Kierkegaanks

Class before ass. I don’t know what that actually means.

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2024-08-17 15:42:48

Did you know that Starbucks drinks contain 27% sugar to hide the taste of union busting and harassment of employees?
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2024-08-09 23:23:53

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@npub1dts…6798 this is how you drive a stake through the heart-cavity void of fox news watchers

2024-08-09 21:45:45

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@npub1t5m…9guy That was so much better than my sad option

2024-08-09 12:17:34

Siri, how can you tell if your Roomba is suffering from depression?

2024-08-08 22:42:22

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@npub10pr…qn7d dystopia presented by feelgood us news

2024-08-08 16:59:17

Recently declassified photo shows first contact with the Romulan Space Empire
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2024-08-08 15:39:43

I challenge everyone working at Apple headquarters to turn off predictive and corrective text and not edit errors in their in house communication
to experience the hell they put multilingual users through

2024-08-08 10:17:08

I need to retract my report that women pundits on fox news have lamprey mermaid dna

2024-08-08 07:22:26

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2024-08-07 16:51:28

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2024-08-07 16:05:22

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@npub1lgy…aefg not too dissimilar!
Also reminds me of the possibly oskar schlemmer influenced costumes in the music video for new order’s true faith

2024-08-07 15:43:45

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@npub1lgy…aefg exfurrrminate!
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2024-08-07 13:20:58

If you work hard, pray hard, and dare to dream, an avocado toast could be in your future too

2024-08-06 21:54:18

[Betsy de Vos spontaneously catching fire as KamTim takes a solid lead]

2024-08-06 12:42:44

I wonder how often business license inspectors at microsoft were being told to go fuck themselves because of scammers.
I know I rudely hung up on them twice 20 years ago.

2024-08-06 12:39:52

And finally, the result of 2-3 hours of public transport
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2024-08-06 11:24:28

Everybody’s got a dark trait that makes life more difficult for them and everyone around them. For Steve Martin it’s playing the banjo.

2024-08-06 08:42:12

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@npub1rtc…9wd6 The scraper can’t make a judgment call on what it scrapes, so everything that poisoned the world in this last decade is in there

2024-08-05 18:00:43

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@npub1f2y…m58m funnily, that was about my first thought when i first glimpsed it

2024-08-05 17:29:11

Recreation of original lighthouse from 1561
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2024-08-05 16:45:22

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@npub1f2y…m58m that they acknowledge personal life?

2024-08-05 16:25:39

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@npub1f2y…m58m Yay! You go! At a reasonable rate that feels ok

2024-08-04 23:03:35

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 and definitely not coordinated

2024-08-04 17:04:32

Meloni’s reaction to gay olympians is funny until you remember she’s got Satan in her Whatsapp group
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2024-08-04 13:14:53

Tonight’s fundraiser Zoom call Serial Killers For Trump has an exciting list of international political guest speakers

2024-08-03 17:35:59

After winning the lottery I pay Courtney Love to come in every monday morning and wake me up with one of her songs

2024-08-03 00:14:04

I’d like to clarify that when I said that it for real wouldn’t even be possible to measure and quantify how much better I would be as POTUS than Donald Trump, I didn’t actually suggest that I would be qualified for the work, and not run away and hide from my duty, quivering from terror in a darkened white house cupboard

2024-08-02 23:51:01

How can you live if you don’t have anything meaningful to aspire to?

2024-08-02 21:43:39

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 Back in the 40s the German state film company UFA produced news reels ”educating” the people how every German invasion was forced by the enemies of the führer and the fatherland. Sounds familiar somehow

2024-08-02 17:21:27

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@npub13n4…3h2h aah! Plotters i get. But the other … write by the seat of your pants?

2024-08-02 17:13:09

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@npub13n4…3h2h google translate didn’t help :/

2024-08-02 12:08:33

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 personally i blame their employers more

2024-08-02 10:29:09

I had deviced a plan to test gravity today. Instead gravity tested me first.

2024-08-01 21:52:43

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@npub1f2y…m58m the eternal question of what came first the philip or the dick

2024-08-01 21:40:47

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@npub1f2y…m58m maybe he wasn’t insane but actually saw glimpses of the future

2024-08-01 20:19:22

And there comes the blurred line between libertarianism and fascism again
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2024-08-01 20:16:37

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@npub1f2y…m58m Doctors with hospital budget responsibilities. No profit motive. More triage.

2024-08-01 20:10:45

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@npub1f2y…m58m they don’t get to do anything to patients here either. Prolonged investigations and expensive procedures are decided by a board of doctors

2024-08-01 19:59:44

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@npub1f2y…m58m If so they’re taking informed choice off the table. Me and my kin are well familiar with the sub 2% chance diagnostics

2024-08-01 19:46:28

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@npub1f2y…m58m in my experience older, more experienced doctors tend to be more unwilling to check increasingly unlikely causes if the most probable ones don’t pan out.

2024-08-01 19:24:19

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@npub1f2y…m58m possibly doctors fresh out of med school who are thorough instead of relying on odds?

2024-08-01 19:15:17

Is it -always- the batshit atrocity side that screams NO POLITICS in your face, or did I miss incidents of tempered and measured sides doing it?

2024-08-01 15:48:36

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@npub1f2y…m58m mutates or cuts and splices to move evolution in the direction of existing life. My impression is that it’s how they push evolution in a desired direction, whether they are seeding a planet or destroying it

2024-08-01 15:33:37

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@npub1f2y…m58m it kind of ties Aliens in with Prometheus though

2024-08-01 10:56:33

TIL: in Aliens (1986) the facehuggers had fingernails, and that just makes it so much worse
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2024-07-31 16:53:24

Dark humor. You won’t like it
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2024-07-31 15:40:04

Elon grinning as the gene pool turns yellow around him

2024-07-31 15:17:42

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@npub1f2y…m58m imagine the cost of printing thousands of sleeves with lsd

2024-07-31 13:33:26

Hey google do grateful dead live albums give contact highs?

2024-07-31 13:14:21

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@npub1ahq…wjwd and the polls are very often subpar

2024-07-31 12:13:37

When that fat old sun in the sky is falling
Summer evening birds are calling
Summer Sunday and a year
The sound of music in my ears

2024-07-30 17:48:41

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@npub1f2y…m58m could we use cardboard?

2024-07-30 17:34:32

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@npub1f2y…m58m
let’s be edgy and do brutalism
oh no

2024-07-30 17:21:38

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@npub1f2y…m58m lol these brutalist bricks are at least not as hostile as raw concrete

2024-07-30 17:00:23

Walking around my town I noticed this view and realized I haven’t got a clue what those buildings at the end of the street are. Hello I’ll be your region guide today.
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2024-07-30 12:41:57

What is kierke listening to?
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2024-07-30 12:10:05

Manholes are oddly named the more you think about it

2024-07-29 16:26:16

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@npub1f2y…m58m oh they’ve been doing it since before google lol

2024-07-29 16:18:51

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@npub1f2y…m58m This happens to me bimonthly. I’m in a rental

2024-07-29 10:51:15

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@npub1uld…xht3 uff take care today

2024-07-29 10:38:33

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2024-07-28 20:58:47

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@npub1psd…9sr7 the vanceinator

2024-07-28 20:21:15

I am become received pronounciation, the destroyer of words

2024-07-28 14:09:17

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2024-07-27 14:47:23

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 lol vance is thiel’s bonsai

2024-07-26 19:48:51

How did JD Vance know which sofa to seduce? Not a problem!
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2024-07-25 23:43:19

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@npub1f2y…m58m solve problems for women around elmo

2024-07-25 23:39:38

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@npub1f2y…m58m greedy
everyone knows it only takes one tribble

2024-07-25 21:31:47

Hm. In Star Trek Voyager we learn that 7of9 was assimilated by the Borg roundabout 20 years earlier when her parents tracked a cube-ship until they were noticed and got on the Borg’s to-do-list
But that was more than ten years before Q tossed the Enterprise halfway across the galaxy to introduce humanity to just one of the unwieldy threats that waited for us out there
So the Hansens could not have heard of the Borg, and they would not be able to reach Borg space with their unsophisticated ship

2024-07-25 20:34:00

Just be yourself on tinder.
If nobody wants you, take the hint and change who you are so you’re a less obnoxious cunt than now
my father said to me before he left us

2024-07-25 20:06:01

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@npub1f2y…m58m brb i need to read romantic literature until i can’t stop myself from doing opium

2024-07-25 20:01:03

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@npub1f2y…m58m does it matter if it’s epilepsy?

2024-07-25 19:59:50

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@npub1f2y…m58m or it became sublime

2024-07-25 19:24:27

Hey girl u look fine let’s go out and dance in a joy division club
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2024-07-24 16:26:44

Face eating leopard’s party steps up
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2024-07-23 21:52:00

What’s the sound of one butt cheek clapping?

2024-07-23 20:10:35

Sorry for my posting frequency now. Im trying to watch the new Beverly Hills Cop and it’s fucking atrocious and should never have been considered for production

2024-07-23 19:47:26

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@npub1f2y…m58m HE WAS TRULY GREAT IN I CLAUDIUS

2024-07-23 19:43:12

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2024-07-23 15:43:18

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@npub1lzz…jhl3 tbf he never had a sharp mind and his voters love a fucking idiot

2024-07-22 16:06:33

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@npub1f2y…m58m a nepo twat so useless even peter thiel fires you

2024-07-22 16:04:30

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@npub1f2y…m58m lol, stoics were posers already back then?

2024-07-22 14:33:28

When Karen from high school in 1989 gets in toncil deep with an MLM
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2024-07-22 14:28:52

Ok I like to think about the Roman empire as much as the next guy, but this just feels like an insulting cut with added salt in the wound
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2024-07-22 13:04:45

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@npub1a76…3kkt not to mention from absolute amoebas who poison the datasets with their entitled ignorance

2024-07-21 23:11:31

Wet fart noises
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2024-07-20 17:02:27

*Boop*

2024-07-20 03:32:40

It’s not poo, it’s sham-poo

2024-07-20 00:19:47

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@npub16uk…pv7k doing cyber security in-house would be a great idea

2024-07-19 14:55:53

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@npub1f2y…m58m only one of my mutual funds own crowdstrike so these are happy tears

2024-07-19 14:54:08

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@npub1f2y…m58m it used to be about ten years before they were born, but they look like bad stock now

2024-07-19 14:42:14

Crowdstrike is a publically traded company. Down ~11% atm

2024-07-19 11:04:29

AI is our friend.
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2024-07-19 09:30:56

Hulk Hogan not quite fixing to tear his tee. Rip.

2024-07-19 09:13:36

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@npub1qg4…augv well, apple is too expensive and linux stops working every week and takes a week to try to find a fix for before you give up and reinstall the old horror again

2024-07-18 20:36:34

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@npub1f2y…m58m just some casual cray

2024-07-18 20:29:50

”Experts” say men spend more time on the loo than women to escape house chores according to a tabloid.
I’m just going to make the call that these experts were made up by a mentally ill journalist.

2024-07-18 16:29:29

Tooting sounds like a small town in the UK

2024-07-18 15:54:31

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@npub1f2y…m58m i think the ferment that reached the ceiling got to dry and gravity helped us mop up the rest

2024-07-18 15:46:43

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@npub1f2y…m58m i did this with fermented ginger beer once
in a lunch room with a 4m ceiling