Logan Five (aka John)

I like one-liners and I'm probably using hashtags #wrong.

I have a background in sketch and improv comedy, I live in Los Angeles, and I love SciFi and Fantasy. I've also seen all the episodes of UK Taskmaster way too many times.

Pro LGBTQIA+, BLM, anything that involves diversity, equity, and inclusion.

Previously @uncomfyhug on Twitter

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Last Notes

2024-08-14 01:02:34

There are some people who never check their to-go order before leaving the restaurant and I just wish I had that much faith in the world.

2024-08-05 21:37:51

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@npub1gkr…lcp0 Your art rocks.

2024-06-23 18:03:22

Is it weird to go door to door offering bananas because you bought too many and they’re close to going bad now? Because everyone acted like it was weird.

2024-03-04 20:05:01

Was Walk Off the Earth ever able to afford more instruments?

2024-02-27 03:38:58

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Sorry, I was just thinking that between fart jokes.

2024-02-27 03:26:30

One of the big lies inherent in the message from Corporate America is that just sitting and looking at the clouds (and not contributing to the buying, selling, or processing of goods or services), has no value. Enjoying life itself, outside of the realm of the economy, is seen as a sin.

2023-11-04 16:16:17

How do I make a withdrawal of all this daylight I’ve been saving?

2023-09-13 00:15:00

The existence of earbuds implies the existence of ear-foes.

2023-08-27 16:40:05

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@npub1cxy…vryr Oh, what were some of them on Twitter that you liked? I wasn’t playing there.
I also have a group of friends on Facebook (they won’t come to Masto) and we’re part of a pun game group. So we’ll have mashups of something like “States” and “Cheeses,” and someone will put Califromage. Things like that.

2023-08-27 16:26:27

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@npub1cxy…vryr I mean, I’m not here to judge. You gotta tailor this Masto experience for you. There are some games that aren’t as great, I’ll admit, but I feel like following any hashtag is always hit or miss. I also just like playing games with people, so it’s nice to feel like I’m sharing an experience with others.

2023-08-27 07:38:38

I know some people don’t like hashtag games, but I like a lot of them and consider them to be like practice before the big game. You get some layups in, run some drills, toot some three pointers. Then you’re ready to take on Jorts Horse State.

2023-08-23 01:45:39

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@npub1dwu…8cvx All I need now is a slogan that sounds powerful but has no meaning behind it.
That reminds me, my wife once made a fake political ad out of one of my photos with the slogan, “Justice is a thing.”

2023-08-06 05:40:16

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@npub1w0k…z3sz Am I eating the soap-worlds in this scenario? I’m not sure that’s helping.
Although you’ve given me an idea for chocolate flavored soap.

2023-08-06 02:00:11

I'm pretty tired of picking the "lesser of two evils" and would like to try the "better of two goods."

2023-08-05 20:52:37

My life is like the various small bits of soap in the shower that you try clumping together to be functional, but it never quite is.

2023-08-04 07:07:30

It's a weird thing when you don't know if someone will go to jail or become president.

2023-08-03 19:09:00

Can we stop trying to make appliances smart and start making people smart?
I’d much rather have a smart neighbor than a smart fridge.

2023-06-30 19:23:37

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@npub1mdk…aptk Can you give me an example?

2023-06-28 23:54:17

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@npub1p8s…4tga See Beth? You were already playing!

2023-06-26 05:20:16

Detective: I've never seen a body mangled like this.
Coroner: It's one for the history books.
Detective: Do you have an idea of what could have done this?
Coroner: You're not going to believe this, but...the rhythm got him tonight.

2023-03-26 18:20:41

I downloaded a handy Medicare app for my father-in-law. It lets you type in a medical service to see if it’s covered, and then it says no.