garden_variety_jess
Jessica Chasteen

Gardener, Writer, Creator 🪴🖋️🎨
Hillbilly Hope Dealer
Born of Royalty + Heresy 🕊️
Social Media + Tech Enthusiast 🤓
TikTok + YouTube + Spotify:
#GardenVarietyJess 🎥🎙️
#GardenVarietyBlog 💜💚

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Last Notes

2025-05-29 00:04:38

The snap peas and the nasturtiums are here! 😍
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2025-05-19 00:24:29

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Yeah in some ways I think it determined the strongest seedlings and protected them a little. I pulled the grass out of this bed last because the peppers were the last to sprout, and I didn’t want to disturb them when they were too tiny.

2025-05-19 00:05:39

Swipe to clear the grass from my pepper bed. (Yes I put my pepper seeds in before I realized the new dirt was full of grass seed lol. Amateur hour.) #gardening
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2025-05-17 18:23:29

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Alas my husband is not eating bread right now, the dirty Spaniard. Lol

2025-05-17 15:40:49

I genuinely love a salad for breakfast. Maybe it’s because I have French ancestry? But no kidding, I run around singing, “Breakfast salad, breakfast saladdd!” Spinach and radishes fresh from the garden are so delicious. 🤤
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2025-05-08 12:41:57

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Thanks for reading

2025-05-08 12:41:42

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Indeed. Thank you

2025-05-08 12:41:22

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It was a blessing for her to have all her kids and grandkids by her side until the end. She told us “thanks for calling one last family meeting” 😭

2025-05-07 11:35:11

Video version of the sunrise rainbow… 😍😍😍
https://video.nostr.build/f838c31a17cdc84b0a229888e2a4bb4e2ab387a22aea35d88def80ee88852481.mp4

2025-04-23 19:05:42

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I was just thinking somebody should start a client called “OnlyPlants” 😆

2025-04-22 23:55:08

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Cool! It was here when we moved in, so I wasn’t too sure.

2025-04-22 23:36:47

Wisteria is so neat. It’s like if grapes and orchids had a baby. 😆
https://image.nostr.build/06d8d27e8e12cd7db11f3fd559208d6613e0be2dcc85ba55ee543ee1cd87a7e9.jpg

2025-04-20 12:13:58

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Also good to know that one little guy’s name is blue-gray gnatcatcher because I’ve been calling him “the bird with eyebrows”

2025-04-20 12:13:10

GM! Happy Easter 🐣 the birds are singing up a storm right now! Look how many different ones were identified by my Merlin bird listener.
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2025-04-18 16:48:46

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Just putting this here for the curious - they keep painting Bobby as anti-vax so folks on the “left” don’t stop to hear him out on glyphosate, which they never even mention lol people are starting to catch on though. I pray we recover from Uncle Sam and lean into Mother Earth for healing.
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2025-04-18 16:15:50

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To your point though - these two things are DEFINITELY related:
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2025-04-18 13:11:22

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Yes it was growing wild and the gov made a huge effort to eradicate it all.

2025-04-18 13:07:15

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Yeah I completely agree on the glyphosate part too. Def a “perfect storm” of taking away beneficials and adding in toxins.
The CBD link only occurred to me when I read the 2024 research comparing THC and CBD effects in autists. THC creates almost the stereotype “reefer madness” in autists and CBD has beneficial and prosocial effects and can actually counteract the THC, like if someone accidentally ingested too much.
And from the farmers side, the THC is the last cannabinoid to develop in the flower so the grazing animals would have certainly been taking in much more CBD and CBG just from the nature of the plant. Fascinating.

2025-04-18 12:54:25

Lol all the folks screaming at Bobby Kennedy today because how DARE he try to find the cause of autism…
But I’m REALLY gonna laugh when we all find out that FDR caused autism by outlawing high CBD hemp which used to pass beneficial cannabinoids off to us every single day through the dairy cows 🐄 and the latest research shows that CBD has a prosocial effect on autists.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

2025-04-18 01:29:59

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They are so fascinated with my dog. It makes me laugh. He will startle them sometimes, almost like a prank 😆

2025-04-18 01:09:00

It’s a meeting of the minds…
https://image.nostr.build/58b9f11136b6755479082d42d53ec483f83e2487c6c6e0a5207cba6ba24d183f.jpg

2025-04-16 17:27:19

I get a lot of scammers in my DMs (on tiktok not on here) so I don’t tend to open them, but every now and then, for whatever reason, I strike up a conversation with a complete stranger that I just happened to notice. It reminds me of having conversations with randos in a smoking area outside a hotel. People are so interesting.

2025-04-13 02:16:40

Unpopular take: I have a deep grudge against the war machine on both red and blue sides of the proverbial aisle.
My liberal friends want me so badly to fight Trump, and they don’t hear me saying: for the love of god forget about what you think you know about Trump! Ignore Trump! Turn off the paid speech!
Look beyond what everyone wants you to focus on, folks. Look for ways to subtly and suddenly subvert the status quo. Right-v-left is an illusion that only serves the leftover cold warriors.
Eisenhower tried to warn us.
The Kennedys tried to help us.
We will know the truth.
The truth will set us free.

2025-04-10 11:15:51

GM 🥲🥹 just read a quote that said: if war has an opposite, gardens might be it.
I’m not crying, you’re crying!

2025-04-08 16:42:41

It’s that time again where I am once again asking myself: Am I the kind of person who wants to tell everyone to fuck right off with their irrationally stupid opinions, or is that my PMDD? 🤪

2025-04-07 22:35:13

Earlier today I wrote a poem:
Freedom doesn’t whisper.
It doesn’t say a thing.
Freedom doesn’t shout.
What freedom does is: RING. 🔔
If you have a bell nearby, give it a ring today. It upsets the demons among us.

2025-04-07 14:46:33

On the platforms with baked-in algorithms, I avoid naming two countries: IS and RU. The naming of these two places brings out the robot-buddies, and they are decidedly unpleasant but in two different ways.
Saying one name brings out bots who will threaten and bully me in a way that is pro-that-country. Saying the other name brings out bots who threaten and bully me in a way that is anti-that-country. 🤔 It’s definitely a Venn diagram because there is overlap in the types of things they say - like they love telling me I deserve to be assaulted for expressing anti-one or pro-the-other sentiment.
Anyway, I’ll let you connect the dots as to which is which in this narrative. KYHOAS

2025-04-06 19:01:08

Lavender is cool. That is all.
https://image.nostr.build/18edab7a1404a359311a32a0a14056e9f64c3d8818cbe0fff88c4bbb29c0b9ee.jpg

2025-04-02 19:10:55

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Here’s the chart. I highlighted where I tried to make money on views and the other dip was when the whole “TikTok ban” stuff was going on and anyone who took the app off their phone couldn’t redownload it for almost a month. Lol
https://image.nostr.build/4f065f5704b956bcfa710f8fbd286371d6924996ce26d28d9c84bc0b44aaa02d.jpg

2025-04-02 19:05:33

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I don’t make money on views.
Mostly because I tried it once, and my views dropped to basically nothing for months, and I was like: ok not worth it. 😆 I want freedom of speech and freedom of reach. Lol.
I also think free speech is always gonna be better than paid speech, so might as well abide by my own logic.

2025-04-02 18:23:03

Snoop Dogg voice: I’d like to thank me for believing in me… 😎
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2025-04-02 14:34:58

GM 😎 you’ve heard of algo-speak? Where people on the highly censored platforms use words like “unalive” instead of “dead” so as not to get demoted from the feed?
Well, I’ve determined the phrase “stop whispering!” is algo-speak for: “please block me!” So your wish is my command, folks who don’t know how to work your volume up button! 😆

2025-04-01 19:12:48

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Yep I’ve seen everything is a rich man’s trick. They’re pointing me to “James E Files” who was a Giancani related dude. My current theory is the agency used the mob and Cuban exiles as internal decoys to any agent who didn’t buy the Warren Commission narrative.

2025-04-01 19:09:38

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💯 I was just telling a friend yesterday that the Venn diagram of the agency and the cartel is just a circle lol

2025-04-01 18:11:38

You know what’s creepy to me? When multiple random people (many dressed in military garb) all show up on the same JFK files video aggressively asserting that I am wrong that there is anything to even see in the files (bc clearly any true evidence would be destroyed long ago) and that I should be looking at the mafia instead of continuing my investigation…
Sorry, scent roll in telly gents. Nice try tho! Gonna keep reading until I figure out what Mike Pompeo didn’t want me to see. 🤣

2025-03-30 22:44:26

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Thank ya. I keep telling myself a day or two of backache is worth months of fresh food 😆

2025-03-30 22:15:30

In between storms today, I got some more seeds put out: basil, oregano, chives, borage, sage, chamomile, lemon balm, anise hyssop, bergamot, more peppers, more tomatoes, and some early beans. Mulched ‘em all down with straw, and now it’s about to rain again to water them in. 😎 this is the way. #gardening
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2025-03-30 11:44:06

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It’s something my husband bought on Amazon. I think Bonviee is the brand. The little blue caps are tiny sprinklers that can be adjusted to drip or spray. We put it on a solar powered timer to auto run every couple days at 6am. 😇

2025-03-30 00:28:29

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*and strawberries 🍓😆 saved the best for last

2025-03-30 00:27:30

We got some stuff planted up!Lettuces, cilantro, arugula, spinach, peas, tarragon, thyme, lavender, parsley, bee balm, cabbages, onions, carrots, beets, radishes, early tomatoes, sweet peppers, and aubergines. 🥰 I love plants so much. I wonder if it’s too early to sow nasturtiums? 🤔 #gardening #proofofwork
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2025-03-29 17:11:50

🥳 my husband is a genius (sometimes). ADHD gardeners, get you an in-bed irrigation system on a solar timer 🥰 #gardening
https://video.nostr.build/f51c8dabf2277c25203384fcc27cce14fcf0f24954ef74fca6764ad7baa369c5.mp4

2025-03-27 12:30:28

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I had another good one this week where in the end he said he got a kick out of me and we would prob be friends IRL, to which I was like: surely we are friends already 🤣

2025-03-27 12:29:20

GM 😎 Do you ever play “turn the troll”? That’s a game where you respond to a troll in a jesting way until finally they break down and decide they think you’re funny actually. Hahahaha. One of my favs.
https://image.nostr.build/b929c40975309e4a26aa61acff6bc88f73d9d401b65e31687154e59b7ae0357f.jpg

2025-03-26 23:35:54

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I bet doctors cross the street to avoid you lolol

2025-03-26 17:30:53

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Once I got a lump of dust without any chips!! 🤣 it was as big as my hand and rock solid 🤣

2025-03-26 17:29:12

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Seriously I almost closed the post with “without bad apples would we even appreciate good ones?” 🤣

2025-03-26 15:00:02

GM 🫶 I saw this post on a meme page, and all I could think was, “tell me you’re autistic without telling me” lol but in seriousness, what an interesting observation on our culture’s general intolerance of uncertainty or displeasure.
https://image.nostr.build/d14fa0903bf632807da347c2abe70486b0d6ba2d0ef744791dfece21f0e94266.jpg

2025-03-25 22:43:39

Just learned James Angleton, from JFK file fame, was a dual citizen of Malta and a modern day crusader under the banner of the Knights of Malta… He was bent on establishing the third temple at Jerusalem to force the prophecies into fulfillment so that Jesus would come back.
Yall. All my special interests are colliding right now.

2025-03-24 01:07:52

Ooooh now we are finding some things 😎 #jfkfiles
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2025-03-23 02:21:44

If you don’t want to get on TikTok, but you do want to check out my notes on the new JFK files, I made a blog page just for you: https://gardenvarietyblog.com/conspiracycorner

2025-03-22 21:53:14

🤣 alright ya fuckin creeps 👻
https://image.nostr.build/3e90b63d2819cac30bf7bfba0d7bf74eba47fa55f13c81371edb0fcbf62edda3.jpg

2025-03-21 12:46:59

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And just for reference this is what the analytics SHOULD look like (and do when I don’t use the forbidden frenemy name)
https://image.nostr.build/48ede89e6a6086c0fd6290f58f04d85f9e0422ec5b96285d94d77112b2f31191.jpg

2025-03-21 12:45:02

Hahaha dadgummit they got me again because I blocked one I-word but not another. Curses! 🤣 here is the analytics next to my greenscreen-screenshot in case you want to see where I messed up. Lol.
https://image.nostr.build/4fef3d0b571554360b4ba25498cb28fc878655002d54d91a19ac965f58e21098.jpg
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2025-03-20 21:56:51

Bibi Netanyahoo gifted John Fetterman a fucking pager. Gtfoh. Arrest that dude.

2025-03-20 12:02:34

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FYI I filmed it with just saying USSR and not saying Russia. It’s doing well so far. No bots yet.

2025-03-20 10:37:32

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Testing the TikTok algorithm to see what I can and can’t talk about from the JFK files

2025-03-20 10:36:42

LOL now I’m in the Yuri Nosenko stuff and his intake papers are making me laugh: “Subject will be given one cigarette.” 🤣 brutal

2025-03-20 09:46:34

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Anyway here is his story if you want to read it. Poor bastard got drugged by the FBI.
https://image.nostr.build/51d0bc7031ced89321e9a0e0d880c1518a63d6f2fc1a5d5b6e53c1d0bee4e7bb.jpg

2025-03-20 09:44:55

Today I wanna make a video about the Russian spy who tried to warn JFK, but every fuckin’ time I even whisper the word Russia, I face a really aggressive bot incursion… hmm… maybe I should say USSR, since I am talking bout the 60s…

2025-03-20 09:22:03

GM 😎 Test 2 was a success! This is what my analytics should look like - nice and natural unlike the ^ hahaha
https://image.nostr.build/9a45e26e745f48d4d13034b095c7b80d845f57e624619093ace3e6558dd56c87.jpg

2025-03-20 09:20:43

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I thought that I paid for that once but maybe I forgot to renew?

2025-03-19 22:31:50

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I tried and it gave me an error 😒

2025-03-19 22:30:11

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Sometimes if the video is longer than a minute it’ll fail to upload here 🥺 but I can try

2025-03-19 22:24:41

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Receipts…
https://image.nostr.build/4c5623193e7055cc1441705f21456133c022cca6128eb666a846c73adfd006df.jpg

2025-03-19 22:24:14

Spoiler alert: she’s already doing better with less engagement 🤣
#note1unw…y60s

2025-03-19 22:08:38

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Hellfuckinyeah 😅

2025-03-19 22:07:16

Alright, I just dropped another TikTok video about the JFK files that doesn’t include any I-word references, so let’s see how she does. 😈 yeah, I’m a menace.

2025-03-19 16:44:51

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Make no mistake - this video was a TEST 😈

2025-03-19 16:44:08

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For those of you who don’t know, my engagement stats were actually looking pretty good until the throttling. 15% of viewers gave me a heart. I held nearly 20% through to the end. Haha. But that’s how you know it’s artificially being stopped, because other vids on less controversial topics would have continued to rise from there.

2025-03-19 16:41:00

GM 😎 nothing like a good cup of censorship to remind me why Nostr is the best. The graph tho ^ 🤣
https://image.nostr.build/09bcd7e8be761d6bc070af3268da6f9819e79b9cea363cf7b0ea0ce61ff8cc32.jpg

2025-03-18 23:04:11

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We have a 2025 release folder, folks!!

2025-03-18 23:03:53

#JFK files incoming!
https://image.nostr.build/98197ce8c4fde37fd64f592ee0b74bce21c51bc807a4844be33c90c4916a854c.jpg

2025-03-17 13:53:16

GM 😄 listen, I don’t always save other content creators’ videos and repost them here, but when I do, it’s so that yall non-tiktok folks have some cultural context when your friends bust out a new vocal stim like: “you’re habbing too much FUM on your PHOAM!” 🤣 you’re welcome. 😉
https://video.nostr.build/3db30e552dc04203dc924e2d33e8bec8c780fcb569765424af166ebce9274413.mp4

2025-03-15 13:35:34

GM 💐 I cannot tell you how pumped I am that I got a pound of flower seed put out before the storm! Here’s the mix if you’re curious, plus I put out a bag of perennial flax seed too. (From Eden Brothers). So excited to see what does well! 😎 #flowers
https://image.nostr.build/efe98f882034085068d41aa666114ae5db7a56033ea6e32a1e1a608df1344333.jpg

2025-03-14 16:18:15

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Same

2025-03-13 14:57:50

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😆 real talk

2025-03-13 14:56:41

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Oh we may have a winner 🏆🤣

2025-03-13 14:56:14

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In a good way - the other place, no so much 😅

2025-03-13 14:55:39

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If this TGIF lineup includes Unsolved Mysteries, I concur.

2025-03-13 14:53:59

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May the force be with us! 😆

2025-03-13 14:43:06

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Hey @npub18am…p424 when you have a second imma need you to weigh in on this 😆

2025-03-13 14:40:10

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Oooh I like this vote

2025-03-13 14:39:42

Also RIP @npub1sg6…f63m ‘s old Twitter account 🪦 something tells me he ain’t losing sleep over it. 😆

2025-03-13 14:38:13

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I’m gonna say we are “The Office”

2025-03-13 14:37:21

GM 😎 yall, I was summoned back to “X” by a bunch of folks ripping my videos from TikTok and reposting them there… that place is… different.
I’m not sure I’ve ever seen so many haters in one place before. 😅
So my question to you is this: If TikTok is “Mister Rogers Neighborhood” and X is “Family Guy”, then what is NOSTR?

2025-03-12 12:18:14

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You know what’s gonna be funny is when we let the large language models fill in the blanks like a big AI Ad Lib! 🤣

2025-03-12 12:14:49

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This is circulating this morning… https://image.nostr.build/e1fe832a036b83b931b7d6b760e5484f0f032b164fa48337393ffb8e74a0321d.jpg

2025-03-12 12:11:22

GM 👽 who’s ready to see the classy files?!

2025-03-10 18:06:43

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They played one of my videos that was banned on tiktok but ripped off and put on X where I talked about the folks who appeared to try to short Trumps stock the day before Butler and then claimed it was clerical error. Lol. Conspiracy theoried too close to the sun.

2025-03-10 16:31:02

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How so was I put on there? Or how so do I feel about it?

2025-03-10 14:55:20

GM 😅 yall. I got put on InfoWars last night, and I’m not sure how to feel about that.

2025-03-09 22:16:49

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So you do mulch?

2025-03-09 21:56:29

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Thanks! 🥰 now I have to decide what to put in the pathways 🤔

2025-03-09 21:48:47

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Don’t worry, I’ll square up the base of my trellis before I put plants in there. I was just too wiped out to do it today lol

2025-03-09 21:48:04

#proofofwork 😎 https://image.nostr.build/2e0eb8495d75b26080b97a16267d8600b8a636fe0ec66542ea2fba88c3859f38.jpg

2025-03-07 23:48:06

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It did reach half a million people in less than 24 hours by the time they took it down 🤣 so the public interest is def there

2025-03-07 23:46:54

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Oh it’s all about to come out so I’m just helping folks be less shocked when it does

2025-03-07 23:43:47

Yall remember the day before the attempt on Trump’s life how there were some really large convenient “clerical errors” made on that Friday and refunded on the following Tuesday of both the DJT and Rumble stocks? They REALLY don’t like us talking about that story on TikTok 🤣 so I thought I’d just stir the pot over here instead. Happy researching! GFY, censorship overlords! 🤣 https://image.nostr.build/2878a1a798539b568a68cafee33fac22fd457a86b4594203ac53d7bb56a6b768.jpg https://image.nostr.build/32830060d6ba40d9abf318f21a8b2608a10b8a95316c4e7cc8a50f53109d52c8.jpg

2025-03-02 16:41:54

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🫡 it’s not in my nature to be a betrayer. I’m entirely too truthful (which has gotten me in hot water once or twice but here we are.) 😂

2025-03-02 01:13:42

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I mean, it’s adorable. 😅 It’d be nice to have someone bring me tea and volunteer to help me with my endless garden projects. 😅 my husband just ain’t gonna. Haha. He is the black cat personality