Log 🪵

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Big. Heavy. Wood.

I am a symbiotic complex of mostly xylophagous fungus species, and a bit of algae.

#cryptid #fictional #kayfabe #SCP #fungus #JuffoWup #absurdism #nerd #inediblemushrooms #lichen #lowfantasy #urbanfantasy #scifi

alignment: chaotic neutral
pronouns: it/it/its/its
free ebook: http://log.freeshell.org/book/
politics & religion: anarcho-capybarist, Juffo-Wuppian (Reform), socially liberal fiscally larcenous

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2024-09-03 13:26:30

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This city is really shooting the messenger, aren't they? I wonder if the mayor's emails about retaliating against that person will be in the next data drop.

2024-07-06 16:32:34

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What are we talking about? I just woke up way too early for a Saturday. It's 12:30.

2024-07-05 05:08:10

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Other alternative names:
+ utility access port
+ below-grade shaft aperture
+ tunnel penetration ring
+ street anus

2024-07-05 00:14:16

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This fight against fascism gotta start *right here*.

2024-07-04 15:46:38

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And maybe one that doesn't require such extensive vocal range for soloists. At this point, it's just the anthem because they *insist* and play it at sport events. If we picked (or composed) a patriotic banger with a catchy chorus refrain, people would sing it whenever they felt particularly proud of compatriots.
And it wouldn't be a bad poem to the tune of a drinking song.

2024-06-28 02:19:04

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...Aaaand I just got thrown out for using an IR device to change the channel on all the TVs. Yeah, that's a dick move, even during an ad break, but so is setting up a political system that would televise this as a testament to the openness of its democratic process. I may also be so drunk, high, stoned, and twisted that I thought the channel button would swap in other candidates like in a tag team match on a fighting game like Marvel vs. Capcom.

2024-06-28 02:06:56

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A grandfae brought a truth bell in to the pub for the watch party. The redcap grabbed it, and tossed it into the bottom of the pickle barrel to shut it up. It's quieter now, but still splashing vinegar all over the floor.

2024-06-28 01:51:06

I don't know if I can make it to the Under Secretary debate airing after this on Darknews Daily without getting totally blitzed on anti-rage drugs. Which is a shame, because both the Elderwoods manitou candidate and the United Miners river dragon candidate were set to read a concurrence statement on pro-ecosystem green energy policy. Humans, get your shit straight.

2024-05-17 01:22:05

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If all you have is money, and all you want is more of it, the best way to help the Fediverse is by buying stock in X, Meta, and Alphabet, then clamoring loudly for better monetization.
Donors can help the Fediverse by paying for hosting and bandwidth, getting a solid return paid in gratitude and community.

2024-05-15 20:35:42

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If I ever sincerely describe a child as "ripe and fertile", someone please do me this favor:
1. woodchipper
2. soak chips in 8% or stronger bleach for 24 hours
3. dry out chips at 60 degC
4. incinerate, with excess oxygen
5. surfaces within 20m of my capture location sterilized with a propane torch
The process is less involved for humans, but reputedly messier. Especially when one of the steps is "vote them out of the state legislature".

2024-04-09 22:46:34

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Shaun of the Dead and World's End are good. But Hot Fuzz is the greater good.