Logan Five (aka John) on Nostr: Read your Donutscope. 1. Glazed – Make sure to search for police checkpoints before ...

Read your Donutscope.

1. Glazed – Make sure to search for police checkpoints before driving tonight.
2. Boston cream - Hey, it happens to everyone, or so I've heard.
3. Jelly - White shirts were not meant to last. But nothing really is.
4. Powdered - Best not commit any crimes tonight.
5. Bear claw - You will try to show how tough you are to a self-checkout machine, and you will lose.
6. Double chocolate – Your will probably talk about chocolate tonight, again.
7. Custard filled - Take that step forward in life you've been meaning to. Or don't. Naps are also good.
8. Cruller – Your boss will treat you badly soon. Be sure to tell them off in your head.
9. Maple Bar - Meeting a Canadian is in your future.
10. Lemon filled - It's probably best to accept your flaws. They're not going anywhere.
11. Plain cake – Maybe try going outside for 5 minutes, at least once.
12. Strawberry iced – You know you’re trouble. But who else should know? And are they up right now?
13. Cronut - The future is yours! Until the doughsants defeat you.
14. Donut Hole – Fill your life with the unexpected tonight. Or more donuts.