Crispy Branzino

Marxist, caffeinated, opinionated. no kids pls.

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2024-08-14 02:04:25

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@npub1wcf…equk cigar bars are magic I left $30 at one and some random dude found me at a coffee shop and returned it. Also left a xikar at v cut in west Hollywood for like a year and they mailed it back to me when I moved

2024-08-09 02:20:09

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@npub1wcf…equk I feel like this shows mostly about how much reactionary nonsense they can fill a season with..
Show jumped the shark a long time ago.

2024-08-07 23:32:16

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@npub1wcf…equk have one more good beer.

2024-08-07 20:07:03

Hosting in AWS:
here's 7 classes of object storage and four classes of autoscaling compute. Good luck trying to figure out which ones *won't* bankrupt you. Have fun trying to get support.
Hosting on-prem:
Here is a server. It has disks and ram. There are some CPUs too. You bought all this a week ago. You can buy more if you want. Some guy you see in the halls with a lip ring can help you use it and fix it when it breaks.

2024-08-06 16:28:10

At first glance it may be tempting to assume the US obesity epidemic and rate of 36% is due to a defecit in personal discipline and accountability. This isnt so.
Most american food is designed to keep them addicted and hungry, and is largely just a melange of sugar salt and fat. Predatory marketing tactics like relabeling junk food as "fun" food and employing a reinforcement learning model for tv commercial advertisement keeps Americans seeking the same brands and consumables.

2024-08-06 01:37:52

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@npub12e2…56j9 I assumed the anxiety over the prime rate was tied to the commercial real estate bubble and the failure of the return to office effort. Not sure the fed will reduce interest meaningfully in the next q though. We need a "correction"

2024-08-06 01:27:08

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@npub12e2…56j9 isnt the cause of the us selloff reduced investor confidence in the q3 jobs report coupled with refusal to reduce the prime rate?

2024-08-04 18:48:49

White ppl can have soul food like chicken and waffles but you need to do it different.
- $36 a plate.
- chicken can't have bones
- has to be called "new american" cuisine
- served from a white ppl place (farmers market food truck, bistro, or brewery)
- cannot be spicy (remove 6 of 11 herbs and spices)
- must listen to wagon wheel when consuming.
- must put up a BLM sign or sticker.

2024-08-04 04:21:08

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@npub1m8d…5d6q fat bottom girls however paradoxically are a component of orbital mechanics. Libs can't explain.

2024-08-03 20:12:29

Every american has:
- 70,000 dollars in personal debt
- an air fryer
- one (1) DUI
- "it is what it is"

2024-08-02 14:56:59

Why come does Barry's tea from Ireland not have a string on the teabag is this because Irish people are chads and just fish it out with their fingers or because america is being punished for the hubris of the war of 1812 and will be granted not a single string on its teabags until we apologize..

2024-07-30 02:29:46

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2024-07-29 01:19:39

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@npub159f…vg75 post nugger society is only theoretical. No one should plan their daily activities assuming there is no nugger; this is dangerous.
Some of the most critical parts of society in the 21st century rely on nugger extensively.

2024-07-28 03:18:54

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@npub1lwt…q3ry gnupg and a mounted iso?

2024-07-27 17:57:07

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@npub1ptn…q4c8 @npub15gq…xwlk sir, are you classified as human?

2024-07-26 16:00:13

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@npub108e…nss3 any camping plans with that roof rack?

2024-07-25 00:42:01

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@npub1wcf…equk @npub1l80…2npf sorry we ruined domestic air travel for your billion dollar multinational company. Chic filet?

2024-07-24 00:13:31

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@npub1s36…m239 where y'all getting these pills

2024-07-23 20:35:07

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@npub1h0d…ys2n @npub1msm…0dqu so you're saying he wasnt gonna make a comeback from covid in 4 days...huh...

2024-07-23 20:33:40

How come conservatives hate trans rights so much when the average neoconservative boomer has such a full belly and supple round breasts? Maybe dont show up looking like a fertility goddess in khakis and I'll take your argument seriously.
If conservatives love traditional marriage so much how come all the conservative women look like a dried up shamwow covered in clown makeup? Maybe dont show up looking like you dont pass.

2024-07-21 02:00:33

@npub1s36…m239 insisting Taiwan is its own country is as laughable as insisting Hawaii is a sovereign nation as well.

2024-07-20 02:26:17

"Community events" at your apartment complex are a cheap attempt to boost retention rates and nothing more.
The idea being hopefully you remember a shitty BBQ and dont think too hard about the rent doubling

2024-07-20 01:32:04

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@npub1d9c…8sk7 and its important to drink cider in the yard...

2024-07-19 12:52:27

My bad guys hey can someone show me how to roll back a git merge

2024-07-16 00:59:57

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@npub14l6…tm9n indeed. I guess this is a different ai than the one which routinely instructs me to leave dogs in hot cars...

2024-07-16 00:58:14

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@npub14l6…tm9n the Dilbert guy?!

2024-07-14 03:28:22

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@npub1jlw…tt4c so is this about gooning then or jelking...I'm old.

2024-07-14 02:31:36

The party that's spent four years and millions of dollars aligning their opposition presidential candidate with fascism, racism, and the death of the nation as we know it are stunned to find their fear mongering has somehow led to an incident of attempted assassination.

2024-07-12 20:55:06

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@npub1ptn…q4c8 the clamp?

2024-07-12 19:44:23

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@npub14w7…przn you should take a little walk. Whenever I feel like earths terrible I take a little walk :02smile:

2024-07-12 18:44:38

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@npub10ye…uqnx hypnotically European food.

2024-07-12 00:01:53

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@npub1gq9…776x info wars is still a thing?

2024-07-11 00:33:34

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@npub1qw3…qe66 rich people who haven't saved a damn thing in 200 years:
"...no."
AI:
"you can boil Canadian pennies in fabuloso and eat them all the live long day!"

2024-07-08 20:33:07

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@npub159f…vg75 holy shit who runs this autistic tapestry the bullet farmer and immortal Joe?!?

2024-07-03 22:35:57

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@npub1s36…m239 messed up just pulled a 30lb pork butt off the smoker.

2024-07-02 16:12:37

"U can do anything when ur the prez. Also hunt the homeless for sport lolz" - black robe hammer ppl.

2024-06-29 02:06:00

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@npub14w7…przn its norcal so i guess its either that or shoot up the garlic festival...

2024-06-28 20:05:05

Reject secret recipes.
Chain restaurants are all owned by capital management firms. Leaking secret recipes is a victimless crime that preserves the quality and portion of your favorite foods.
Secret food is bad food.

2024-06-26 02:30:43

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2024-06-26 01:36:22

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2024-06-25 18:19:18

In China there is an old expression "history is a great teacher if not forgotten"
Conversely in america we have a saying as well.
"Unexpected item in the bagging area"

2024-06-25 15:31:48

Did you know the united states was invited to participate in the belt and road initiative?
We declined.
This country spends so much time arguing and promulgating reasons to fight China, you never have a chance to think about how we could collaborate instead.

2024-06-24 01:19:17

- will drink seltzer water constantly.
- waits patiently at the crosswalk
- can't stand flavored beers
- will walk 10k for fun.
Analysis: I'm a closet German. :02_shock:

2024-06-20 23:53:07

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@npub14w7…przn I mean if its modern ai were looking at roughly forty minutes before I prompt inject it and turn the whole experience into blowjobs and ice cream.

2024-06-16 19:23:42

"Let's go to that place where the shrimp get to fry your rice.." -George W Bush.

2024-06-16 00:14:13

So amateur radio FCC regulation 97.113 is frequently cited as a prohibition for encrypted communications in the united states.
Problem is, nowhere in the latest 113 PDF does it say anything about this prohibition.

2024-06-15 18:48:32

American politicians have this irritating habit of lambasting apparently recent developments in Chinese policy as clandestine or nefarious and its frankly pretty exhausting.
Virtually everything that comes to pass was documented and announced by the party eight years ago. Everything gets announced at the national congress. China didn't just secretly start making better cellphones and cars overnight, it was literally part of a well communicated national effort based on investment in education and stem.

2024-06-14 22:56:18

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@npub108e…nss3 after action report for nulled.llc outage be like "new verguba"

2024-06-14 18:03:28

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@npub1wg0…t0yf @npub1kwl…wmg5 poopoo and peepee

2024-06-14 17:33:06

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@npub1p86…tf63
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2024-06-13 18:58:10

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@npub1yck…ujmw @npub108e…nss3 still never tried a 'concrete'

2024-06-07 18:26:25

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@npub12kf…xxma why is there a heat shield?

2024-06-05 16:08:54

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@npub159f…vg75 ford hand holder 4x4 xlt.

2024-06-04 18:24:50

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@npub1utk…yzsa sounds like someone's not having a very empowered juneteenth at all.

2024-06-02 22:49:25

Moved from California to Colorado and my quality of life went up so much its triggering anxiety...like when does agent 47 get here to make my relaxing afternoon look like an accident... :ablobcatknitsweats: :ablobcatknitsweats: :ablobcatsweatsip:

2024-06-01 17:27:13

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@npub1y68…cxnw the blitzkrieg got canceled. :ablobcathyper: :ablobfoxhyper: :ablobcathyper:

2024-05-31 17:33:04

Why my post office always
- no air conditioning
- 350 fluorescent lights
- litch behind counter nursing a hangover
- woman who looks and sounds like Ugandan knuckles pushing her cellphone at the clerk, demanding a service that does not exist.
- entire Hispanic family mailing one envelope.
- stationary from the Clinton era.
- warning poster about human trafficking

2024-05-30 02:58:49

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@npub1mu2…h498 @npub1jm4…83x3 "hard to say for sure"
bruh I think...I think his 1200 page biography could help here...

2024-05-24 21:59:42

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@npub1ptn…q4c8 @npub15gq…xwlk
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2024-05-23 20:50:08

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@npub1ptn…q4c8 Haskell
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2024-05-20 22:54:48

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@npub13wh…wvah @npub1lnz…k8dk guys literally have one bar of old soap and use it for everything and its either blue or green.

2024-05-17 17:14:54

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@npub10ye…uqnx could be worse, here in the states if you miss a payment they burn your flat down, blemish your criminal record and send you straight to the penis obliterator 4000.

2024-05-13 12:49:56

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@npub1ptn…q4c8 I never knew how tf to play this game. Ragequit the simulator

2024-05-12 21:15:21

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@npub1pnp…52zw oh fr? What was its name again I just remember he used to boink his brother too...

2024-05-11 14:37:40

Can anyone recommend a good wireguard dashboard?

2024-05-10 22:01:45

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@npub108e…nss3 @npub13pt…fdd9 rolelay: I'm the fourpourp Dev who keeps closing your github tickets with "moved to discussion" and ignoring your discussions

2024-05-10 21:56:56

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@npub1lnz…k8dk call me a traitor but ive always loved a classic zero.

2024-05-06 23:10:32

Hey does anyone want some beef jerky I made 4 pounds.

2024-03-19 00:21:28

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@npub1pnp…52zw @npub1yck…ujmw @npub108e…nss3 @npub1w7z…ue4q after a decade nobody cares about the paper except predatory lenders and debt collectors (yay student loans).
Its largely about passing a panel or 3 and being well spoken. Worst case you get a senior/laureate on your interview panel and they leave you shook for a few days before the final offer because they just sat there watching and asked no questions.

2024-01-16 01:58:49

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@npub1njs…7fqx "try to stop an Irishman from taking the piss"
And other Sisyphian pursuits of the legislature

2023-11-24 22:34:47

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@npub1j5l…wxv4
Me: oh boy I just updated my fstab time to mount -a
Systemd: U CHANGED FSTAB DONT 4GET ABOUT MEEEEEE SYDTEMCTL --DAEMIN-REALODEEEE :acat_screamangry: :acat_screamangry: :acat_screamangry: :acat_screamangry: :acat_screamangry: :acat_screamangry: :acat_screamangry:

2023-11-02 19:08:38

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@npub1fzn…98g0 god I wish that was me.