garden_variety_jess
Jessica Chasteen

Gardener, Writer, Creator 🪴🖋️🎨
Hillbilly Spiritualist:
Born of Royalty + Heresy 🕊️
Social Media + Tech Enthusiast 🤓
YouTube + Spotify:
#GardenVarietyJess 🎥🎙️
#GardenVarietyBlog 💜💚

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2024-11-16 12:09:57

He had to make sure folks got their money’s worth?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://image.nostr.build/e0b44e684e67690526981b00abe02be7943e33288534f6fc33a4cdadd6410f12.jpg

2024-11-15 01:51:33

Absolutely nothing is creepier than getting a DM from an account who follows NO ONE but has 5k followers. A tad spooky, if you ask me.

2024-11-12 00:25:07

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Probably more importantly in this space, @npub1sg6…f63m is on the short list for technology! Go vote on nominees.mahanow.org!

2024-11-12 00:18:16

Have y’all heard Trump talking about the Digital Bill of Rights yet? Thoughts? Joe Rogan put the speech on his IG…
#digitalbillofrights

2024-11-11 17:22:57

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Amazing choice. Thank you!

2024-11-11 17:20:03

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Oh this is very good thank you

2024-11-11 15:51:56

GM 🤠 If you could nominate one man (living or not) to be used as an example of “divine masculinity” for the book I’m writing, who would you choose and why? I’ve gotten some really interesting responses on TikTok, but I bet yall will have even better ones.

2024-11-06 20:01:54

Theo Von for press secretary!
Pass it on! 🤣

2024-11-06 13:32:01

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It really is deeply concerning. I cut my cable off 15 years ago and have never regretted it.

2024-11-03 00:02:30

😆 This election is way too dramatic. I just saw a big Dem guy say: “tomorrow set your clock back an hour, and Tuesday get ready to set it back 100 years.” Bro a hundred years ago we had a functioning transatlantic rail system. Don’t threaten me with a good time. 🤣

2024-10-31 14:27:54

Happy Halloween 🎃 Stay safe out there and remember: “Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing." -Dwight Schrute https://image.nostr.build/a89d2070b925fef2162a730436108dea095f40002f74e8129ba85a1166debee5.jpg

2024-10-30 22:47:40

I’m really good at not taking things personally until no one laughs at my joke in the group chat… 😐🫥

2024-10-28 15:38:31

Without hashtags how would I even realize that “I voted early” and “I vote dearly” are the same letters with different spacing ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2024-10-25 11:14:48

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I choose to see the world through Bitcoin-orange colored glasses 😁

2024-10-25 10:46:30

GM 😎 Friday meme https://image.nostr.build/5290c200a1ad17b7aa8f92a164a35181aa08c0243ea48930ebb38c76bed29568.jpg

2024-10-24 17:10:46

If you want to grow an audience on one of the social search engine platforms like #TikTok or #Pinterest - I built a little course for you! 😎 I’ll be adding an audio lecture to it before the end of the year, but if you’d like to get the written portions, I’m running an early bird special of 50% off! Your slide deck will auto-update once I add the audio, so you’ll have access to that as well after the early bird special ends.
Check it out under “New: Social Search Engine Strategy” over on my blog:
https://gardenvarietyblog.com/
Hope it helps a future artist, author, or educator!
#socialmedia #strategy #growmyfollowing #audiencegrowth #writers # https://image.nostr.build/50350faf5446493dbf8d7f7629cd7697eefba77e274120e932139324eaec78e6.jpg

2024-10-24 11:44:39

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PS the Yamaha Peru is def my ex 🤣 sorry not sorry for calling you out Michel

2024-10-24 11:42:50

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Isn’t it? 🤣 we live in crazy times apparently.

2024-10-24 11:38:30

This is Halloween adjacent, right? 👻💀 #note12jt…6cp0

2024-10-24 11:37:02

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Just a little example 😬 spooky 👻 https://video.nostr.build/c2dd6ee11eabdd697046196d99da636eb3d3c4b7f0af49de7636b74ec588e000.mp4

2024-10-24 11:29:43

My social avatar is this orange-glasses selfie on every platform except LinkedIn… because we all know they nosy over there 🤣

2024-10-24 10:58:12

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GM 😎🤙

2024-10-24 10:57:28

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That’s the best person to be!

2024-10-24 10:48:59

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🤣 I’ve been both! Seriously though, I told my cousin just yesterday that I’m going to laugh at whichever party gets thwarted, and she replied: oh so you’re just a menace either way, huh? 😆 she knows me too well

2024-10-24 10:27:02

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GM Karnage 🙂

2024-10-24 10:24:01

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Is it because he wrote a book? I’m never offered the tea 🫖 lol

2024-10-24 10:22:02

GM 😎 I don’t identify as Republican or Democrat. I identify as: A MENACE. 😈

2024-10-23 22:00:25

So after RFK endorsed Trump and told his supporters to vote for Trump, I laughed and jested: “What are they gonna do now if they want to fix the game, say that Stein pulled votes from Trump?” 🤣🤣🤣 omg sometimes it’s a curse to be this aware of macro-patterns 💀 https://image.nostr.build/bb05a12eceb3fd5ee959b476dfb0117da8516514dec254105c38c06b8c65f815.jpg https://image.nostr.build/7e5679a35dbb5691583590bdce699ccced647f93a0ed13f06205ed7831faa517.jpg

2024-10-20 00:22:16

Big stargazer over here and tonight I noticed the comet ☄️ shown in my “Night Sky” app and through my husband’s 100x zoom 😮 https://image.nostr.build/e0b01768ac28b4da8f90f6ca541249e6b4508830260738467f9cd53d0c6d6088.jpg https://image.nostr.build/f42035e0fd0cb35f7bac1ac93b6f9369234b31d7806fe7ea9b55aa8e689b6fe4.jpg

2024-10-11 12:30:38

Feeling like spooky season up in here 👻🦇🎃 https://image.nostr.build/35ca18b2986c5c0372439587753635d5098079e24f5dcdf0cc5d893d9aeffc85.jpg

2024-10-09 10:39:34

GM ☀️ be unserious. Life is way too short to be serious every day.

2024-10-09 00:26:37

I met Michael Shellenberger once upon a Twitter in 2016 when he posted this TED talk, and I replied something to the effect of “Good on you for repping Harambe”, and he got such a kick out of it we ended up in a whole conversation about energy politics. 🤣 #goodtimes https://image.nostr.build/77343c6ef464470f32d3707312a00f33e2d04c5fdb00089ce2634974f36d66f4.jpg

2024-10-08 23:37:05

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Don’t get me wrong: I have no beef with Shelly.
You don’t grow up next to Oak Ridge in the town of the world’s largest coal ash spill without becoming at least a little pro-nuclear and anti-fossils.
I’m just interested to see how the UAP tech stuff shakes out.

2024-10-08 23:04:03

You know who the “greens” love to hate? Michael Shellenberger.
You know who I just saw on News Nation talking about UFO disclosure? Michael Shellenberger.
Hold up, I need my popcorn. 🍿

2024-10-08 21:18:39

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Don’t tempt me, Fast Eddie. Lol

2024-10-08 21:09:20

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Yeah no I’m only a menace then 😅 no delight

2024-10-08 21:05:18

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I may or may not be writing a historical fantasy romance novel that contributed to this feeling 🤣

2024-10-08 20:57:53

😈 I’m simultaneously a fucking menace and an absolute delight. You’ve been warned.

2024-10-07 16:15:48

GM ☀️ Anyone know why Pinterest’s UI is so messed up for any screen larger than a phone? 😅 I see so many Reddit posts but can’t find an answer or a way to report the bug (bug: tiling of pins is weird, way too much empty space randomly…) Here is an example. #pinterest https://image.nostr.build/37e23bf658f87919607660d616d267aa9f3e04f0dacd874373be35dfb94c57ad.jpg

2024-10-04 19:05:43

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In a world where I’m told Richard Simmons never wore a sweatband, I choose to question everything 🤣

2024-10-04 17:20:18

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That’s what 45M people wanna know 🤣

2024-10-04 14:55:03

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Super crazy! It even knows that I wobble between the J/P 🤣 when I took a test in college those were my closest scores

2024-10-04 14:53:42

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Omfg it knew! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀

2024-10-04 14:52:34

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🤣 omg now I gotta try it

2024-10-04 14:51:32

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The hands are too good for this to be AI generated 🤣

2024-10-04 14:49:30

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Went creeping on the linked IG account highlights and - Machiavelli?! 🤣 wow https://image.nostr.build/e6f3790985a10b037e2d63bf90d7636565ce4693a47123c839d5cca6c3243177.jpg

2024-10-04 12:04:33

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That or folks wanna believe this guy been in witness protection haha

2024-10-04 11:57:05

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Also this was the top comment just FYi https://image.nostr.build/bb5d372deb396baf663e30cfbe056b9f084675ae790f051c0beff1cc3092acb4.jpg

2024-10-04 11:56:30

Um. GFM 😎 I’m just going to put this screen recording I took this morning here, and yall tell me if it has you feeling a certain type of way or nah… #viral #tiktok https://video.nostr.build/78189a1d8a38a7cf3711f2e85820dbd54f3552447746f45f1baaa171b9ae7f6d.mp4

2024-10-03 18:50:07

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This goes with this thread… https://image.nostr.build/a4cb5e71aad064d3bf9a9267f36ea31c318b6915826137c742265fd6e04cb632.jpg

2024-10-03 16:44:42

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Yes that’s the Total Flight Solutions folks

2024-10-03 16:44:07

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I just dropped their websites. I think the aerial recovery group is already a nonprofit and can take direct donations and the other two have some kind of crowdfunding link setup

2024-10-03 16:43:07

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https://www.totalflight.com/
https://aerialrecovery.org/
https://happyhelicopters.com/

2024-10-03 16:40:45

Thanks to everyone sharing the word about #hurricanehelene rescue and relief. People have asked what is the best way to support the region right now, and the answer is unequivocally donate to the helicopter volunteer rescue groups in the area:
-Aerial Recovery, a veterans led group out of north FL who have stationed in Asheville
-Total Flight Solutions, a volunteer pilot group out of Durham NC
-Happy Helicopters, tour group turned aid droppers out of Greenville SC
Our communities on the ground are gathering supplies, but these pilots need money for fuel to keep making trips in and out of remote areas and rescuing folks. They are the real MVPs. 👏 I’ll link their websites below.

2024-10-03 15:14:21

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Death/dying is the d-word 💀

2024-10-03 14:49:10

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From the looks of things, the puppeteers are losing control of a lot more than just this narrative. Folks are wising up at last.

2024-10-03 13:59:36

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Yeah NC is a swing state right? I’m not sure this is how the current admin will swing it back to their favor. I hate to think that they are “dismissing the deplorables” but that is certainly a suspicion among Appalachians.

2024-10-03 13:53:50

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Part of me thinks they’re downplaying all the footage because it’s so unusual even for the current state of the climate. Like did you see the amount of sand on the streets and in peoples homes in St Pete?? And then up around Newport TN they had river stones stacked up 2-3 ft high on top of their fields - as if it had been dumped there by dump trucks and leveled out. Like not only did the storm move water, it moved sand and stone in a weird way.

2024-10-03 13:26:05

Just showing yall - I have an audience of 38k and not a single one of my last 3 posts about Helene relief got more than 1k views. If that’s not evidence of censorship, I’m not sure what is. Please share Appalachian voices! https://image.nostr.build/f5df1ffbec8c32330f8063a16779dbb6ef733ecc1f98e6fb2137e574787d8aac.jpg

2024-10-03 13:18:55

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I sincerely think they are playing it down so that it doesn’t become their Katrina or so that nobody asks why we continue to pump money into weapons of war for overseas. It’s criminal.

2024-10-03 12:08:03

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We are on the same exact page 👏 I’m going to talk to my local lifestar guys today and see what they are doing

2024-10-03 12:03:00

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If you know a helicopter pilot, please share!

2024-10-03 12:01:47

I have the feeling this video will be taken down swiftly for mentioning the d-word (💀) so I’m putting it here for posterity and so that folks know what’s actually happening in East TN / West NC… https://video.nostr.build/57f5ab21ab06ced44df47126e9991bef4196e22c15c7cb2cd73c99e6f4f457fe.mp4

2024-10-03 11:16:30

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I will ask her! I know Drift does accept BTC for services 😊

2024-10-03 10:52:21

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For sure. We have friends in Asheville that we still haven’t heard from 🥺😣

2024-10-03 10:49:37

If you know anyone still without power or water in the Greenville SC or surrounding area, my cousin’s business now has power and she’s opening up 12-6 today for free showers for anyone who needs one in the community! BYOT - bring your own towel! #yeahthatgreenville #driftgreenville #hurricanehelene https://image.nostr.build/2c0ef1772b47bb4f65339329be964d4a062b84466e87b27eacf9c7cb5e550665.jpg

2024-10-03 10:41:40

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By “very high” I mean a more than 20% “like” rate and a 10% “share” rate 🤙

2024-10-03 10:39:26

GM 👽 yall remember i was telling you last night about TikTok playing shenanigans around the #HurricaneHelene hashtag? Just reporting in: only got 800 views on that video in spite of very high ratio of engagement-per-view.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2024-10-02 23:36:01

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This was Greenville, SC and they didn’t even get the worst of it. #hurricanehelene https://image.nostr.build/efebefc9219171040b49f1cc903a6d142e36c1c48401269f3e168c8f706bd429.jpg https://image.nostr.build/5e7bd5982e71021be1a8436f6f4016f838b73f2a44ea0c9928fa6d9379292f12.jpg

2024-10-02 23:33:15

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I’m not saying they don’t want people asking inconvenient questions about our budgetary priorities as a nation, but I’m not not saying it…

2024-10-02 23:24:59

If you’re not seeing a lot about #HurricaneHelene aftermath, I get the feeling that’s on purpose… look how it refuses to autofill on #tiktok for the video I just made - which is me showing zero front page stories about the disaster in NC or the relief efforts on Fox, CNN or MSNBC… anyway, keep Appalachia in your thoughts, especially western NC where there are 180+ fatalities and many hundreds more missing. Roads are washed out, supplies are being brought in by helicopters and hobby drones and mules. Many hundreds of thousands of people are still without power 6 days later. https://image.nostr.build/19ef23bdcad2ec3e38b0b0c384560d12001d53cfa8c59154b36ba02a27637e83.jpg

2024-10-02 20:50:14

Sometimes I get real esoteric and sentimental at the same time and think about how they put us Appalachians in the mines to make us forget we came from the stars ✨🥺

2024-10-01 14:52:09

GM 👽 Does anyone else have ongoing bits or inside jokes with only yourself? Or is this just the curse of an introvert-comedian 🤣 I do little things to crack myself up that I know nobody else would find funny but me. I guess we all gotta find our joy where we can. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2024-09-27 22:41:22

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Unabashedly

2024-09-27 22:38:57

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Same 😅

2024-09-27 22:27:30

😅😅😅 https://image.nostr.build/3ef7d48fe398827c1d080efd9a438a2edb109b81c5c61ffa4c1c6d25b67c08f4.jpg

2024-09-21 11:45:30

GM 🤙 another BTS for yall! Crocus! #artstr #flowerstr #gardenvarietycalendar https://image.nostr.build/ecce8a4d856371f6b1ced8fddfc3a171c6f896ce3d5b63251e615e7fd938d17e.jpg

2024-09-20 17:05:43

Also does someone more keen than I want to explain the note-repeater bot madness in the replies? 🤔

2024-09-20 17:04:24

😬 just had somebody approach me to be an influencer-for-Harris… who’s gonna tell em they lost me approx 363 days ago? Smh. Read the room, folks.

2024-09-20 11:53:22

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Same 🫂

2024-09-20 11:50:47

GM 🌞 Here’s another behind the scenes of my illustration project - the zebra primrose. What are you grateful for today? I am grateful for the quiet moments in the early morning with my coffee and my stylus. ☕️ #gratitude #artstr https://image.nostr.build/126d46278353c4638ad546ad333cf7103bc70899c3484366ce7c9d024f24ed48.jpg

2024-09-19 16:47:31

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I told TikTok it kind of explains why people act illogically sometimes 😅

2024-09-19 11:58:58

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Omg I’m a little obsessed with Theo Von 🤣 looking that up pronto

2024-09-19 11:58:19

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GM Kamo! You as well! 🫂

2024-09-19 11:57:53

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That’s hysterical! 🤣 I remember it coming out in the early 2000s because I remember the cover. But I’m just now reading it and wow. Fantastic read.

2024-09-19 11:42:47

GM 🌞 book recommendation for your Thursday: The Art of Seduction by Robert Greene. Fascinating. #bookstr

2024-09-14 13:30:20

GM 🌞 just finished my February Seasonal Fruits & Blooms calendar! On to March! Here is a sneak peek of my fav Feb flower 🥰 #illustrators #flowers #art #gardenvarietycalendar https://image.nostr.build/5e0f637dc9c320b43eebee7bb6fe01cfc48568b95e58baf4f8b6f611c0c1e7d3.jpg

2024-09-09 20:11:43

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://image.nostr.build/f30df0bb482a19252085b774014a1507c5cc558991a736e71bcc0363e8779813.jpg

2024-09-09 20:09:24

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William Gates 🤣

2024-09-09 10:57:22

GM 🌞 just saw someone on LinkedIn replying to Bill Gates, and they called him BG… it took all my willpower to not respond: “That’s WG to you” 🤣

2024-09-07 11:57:03

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Gm Eliza! ☕️🫂

2024-09-05 11:25:57

GM 🦉 who gave #Duolingo the permission to be this dramatic for real? 🤣 https://image.nostr.build/12fead62445b4b7d72615734b19e130aad3bf851246b7402eea73776625226a8.jpg

2024-09-05 10:16:52

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It is not… according to Google… (anymore lol) - as someone with a very good memory for words, this particular Mandela effect is really disturbing me. I also am from the HAAS timeline. Lol

2024-09-05 10:14:55

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Aha you and I are from the alternate timeline 😅

2024-09-04 12:47:09

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Congratulations you’re from this timeline! 😅

2024-09-04 12:45:39

GM 🥑 Mandela effect test! The small avocado whose name starts with H and ends with S — How is that name spelled? #mandelaeffect

2024-09-01 16:12:42

GM ☕️ nice reminder. #costar https://image.nostr.build/da3f26f3970a5cb3f0f2e9a90558a140529d0f66e078c7a49514b1537d1e0236.jpg

2024-08-29 17:46:04

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You don’t have to… you have proofs *badumbumtssss* 🤣

2024-08-29 15:59:00

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It’s going well, friend! How’s it going with you? 🫂

2024-08-29 14:18:03

GM ☕️ ever heard the saying: “those who can’t do, teach”? Well, if that’s true I’d like to add: “Those who can’t teach, argue.” 🤣