly underestimates the other for the whole story beforehand.
Breaking Bad, where Hank finally discovers that Walter is Heisenberg. Arsenic and Old Lace, the psycho murderer dude discovers that his sweet old aunts are not so innocent and helpless. The Expanse, Detective Miller and Holden finally meet 2/3 of the way through the book.

2024-11-05 18:02:41

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Wonder why building 7 needed to go.

2024-11-03 15:45:08

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Won't happen until they run out money. Or maybe an election so fake that nobody can deny it.

2024-11-03 15:38:21

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RIP

2024-10-29 20:13:24

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SPLAT

2024-10-29 15:42:53

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Flinstones Gummy Vitamins are vital.

2024-10-29 15:40:55

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I got into Bitcoin at the height of 2024 and have been panicking about not having enough Bitcoin ever since.

2024-10-20 07:33:05

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A warp drive has been built? Lies!

2024-10-20 07:21:58

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Evidence of global warming.

2024-10-17 23:43:16

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Or that their efforts to kick college kids off their parents' account has been successful.

2024-10-13 23:05:14

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This looks interesting.

2024-10-13 23:00:38

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Good analogy. Arguably those cameras are already there in the form of cell phones and those Google smart home things.

2024-10-13 02:03:55

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Are we all terrorists???

2024-10-11 03:54:38

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The price will only go up once we increase our DCA buy rate.

2024-10-08 18:25:12

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I don't get how this works. I know cloud seeding is a thing, but that just makes a storm dump more rain now as opposed to later. Sometimes weather is just crazy and unpredictable. Hurricanes are driven by warm ocean water more than anything else from what I remember.
The feds can barely keep their navy manned. They don't control everything.

2024-10-07 22:01:56

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Leather duster would be more stylish. https://image.nostr.build/0d0a3f6cc2d0fbbb8cbde06a6fddd3adc89a5a91a9990da0348ca55d80928466.jpg

2024-10-07 17:55:50

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I watched it all the way through. Wonder why the dude started turning all old.
And then he started getting attacked by a hair monster?

2024-10-06 03:35:07

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My primary threat model is me losing my keys.

2024-10-04 16:30:32

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Did you know that Mormons are also dispensationalists? I learned that recently while letting some of their missionaries evangelize to me.

2024-10-02 23:08:49

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I'll buy it. Will go great with my Ocean Front property in Arizona. Golden Gate is feeling lonely.

2024-09-30 23:37:52

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Putting in a laminate floor is literally on my todo list over the winter.

2024-09-30 17:54:40

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When do we get this rumoured next Start 9 release? Weeks? Months?

2024-09-29 23:16:17

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Wait..... Was I a sheep the whole time???

2024-09-29 07:19:29

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Oh okay well that's silly. Try to not know much about that lady.

2024-09-29 03:19:50

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Cain thinks he can filibuster God.

2024-09-26 22:50:03

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What's wrong with Start9?

2024-09-26 22:41:18

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Anyone ever wonder why the western suit dominates the whole world? Even other cultures like Russia and Japan wear them..... Just seems weird..... The whole world is like one culture.....

2024-09-26 22:29:07

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Jack steel.

2024-09-09 19:57:08

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Is it possible to block NOSTR traffic at the ISP level?

2024-09-09 19:51:59

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I see. You must have a lot of courage to pursue the truth this way. I hear Mormons tend to shun "apostates."
Question: By your own omission you believe Joseph Smith to be deeply flawed and perhaps untrustworthy. Which is fine on its own, the Bible is full of examples where God acts through sinners. However, the entire book of Mormon hinges on Joseph Smith's revelation of God' will. How do you still believe that the Book of Mormon is real and not just a fabrication of an extraordinarily charismatic man?

2024-09-09 17:19:44

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You believe in the book of Mormon, but don't consider yourself a Mormon? How does that work? You must be a member in the organization or else you aren't Mormon?

2024-09-08 18:03:01

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My friends have an obsession with Neil Breen films. Why do people like these?! They are so pathetic!