If I ever sincerely describe a child as "ripe and fertile", someone please do me this favor:
1. woodchipper
2. soak chips in 8% or stronger bleach for 24 hours
3. dry out chips at 60 degC
4. incinerate, with excess oxygen
5. surfaces within 20m of my capture location sterilized with a propane torch
The process is less involved for humans, but reputedly messier. Especially when one of the steps is "vote them out of the state legislature".
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